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The Manic Tyrant and his Monster Tree
A few reporters gathered at the carnival of a newly formed kingdom. They started asking the citizens a few questions about their new King.
Reporter: What do you think about your new King?
Person A: He is a crazy man.
Person B: He is a... maniac.
Person C: He is a family man.
At once everyone around them looked at the Person C as if he had gone crazy.
Person C cleared his throat: Well, what I heard is that he wouldn't go crazy until no one speaks a word against his babies. He loves them so much.
Everyone thought for a whole two seconds and nodded their heads.
Reporter: So, your King has babies? Can you tell us about them? What about your Queen?
Person A: They are weird. She is too.
Person B: They are... monsters. She is a... Tree.
Person C: They are cute and adorable. She is too.
Once again everyone around looked at the Person C as if he had gone crazy.
He once again cleared his throat: Well, if you want to survive in this kingdom, even if you know what they are, you have to say that they are cute and adorable.
Once again everyone nodded their heads after thinking for two seconds.
The reporters are confused by their answers. A human and a tree gave birth to monsters? What are they talking about?
After asking around for a while, they got the answer: The hate in their King's heart makes the Monster tree grow.
At the end of the Carnival the reporters got another news. Person A and B were killed by their King while Person C got a reward from him.
Reporters: He really is a Manic tyrant.
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Chapter: Naughty Kid
Caesar could feel his hair being pulled from all the directions and a pair of little feet jumping around on his shoulders."..." 'A naughty one indeed.'He raised his hands to catch the lively being from his head but all he got was a bite on his fingers instead."..." 'A bit too naughty.'He shook his hand with pain and hissed. After calming himself down, he started shaking his body trying to shake off the naughty kid.These movements of his only made the kid enjoy even more as happy noises increased and the strength in his stomps over his shoulders increased, trying to not fall off from his 'territory'.Caesar could do nothing but sigh to himself before speaking resignedly, "Come down. At least let me take a look at you once."How could he call himself a father, when he didn't even know what his son looked like?Shameful.Very shameful.As soon as his voice was heard, the stomps on his shoulders came to a stop.'Looks like he is not that bad either,' ML smiled to himself.He raised h
Last Updated: 2023-12-14
Chapter: Second baby
"Sorry? If you say a simple word of sorry, would the hurt you gave my daughter's heart be lessened? How could one word be enough to relieve my daughter's suffering, huh?" Caesar did not budge with his words of pleas and asked back.The neighbor is not in a position to think of anything at this moment. His hearing was already lost and was on the verge of losing consciousness.Looking at his struggle, Caesar's heart felt a sense of satisfaction.How dare this man speak such ill words about his lovely daughter? This is the punishment for anyone who spoke a word against his daughter.The hate he had towards the man continued increasing as he recalled all the words the man just spoke.'Kill Hearthe? Burn her? Throw her ashes in the toilet?'Every word came back to his mind and his blood continued to boil with anger.He couldn't hold himself and he forwarded his hand to hold his neighbor's neck himself.The vines naturally gave way for Caesar's hand over his neck and Caesar's hand squeezed
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Chapter: Strangle
Dark.That is what Caesar saw through his eyes. The anger in his heart made him unable to look at anything else but dark.How dare this man call his adorable daughter 'ugly'?How could his cute daughter and the word 'ugly' stand in the same sentence if not for describing antonyms?The veins in his hand started protruding as he clenched his fist tighter recalling how the weird man spoke about his daughter.The neighbor, being silly and weird that he was, did not observe the changes in Caesar's reaction and continued speaking his heart out, "Where did you even get this weird thing from? It looks not only ugly but also creepy. One look at it and one would lose their sleep for so many nights. How were you able to sleep at night after getting this thing as a pet, huh?"Didn't you get nightmares? If I were you, I would have killed this thing long ago, burned it and threw its ashes in the toilet so that my eyes would become cleaner. Let me give you some friendly advice, alright? Just kill th
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Chapter: Ugly?
"Do you see that?"Caesar tilted his head sideways and looked at him innocently, "What do you want me to see?""..." Is he the only one who is worried about the wall? Why can't this man give a better reaction? The neighbor really did not understand the thoughts of Caesar."Just look at the wall. It is very clear that it was destroyed from your side. Don't you have anything to say?" The neighbor asked in exasperation.Caesar lazily looked at the wall, which was very clear to any naked eye that it was rammed into from this side of the wall, before he replied with a very very lazy, "Ohh.""..." The neighbor was dumbstruck by the lack of reaction from the man, "Ohh? What do you mean by ohh? Are you an idiot?"To his furious question, Caesar didn't even care to reply as he casually looked at all the trees and vines around him. He looked very proud when his eyes were on them as they reminded of the powers of Hearthe.The neighbor felt like he was punching a cotton wall, when he saw the lack
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Chapter: Pet?
He did not notice Caesar's expression which was darkening every time he addressed Hearthe as a 'pet'.How could a random man address his lovely and adorable daughter as a mere pet?The neighbor, however, did not mind nor care about the lack of reply as he continued looking around in search of the so-called new pet that Caesar had got.After all, there are more than eighty percent of chances that this pet was the one responsible for destroying the compound wall of their house.The wall, which had always been the best background one could get for his picturesque garden, was now rammed into, almost broken and was full of cracks making it look gruesome.To make his garden look even more beautiful, he had called the best painter in the town nearby and got him to paint with beautiful and exotic plants and flowers all over it.After paying so much money, his wall made the perfect background for his garden.Yet today once he got home after work, he found it shattered with a few pieces of bric
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Chapter: Neighbor
Though he was angry, he did not say anything back about it.He was visibly wary of Caesar during his conversation while also showing a hint of displeasure towards him.He clearly had a contradictory attitude towards Caesar that anyone would have been confused looking at him."There is an accident at my home," The neighbor said."Do I look like I care?" Caesar asked back. Why did this weirdo come to complain about some accident at his home to him?The neighbor was furious at his attitude again, "Who asked for your stupid care?"Caesar really did not want to deal with this stupid man any longer. Without saying anything, he pushed his door in order to close it on the other man's face.Before he could accomplish the task, the neighbor placed his leg in between the door and pushed it using his body making it difficult to close it.Now it was Caesar's turn to be furious as he roared out loud, "What do you want?""Why are you closing the door to my face? I have not finished talking yet.""If
Last Updated: 2023-12-14
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