Chapter 63
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“Wait.” Rafe’s mouth fell agape, and then a wide grin spread across his face. “Did you just say ‘pager?’ Like, the little black box that beeps when somebody calls you?”

“Yes…?” Raph didn’t understand our amusement. “It’s state-of-the art human technology.”

“If this were 1987!” Rafe fell over onto the ground as he started laughing hysterically. “Where did you get it, Radio Shack?”

“Circuit City,” the dark-haired man corrected.

Rafe roared with laughter as he held his arms across his belly and rolled back and forth.

“It’s served me well for decades. I’ll continue using it until it breaks.” Raph shrugged.

Rafe stood up and wiped away a tear.

“Can I borrow your phone, Jakey?” he asked and then turned back to Raph. “Raph, I need to show you this. It’s gonna blow your mind.”

The goblin motioned for Raph to come closer as he used his free hand to grab my phone and tap at the screen.

“You see, this is called a smartphone,
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    “Cult members sure have weird fashion choices,” Abina said with a sigh from the backseat of our Jeep as it barreled down the highway. “There are no colors to make it pop or pretty designs or even a cute little saying to give it character. It’s just dark blue.” Kelda giggled. “Look at you, Abina. You’re on Earth for a month and suddenly a fashion designer.” “I don’t even like clothing, and I can agree these things are hideous,” Beth added. “I feel like I’m wearing a heavy blanket.” “I don’t know what you dudettes are talking about,” Rafe said through puffs of his blunt. “You guys look like fucking badasses.” “Says the only person who doesn’t have to wear one.” Logan laughed. “I offered!” The goblin shook his finger at me. “You’re the one who said that I wouldn’t blend in.” Logan shrugged. “I’m sorry if I thought a three-foot-tall dark elves in a saggy robe would stand out like a sore thumb,” he said. “People would have thought we brough

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    The athletic blonde just crossed her arms at Beth’s words. “My entire life consists of two things, sister, fighting and fucking. If it isn’t related to one of those two, then I don’t really give a shit.” “Most dark elvess, particularly the male ones, are egotistical to the core,” Beth explained. “I truly believe that Azar would have cut you a deal before you decided to go and make it personal.” “Whoa, whoa, whoa.” Logan held out my hands. “Are you telling me it was the dick jokes that set him off? Not the whole ‘murdering his pimp and assassins’ thing?” “The mind of a dark elves is a bizarre thing, Logan.” The redhead looked up at him with her bright smile. “It takes but the simplest thing to set them off into a blind rage… although the girls were certainly telling the truth. Yours is much bigger.” “Well, at least he can take solace in that,” Logan laughed. “Why do ninety percent of our conversations come back to "Logan’s dick?” Rafe interru

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    “Brothers, sisters! Kill them all!” The leader of the cult pointed his enchanted daggers at the five of them, and the rest of the group began to swarm as they charged in their direction. Logan was really hoping it wasn’t going to come to this. He shook his head, and the familiar dull thumping echo in his temples confirmed that his blue horns had sprouted. “I was,” Kelda said with a snicker from his right side. “It’s been so long since we’ve had a good fight.” “You’re sadistic, sister,” Abina cooed. “Incoming!” he warned his friends as he threw up a purple barrier. A slew of red fire smashed into the violet wall like raindrops on a windshield. With his free hand, he unleashed his own blast of red fire into the crowd of cultists. A couple of flashes of defensive purple rose from the spellcasters, but screams of pain rang out and confirmed that he had hit some of his targets. “Rafe, Beth,” he commanded, “you guys take the people on the left. Kelda a

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