“Alright.” Logan double-checked their supplies. “We’ve got a blanket, we’ve got beer, and we’ve got some candles--”“And I’ve got some California Emerald Oxygen.” Rafe patted the tiny weed-filled baggie in his hand. “This is grade-A shit.” “What’s that thing in your hand?” Kelda asked the goblin. “Is it some sort of ceremonial horn?” Rafe looked down at the glass bong he was holding in his hand. The entire thing was made of glass, and it was molded to look like a miniature devil. It looked like the weed would sit in a small cup the creature held in its hand, and you could smoke it using the demon’s “tail.”“A ceremonial horn,” Rafe chuckled, “I like that. I’ll totally call it that if we get pulled over and the officer checks our trunk.”“I think it’s for Rafe’s little green treat, sister,” Abina explained. “I think it’s a pipe of some sort.”“Dingdingding, Lib is a winner!” The goblin jumped up and down and then extended the pipe to the curvy woman. “You win th
“That’s just the alcohol talking.” Logan laughed and ran his hand through the elves’ hair.“I agree with Kelda,” Beth added. “This is a great moment, and I don’t want it to ever end. I wish we could do this kind of thing every single day.”“You don’t get it, sisters,” Abina said firmly. “That is why we are fighting. Now, more than ever, the forces of darkness are gathering and preparing to launch an assault on the Divine. If they win, everybody loses. They’ll kill Logan and Rafe, take us back to Hell, and enslave every mortal on Earth until the end of time. As much as I’d love to simply lay here with my best friends and keep having a good time, we cannot ignore our destiny.” “Destiny?” Kelda let out a mixture between a laugh and a slur and then rolled over so that she could face her sister. “Listen to this, Abina gets a few drinks in her, and suddenly, she gets all self-righteous and starts talking about things like ‘destiny’ and the difference between ‘good and e
Logan was rock hard again in a matter of seconds. Beth gave him a look of satisfaction, wrapped her thin lips around the head of his dick, and shoved the whole thing into her throat. When the elves finally came up for air, she playfully waved his cock back and forth like a joystick.“That’s quite tasty,” she said as she licked her lips, her eyes darting over to Kelda. “I want more.”The redheaded elves turned around and then motioned for Abina to do the same.“We can both get our fill, Abina,” Beth purred. “Bend over.”Abina shot her madame a hungry look of defiance, but then she turned away, wiggled her hips, and bent down to show Logan her tight ass. He needed no further instructions. The second the fit blonde was in position, he got up on his knees, wrapped his hands around her slender hips, and slid his cock into her tight pussy.Abina let out a gasp as he entered her, but then she looked back at him and bit her lip.To his right, Kelda spread her leg
“I never would have guessed.” Logan snickered as they pulled back onto the interstate.“I know, right?” Rafe giggled. “I’m a model citizen.”“So,” Beth’s voice spoke up, “what is the first order of business when they get to D.C.? We know that Ira and Franklin are currently residing there, but we don’t have an address or anything of that sort.”“Well, Franklin is easy,” Logan said as he looked back at the redhead in the rearview mirror. “He works in one of the most famous buildings in all of America. Of course, getting to him is another story.” “Washington’s a hotbed of surveillance,” Rafe added. “You got the FBI, the CIA, the NCA, and, most horrifyingly, the DEA. I feel like I’m walking straight into the lion’s den.”“It won’t be as difficult as you think,” Kelda spoke up. “We may not be able to brandish our weapons and our regular powers openly, but we still have two things that even the most well-trained mortals won’t see coming.”“What’s that?” Abina questioned
“When she kept asking me to hurt her more and beat her to death with my penis?” Logan laughed. “How could I forget?”“That’s the real Ira,” Beth explained, “or at least, that was half of her.”“Wait until you meet her dominant half.” Kelda grimaced. “She’s… fun.”“If you consider getting tied upside down by your ankles and then having your balls and neck both strangled until they turn blue ‘fun,’” Abina continued. “And that’s only one of the things she’s told us about.”“Jakey,” Rafe’s voice was dead serious, “if this elves does end up joining the group, please promise me you’re not gonna get involved in that auto-erotic asphyxiation stuff. I’ve already lost too many friends that way.”“Like who?” Logan asked as he frowned at him. “I know everyone that you know, and no--”“Uhhh, David Carradine?” Rafe huffed. “The Kung Fu master?”“But you didn’t actually kno--” “And Vaughn Bodē? Don’t forget about the Cheech Wizard dude. Beer, babes, and a good time, but now
“Even the room service at this place is fit for a king,” Rafe belched proudly from the sleek gray couch in the living room. “President, you mean,” Abina groggily corrected. “Right, Logan?” All I could manage was a muffled “mhmmm” through a final mouthful of fluffy, syrup-drenched pancakes. “Ha!” The curvy woman giggled. “I’m getting good at understanding your Earth Realm’s hierarchy. Maybe someday I could run for Congress.” “You’d probably fit right in on Capitol Hill,” Rafe moaned. “I swear half of our elected officials are demons, anyway.” “I’d vote for you, Abina,” Logan said earnestly as he wiped the sticky maple syrup off of his face.After the long night they had yesterday, the very first thing Logan did this morning was to order room service for breakfast. He didn’t go all-out as he normally did, but there were still mountains of doughy pancakes, plump smoky sausages, crispy and smoky bacon, and an entire box of Grape Nuts. It wasn’t much for five people, but i
"Then why didn't Azar send Gula or Tris or, uh, Envy?" Logan inquired of the redhead."Because they're even worse!" Beth chuckled."Sister Tris disappeared the last time she was sent to Earth unsupervised," Abina said as she joined the conversation. "It took Earl weeks to find her. It turns out that she got sidetracked before she could even do her elves duties, and she went off to explore Earth Realm on her own. Tris was punished severely when she was finally caught.""What about the other two?" Rafe now sat upright."Well, Sister Gula is beautiful and one of the most-requested elves from our harem," Beth explained, "but she and Tris have a very special relationship.""Ahhhh..." Rafe made two circles with his hands and started pounding them together. "I gotcha." "You joke, but you're more or less correct." The madame chuckled at that. "Anyway, Gula is very easily swayed by the influence of Tris. As you can imagine, she didn't take to Tris' punishment too kindly. I know th
"Well, there's an easy way to fix that," Logan supplied with a chuckle. "We're already in Washington. Why don't we just go to the Secretary of Education and tell them that we need to goblinlement this important piece of history into the national curriculum?" "That's a brilliant idea," Rafe agreed. "We can even bring in the elves as eyewitnesses," Logan continued the joke, unbeknownst to Rafe. "Of course," the goblin continued. "Seeing is believing, after all." "Of course," Logan nodded sarcastically. "We'll roll up to the Secretary of Education's office, tell them that their entire view of history is wrong, and say that they need to start telling students about demons riding dinosaurs. And if they don't believe us, we'll say we have three millennia-old demons that can vouch for us." "Sounds like a plan," Rafe confirmed. "Now, how do we get to the Department of Education?" "Rafe..." Logan sighed. "That was sarcasm.""Was it really though?" he asked hope