Home / Fantasy / DEFILEMENT OF COSMIC / Chapter One- Insecticide Trend!
Chapter One- Insecticide Trend!
last update2022-03-08 05:19:36

Grrh...! Grrrh….!! Bam!!

            Min smashes her alarm clock for the 5th time this week, she groans, unwilling to wake up but remembers she has morning duty today, so she shoots up and starts preparing for school.

'Damn, that would have been my phone being smashed' She said, sighing in relief.

She hastily boils water for a cup of ramen while preparing,

After wolfing down her food she leaves in a rush quickly closing her door.

'Sup, the name's Dabin Min and am all alone as you can see, nope I don't live apart (like living apart from parents and stuff), although I imagine if I had parents I'll by long be living apart since by now they'll throw me out the moment I reach 13-15 without a second thought.

Ahem!, I live in my late mother's house and as I'm not of age to legally own the properties left by my mother so she left it under her lawyer until I come of age, nevertheless she did leave a lot of money for me to use.

My mum's lawyer (although close don't wanna call him brother since it feels weird), always update my credit card,

Of course that's after bossing me around and questioning me, that's why to avoid annoyance I just got a job for myself.

I have ink-like black hair, round dark-brown eyes, red lips and give off the feeling of a cute, naïve kid although my voice is deep alto and somewhat tenor-like, age fifteen years.

After elementary and middle school, I've decided to get a scholarship for studying in high school (just because and am kinda smart too), use my inheritance to open a business, live lazily ever after with my adopted kids, 'cause i'm definitely not interested in romance.'

"Min, could you tell us why you're dozing off over there?" A seemingly annoyed teacher reprimands min.

"Sorry" Looks up unblinkingly with huge round eyes and pouty lips "I was just feeling a bit sleepy~"

'Damn, this kid's cute and she knows how to use it'  The teacher thought helplessly

''Sigh, try not to disturb the class again and listen''

'' yes ma'am"

The teacher faced her front, but Min's pitiful expression suddenly morphs to that of mischievousness as she smirks and opens her bag.

Suddenly, a boy starts shouting and itching his entire body, everyone steps away from him and shows surprised expressions including min,

Before the teacher could ask what was happening, a girl screamed while pointing at crawling insects of different types that suddenly appeared as if out of thin air, it turns out ants crawled into the boy's clothes.

The teacher was horrified especially when she even saw an Arizona bark scorpion and she hurriedly drove out the kids from the classroom, sent the unlucky boy to the infirmary and rushed to report the matter to the school management.

And just like that class ended for their class, the students were shocked and didn't know how to react excluding min who had already taken her bag and was nowhere to be found.

In a restaurant sat min laughing her ass off sitting with a platinum blonde having blue eyes and a red hair with green eyes,

Female and Male respectively,

The former was sitting at her left while the latter at her right.

The girl had a frown on her face while looking at her two friends, while the boy was stifling a laugh.

"Oh come on Claire, no one got hurt and the only one who may or may not have gotten hurt is that jerk, and everyone hates him, I was bored and needed something fun, besides we got 3 days off from school and.... You've gotta admit that was hella funny, even dong agrees, come on ~"

"Where should I start…., you don't do that kind of thing 'cause you're bored, not only did you put a bunch of ants on an innocent boy's bo….."

''He's a bully" Dong interrupts her

''He's still human! and listen, you also added a poisonous scorpion...…"

It was now min's turn to interrupt her

"But no one got hurt"

"LISTEN." Seeing Claire looking pretty annoyed from their continuous interruption, they both shut up.

Satisfied with their calmness, Claire continued

"It's no good Min, what if the scorpion mistakenly bit someone?"

"I had insecticide in my bag"

"Aaah! You're not getting it min!"

"How am I supposed to get it? Eh mom?"

"Forget it Claire, you know how stubborn min is"

This is my mother-like friend Claire Fredrick, an American, she lives in Korea with her grandma and visits her parents once in a while.

Dong Yang, Korean, acts like some prince but is fun to hang out with.

And oh! I'll tell you a secret, these two morons like each other but won't admit it, talk more of confessing, don't worry I won't tell you about their 'game of love', even I don't have time for them, well whatevs.

No matter how Claire told Min she didn't think the prank she played in class was bad, knowing how stubborn she (M) could be, she (C) shut up but was highly pissed off and it could practically be seen on her face, until when min promised to make pork cutlet with rice did she cool off a little but not after another round of cautioning min.

By the time school started again, half of the class were with pesticides and were very vigilante, this made min nearly howl in laughter while in class,

But she managed to hold it in but later she couldn't hold it and cracked up in the cafeteria.

Claire who had been cautioning her since yesterday: hmmmmm

Dong had to coax her so as to not smash a cup at min's face, while min who was abnormally aware of danger stealthily escaped from her side.

The school management didn't find how the insects suddenly attacked, no matter how many times they checked the CCTV, min being the genius she was, did it so well, there wasn't a single trace.

Even Sherlock Holmes would be at a loss if the case was presented to him, talk more of the school management.

As a precaution the school management gave each classes packet of insecticides and after hearing about what happened in min's class nearly all the students brought their own insecticides to school,

It was so much that parents had to ask what happened, after the students explained the situation, the parents surprisingly didn't pull out of the school but instead helped in donating packets of insecticides to the school!

Which the school shared to the whole school, both students and staff got the 'package' and thus the new trend of insecticides began at the school.

Claire was so speechless she didn't pay attention to min that was laughing like insane, dong on his own was stunned as how efficient min's prank could be.

In the end min only said while gasping for breath after laughing like a screwed mental

''At least we don't need to buy insecticides again, be happy guys, cash was saved!" (≧0≦)

Claire and Dong: ...my friend is so shameless.

(ノ_<)

Related Chapters

  • DEFILEMENT OF COSMIC    Chapter Two- Getting together Fiasco

    ''So, tomorrow is your graduation and you're still working today? shouldn't you be chatting with your friends about your plans after graduation and stuff?" Min's co-worker asked her. "Plans? There's no need, am just gonna prank some unlucky fools with some alcohol tonight, and for that I need cash, therefore hard work is needed" 'Besides that annoying lawyer won't spare me a glance If I tell him what I'm using the money to do' Min thought "What a saint" another co-worker with dark circles rolls her eyes at min "I might sound mean but what has to be done, has to, besides those morons probably ain't gonna get to the next stage without my help, trust me if you've experienced what i have by being third wheel in their romance, you'll do exactly what i've done" The other co-worker giggles while the one with the dark circles rolls her eyes. Min works as a Waitress in a bakery café and due to her natural charisma and beauty, she's very popular among the customers. Sometimes she helps in

  • DEFILEMENT OF COSMIC   Chapter Three- Min's departure

    "Min, how was your graduation?" min's employer asked "Well, it was fun, we got gifts, ate snacks, played games, drank alcohol..." "Isn't that illegal? Aren't you guys like minors?" "Ehehehe , well we hid at a classmate's house and drank to our full" Her employee just shook her head and mumbled something about kids of this day being stubborn, et cetera. After her day's job min got severely scolded by her two annoyed friends and ignored for a whole week before they later calmed down. Dong and Claire were to attend the same high school while min told them to look for a suitable scholarship scheme for her (since their parents were influential and she was too lazy to look for one herself). Dong due to the connections his father had got one for min, It was perfect, free food, good dormitory, fancy uniforms, free food….. (o﹃ o) "Min you've said free food two times and stop drooling at the images" Claire rebuked "Sorry, the food looked so good, and also free, amazing~, I'll take th

  • DEFILEMENT OF COSMIC    Chapter Four- That girl and her flames

    Mrs. Kyu Yoong stared down at the little kid standing in front of her, looking with glittering eyes showing unbridled excitement and unexpectedly remembered her. That girl was brazen, she was bold and fierce, That girl gazed at her with eyes so fierce, with those phoenix-like eyes that her want to challenge her was ignited, because her whole being had one question, would her eyes still hold the same fire when beaten? That girl wasn't just an expert when using her flames, she was one with her flames, the heat from her flames scorched the lands and devoured all who came her way. Even her enemies couldn't deny her flames were out-worldly, so erringly beautiful you couldn't take off your eyes even if they dried right up. That girl who would let her flames burn her soul as far as she could keep and control it, the same girl died at the hands of her own flames to save the ones she loved. 'Now within myself I contemplate, That girl whose eyes was phoenix-like, fierce like flames and s

  • DEFILEMENT OF COSMIC   Chapter Five- The principal's Speech

    Min was woken up by a bird, a cute little bluebird perched on her head, being a very sensitive person, she stirred at the bed and glanced at the little thing, smiled at it a bit and slept back in, Until the supposed 'cute' thing screamed with a human deep but loud bass voice into her ear, you heard right-- A HUMAN. BASS. VOICE. Min was shocked shitless and she rolled out of bed in a fit of surprise and slammed face down but the bird ignored her and flew away after getting its job done. 'Fuck me, what a heartless bird, not even a sorry' After getting up and grumbling, she threw on a shirt and trousers, took a chocolate bar from the many Dong bought for her in bulk and left her room only to be stopped by that grumpy aunty..., what was the name?, hm, seems I've forgotten. "Go wear something formal from your wardrobe, throw away that bar and come eat" Mrs. kyu said Min stared at her for quite some time before answering "Yes ma" "Address me as Mrs. Kyu, okay?" "Okay, Mrs. kyu" Min

  • DEFILEMENT OF COSMIC   Chapter Six- The history of the magic plane

    The magic plane, a different dimension where magic exists, a whole new dimension where earth does not exist but only magical planets with all sorts of dangers. Now the history about how such a place came to be: In the beginning, earth was among the many creations that appeared out of thin air. Beastmen, Fays, Demons, Angels and Human were the five races who lived together, although angels were taken by the gods as servants while only a few demons were taken but none of the other races was taken. All these races lived in peace and harmony but this was only fake as the races had war every now and then. Humans as the weakest always suffered from this war and soon enough humans were made mere slaves by other races and suffered greatly. A slave managed to escape slavery and devoted his life serving the Sun god claiming he was saved by the god. Even though the god was rumored to be the cruelest god, he persisted in serving this god until he died and his soul was taken away by the same

  • DEFILEMENT OF COSMIC   Chapter Seven- Wow! Mirror selfs?

    After the month, the outsiders' powers were to be awakened by their various guardians. In the school, all students are required to have a guardian, either from home (nobles), or assigned (some other nobles and the outsiders). Both noble and Outsider could only have one guardian except on very special cases. Each guardian were to awaken the outsiders powers, the nobles were already awakened unless they were to be awakened late due to certain reasons; That noble was to be secretly awakened by both his/her guardian and the principal. People were awakened in secret to avoid bullying or ridicule if that person had a weak power, until it couldn't be hidden anymore. To avoid bullying of both nobles and outsiders, especially the latter, all first and second year students were forbidden to use powers in school premises, only during practice which happened in the ILMC though. Only in third year were students allowed to use their powers under special rules. Min was excited and curious wha

  • DEFILEMENT OF COSMIC   Chapter Eight- Do or Die?! How Inconsiderate!

    Min was still trying to find out the right words to use in this situation, but she wasn't exactly much of a talkative to begin with, So, in the end, all she could do was silently stare silently with a wide and gaping mouth like a fish. It seemed that a time pause button was clicked and all of them paused with min staring at them and them staring back at min, Until happi couldn't take it anymore and practically tackled Min in a hug which caught her by surprise, but another thing she noticed that baffled her was... 'No one that has ever hugged me since mum's death has made me feel… refreshing, but this girl…, her hug, it's almost like it's very comforting, so warm and assuring and she smells like flowers too' Min actively burrowed into the hug like a cute little baby, sleeping in her mother's arm, so very cute~ And Happi was a sucker for cute things, so in her excitement, she literally picked min up like a baby she saw in her and went all 'Yeah~', while flying around. The complete

  • DEFILEMENT OF COSMIC   Chapter Nine- Cool, I got a system!

    Mrs. Kyu and Mr. Yoshikazu stared at the place Min was supposed to be standing and had similar solemn expressions. It was nearly impossible for this kind of thing to happen, it only happened with the aisurus, who may have gotten summoned by their guardian gods and their spirit was the only thing leaving but their body remaining, this particular phenomenon that happened now had only happened two times, to the queen and to her fifth son who was an active prince in the battle for the crown. Min had disappeared completely, nobody, nada, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. No doubt she was in the orb, somehow, although Yoshikazu doubted since the orb looked normal, no glow, nothing, NOTHING AT ALL. Any time Mrs. Kyu tried to jog her memory to remember what exactly happened when the light flashed, something seemed to obstruct her memories. Atama-I: You poor mortal souls "Sister, let's call someone who knows these things more than us, pretty please, with a cherry cuteness on top?" Mr. Yoshikazu pleaded

Latest Chapter

  • Chapter Twenty-Eight- Mental Demons (5)

    “Ah! Am so bored~!” Seki shouted in Min’s mind as Min blew the mouth of her gun oozing off hot, black smoke.“Well, sorry?” Min said with raised brows as she levitated an apple towards herself and took a good bite out of it whilst positioning her bow and arrow“Whatevs” Seki said and an awkward silence ensued next,“Hey, why not tell me a bit about the Mental Demons? Just treat is as you burning away time to stop your boredom” Min suggested slyly“Ain’t that easy young lady, let me think about it…okay” Seki said without much thought“Did you really think about it?” Min said with a blank face“Shut it”“’Kay” Min replied while taking shooting another arrow which split the first into two perfectly“There are two ways involved in passing the trials of a Mental Demon” Seki started“Yes?” “One, To Overcome which has been known to be the simplest and To Succumb and Suppress, Elen took this step and had to

  • Chapter Twenty-Seven- Mental Demons (4)

    The beauty in front of her knelt down whilst gently caressing her smaller version’s sleeping self, her red lips pursed in what seemed to be agony. She suddenly stopped and sighed heavily while standing up, taking up her phone, she grimaced and stared at it like it was her mortal nemesis but soon dialed THAT number. “Hello?” The number said and Min was surprised that she could hear it but then brushed it off “Yes, this is Dabin Byeol” Min’s mum said with a grimace “Oh yes, I hope you’re taking your medication? Remember, you only have two weeks more and you should take care of yourself to avoid worsening matters” The voice in the phone said calmly “Yeah…” “What was it again?” The voice asked “Terminal Cancer” Min’s eyes turned to saucers as her breath hiked but then she took a breath to calm her down “Hm, be careful ‘kay?” “Yeah, thanks…em, about the…” “I’ll give it to you when you come by the hospital again, this time, I’ll pay for it so don’t worry!” “What?! Really? Thank y

  • Chapter Twenty- Six- Mental Demons (3)

    “Min, do you not know human empathy?!” Dong shouted at min who was held down by his arms while being trapped against the wall “You girlfriend will misunderstand boyfriend” Min said leisurely with a smirk “I hate you” Dong said with a death glare “I love Claire, she’s my friend and not you” Min scoffed with crossed arms and a raised brow making dong a second away from hitting her “That’s it, get out of my party!” Dong said angrily “Not gonna” Min said while shaking her head “Min….” Dong called out dangerously “Don’t wanna!” Min remained stubborn “You!” Dong screamed as he raised his paint hand in a bid to slap min but was stunned when min’s hand landed on his cheeks first “Good boys don’t touch girls~ remember that dong, okay?” Min said as she casually wiped her paint hand from slapping dong on his still somewhat good cloth “I wish we had NEVER met” Dong said hatefully “Sure, I would still have met Claire though” Min said casually as she left Dong touched his bruised cheek a

  • Chapter Twenty-Five- Mental Demons (2)

    Min froze right up at this memory, everyone had memories they buried within themselves, these hidden memories came in all virtues, some were good ones, some bad ones, some were just purely evil and some……was submerged with guilt. “Actually digging out that memory, huh? How mean!” Min said with a fake and strained grin, her memories with Claire and dong at that time were never good considering that she always switched from lovable to psych. “That was the day I forget to take my meds and at the same time had a nightmare…about mum” Min muttered Those days was really depressing for her, Mr. William (the lawyer and now her legal guardian) later had to have her change houses to monitor her well after finding out that she had barely touched her month’s medicine, as for Claire and dong, they were the best friend anyone could ever ask for, they never left her even though she had abused them and only knew them for a few months. “You….you…I hate bastards like you most, you think you’re all th

  • Chapter Twenty- Four- Mental Demons (1)

    Min glanced around at the darkness surrounding her, there had always been a saying that men were not afraid of darkness but of the unknown... and min was getting weary vibes from this place. Seki had somehow been cut off from her and she couldn’t get her, no matter what she called, this definitely wasn’t good! “Mmmh…” Min groaned as light hit her face. It was unexpected, one second she was walking in a tunnel with pure darkness, the next lights just came in, what the heck? Looking around, opening her eyes she saw a sight so familiarly stunning that her eyes widened in shock, “T-this is...h-o-om-me?” Min muttered unsurely in surprise In front of her was her former school, only, she was in a strange room, seemed like the principal’s room? Min was confused but continued, she was not only confused but also curious, what was this? “You couldn’t be more careless you woman!” A middle-aged lady dressed primly harshly reprimanded another who wore a simple dress with light brown hair and g

  • Chapter Twenty- Three- The legend of the 1st summoner (2)

    The legend, the legend of time that had passed on from generations to generations to all high-leveled defenders who had reached level 8, and was never allowed to be told to the ‘Chosen ones’ with the seals. A god had once descended in the land of mortals, at that time, heroes, who were humans with powers that did good, villains, which were humans with powers that did bad and finally, fighters, who were humans with no powers but insisted on helping the weak, didn’t exist, all humans were normal and had no supernatural power. The god had divided mortals and given half different powers while the others were without powers, those with no powers had their memory wiped off about the ones with powers and lived in peace with no knowledge of those with powers. The humans with powers were placed on a ban to never say a word to those with no powers about their existence and five chosen ones were placed to oversee this ban, anyone who failed to keep this law was severely punished by these chose

  • Chapter Twenty-Two- The legend of the 1st summoner

    Stellar and zera’s other targets had been checked and as usual the same issue was up, possession, the second target was a responsible lecturer who always had his mind on his lectures and nurturing his students but after the incident he was still into nurturing his students, just that he was now too extreme. He had gotten so psyche that he sent a student of his to the hospital due to the fact that he almost beat him to death from failing to write an assignment given, that wasn’t only it, he had slapped a female student so hard that she fainted, Had used a huge textbook and slammed at a sleeping student’s head giving him a concussion and even worse nearly stabbed a male student for texting in his class, as for where the damn knife came from in a normal literature class? No one knew. He had been detained in the psychiatrist because his character value was just too high, he was a good man of value and dedicated his life to nurturing successful students, he was so good that many geniuses

  • Chapter Twenty-one- Mary and Johnathan

    Stellar landed on a tree near a place where a party was going on, people were still being let in but only those with invitations. “The target was investigated and found out to be a quiet and introverted girl but since the weird energy was detected she seems to be changing, so much that she even hosts parties these days, do you have a suspicion?” stellar said before facing zera and asking her “I suspect a possession, but, I cannot be sure of it unless I am close to the victim and check it out” zera said dully Min wanted to ask her how close but the former Stellar would never do so and min didn’t want to be suspected at all. “Fine, then wait up here, am coming” Stellar said before zooming off Minutes later she brought in two people, a boy and a girl, she held their invitations in her hand, “We’ll take their identities in the party” Stellar said at which zera nodded at Stellar clicked the transparent button on her glove and scanned th

  • Chapter Twenty- Mission impossible?!

    Min sighed, she really, really needed to tread carefully, like she was treading through an ice path or she’d be doomed. Going down to her training area, elen went to the uniforms area and commanded the AI to dress her with her combat wear, she as min still hadn’t checked it out. Entering into the dressing room, Min closed her eyes while sighing, she had missed Kaoru and the others, they were probably fine since she would be only away for 3 hours anyways. After about two minutes she was done with dressing up, she looked at herself in the mirror and was stunned, long milky hair packed in a high bun with an dark-amethyst long ribbon that had its side hanging down, a body tight leather silver half-cut with an invisible zipper that had a huge star shape with amethyst in the middle, at the end of the zipper hanging around. A dark-amethyst mask that was somehow placed on her face, silver stars adorning it, a set of dark-amethyst combat boots with silver soles and a set of combat gloves wi

Scan code to read on App