Conquer God, Asura, and 1000 Beauties

Chapter 3 Chef Special Seasoning

"Lalala... I am the almighty digger! I dig once, I find tons of gold. I dig twice, the spring of youth flows. I dig thrice, the goddess of beauty lies waiting to embrace me. I dig a fourth time, I awaken from my silly dream...!" Jaime dug a very large hole underground. With his level at 6, digging wasn't too hard for him. After half a day of digging, he placed some tree branches and dry leaves to cover the hole.

His right hand grabbed a simple bow he made for hunting small animals and ran to the nearest demonic beast he could find. He tried to locate the dumbest demonic beasts with 1-3 points of intelligence that he could provoke. This was the law of the jungle: the smartest eat the dumbest. Immediately, he found one lazily eating grass.

"I am the future king of gods and demons! Behold my power! Tiny beast, please happily become my food!" He quickly pulled his bow with all his strength and let an arrow fly to hit the Hundred Horns Rhino.

He kept shooting the beast with all his strength. After ten arrows, the rhino was still lazily eating grass; it did nothing because its skin was too thick to feel any attack. The arrows Jaime released had no iron heads, just sharpened pieces of wood.

Suddenly, the Hundred Horns Rhino turned around, and one of the arrows unintentionally hit its eye. The rhino shrieked loudly and became angry. Both of its eyes locked onto Jaime, and its four legs started moving in Jaime's direction. Its Hundred Horns were all erect and ready to stab Jaime to death, making him into satay.

Jaime majestically jumped in front of the enraged Hundred Horns Rhino and roared with all his might. "I am going to face you one on one! You better not run this time, sissy!" Jaime forcefully ripped off his clothes, revealing his skinny body and bare skin. His muscles contracted, demonstrating his small yet solid muscles. His eyes were like those of a lion hunting its prey. His fists hardened, and he was ready to fight to the death.

Immediately, the Hundred Horns Rhino rushed at him. Jaime quickly turned his body and ran as fast as he could, running for his life. "Villagers, Hu Hai, and Hu Hai's ancestor, please help this almighty king. If you help me, I will make a big offering for your spirit and send all the demonic beast meat for you to eat in hell."

Unexpectedly, something happened. Trees far away in the forest started shaking, indicating that something very big appeared and was rushing very fast towards his location.

"Really? Are all of you really helping me this time? I won’t forget this kindness..." Jaime tried to check behind him and shouted, "Damn all of you! You sent me the wrong help!"

Jaime saw another Hundred Horns Rhino appear and join the previous one in chasing him. He ran faster. "All of you want me to join you in the afterlife? This almighty king must deny it; I still have much work to do and have to refuse it. I have to build the largest harem ever in the three realms! Beauties from all realms, the sexiest nymphs from the Demon’s Realm, the goddesses from the God’s Realm, and the beauties that can shake continents from the Human’s Realm!"

He ran until he was out of breath, moving swiftly around trees and letting the beasts crash into anything ahead. This caused the beasts to move slower, and he was able to catch his breath. In no time, he quickly found the place where he laid the trap hole. Jaime crossed the hole by stepping on the small bamboo bridge in the middle and hurriedly jumped.

While hanging in the air, he shouted, "I am the almighty king of the three realms. Everything will be under me, and kiss my ass. I am the Hottest Prince of a thousand beauties! Behold my power!"

The Hundred Horns Rhino made a mad dash to hit Jaime but suddenly lost its footing and fell hard. The second Hundred Horns Rhino also fell and crushed its friend beneath its weight, while its body was also pierced by the horns from the Hundred Horns Rhino below.

Jaime laughed very hard and saw both demonic beasts practically killing each other, sticking their horns into each other's bodies. They both shrieked in pain before dying. Two big balls of free energy moved to Jaime's body and raised his level four times.

[ Status: Level 10, Elementary Realm. ]

"In this world, nothing is impossible! If you think you can, then you really can!" High-spirited Jaime jumped into the hole and checked the carcasses. "Now, I will get your meat and cook you!"

After an hour, Jaime gave up. "It’s impossible to cut through this thick skin! No matter how much I believe I can cut it, the sword won’t do it! Damn positive thinking!"

Blind belief with blind faith will only lead to blind schemes.

"Book of Karma, I need the skills and experience of the best chefs in the world who can skin, debone, and cook demonic beasts. Having knowledge of using plants around this place as seasoning or food would be even better."

A screen with thousands of lists appeared in front of Jaime. He quickly scanned the lists to find something affordable for his condition, focusing on the bottom list.

[3123. Second generation of a self-proclaimed best chef in the world. Young master of the best chef in the world, unsatisfied with cooking small animals and normal animals. He dedicated himself to studying demonic beast cooking and learning about plants for seasoning and medicine. He lived and died in a deserted land, self-proclaimed as the best medical chef in the world. Exchange with 5 levels and 50 mental energies.]

Jaime didn’t want to exchange all his levels because he would lose his strength to cut the meat or to do the chores for those 28 pigs. “Seems like I have karma with those self-proclaimed chefs and his son, hmm... self-proclaimed as the best medical chef in the world. At least I still get something that sounds like ‘the best in the world’.”

Losing 5 of his levels, Jaime quickly experienced 87 years of life as the self-proclaimed best medical chef in the world in a few seconds. He gained knowledge about how to cook demonic beasts, knowing which spots were best to start cutting, deboning, and how to extract the demonic beast’s core. Jaime worked for a whole day and night to make the meat edible and tasty. He also performed an offering ritual for Hu Hai and his ancestor, using all the bones and leftovers of the demonic beast.

“Master Zhu Wei, this is the offering,” Jaime presented his best creation to Zhou Wei. The arrogant guy checked the demonic beast’s meats cooked with seasoning and smelled wonderful. He started to drool.

Zhou Wei ate the meat, chewed for a long time, and nodded in agreement. “Tasty, you can keep your head for now.”

“Thank you, Master Zhou Wei.” Jaime turned around and smirked.

Never make a chef angry! Once they're angry with you, they'll cook a very special and wonderful dish for you. You'll be drooling just from its smell. But when you find out what's inside, you'll definitely feel like you're in hell!

For me, one of my seasonings for you is my dried well fresh sh*t! You ate it and said it was tasty... MUAHAHAHAHA.... From today on, your food will always have my special seasoning... Sorry, but you started it!