Before Clinton pounced on the Green Goblins, there was a little problem.
Clinton was just one human skeleton with 2 bony hands and 2 bony legs. There was no way that he could carry 10 Wooden Spears and 9 Wooden Daggers around this decaying forest while hunting for prey.
This dilemma came once he got set to embark on his raid across this forest.
The skeleton sighed. “In one of those manga that I remember reading, in situations like this, the main character’s system is supposed to have something like an inventory to store weapons, right?”
“Where the f*ck is my own inventory?” The skeleton grimaced.
At this moment, Clinton could either ascribe this oversight of his system to the fact that his system was simply defective or due to the fact of its name, it was just a miserable undead system.
‘It’s probably that ugly angel that caused this through her curse, right?’ Thinking of the angel, Clinton only felt hatred simmer in his heart.
In the end, he had to improvise.
For his first official hunt in his raid across the decaying forest, Clinton settled with what only his hands could carry.
He settled with carrying 3 Wooden Spears and 2 Wooden Daggers.
All 3 Wooden Spears were part of the few ones with no skill imbued in them.
As for his other crafted weapons, Clinton dug the ground a bit with one of the daggers, creating a depression big enough to hide his other weapons.
With this, his raid officially started.
And just a minute later, he found his first target.
***
{Warning! Enemy has been detected!}
{You have encountered a Green Goblin! ×5}
{You have encountered two level 3 Green Goblins!}
***
Of the 5 Green Goblins that made up this pack, the two level 3 Green Goblins were Clinton’s first target.
‘Be the first victims of Weapon Master Clinton!’
And then, he pounced!
Hiding behind a decaying tree, the Green Goblins unsuspecting of the danger roamed about a few meters away from the tree like usual when out of nowhere, a skeleton suddenly moved and attacked.
Coming out of his hideout, Clinton raised one of the Wooden Spears high and aimed at one of his targets before pulling the trigger.
Clinton threw the Wooden Spear with all of his power, and then…
Bam!
Silence; all 5 Green Goblins who were surprised at this moment turned to look at the direction where the sudden attack came from.
As for Clinton?
He froze, his skeleton face turning red in embarrassment.
‘F*ck!’ Clinton cursed in his mind. ‘F*ck, that was so embarrassing!’
Incredulously, despite just a few meters distance separating them and with the element of surprise on his side, somehow, Clinton incredulously missed his target.
‘I f*cking missed my target!’
Once they noticed the intruder that was not part of their pack, the Green Goblins snarled the next moment as they raised their clubs to attack.
Not all of them wielded wooden clubs though, one of the two level 3 Green Goblins wielded a dagger that looked like an inferior version of Clinton’s own daggers and at this moment, they all pounced.
There was still some distance separating them though.
Despite missing his first attack embarrassingly, Clinton did not let it hold him back for too long. As a track athlete, he knew to keep on going on the track.
In his previous life, there were times when he even tripped and fell while running but Clinton never gave up.
If he tripped and fell, he stood up and continued running and somehow, against all odds, he still took first position.
This was why he was Clinton.
This was why he was the King of the track.
Just as the Green Goblins moved to pounce in his direction, the skeleton bent slightly, picked another Wooden Spear then threw with all its might.
This time, despite his lack of experience with true combat, luck was on his side this time as the Wooden Spear met its mark.
Bullseye!
BAM!
***
{You have attacked a level 3 Green Goblin!}
{You have dealt +1.8 damage to your enemy!}
…
{Green Goblin!}
Level: 3
HP: 2.7/4.5
…
{Green Goblin!}
Level: 3
HP: 4.8/4.8
…
{Green Goblin!}
Level: 2
HP: …
***
Like usual, immediately after he engaged the Green Goblin in combat, the miserable undead system lit up with a simplified status projection of the monsters.
Seeing that he just dealt +1.8 damage with one attack whereas before now, his record damage in one hit was 0.4, Clinton felt filled with adrenaline.
He felt on top of the moon. ‘Come on!’
Picking the last Wooden Spear, Clinton pounced towards the Green Goblins.
Wielding its dagger, the other level 3 Green Goblin led the level 2 Green Goblins as they rushed at the skeleton even as the Wooden Spear attack pushed the other level 3 Green Goblin backwards.
With confidence in his new found strength now, Clinton did not try to evade direct collision with them and kite like usual.
This time, Clinton charged right at them with his last Wooden Spear.
This was because unlike before, he was stronger now and best of all, he had weapons in his disposal now.
Whoosh!
The Green Goblin attacked with its dagger.
Ducking to dodge, Clinton evaded and went behind the level 3 Green Goblin, facing only the angry level 2 Green Goblins now, then he swung the Wooden Spear horizontally with all his power.
BOOM!
The Wooden Spear smacked hard against the thick skin of the Green Goblins, pushing them back even as Clinton got multiple damage notifications.
With this simple move, he managed to isolate the second level 3 Green Goblin even as the first level 3 Green Goblin was yet to fully recover from his attack.
With the level 3 Green Goblin isolated, Clinton gave it preferential treatment.
With the Wooden Spear, he pounced on it and then, he stabbed with his spear with all the power that his bones could afford.
CRACK!
The Wooden Spear dug deep into the skin of the Green Goblin as green blood flew everywhere even as the Green Goblin shrieked in pain and panic.
***
{You have dealt +1.2 damage to your enemy!}
{HP: 3.6/4.8}
***
Before the Green Goblin could recover from the attack, Clinton let go of the Wooden Spear as he navigated behind it with incredible deftness.
Behind the Green Goblin, he finally moved the Wooden Dagger that he held in his left hand since.
Shifting hold of the Wooden Dagger to his right skeleton hand, behind the Green Goblin, Clinton brought the dagger to its neck and then he slit its throat.
The Green Goblin shuddered as green blood spurted like rain, and then it went limp.
***
{You have killed a level 3 Green Goblin!}
{You gained XP!}
***
Clinton killed his first level 3 monster with zero injuries.
With eyes gleaming with the cold light of murder, he inclined his gaze and focused on the second level 3 Green Goblin who was already injured.
“You next”.
He pounced.
***{You have killed a level 3 Green Goblin!}{You gained XP!}…{You have killed a level 2 Green Goblin!}{You gained 0 XP!}…{You have killed a level 2 Green Goblin!}{You gained 0 XP!}***In 3 minutes, Clinton made short work of the pack of Green Goblins.After killing their two level 3 leaders first, the others panicked and, in that time, he was able to kill two of the level 2 Green Goblins easily.In the end, spooked, the last Green Goblin of this pack was able to escape death as turning without shame, it ran and escaped at astonishing speed.In 3 short minutes, Clinton just destroyed a level 3 pack of Green Goblins.Clinton raised his right skeleton hand holding one of his Wooden Daggers and looked at it. “Hehehe,” he chuckled which only sounded eerie when coming from a skeleton. “I truly am growing stronger”.Before now, he was scared to even take on a single level 3 Green Goblin in battle but after spending his free attribute points and crafting weapons, killing multiple lev
***{CRITICAL HIT!}{Your enemy used a skill on you: Might Punch!]{You have received +2.2 damage!}{HP: 0.3/3}***Clinton was rattled to the very depths of his being.‘0.3 HP remaining?!!!’‘What the f*ck!’Clinton abandoned his weapons, running for his life without shame but even this was not enough as his enemy went in pursuit.The Stone Ogre was adamant in taking his life.“F*cking Christ!” Clinton cursed.“I swear I’m going to kill you!”Despite his words of bravado at this moment though, Clinton felt like his heart was right in his throat if he had one, beating rapidly in crazy rhythms.At this moment, Clinton felt the threat of death again vividly just like he felt during his first encounter after reincarnating into this world against the Holy Knights. He felt like a pig on the slaughterhouse before the Butcher.And at this moment, the Stone Ogre was the Butcher.Thud! Thud! Thud!The Stone Ogre pursued relentlessly.And for a moment, Clinton finally started regretting past de
***{Your crafted weapon, Wooden Spear has been destroyed!}***‘F*ck!’Despite the sharp pang of pain that Clinton felt in his skeleton chest and despite cursing, he did not waste a single moment as that Wooden Spear was smashed into pieces by the Stone Ogre.Despite just losing a weapon that he spent so much time and love crafting, at this moment, his 0.3 health points were what dominated Clinton’s mind.Saving his life was what dominated his mind.This was why as the Stone Ogre smashed the wooden spear to pieces with its powerful arms, its red eyes glowing with fury, Clinton finally saw a weakness.He saw a weakness because he was perceptive enough.During his preparations to go for his raid across the decaying forest, Clinton crafted 19 weapons; 10 Wooden Spears and 9 Wooden Daggers.For his first hunt, he took 2 Wooden Daggers and 3 Wooden Spears with him.The deadly encounter against this Stone Ogre though made him lose all his weapons that he originally took out for his hunt an
Badump! Badump!Clinton was a skeleton; he was supposed to have no heart.But at this moment, as he finally got a moment of reprieve for the first time in like forever as reward for his efforts and determination, he hallucinated.Clinton could hear something like a heart rapidly beating in his mind.If he was still a human, at this moment, he would be hyperventilating.This feeling made him remember one of the closest competitive races of his life in the track in his previous life when he went up against one of his fastest opponents ever, a prodigy who once represented an opponent school.‘D-did I do it?!’ Clinton thought incredulously, unable to believe it, but then…Thud!The Stone Ogre collapsed; it was dead.This was all the evidence that he needed.He killed it.Somehow, against all odds that were against him, Clinton managed to rise from the ashes of death to kill this formidable level 3 monster.0.1 HP…, that was how much of his vitality was left at the end.That low, even a me
***{0.6 free attribute points have been assigned to the speed attribute!}{0.5 free attribute points have been assigned to the vitality attribute!}{0.9 free attribute points have been assigned to the strength attribute!}{You have 0 free attribute points remaining!}…Attributes:STR- 2.3VIT- 2.1SPE- 1.1MIN- 0.6***In one go, Clinton made his strength attribute his strongest attribute.After the intense battle against the Stone Ogre, Clinton learned a few things.First was the importance of the speed attribute. Against the much larger Stone Ogre, it was exposed to him how glaringly lacking his speed attribute was and how much it could contribute to victory in battle.By now, he already confirmed that the speed attribute did not just affect his running speed but his body coordination and reaction speed in battle.A high speed attribute was vital for him to win battles.If he had all the strength in the world but without the speed to hit his opponents accurately, it would inevitab
***{You have killed a level 4 Stone Ogre!}{You gained XP!}***Clinton managed to kill his first level 4 monster and soon enough, he learned one of the major differences between high-leveled monsters and lower-leveled ones in the decaying forest.Unlike the level 3 monsters and lower-leveled monsters that would respawn into this forest after mere hours of being killed, it took a full day, 24 hours for a level 4 monster to be respawned.Apart from the Gate Guardian of this level of the dungeon, after his exploration, Clinton was able to establish the number of high-leveled monsters.In the decaying forest, apart from the Gate Guardian, there were five level 5 monsters. A single level 5 Green Goblin, another level 5 Undead Tree, but three different level 5 Stone Ogres.Only in the highest level of this part of the dungeon did the Stone Ogres have the numbers superiority.This was likely because of their bloodline superiority.Compared to the other monster species, the Stone Ogres had
Somewhere in the decaying forest, a pack of 6 Undead Trees wandered, two of them being level 4 Undead Trees.Suddenly, this pack of Undead Trees stopped.They stopped because they stared at a handless skeleton.Right on their path, this handless skeleton stood, it’s hand from the elbow gone like they were never there.The skeleton had a big grin on its body skull as it stared at them.The Undead Trees were bewildered, until it spoke.“F*ck you”. Clinton taunted.“F*ck all of you!”And that was it.The Undead Trees may not know what f*ck you meant but they subtly understood emotion in words, and they knew that the emotion being portrayed by those words were clearly not friendly.This was a provocation!Whoosh!The Undead Trees immediately went after the skeleton angrily who on seeing their reaction turned around and shamelessly started running in the opposite direction.Even as he ran, he taunted. “Catch me if you can, f*ckers!”That was it, these Undead Trees were determined all of a
***{You have dealt +1.2 damage to your enemy!}{You have dealt +1.3 damage to your enemy!}…{Undead Tree!}Level: 4HP: 8.1/10.7…{Undead Tree!}Level: 3HP: 5.4/7.0…{Undead Tree…}…{Undead Tree…}…{Undead Tree…}…{Undead Tree!}Level: 4HP: 9.3/10.1***Clinton’s 2 daggers only affected one of the two level 4 Undead Trees, yet at this moment, all the Undead Trees’ HP was lower than their peak.This was because his plan was already in motion.The fire was already spreading its vengeful wrath.Immediately after throwing the wooden daggers, Clinton dug his hands into the ground and retrieved 2 sharp wooden spears from the soft soil.And then, he set his sight on the second level 4 Undead Tree that triggered the fire that was now burning.He grinned. “You first!”He pounced!His battle against a level 4 Green Goblin was in no way a work over. Taking the fight to an even stronger monster in the form of an Undead Tree was a bigger risk but Clinton had reasons for his confidence.He
***{Warning! You have encountered a powerful enemy!}{You have encountered a level 5 apex predator of the decaying forest: Ancient Undead Tree!}…{You have killed a level 5 Ancient Undead Tree!}{You have gained XP!}{You have sucked health points!}***Like a hurricane, Clinton with his new weapons went on a rampage in the decaying forest, targeting the apex predators of this ancient forest.The battle against the Ancient Undead Tree was not much different from his encounter with the Lord of the Green Goblins.The only difference was that the Ancient Undead Tree had much more health points than the Green Goblin and its body was much more massive, giving it time to flex most of its power.In the end, what Clinton got was a weapon, not an armor.He could deal devastating damage now did not mean he got inviolable defense with it. One hit from the level 5 apex predators could still leave him on the brink of death, this was why he was extra careful.Even more with an opponent like an un
~__________~{Welcome to the Miserable Undead System!}{Host: Donald Clinton}{Special System Abilities: Corrupted- Locked}>You only have access to the basic identification abilities of the cursed Miserable Undead System<{Host Status:}Race: High-tier SkeletonLevel: 5Class: Spear Master{Utility Class: Weapon Craftsman}{Sub Class: Master of Daggers}Attributes:STR- 3.5VIT- 2.8SPE- 1.8MIN- 0.8Health Points (HP): 7/7{Skills: Bone Assembling; Spear Thrust; Silent Slice; Accurate Throw}{Passive Skill: Calma; Vampire}{Special Skills: None}{Magic Skills: None}…{Weapons: Magedon, Light Slayer}…{Titles: Hell Slayer}…{Remark: A suddenly not so befitting form for a miserable womanizer and arrogant prick. Don’t raise your hopes up though, you will still die the final death soon enough!}~________~Charging out of the cave of the level 5 Stone Ogre, the first thing that Clinton did was to check on his system status again to reconfirm certain details for the plan he had in his
***{You have activated active skill: Spear Thrust!}***In one smooth motion after shrugging off the grasp of the humans, the skinny skeleton thrust forward at the wall with the suddenly shiny bone in his hand.His hand thrust with so much force that a mini sonic boom was induced.The bone was no spear but at this moment, Clinton was able to wield it like one.The bone hit the wall, and then…KABOOM!Force was transferred, and the wall collapsed.“…”“…”“…..!”Clinton’s eyes almost popped out of their sockets as he saw the scene that suddenly played out before his eyes as his current reality.‘H-how? What the f*ck!’‘Did I just do that?!’‘Did I just tear down the walls of this cave with a single strike?’The mere thought of it sent tingling feelings of excitement through his bones.This was no simple achievement.Afterall, this was not any cave in the decaying forest. This cave was the home and lair of one of the most destructive and sturdy existences in the decaying forest, a level
Beep!***{Congratulations! You have crafted a high-tier weapon of the mythical rank: ???}{High-tier weapon, ??? has been imbued with a passive skill: Corrosion!}>Corrosion: The source of this weapon is the bone of a Doom Knight who was a master of deathly corrosion. The corrosive powers in this bone have been awakened and when used to attack an opponent, it inflicts the opponent with high-tier corrosionParalysis: Paralysis was one of the main powers of Magedon, the Doom Knight. These powers have been inherited by his bone. When attacking an opponent, there is a 15% chance of triggering paralysisWhen activated, by sacrificing your stamina depending on the distance where the weapon will be thrown, you can activate teleportation, making the weapon appear in yo
‘Huh? How am I even supposed to do this?’While Clinton asked this question in his mind, the Stone Ogre who was frustrated to see that it was not crushing the tiny creatures before it suddenly jumped, hitting the roof of this cave then it came crashing back down with force.It hit the ground with devastating force, then…KABOOM!…Earthquake Stomp!Hitting the humans with one of its trademark active skills, this powerful Stone Ogre caused a literal earthquake as the humans staggered.Watching the tiny creatures stagger disorderly, some even panicking, the Stone Ogre’s eyes gleamed deviously as it chomped down with its sharp stone teeth at one of the humans.But at the last moment, a dagger crossed its path.Clang!The clear ringing sound of 2 hard objects colliding reverberated.It was the level 12 human.In the world of this dungeon, to combat the powerful beasts, humans evolved, awakening different powers under myriad classes.Some awakened as mage classes, others as assassin classes
In the decaying forest, what were Stone Ogres?Stone Ogres were the most terrible of the 3 types of monsters that took the first level of this dungeon, the decaying forest as their home.The Green Goblins were the weakest, their main weaknesses being their vulnerable skin and weak strength.It was why they hurdled together in the biggest packs.The Undead Trees had tough hides but this was undone by their blatant weakness to fire. With fire, they become vulnerable.As for the Stone Ogres though, they were the real OGs of the decaying forest.They had stone skin as tough as nails. They were slow, but their impenetrable defense more than made up for it.They were literal tanks.Of the 3 types of monsters in the decaying forest, the Stone Ogres were the only types brave enough to move alone around this forest, even the lower-leveled ones. They were scared of no one.In a way, they were the apex predators of the decaying forest.And right now, Clinton was now hiding in the lair of one of
Beep!***{You have killed a level 3 Green Goblin!}{You gained 0 XP!}…{You have killed a level 3 Green Goblin!}{You gained 0 XP!}…{You have killed a level 3 Green Goblin!}{You gained 0 XP!}…{You have killed a level 4 Green Goblin!}{You gained 0 XP!}…{You have triggered passive skill: Vampire!}{You have sucked +1.3 health points!}{HP: 2.9/7}***Due to his higher level than the monsters that he went after, Clinton’s efficiency in regaining his health points was expectedly slow but he was not deterred by this fact.The higher leveled he was from a monster, the less health points he could suck from killing it.But this only motivated him to kill even faster with more ruthless intent.Clinton went back to the world of light with only a fraction of his total crafted weapons. Though he carried the best of the best with him there, he still had a stockpile of weapons in his safehouses under a mound of sand.After losing his best weapons, he now set his sight on the reserve.Rush
“He’s still alive”.“He’s there”.Clinton raised his head and saw… humans.He raised his head right in time to notice one of the more overenthusiastic humans reveal his head past the boundary of the world of light into the slope, into the boundary of the decaying forest only to be affected by a strange dark power.This power seemed to have rotting properties.“Ahhh!”The young human who seemed inexperienced immediately grabbed his face in horror as the other humans reacted.“You fool, stand still!”Clinton recognized that human. It was the lady among the first 3 humans he met in this world that was a mage.Raising her staff up, she spoke a word as green light left her staff, coalescing on the face of the other human as the strange dark power was expelled.His skin that also started being eroded by the dark power was healed.‘Healing magic’. Clinton deduced immediately. ‘But why?’Thinking deeper into it, he understood. ‘Humans are not allowed in the world of darkness?’He was puzzled
Clinton was subjected to the greatest reality check of his 18 years of existence.For the first time in his life, he was made to understand that he was nobody.For the first time in his life, he was made to understand where he stood in the grand scheme of things.He was made to understand that he was just a cog in the grand wheel of existence, a cog that could be rejected and discarded at wheel.For the first time in his life, he felt ugly.For the first time in his life, he understood rejection.All these were things and emotions that Clinton had never experienced in his 18 years of existence before now and as expected, experiencing it was draining.“Uhh,” Clinton groaned as his hollow eyes looked at the gloomy skies of this forest. “Now would be a good time to end it all, right?”As soon as he muttered that, he let the seed of thought generate in his head, watered by his emotions as it blossomed into a sapling and then a big tree.The idea of committing suicide was getting more prom