Dark Elves Harem

Chapter 139

“When she kept asking me to hurt her more and beat her to death with my penis?” Logan laughed. “How could I forget?”

“That’s the real Ira,” Beth explained, “or at least, that was half of her.”

“Wait until you meet her dominant half.” Kelda grimaced. “She’s… fun.”

“If you consider getting tied upside down by your ankles and then having your balls and neck both strangled until they turn blue ‘fun,’” Abina continued. “And that’s only one of the things she’s told us about.”

“Jakey,” Rafe’s voice was dead serious, “if this elves does end up joining the group, please promise me you’re not gonna get involved in that auto-erotic asphyxiation stuff. I’ve already lost too many friends that way.”

“Like who?” Logan asked as he frowned at him. “I know everyone that you know, and no--”

“Uhhh, David Carradine?” Rafe huffed. “The Kung Fu master?”

“But you didn’t actually kno--”

“And Vaughn Bodē? Don’t forget about the Cheech Wizard dude. Beer, babes, and a good time, but now