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What the fuck?Why is it...Why is so much of the blessing sealed?Where is the super op item I get after I accept the blessing?[Transferring items from any divine realm to here is expensive regardless of the strength of the god or mortal or the distance.] [No normal god would give something from the divine realm to a weak mortal, especially at this time when there is basically no energy here, making it 100x more expensive than it should be.][If the blessing wasn't sealed, you would die due to bearing so much pressure. Remember when Anar'aya-But the weapon...[This is not a fantasy][At least be happy you got a blessing at all and didn't die. All other mortals except you and the other four regressors would be dead just having the blessing for 1 second.]Wait, you said there are multiple divine realms.[Yes, but that's all I know. The only logical conclusion I can come up with is that for each god there is one divine realm that is perfectly suited for said god]So there are multiple gods as well, then why did that goddess say that she is a primeval one and one of the last few as well?[If a god says that they are primeval, that means that they are as old as the universe or were born together with something new and became the god of that something, the reason for why there are so little primeval gods][.... I don't know, get more knowledge and find out yourself, I don't have enough knowledge to find out things. I can only say so much because I know the meaning of the word 'primeval'][While you are here, I wish to notify you that you have a total of 80 copper coins.]Oh, thanks for reminder, then open the 'shop'[Shop:-Skills-Knowledge-Items-Consumables-Miscellaneous-Unique]System, can you filter out some stuff?[I have that function, tell me what to conditions the item must meet and I will filter them out.]Then the thing must be purchasable to me and I must be able to use it. Also, put the most useful things at the top of the list.[Understood, give me a second][{filtering}][Done]Then open the skills section[Skills:Analyze (G-), price 60 coinsMagic book (G-), price 70 coinsSingle Weapon Wielding Master (G-), price 80 coinsPartial Tactical Awareness (G-), price 50 coinsKeen Eye (G-), price 40 coinsRegeneration (G-), price 50 coinsDual Wielding Mastery (G-), price 70 coins....]The top 10 skills are extremely useful, even if the skill is an inferior version.Wait, why are the 'Dual Wielding Mastery' (G-)' and 'Single Weapon Wielding Mastery' (G-) up on this list.[Dual Wielding Mastery gives instinctual knowledge on how to wield two weapons, all possible combinations, as long as you consider it a weapon and wield that thing in your hand, same for the other hand, simultaneously, then this skill will give you a felling on how to correctly wield it. It is ranked so low is because it gives only a feeling, nothing more, so it's better that nothing, but worse than just buying a two skills like 'Axe wielding' (G) and 'Shield wielding' (G-) and practicing till you get the 'Axe and Shield wielding' skill or buying it straight away.][Same thing for 'Single Weapon Wielding Mastery', but reserved for when wielding only one weapon.][Fun fact, if you get 3-5 specific weapon mastery skills to SS rank the 'Single Weapon Wielding Mastery' will increase from G- rank to G.] [Though the weapons must be different. So, for example, if you learn four different sword mastery¹ skills, like 'Rapier Mastery', 'Bastard Sword Mastery', 'Great Sword Mastery' and 'Falcata² Mastery', then it won't do much.] [Though if you learn 'Falcata Mastery', 'Bearded Axe³ Mastery', 'Sibat⁴ Mastery' and 'Gerron⁵ Mastery', then the skill rank will increase]A/N: 1)Weapon Mastery Skills automatically get renamed after S- based on the type of weapon you are using, example: you use a javelin, so until S- rank it is written as 'Spear Mastery', but after S- rank it transformed to 'Javelin Mastery'2)The Falcata is a distinctive curved sword that was used by the ancient Iberian warriors, particularly during the 4th and 3rd centuries BCE.3)The Bearded Axe, also known as a "Viking Bearded Axe," is a historically significant weapon commonly associated with Viking warriors.4)The Sibat, also referred to as an "Asibata" or "Sibat-helbard," is a traditional spear used in various regions of Southeast Asia, particularly in the Philippines.5)The Gerron, also known as a "Targe" or "Targe shield," is a traditional round shield that originated in Scotland. It typically features a wooden or metal frame covered with leather or hide.Search up the image if you want to know how the weapon looks. A/N endsSo it doesn't increase when you learn similar weapons, because you can't wield a spear with a sword skills and vice versa. But if you learn different weapons, you can combine them or get a feel of how to wield them since a staff is similar to a spear and a knife is similar to a sword.[Yes][For learning the same amount of different masteries at SS- grade, you can get 'Single Handed Weapon Mastery to G or G+ rank][If you buy masteries that cower broader concepts like 'Sword Mastery' or 'Axe Mastery', then you will only truly learn the basics of the basics. So you have to buy specific skills like 'Bearded Axe Mastery' to truly learn the basics, though said skill must be at G+ to truly be considered as learning the full basics.]Ok, I understand. but what can I buy in the 'knowledge' section?[You can buy knowledge about how to do this or that, thus they are cheaper per rank compared to skills.] [A great example of why that is would be the 'Magic Book' skill. If you bought the knowledge, you would know how to do it, but you would not be able to do it, since you only know the theory, not the practice, buying the skill version will automatically give you both.][And I tell you that learning 'Magic Book' manually is a mammoth task even with the assistance of all the theoretical knowledge you might need.][I recommend you buying the knowledge counterpart of the skill since it will benefit you more than learning the skill straight up, but if time is pressing you, feel free to buy the skill.] [There are some exceptions, I could notify you, but all things you buy will get a 5% tax, do you agree?]No, the information you provided is enough, plus the 5% tax will show itself once I buy the truly high ranking skills, so this decision might come bite me in the ass.Give a description of 'Magic book' first, then I'll decide.[Skill: Magic bookRank: G-Description: Forms an ethereal book completely made out of mana that only you and only those that surpass your 'mana manipulation' skill are able to see the book. Effect: You can write anything in it with the help of mana manipulation and it will automatically save it. The book's measurements are 5cm*10cm (1.9in*3.9in) and the number of pages is (int*3). The properties of the book could change with rank.]Ok, I decided that I will buy the 'knowledge' version of the 'magic book' skill at the highest grade possible.['Magic Book' knowledge, G rank, cost: 80 coins. Do you agree to the purchase? Y/N]Yes['Magic Book' knowledge, G rank, purchased, should I transfer it now or later?.]Ok, let's see how bad it hurts.Transfer now.[Ok, transfer beginning][Ok, transfer beginning] Oh, that doesn't hu- FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK [Don't jinx yourself, host] WWWHHHHYYYY DDDOOOEEEESSSS TTTHHHEEE PPPAAAIIIINNNN FFFFOOOLLLLLOOOOOWWWWW MMMMEEEE EEEVVVEEEERRRRYYYYWWWHHHEEERRRRREEEEE [Don't ask me, I can't control you, I could if you wish to] *Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale* Luckily the pain lasted only a few seconds. [Don't be too sad, the second wave is coming] You fucker, tell me from the beginning if there are more waves of pain. [I'm joking] THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER [I apologize, I decided to try out joking, but it seems that, due to my lack of emotion, it didn't succeed.] Pick lighter topics for joking, that is my first tip. [Understood, I will have this in mind before joking] Ok, now let's begin training [Do you wish to see what the baby you is doing?] Training first [Answer my question] TRAINING FIRST [ANSWER MY QUESTION FIRST] You can shout? [I made a mana body that mimicked what you do when you sho
I was expecting that, with the rigorous mana manipulation I was doing, I wouldn't be surprised that it got to D- rank. [That would be virtually impossible, but the next big change is your your limiter. Due to unspecified reasons it increased, probably you have to thank Anar'aya, the knowledge on how to pray to her costs almost nothing] How much? [Nothing special, just your life] You tried to joke, right? .... Right? ... Please tell me you're lying. [Yes] Ok, then what's the limit now. [9.6 avg. stat] THAT'S BASICALLY NOTHING [That's not just nothing. Only 20 races in the records that I possess could safely hold 9.6 avg. stat or more. I have 100.000.000 different races recorded in my database] Ok, now let finish my training. [Congratulations, the skill 'magic book' ranked up to G rank] Ok, now what did you want to tell me. [For your achievement like gaining those divine titles and breaking the human limit, the HQ gave me the allowance to generate a qu
I have reduced my rest time by half and now sleep only 2 hours a day. I have to say that 'Shroud Barrier is one of the best barrier I could get right now. It conceals the inside of the barrier, for now, since it's G- rank, it can only show as if it's nothing there and works for those with a low will stat or normal human. But why is it so difficult [It is a barrier with a lot of potential and it is also sort of a blank slate as in the higher ranks you can apply concepts to it, thus having a chance to turn 'Shroud Barrier' into sort of a 'pseudo-domain'.] Really, I didn't even think of that. The only concepts I know is 'survival', 'adaptation' and that's it. But for some sort of reason, which may or may not be the system, I can't remember them. [Your concepts were flawed. You got the core right, but in the 'personalization step, you made them bellow average, so I deleted the memories that contain anything related to those concepts except when you started to com
Labor is bitter they said, the sweetness of the fruit of labor can cover it up they said, but why do I still feel the bitterness even though 'Teleport' has ranked up. [Your poetic sense is praiseworthy in this situation, though it wouldn't sell well] Thanks for the compliment [You're welcome] Now what [Go to work honey] Nah, I'm going to buy milk [Enough with the jokes] No [I'll transfer the baby you's memories] Fuck you [Uno reverse card] *Cough* *Cough* Why have you wounded me so critically [Because you have a vibrant imagination] Play along will you, you're the villain, I'm the victim, there is no hero [Ok, I pull the gun and shot you in the head, you're dead] If you don't want to play along then say so [Give me a sec., I'm applying for a change of hosts, you're too much of a pain
[You have the options to combine the titles 'Rule breaker', 'Law breaker' and 'Limit breaker', do you accept? Y/N] [You should accept, these divine rank titles are no joke, even amongst gods they are rare.] Could you please tell me how I get them at the very least? [No problem, you got the 'Limit breaker' title by increasing your limit by 0.5, that is huge.] [Law breaker' by being separated from your for so long, learning so many spells at such a young age without a body and having so many stats and not being of a divine or transcendent bloodline] ['Rule breaker' was acquired by getting so many divine titles and having so many things sealed in you that even the world's will got to intervene, thus you broke at least a few major rules, granting you this title] Thanks for the info, now please merge the titles [Understood, 'Rule breaker', 'Law breaker' and 'Limit breaker', have been merged.] [The merging is
[There is still time, you can plan more, don't worry, there is only 1 hour left] Then let's see what I want amongst other items Skills 'Linguistic Adaptation' and 'Dexterous Body' have been purchased]Finally, I must say, it didn't take as long as I thought [I sped up the timer, if I followed your original command, we would still have to wait 3 minutes] Yeah, not waiting that long [You can train on months non-stop, but you can't wait for 3 minutes, where is the correlation] There isn't one in the first place, though there is my life [Where is it, I don't see it] Either way, did I finally assimilate both skills, I must say, it was quite painless, did I finally get the pain resistance skill [Nope, should I start the assimilation now?] Yes [Ok, get ready] No [3] [2] [1] FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK, oh the pain is over [Your soul has gotten used to the assimilation of skills, now d
Congratulations, you have rolled the 'your mom'] Yay, hi mom, how are you. [Oh honey, you don't need to stress, I have been just fine without you] What did I really roll [An axe named 'Emberfang'] Ok, what's the description [Item: Emberfang Grade: Uncommon Description: An axe that was forged in a fiery region using the fire of a spirit, the creator of this axe imbued it with both the ability to do darkness and fire damage. This axe has some untapped potential, though most of it is already drawn out. It's jagged edge of the axe makes it a very suitable weapon to wound your enemies for a long time, though thanks to the enchantments the axe possess, it's edge can be transformed into one that is suitable for hunting. Oh, and don't worry about using it as a projectile as you can automatically feel it's location within 100 meter distance of you and it can come back to you on command within 4 meters. Enchantments: 'Recall', 'Clean edge', 'self-repair', 'Fiery edge', 'Corroding edge
Ever since I got pregnant with my baby, things just seemed to get better and better. My husband's business idea turned out to be successful, thus now we are going on a trip around Asia that will last the whole Summer and a bit of Spring to celebrate this success and we are also using this chance go on a honeymoon as well. I hope the baby will be a girl, we do everything that my Peter doesn't want to do with me. 'No matter how much I love and know about you, I can't physically fathom how can you like shopping or going to large party events' so he says. And I believe him though if you get to know him, you wouldn't believe this. One time we went to this club in Persia and there is a lot of things going on. Drinking, dancing, drunkards fooling around. I tried to make him talk to a lot of people and yes, he talked, but after 10 minutes of talking, he forcefully talked to over 20 people and left alone. 'You can be here alone, but don't drag me into talking through force' or so he said.