I always knew my life was going to come back to bite me, but I never thought I'd go to prison. That bastard cellmate of mine stuck me in the back with a shank on my way out.
It was a tale as old as time. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Before I was arrested, I was a traveling salesman. The company I worked for paid for gas, gave me a stipend for food, and paid me peanuts. I barely had enough to eat most nights and I sure as hell wasn't saving money.
Still, life on the road beat prison. A cop pulled me over. I fit the description of a pedophile who had assaulted a young girl. I was a Texan, born and raised, but the Californian jury didn't show me any mercy. They locked me up and threw away the key.
I spent two years in prison as a know pedophile and sex offender. Everyone hated me. I had no friends to watch my back. I don't know how I survived. My lawyer was a public defendant, but he never gave up on me. He fought for me to the end and I'll never be able to thank him for it.
When they caught the real criminal, I was set to be released. I was looking at a nice payday from the state. A trucking company was willing to take me on, so I could keep traveling. After all the shit I went through, it looked like my life was turning around.
Then it happened. My fucking cellmate stuck me with a shiv. He couldn't let a pedophile like me roam the streets. It was dangerous. That's what he said, but the bastard was a condemned murderer. I think he just wanted to kill someone. Half the guards doubted my innocence and most people in there hated me. I was the perfect target.
I didn't feel any pain as the world around me just switched off. At least it was a painless death.
Where had it all gone wrong? When did my life take a turn for the worst? At least my crappy job let me travel. I had got to see more of North America than most people. It was a beautiful place. My only regret was never getting to see Africa, Asia, Europe, or South America. I wished I could have seen the whole world.
33 years. I had 33 years to get my shit together and get out. I never did. I could have found a better job. I could have stopped to smell the roses. Maybe I could have met a girl. Fuck, I had never gotten to lose my virginity. Talk about a letdown. I had considered paying for a hooker, but my damn pride wouldn't let me. I should have just bit the bullet and done it. The other guys at the company did. Even the guys with wives and families. Talk about dying a loser.
The void of darkness around me seemed endless. Maybe this was my punishment. Spending eternity alone in the dark. That would be worse than any pain I could imagine. How long would it take before I lost my marbles?
In a flash, a light blazed. It was so bright it burned through the darkness. I couldn't stand to look at it, but I quickly realized I had no eyes. I couldn't close them to shield myself from the light. I couldn't do anything but stare into the blinding light.
Where the void of darkness had been silent before, the light brought sounds. Voices. The voice of a woman speaking: "Ma fils. Ma beau fils."
I couldn't make out the words. I knew what Italian sounded like and what the woman was saying sounded similar to Italian, but it wasn't quite right.
A man's voice joined her: "Il est beau. Comment doit-on le nommer?"
Sensation soon returned after sound. I could feel myself shifting, only I wasn't the one moving. Someone had picked me up...
Was I still alive? Maybe someone had found me before the pool of blood got to big? Could I have survived somehow? It felt like my bastard cellmate had gotten me good. The guards were just coming in as I passed out. How long had I been laying there? How many times had he stuck me? Yet here I was. Alive somehow.
It was crazy. What were the odds? Yet somehow I survived. Maybe this was a sign. Maybe I was meant for something? At the very least, I could apologize to my parents. I wanted to tell them how sorry I was. I was so, so sorry for being a shit son.
"Il est mon fils et mon héritier. Il est l'avenir de l'Aquitaine."
The man hummed. I wish I could understand what they were saying.
"Calixte sera notre fils. Oue pensez-vous, mon amour?"
"C'est un beau nom."
The light that had been blinding me slowly faded, revealing shapes and colors. A black-haired woman I didn't recognize stared down at me. Her eyes were a bright green. I had never seen that color on a person before. She was smiling from ear to ear. She looked like I was the most important person in her world and she was so happy to see me. She was beautiful, the kind of girl I would dream about.
Maybe I hadn't survived. Maybe I died and went to heaven, as strange as someone like me going to heaven sounded. She was an angel and there were no angels in hell.
Her breasts were exposed, and it took willpower I didn't know I had to tear my eyes away. Why would an angel have her boobs out? Maybe angels didn't have clothes?
Behind her stood a blonde-haired man. His eyes were an icy blue, but they didn't detract from the happiness on his face. It looks just as happy to see me as the woman was.
Unlike her, who wore nothing to cover her chest, the man was wearing clothes that could have come straight out of a history book. He looked like some king from World War I. Was he some kind of cosplayer? I racked my brain, but I couldn't come up with a character that wore that exact kind of uniform. Maybe the man was a World War I enthusiast?
The woman holding me and the blonde-haired man behind her were standing in the middle of a huge room. The room was made completely of stone and looked like a set piece from Game of Thrones. There was a window letting in light, but it was too far up for me to get a good look.
I wanted to ask the two what was going on, but I didn't know if we even spoke the same language. Still, I had to try, but the words wouldn't come outright. They turned into babbling sounds. Incoherent sounds.
The black-haired woman giggled and spoke in the strange language. She nudged her nose against mine.
I tried to sit up and move around, but my body wouldn't listen to me. My arms felt like they weighed a ton and if possible, my legs felt heavier. My limbs refused to work. I could only move my head.
I turned right and found a mirror. It reflected the woman, the man, and the baby. In the woman's other hand, right where she was holding me, was a baby. The baby had black hair like the woman and the same green eyes as her. It stared at me in open shock.
Was that... Me? Had I become a baby?
That was impossible. I couldn't be a baby. No, I was probably dying in the prison doctor's care right now. This wasn't real. It was some kind of near-death fever dread. That was it. It had to be it. I would die soon and that would be the end of my dream.
Only I didn't die. Days and days passed as I stayed in the room the woman had given birth to me in. She would come to see me every day, sometimes with the man, but most of the time without him. She would feed me sometimes, but a lot of the time it was left to a different woman.
The sun had come up and gone down nine times when it hit me. Maybe I wasn't living through some near-death fever dream. Could I have been reincarnated? Could that happen?
Reincarnation was the purview of fiction. Anime like Jobless Reincarnation. Or religion. It certainly as well wasn't supposed to be real. I was a bum went drifted through life half dead. Why was I given the chance to start over? Shouldn't some great hero be the one reborn? Someone who could change the world.
Not someone like me who couldn't even change himself when it counted. Not someone like me who couldn't face his family.
If God was real, why was I chosen? If God wasn't real, then how did I end up here?
When I turned five months old, I could crawl. I almost cried. For months I had been at the whims of my mother and the maids if I wanted to move. They had to carry me everywhere. Otherwise, I was left to stare at the roof of the room for hours on end. The freedom to move on my own power was something I hadn't considered before my death, but it wasn't something I would ever take for granted again.By nine months, I could walk. Relearning was a pain, but it was worth it when I didn't have to drag my knees over the stone. My new mother took great joy in watching me walk. My father, on the other hand, didn't seem to have time to watch me walk.By the time my first year in this new world came to an end, I was starting to understand the language. There was still a huge gap in my knowledge, but I could follow most conversations.From my language acquisition, I learned more about the world around me. I learned I was Calixte Arc, the third prince of the Aquitaine Empire. My father was Francois
One of my favorite things to do was explore the castle. Ever since I started watching Game of Thrones, I had been obsessed with old-world architecture. The stone streets of Kings Landing, the Red Keep, and the free cities. It was a completely different world from the one I had grown up in and never getting to see Europe was my biggest regret.Game of Thrones Season 3 ended on a high note. The Red Wedding and the Lannister consolidation of power. It was a shame I would never get to see Season 4 and beyond, but I was practically living in Westeros. 1920s Westeros.The palace was huge and even after two years of life, I still hadn't memorized my way around. Luckily, as a prince, servants were lining up to get on my good side, so I always had a guide.My home was called the Phoenix Palace, and it sat straight smack down in the center of Aquroya. Aquroya was the imperial capital, the fantasy equivalent of Paris I suppose. Though I guess I shouldn't keep calling it a fantasy, since it's my
Chapter II Part OneWhen I turned two, my mother convinced my father to allow me to study the healing arts, but I had to learn the more traditional forms as well. So the day after my second birthday, a full mana examination team was summoned from the city. It was imperial law that every child was tested for mana when they turned five. Any with mana was recorded and any commoners born with mana were forced to sign up to the imperial draft in the event of war. Children of the aristocracy were exempt.Most people born with mana in Aquitaine ended up becoming healers. It was a far safer profession than the military anf tended to pay very well. Every nation had signed a treaty to not attack healers, so even when they served with the military, it was considered a safer.The man who came from Aquroya wore a white lab coat. He brought a machine with him that was large and clunky, hardly portable. According to him though, that machine was the portable version."Please, take a seat here, your h
Chapter II Part TwoA week later I was out of my sickbed, and working under the High Healer and one of my father's Imperial Knights.The High Healer would oversee my training in the healing arts. Despite my mother's boasts, he outstripped her in almost every field. He was the most accomplished healer in the empire and arguably on the continent."We will begin this lesson where all novice students start. The first law of this art states that it is impossible to heal from a distance. This is an unbreakable rule of healing. We, healers, stitch wounds, cure disease, to grant relief to the suffering. To do this, we manipulate our mana to a fine point and use it to help our patients. Only by physical touch is it possible to share mana, your highness. That is why it is our one unbreakable law."To start with, I will teach you how to sow basic skin wounds. You must keep in mind that this skill will only affect light cuts. Deeper wounds require different skills. Before we can start on the basi
Chapter II Part ThreeWhen Master Kieten began teaching us geography, my jaw dropped. The map he unfolded was a familiar one. A very familiar one. I had heard about the war with Prussia, the fall of an empire, and the rise of the fantasy Soviet Union, but until that moment I hadn't laid eyes on a map.The map was far too familiar but so different at the same time. There was Europe, Asia, Africa, the middle east, Australia, Antarctica, and North and South America.Aquitaine occupied the place that France had on Earth, only it was a lot larger. Aquitaine had colonies in Africa, Asia, and North America.I couldn't find any country I was familiar with in the America's. Not even fantasy versions of them. It was seemingly colonized by several European and Asian powers... Even Egypt had a colony. Was Egypt an independent country?I looked at the top of Africa and there it was. Egypt. Officially the Sultanate of Egypt. It occupied the territory of Egypt in my world, Libya, as well as the midd
Interlude 1Bernhard took a deep drag from his cigar. The small room slowly filled up around him and it wouldn't be long before everyone was there. Then he had to sell them on it. These were some of the most influential people around Prussia and without them, he wasn't going to make it very far.His political party was small and without support, it wasn't going to go any further. At the moment, its small nature hid the truth from the Aquitese and Britannians. If one of these men betrayed him and told the occupation forces about this meeting, that was the end. He'd be dragged before a Britannian court and sent into exile or prison. If he was lucky.If he was unlucky, Bernhard would be tried before an Aquitese court. The best he could hope for was hard labor at one of the labor camps. They might just shoot him instead and save themselves the trouble.The door closed at least and the eight people in front of him looked on expectantly. Before he could say anything, Johann Eggeling spoke:
Chapter III Part OneMotion pictures were gaining popularity and becoming widespread when I was seven. The radio was the dominant form of media and it had a long life span remaining, but TV and movies were on the rise. The advent of the cinema in this world was down to, ironically enough, my father. He wanted to distract the people and movies were a great distraction. It was only a matter of time before he discovered the propaganda value of film.It was in one of these films that I first saw it. The flag of the old Prussian Reich was lowered and a new one was raised above the Reichstag building. A single Iron Cross dominated most of the flag. It was in black and white so I couldn't see the colors, but I imagine the cross was black and the background was red. It invoked imagery of a certain German state.Above the building, letters slowly focused into view: Greater Prussian Reich.The words below it read GLORY TO THE STATE SOCIALIST PARTY.When the reel ended, the lights switched back
Chapter III Part TwoScattered around Aquroya were a variety of gentlemen clubs and lady clubs, that catered to a broad spectrum of Aquitaine's upper crust. Most clubs were divided along gender lines, following an antiquated belief that it was better to keep the sexes separate. The clubs that accepted members from both sexes were few and far in between. I could only imagine what Aquitese society would think if they could see modern-day Earth.Each club served a certain demographic of the population, with each having its unique rituals and modus operandi. Some only accepted applicants from prestigious universities. Others only accepted members of the military. Others discriminated based on travel, work experience, profession, or even characteristics like hair color or skin tone. Due to Aquitaine's nature as an empire, it had every color of a person under its banner.Upon successfully joining one these clubs, the new member gained access to their facilities, equipment, and all the comfo