[Host, brace for impact, you are coming out]
Oh, finally I will see the light of the outside world.
I'm kinda exited for what am I gonna see first.
[Babies have terrible sigh right after birth]
Don't ruin my excitement.
[But it's facts]
[Also, should I make you unconscious through till you are out?]
No, it shouldn't hurt much anyway.
[No, in fact, the only reason the baby doesn't die from the shock of the sudden pain is the fact that the nerves are underdeveloped. Your nerves are more developed so you will feel 85-90% of the pain, which isn't little by the way, and the ~5% decrease doesn't help much]
I endured my limbs being torn of and my organs crushed, I'm sure this will be fine.
[Your body got reset, so you are not used to any sort of pain right now, the reason you could endure it then is because of your pain receptors dulling.]
Either way it's a no, since it's a good chance to get the 'pain resistance' skill.
[Understood, but don't tell me I didn't warn you, also, you are about to be born, do you wish for a countdown?]
Yes, please
[Ok]
[9]
[8]
[7]
[6]
[5]
[4]
[3]
[2]
[1]
[0]
[Brace for the pain]
Yeah, it's no-
FFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THIS KIND OF PAIN
[I warned you, host, I even told you that your body got reset so even any pain resistance you got is nullified]
AT LEAST SAY HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE
[Due to your stats, about 1h and 46 min.]
HOW MUCH WITHOUT THE TRAINING
[1 hours 10 minutes]
WHY DID I ACCEPT THAT DAMNED QUEST, IT ONLY BROUGHT ME MISERY SO FAR
[But you got the oh so desired skills.]
FUCK THE SKILLS, WHEN IS IT GONNA END
[Don't worry, only 1 hour and 44 minutes]
WWWHHHYYYY, I THOUGH IT WAS ALMOST MIDWAY
[For first-time mothers the childbirth, on average, take 1-2 hours]
HEY SYSTEM, CAN YOU SPEED THIS UP
[Sure]
Oh, really
[You fill have to sacrifice your 'level decrease pills']
Fuck no, ok time to resume screaming
AAAAAHHHHHH
[Please hold in that scream for longer, I have to bring something to close my ears]
FFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKK YYYYOOOOUUUUUU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<~2h time skip>
Huff huff , is it over?
[No]
Ok, I'm selling my 'level decrease pills'
[I'm joking]
Fuck you
[Funny fact, the word 'fuck' has no historical or any meaning at all and there are many theories of where it came from. The top three theories are: it came from the High German word 'ficken' which means "to rub" or "to strike", which may have gotten a sexual meaning later on. The second theory is that it came from the Middle English term "fukken"/"fucken", which may have been derived from the Old English term "fuccan", both meaning "to have sexual intercourse". The last theory is that it came from the Thousand-year war between the French and the English. I will not go into detail with it since it takes a while to explain. I have more theories if you wish to hear.]
No, please don't, save your encyclopedia mode for exams
[Sad, but ok]
Either way, where are we, everything I see is super blurry
[You are laid in a separate small bed near your mother, also you should check your status]
OK, 'status'
[Name: Mark Lochem
Health:40/40 Mana:30/30 Stamina:100/100
Titles: Regressor, the Sleepless, Training Freak, Baby Freak, The First true Prodigy
Class: sealed
Sub-class: sealed
Sub-class: sealed
Bloodline: none
Physique: none
Level:0
Stats:
Str:1
Agi:1
Def:3
End:9
Stm:10
Sen:7
Vit:5
Mgc: 5
Wis:5
Luck:21
Wil:31
SP:15 AP:5
Inherent skills: "Adapt" G- rank, "Rhythm break" G- rank
Skills: "soul regeneration" (C- rank), "hard soul" (F- rank), 'discipline' (F+ rank), 'multitasking' (F rank), 'mana manipulation' (E rank), 'training' (G+ rank), 'resting' (G+ rank), 'hyperfocus' (F+ rank), 'Fireball (G rank)'
Talents: 'magic' (intermediate), 'surviving' (peak), 'fighting'(advanced), 'blacksmithing'(advanced), 'tailoring'(intermediate), 'create'(intermediate), 'spear'(high), 'axe'(high)
Affinity: Death (major), Fire (major), Void (minor), Space (minor), time (major), Darkness (minor)
Shop
Inventory
Quest log]
Hey system, why aren't the stat bonuses fully applied?
[You are underdeveloped, if you receive your full bonus now, you will explode, since your body isn't strong enough, also don't bother training till 4, until then you will only do more harm than good, since you're still developing]
[The 'underdeveloped' reasoning will be used a lot until your 4th birthday in these kind of cases, so be prepared]
Anything I can do to speed up the process?
[Nothing, and before I forget, don't even think about consuming anything in your inventory till you're 4, you will slow down the growth of your body and you will most likely receive permanent damage as well]
Oh, sad
Either way, what's up with the ' first true prodigy' title?
[You earned it since your stat avg. surpassed 8 before the age of 4, your current stat average is ~8.9 so that's a big plus, though I ask you to stop getting any stats till you're 4. Your under developed body can have a stat of no higher than 9.5.]
Let me guess, it's because I'm underdeveloped.
[Yes, you are free to increase your physical stats by a bit, but I will forcefully block any conscious attempt at increasing other stats]
Then at least show me the description of 'The First True Prodigy'
[Title: The First True Prodigy
Rarity: Mythical
Description: You are a prodigy, doing something only one in a millennia can do. Though your talent is restricted by your human body, don't abandon it, because the human race are 'incomplete', that's why they are one of the weakest, but also the one holding the most potential. Why do you think there are so many god with a human body
Effect: Increase talent limit by a major rank, gain +10% SP per level, when increasing a skill related to your talents, the skill will progress 1.2x faster.]
That's OP, wait, why is this only Mythical.
[Why are you disappointed, the Divine rarity is called divine for a reason, only gods can do them 9999 out of 10000 times, that 1 time is like when you achieved it. Though the condition difficulty per rarity changes per race or race variant, gods are gods for a reason.]
Ok, then what are the other changes I got
[The system admin decided to change the system a little. First, each quest has a passive reward of 10 copper per rank, so F-rank passively will give 20 copper coins and an S-rank quest will give 80 copper coins]
Also, what's the exchange for the sudden bonus?
[No reason, continuing the change description. The shop can't go above F rank items now and you can't buy things that are non-related to your class, there is one more though discover it for your self, it's temporary anyway.]
Let's me guess, you will block any stat bonus I receive and any attempt I will do at incresaing my stats.
[Gasp*, how did you discover it so easily.]
I knew it.
[I'm joking, it's something else, but that will be added while you sleep]
What are you talking abo-
[Skill 'sleep' has been used on you]
...
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..
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Turn of the lights, I want to sleep
"I thought that as an adult you didn't need so much sleep, you said it yourself that sleep was overrated"
Turn of the lights, I want to sleep"I thought that as an adult you didn't need so much sleep, you said it yourself that sleep was overrated"Yeah, I take it back, it's awesome, especially if you slept for 6 hours a day for 5 months and are a baby."Taking your words back is quite convenient, no?"It is, especially in cases like these, please turn of the light and let me sleep though.WaitYou're not the system.Who are you, where are we, can I go to sleep now?"Finally a normal reaction, I was getting worried honestly. Though first let's answer your questions in order. ""Hi, I'm Anar'aya and you are quite brave, getting that many divine titles for a mortal is quite dangerous. If not for that skill of yours and that strange 'system', your soul would've exploded. A divine title is a divine title regardless of weather they are sealed or not""For your second question, we are in a separate space made by yours truly, and for the last answer, no, you can't"So why am I here?"If this was
This...What the fuck?Why is it...Why is so much of the blessing sealed?Where is the super op item I get after I accept the blessing?[Transferring items from any divine realm to here is expensive regardless of the strength of the god or mortal or the distance.] [No normal god would give something from the divine realm to a weak mortal, especially at this time when there is basically no energy here, making it 100x more expensive than it should be.][If the blessing wasn't sealed, you would die due to bearing so much pressure. Remember when Anar'aya-But the weapon...[This is not a fantasy][At least be happy you got a blessing at all and didn't die. All other mortals except you and the other four regressors would be dead just having the blessing for 1 second.]Wait, you said there are multiple divine realms.[Yes, but that's all I know. The only logical conclusion I can come up with is that for each god there is one divine realm that is perfectly suited for said god]So there are
[Ok, transfer beginning] Oh, that doesn't hu- FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK [Don't jinx yourself, host] WWWHHHHYYYY DDDOOOEEEESSSS TTTHHHEEE PPPAAAIIIINNNN FFFFOOOLLLLLOOOOOWWWWW MMMMEEEE EEEVVVEEEERRRRYYYYWWWHHHEEERRRRREEEEE [Don't ask me, I can't control you, I could if you wish to] *Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale* Luckily the pain lasted only a few seconds. [Don't be too sad, the second wave is coming] You fucker, tell me from the beginning if there are more waves of pain. [I'm joking] THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER [I apologize, I decided to try out joking, but it seems that, due to my lack of emotion, it didn't succeed.] Pick lighter topics for joking, that is my first tip. [Understood, I will have this in mind before joking] Ok, now let's begin training [Do you wish to see what the baby you is doing?] Training first [Answer my question] TRAINING FIRST [ANSWER MY QUESTION FIRST] You can shout? [I made a mana body that mimicked what you do when you sho
I was expecting that, with the rigorous mana manipulation I was doing, I wouldn't be surprised that it got to D- rank. [That would be virtually impossible, but the next big change is your your limiter. Due to unspecified reasons it increased, probably you have to thank Anar'aya, the knowledge on how to pray to her costs almost nothing] How much? [Nothing special, just your life] You tried to joke, right? .... Right? ... Please tell me you're lying. [Yes] Ok, then what's the limit now. [9.6 avg. stat] THAT'S BASICALLY NOTHING [That's not just nothing. Only 20 races in the records that I possess could safely hold 9.6 avg. stat or more. I have 100.000.000 different races recorded in my database] Ok, now let finish my training. [Congratulations, the skill 'magic book' ranked up to G rank] Ok, now what did you want to tell me. [For your achievement like gaining those divine titles and breaking the human limit, the HQ gave me the allowance to generate a qu
I have reduced my rest time by half and now sleep only 2 hours a day. I have to say that 'Shroud Barrier is one of the best barrier I could get right now. It conceals the inside of the barrier, for now, since it's G- rank, it can only show as if it's nothing there and works for those with a low will stat or normal human. But why is it so difficult [It is a barrier with a lot of potential and it is also sort of a blank slate as in the higher ranks you can apply concepts to it, thus having a chance to turn 'Shroud Barrier' into sort of a 'pseudo-domain'.] Really, I didn't even think of that. The only concepts I know is 'survival', 'adaptation' and that's it. But for some sort of reason, which may or may not be the system, I can't remember them. [Your concepts were flawed. You got the core right, but in the 'personalization step, you made them bellow average, so I deleted the memories that contain anything related to those concepts except when you started to com
Labor is bitter they said, the sweetness of the fruit of labor can cover it up they said, but why do I still feel the bitterness even though 'Teleport' has ranked up. [Your poetic sense is praiseworthy in this situation, though it wouldn't sell well] Thanks for the compliment [You're welcome] Now what [Go to work honey] Nah, I'm going to buy milk [Enough with the jokes] No [I'll transfer the baby you's memories] Fuck you [Uno reverse card] *Cough* *Cough* Why have you wounded me so critically [Because you have a vibrant imagination] Play along will you, you're the villain, I'm the victim, there is no hero [Ok, I pull the gun and shot you in the head, you're dead] If you don't want to play along then say so [Give me a sec., I'm applying for a change of hosts, you're too much of a pain
[You have the options to combine the titles 'Rule breaker', 'Law breaker' and 'Limit breaker', do you accept? Y/N] [You should accept, these divine rank titles are no joke, even amongst gods they are rare.] Could you please tell me how I get them at the very least? [No problem, you got the 'Limit breaker' title by increasing your limit by 0.5, that is huge.] [Law breaker' by being separated from your for so long, learning so many spells at such a young age without a body and having so many stats and not being of a divine or transcendent bloodline] ['Rule breaker' was acquired by getting so many divine titles and having so many things sealed in you that even the world's will got to intervene, thus you broke at least a few major rules, granting you this title] Thanks for the info, now please merge the titles [Understood, 'Rule breaker', 'Law breaker' and 'Limit breaker', have been merged.] [The merging is
[There is still time, you can plan more, don't worry, there is only 1 hour left] Then let's see what I want amongst other items Skills 'Linguistic Adaptation' and 'Dexterous Body' have been purchased]Finally, I must say, it didn't take as long as I thought [I sped up the timer, if I followed your original command, we would still have to wait 3 minutes] Yeah, not waiting that long [You can train on months non-stop, but you can't wait for 3 minutes, where is the correlation] There isn't one in the first place, though there is my life [Where is it, I don't see it] Either way, did I finally assimilate both skills, I must say, it was quite painless, did I finally get the pain resistance skill [Nope, should I start the assimilation now?] Yes [Ok, get ready] No [3] [2] [1] FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK, oh the pain is over [Your soul has gotten used to the assimilation of skills, now d