Dark Elves Harem

Chapter 156

“Excellent,” Ira said as she shot Logan a victorious glare and then turned back to her “child.” “Hurry up, Ralphie. We don’t want to impose on our hosts any more than we have to.”

“I’m finding it hard to eat, momma.” The boy shook his head, plugged his nose, and then pointed to Rafe. “This guy smells like a dead skunk.”

“You’re not a basket of roses yerself, kid.” Rafe chuckled. “I think somebody may have just shit themselves. Multiple times.”

“Gee, mister, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?” the Franklin boy snarked.

“Nope. I use it to kiss yours. She actually gave me a blow ‘n go before I came here. You’d think it’d be hard to do with no teeth...” Rafe leaned in close to the boy and whispered. “... but it actually makes it feel a million times more fun. She called me ‘daddy’ a few times if it makes you feel better.”

“Don’t talk about my mom like that, asshole!” the little boy growled.

“Now, Ralphie,” Ira tried to put the lid back on her faux child, “you know he’s only tryin