Chapter 205
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My friends and I studied the menu for a bit, and then a perky blonde waitress appeared at our table with a tray full of waters.

“Hi, guys!” She grinned. “Do you think you’re ready to order?”

“It’s a tough call,” Logan pondered aloud. “Do you recommend the ribeye steak or the swordfish?”

The waitress thought for a moment. “Marty’s is famous for our steaks, so I’d say that one. I’ve heard great things about the swordfish, though.”

“Screw it.” Logan shrugged. “I’ll take the ribeye. Medium, if you don’t mind.”

The waitress scribbled down Logan's order and then turned to the rest of the group.

“I want a T-bone,” Ira said without missing a beat. “As rare as you can legally make it.”

“I second that.” Kelda nodded.

“Two steaks, still mooing,” the blonde server joked. “Got it. And for you two?”

“I want to try the pork chops,” Abina explained. “I’ve never had those, but they sound delicious.”

Now it was Rafe’s turn. “This might sound crazy,” the goblin warned. “I want a medium rare steak, but c
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