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Don't hand around crazies
Author: Blank_Joker
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I had 11 girlfriends in my life, one of them was a yandere.

Yuna Tavierner

A half-japanese, half-french woman, hotter than the sun, pink haired, but holy hell was she crazy.

She came from a mafia family, so, in order to escape her, I was forced to completely change my everything 8 times.

I even got ‘Acting’ and ‘Disguise’ to S+ rank thanks to that.

A/N: don’t forget, MC is 3k+ year old mentally.

She got an obsession, but I realized it too late, as she was acting all sweet and cute, but once I entered her room, that’s when I realized I got a yandere for myself.

Watching and reading about them might be cool and all, but having one for yourself is not.

It didn’t help that her jealous fiancé was after my tail, thinking that I had seduced Yuna for myself.

The last time I met her, I heard how she’ll cut of half of each of my limbs to keep me locked up and how we’ll be together for eternity.

*Shiver* I don’t want that

Thus I unleashed all my strength and started counter attacking

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