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Dark Elves Harem Chapter 135
“Alright.” Logan double-checked their supplies. “We’ve got a blanket, we’ve got beer, and we’ve got some candles--”“And I’ve got some California Emerald Oxygen.” Rafe patted the tiny weed-filled baggie in his hand. “This is grade-A shit.” “What’s that thing in your hand?” Kelda asked the goblin. “Is it some sort of ceremonial horn?” Rafe looked down at the glass bong he was holding in his hand. The entire thing was made of glass, and it was molded to look like a miniature devil. It looked like the weed would sit in a small cup the creature held in its hand, and you could smoke it using the demon’s “tail.”“A ceremonial horn,” Rafe chuckled, “I like that. I’ll totally call it that if we get pulled over and the officer checks our trunk.”“I think it’s for Rafe’s little green treat, sister,” Abina explained. “I think it’s a pipe of some sort.”“Dingdingding, Lib is a winner!” The goblin jumped up and down and then extended the pipe to the curvy woman. “You win th
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“That’s just the alcohol talking.” Logan laughed and ran his hand through the elves’ hair.“I agree with Kelda,” Beth added. “This is a great moment, and I don’t want it to ever end. I wish we could do this kind of thing every single day.”“You don’t get it, sisters,” Abina said firmly. “That is why we are fighting. Now, more than ever, the forces of darkness are gathering and preparing to launch an assault on the Divine. If they win, everybody loses. They’ll kill Logan and Rafe, take us back to Hell, and enslave every mortal on Earth until the end of time. As much as I’d love to simply lay here with my best friends and keep having a good time, we cannot ignore our destiny.” “Destiny?” Kelda let out a mixture between a laugh and a slur and then rolled over so that she could face her sister. “Listen to this, Abina gets a few drinks in her, and suddenly, she gets all self-righteous and starts talking about things like ‘destiny’ and the difference between ‘good and e
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Logan was rock hard again in a matter of seconds. Beth gave him a look of satisfaction, wrapped her thin lips around the head of his dick, and shoved the whole thing into her throat. When the elves finally came up for air, she playfully waved his cock back and forth like a joystick.“That’s quite tasty,” she said as she licked her lips, her eyes darting over to Kelda. “I want more.”The redheaded elves turned around and then motioned for Abina to do the same.“We can both get our fill, Abina,” Beth purred. “Bend over.”Abina shot her madame a hungry look of defiance, but then she turned away, wiggled her hips, and bent down to show Logan her tight ass. He needed no further instructions. The second the fit blonde was in position, he got up on his knees, wrapped his hands around her slender hips, and slid his cock into her tight pussy.Abina let out a gasp as he entered her, but then she looked back at him and bit her lip.To his right, Kelda spread her leg
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“I never would have guessed.” Logan snickered as they pulled back onto the interstate.“I know, right?” Rafe giggled. “I’m a model citizen.”“So,” Beth’s voice spoke up, “what is the first order of business when they get to D.C.? We know that Ira and Franklin are currently residing there, but we don’t have an address or anything of that sort.”“Well, Franklin is easy,” Logan said as he looked back at the redhead in the rearview mirror. “He works in one of the most famous buildings in all of America. Of course, getting to him is another story.” “Washington’s a hotbed of surveillance,” Rafe added. “You got the FBI, the CIA, the NCA, and, most horrifyingly, the DEA. I feel like I’m walking straight into the lion’s den.”“It won’t be as difficult as you think,” Kelda spoke up. “We may not be able to brandish our weapons and our regular powers openly, but we still have two things that even the most well-trained mortals won’t see coming.”“What’s that?” Abina questioned
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“When she kept asking me to hurt her more and beat her to death with my penis?” Logan laughed. “How could I forget?”“That’s the real Ira,” Beth explained, “or at least, that was half of her.”“Wait until you meet her dominant half.” Kelda grimaced. “She’s… fun.”“If you consider getting tied upside down by your ankles and then having your balls and neck both strangled until they turn blue ‘fun,’” Abina continued. “And that’s only one of the things she’s told us about.”“Jakey,” Rafe’s voice was dead serious, “if this elves does end up joining the group, please promise me you’re not gonna get involved in that auto-erotic asphyxiation stuff. I’ve already lost too many friends that way.”“Like who?” Logan asked as he frowned at him. “I know everyone that you know, and no--”“Uhhh, David Carradine?” Rafe huffed. “The Kung Fu master?”“But you didn’t actually kno--” “And Vaughn Bodē? Don’t forget about the Cheech Wizard dude. Beer, babes, and a good time, but now
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“Even the room service at this place is fit for a king,” Rafe belched proudly from the sleek gray couch in the living room. “President, you mean,” Abina groggily corrected. “Right, Logan?” All I could manage was a muffled “mhmmm” through a final mouthful of fluffy, syrup-drenched pancakes. “Ha!” The curvy woman giggled. “I’m getting good at understanding your Earth Realm’s hierarchy. Maybe someday I could run for Congress.” “You’d probably fit right in on Capitol Hill,” Rafe moaned. “I swear half of our elected officials are demons, anyway.” “I’d vote for you, Abina,” Logan said earnestly as he wiped the sticky maple syrup off of his face.After the long night they had yesterday, the very first thing Logan did this morning was to order room service for breakfast. He didn’t go all-out as he normally did, but there were still mountains of doughy pancakes, plump smoky sausages, crispy and smoky bacon, and an entire box of Grape Nuts. It wasn’t much for five people, but i
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"Then why didn't Azar send Gula or Tris or, uh, Envy?" Logan inquired of the redhead."Because they're even worse!" Beth chuckled."Sister Tris disappeared the last time she was sent to Earth unsupervised," Abina said as she joined the conversation. "It took Earl weeks to find her. It turns out that she got sidetracked before she could even do her elves duties, and she went off to explore Earth Realm on her own. Tris was punished severely when she was finally caught.""What about the other two?" Rafe now sat upright."Well, Sister Gula is beautiful and one of the most-requested elves from our harem," Beth explained, "but she and Tris have a very special relationship.""Ahhhh..." Rafe made two circles with his hands and started pounding them together. "I gotcha." "You joke, but you're more or less correct." The madame chuckled at that. "Anyway, Gula is very easily swayed by the influence of Tris. As you can imagine, she didn't take to Tris' punishment too kindly. I know th
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"Well, there's an easy way to fix that," Logan supplied with a chuckle. "We're already in Washington. Why don't we just go to the Secretary of Education and tell them that we need to goblinlement this important piece of history into the national curriculum?" "That's a brilliant idea," Rafe agreed. "We can even bring in the elves as eyewitnesses," Logan continued the joke, unbeknownst to Rafe. "Of course," the goblin continued. "Seeing is believing, after all." "Of course," Logan nodded sarcastically. "We'll roll up to the Secretary of Education's office, tell them that their entire view of history is wrong, and say that they need to start telling students about demons riding dinosaurs. And if they don't believe us, we'll say we have three millennia-old demons that can vouch for us." "Sounds like a plan," Rafe confirmed. "Now, how do we get to the Department of Education?" "Rafe..." Logan sighed. "That was sarcasm.""Was it really though?" he asked hope
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The moderator completely ignored the politician’s words and nodded for Ira to continue. “Thanks, Jim,” she retorted. Ira grabbed the mic off the podium and began to walk around the stage gingerly. “My fellow Arizonians,” she explained. “The reason I bring this up here, in front of you, is because I don’t want my opponent to weasel his way out of these accusations behind a PR team. There’s far too much of that in the political world. No, Bill, I want you to face the music here, in front of our constituents.”“About what?” Hoggins chuckled awkwardly. “So I was a male prostitute? So what? As you said, all of my clients were consenting adults.”Ira shot the man an angry look and tightened her grip on the microphone. “That’s not what I’m talking about, and you know it. You see, being the businessman that he is, Mr. Hoggins just had to have his cake and eat it too. He was much more than a prostitute, my friends. He built an entire sex worker empire up there in Vegas.”“Lies!
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“Political Dominatrix?” Logan questioned. “Do I even want to know?” “Yeah, bro,” Rafe explained. “It’s totally the standard outfit of politicians. I call it that because the people that wear it like to put it on while they fuck us senseless.”“Is that what being a politician is?” Tris asked, surprised. “No wonder Ira was always so engaged with Marvin Franklin’s campaign.”“It’s a metaphor,” Logan sighed. “Like, the politicians are fucking over the people.”“I’m not using a metaphor,” Rafe argued. “They’re literally fucking us in a bareback, raw-dog, ‘bite the pillow’ sort of way.”“That sounds right up Ira’s alley.” Tris nodded in agreement.“And now, Mr. Hoggins’ opponent,” the moderator interrupted. “Former wife of Marvin Franklin, the man who used to represent the seventh district, Maggie Franklin!”The crowd applauded for Ira but not nearly as much as they had for Hoggins. To make up for the lack of enthuBethsm, Rafe, the elves, and Logan all made sure to hoot and holler as lou
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Wearing a tuxedo generally went a long way in improving Logan's mood, and tonight was no different. He sat there at the massive round table, decked out in a jet-black tux complete with its own vest and bowtie. This was a black-tie affair, and Logan was never one to come underdressed.Luckily for him, neither were any of his friends.Logan's friend Libidine sat directly next to him at the round table, and it was taking everything in his power to keep from gawking at her perfect and massive breasts. The succubus wore a sparkly silver dress that had a wide, plunging neckline. If it weren't for the dress's halter top, her delicious boobs would have been flopping out all over the place.Of course, Logan wouldn't have complained if they were.Then there was Cupi. Surprisingly, the Sister of Greed had little to no interest in fashion, but she was still dressed to the nines. The fit succubus wore a tight red dress with an off-shoulder neckline that ran all the way down to her knees. It had th
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The assassin’s body was now bubbling like crazy, and some of the boils were growing to nearly the size of a baseball. His face began to contort into an unrecognizable, abstract horror, and then his torso began to expand. “Oh shit!” Rafe exclaimed. “He’s gonna go Big Trouble in Little China on us. Hit the deck!” Logan and the others dove to the ground, and then there was a loud, sloppy-sounding pop. Logan could feel the chunks of gooey gore crash into his body, and he was nearly mortified. He pulled himself to his feet and observed the scene.The assassin’s body was completely gone, or more accurately, it was scattered all across the inside of the Cult of Ralston’s headquarters. Pieces of furry spider flesh ran down the walls and left a trail of green gore in its wake. The assassin's organs were spread across the ground at various intervals.This place was going to need a real deep cleaning as soon as possible. Logan nearly gagged as he wiped the slimy remains of the creature off
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As Logan ran towards the assailant, he drew the jagged remains of his goat-headed dagger from his belt, ran his Magicfire-covered hand over the base of the blade, and enchanted it. The jagged, broken steel stretched out into a fiery cutlass, and he readied his weapon for the assault. The spider-creature threw out the pointy end of its leg in his direction. He was probably hoping that Logan would run into the point and skewer himself, but luckily for Logan, he wasn't that stupid. Instead, Logan twisted his glowing blade and parried the deadly appendage away with a flick of his wrist. He ducked down, spun around, and lopped off another one of the creature's back legs. As the spider-demon fell awkwardly onto its knees, Logan saw a. flash of Abina's polearm as the blunt end shot up and struck him in the chin. Green mist sprayed upward, and the demon was now dripping its own sludge-like blood out of its mouth. Logan wasted no time in thrusting his sword in the direction o
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Logan surveyed the battlefield around him and saw that, despite their best efforts, the army of oversized spiders was quickly overwhelming them. They were already halfway up Raphael’s body, and they had Gula nearly completely covered with their horrid wave. It was like they kept multiplying faster than they could kill them. “Precision strike?” Rafe suggested. Logan nodded to the goblin, and then they both ran toward their friends. He created a series of ascending platforms for the goblin to climb, and he acrobatically hopped up the makeshift stairs with ease. Once he was at the top, he flipped up into the sky above Gula and rained down a hailstorm of tiny balls of Magicfire. The spiders screamed as they were burned off the elves’ torso and arms.Once she had her upper body free, Gula took a swing with her enchanted battle axe. Chunks of spider and greenish blood flew up into the sky, and then the elves was free.“Save Abina,” Logan nodded to the redhead as he dashed toward Kelda
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Logan started to take a step toward one of the two gentlemen, but then he froze. He couldn't quite put his finger on it, but something was off about these two.When the boys moved, it was almost like they were suspended like marionettes on strings. Then there were their voices, which seemed devoid of all emotions even though they wore large smiles on their faces.Something wasn't right here.“Actually, I think I'm gonna stay over here,” Logan explained. “But you boys are more than welcome to tell me all about the ‘good news’ from a distance.”The boy on the left looked at his friend. “I was afraid he'd say that.” He sighed and then turned back to them. “The good news is that we finally found you, Logan Ralston.”In an instant, the two creepy-looking young men began to glow with a black ectoplasmic substance. They reached out and took each other's hands, and then their bodies began to meld together into one large, ominous blob. Finally, the magical nebula began to take on a
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“What’s the matter?” Logan asked with a grin. “Are you shy?”The redhead snorted. “Anything but,” she argued. “It’s just… I don’t know… I feel like Sister Abina and Sister Kelda are putting a lot of pressure on me to hook up with you.”“Really?” Logan noted sarcastically. “I didn’t notice.”They passed by a few of the offices of the lower-level cult members, and then they were at the computer room. Logan stepped aside and let the elves enter the room first.“Well… I want to,” Gula continued. “I really, really want to. But--”“You want to ease into things,” Logan finished her sentence. “I get it, Gula. We don’t have to rush into that if you’re not ready.”“What?” the Sister of Gluttony asked with a confused quirk of her lips. “That’s not what I meant at all.”“What did you mean, then?” Logan questioned.Gula looked down at the ground bashfully and then turned her head up to stare him in the eyes. The elves bit her lip, and Logan could see that her nipples were growing erec
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Shadow sped through the streets of Phoenix, under cover of the dark desert night. The second that Rafe and Tris had returned from their munchie run, Logan snagged the keys to the vehicle and decided to head toward his cult’s hideout. If they really were going to be tracking down a missing Archangel, rallying his cultists was probably the best place to start. “I still don’t get why you didn’t just call Oliver,” Rafe muttered from the middle seat. “It would have saved me from being uncomfortably smashed between two guys for an entire car ride. I think I’ve had to say ‘no homo’ more times today than I have in my entire life.” “Doubtful,” Raphael uttered under his breath. “What’d you say, angel boy?” Rafe demanded. “We may be best buds, but don’t think I won’t give you the ol’ one-two, one-two if you get outta line.” “Of course,” the Archangel said with a coy smile. “I’d never think of insulting you, Rafe.” “Damn straight,” the goblin nodded, “but, as the leader of this group, I’ll le
