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Death of an Arrogant Prick; I Reincarnated as a Skeleton? Chapter 36: The might of a mythical weapon
~__________~{Welcome to the Miserable Undead System!}{Host: Donald Clinton}{Special System Abilities: Corrupted- Locked}>You only have access to the basic identification abilities of the cursed Miserable Undead System<{Host Status:}Race: High-tier SkeletonLevel: 5Class: Spear Master{Utility Class: Weapon Craftsman}{Sub Class: Master of Daggers}Attributes:STR- 3.5VIT- 2.8SPE- 1.8MIN- 0.8Health Points (HP): 7/7{Skills: Bone Assembling; Spear Thrust; Silent Slice; Accurate Throw}{Passive Skill: Calma; Vampire}{Special Skills: None}{Magic Skills: None}…{Weapons: Magedon, Light Slayer}…{Titles: Hell Slayer}…{Remark: A suddenly not so befitting form for a miserable womanizer and arrogant prick. Don’t raise your hopes up though, you will still die the final death soon enough!}~________~Charging out of the cave of the level 5 Stone Ogre, the first thing that Clinton did was to check on his system status again to reconfirm certain details for the plan he had in his
Death of an Arrogant Prick; I Reincarnated as a Skeleton? Chapter 37: Going on a rampage with Magedon, the Light Slayer!
***{Warning! You have encountered a powerful enemy!}{You have encountered a level 5 apex predator of the decaying forest: Ancient Undead Tree!}…{You have killed a level 5 Ancient Undead Tree!}{You have gained XP!}{You have sucked health points!}***Like a hurricane, Clinton with his new weapons went on a rampage in the decaying forest, targeting the apex predators of this ancient forest.The battle against the Ancient Undead Tree was not much different from his encounter with the Lord of the Green Goblins.The only difference was that the Ancient Undead Tree had much more health points than the Green Goblin and its body was much more massive, giving it time to flex most of its power.In the end, what Clinton got was a weapon, not an armor.He could deal devastating damage now did not mean he got inviolable defense with it. One hit from the level 5 apex predators could still leave him on the brink of death, this was why he was extra careful.Even more with an opponent like an un
Death of an Arrogant Prick; I Reincarnated as a Skeleton? Chapter 1: Judgement
“What an exciting atmosphere we have in the air today”.“The finals of the National High School Relay Race Competitions”.“This is the day that all high school students have been waiting for since the beginning of this term. It promises to end this term on an incredibly high note”.“Today, we have 8 prominent high school teams competing for the prices”.“On the yellow jerseys is the team from the Jacobian High School, the 2nd runners up in last year’s National Relay Competitions”.“On the blue jerseys are the students from the Elite High School”.“On the pink jerseys are those from the Trailblazers Academy”.“On the white jerseys is St. Paul’s High School”.“On the green jerseys is St. Jeremiah’s High School”.“On the red jerseys is the Regent High School”.“On black jerseys are those from Oakland International”.“As for those in the iconic purple jerseys, they are our 2 times relay race winners and current holders of the relay cup, the inevitable Lions from Landmark Academy who many
Death of an Arrogant Prick; I Reincarnated as a Skeleton? Chapter 2: I am a Zombie?!
Blink!A groggy pair of eyes snapped open in a completely dark world.The world was so dark, or not?It was just his eyes, they struggled to adapt to the lighting in this place.Clinton squinted his eyes as he tried to make sense of his surroundings. ‘Where the hell am I?’‘What happened?’For some reason, he could not stand up, he was too weak to stand up.Lying on the ground or wherever this was, feeling lazy all of a sudden, Clinton tried to grope around for the boobs of whatever girl definitely laid beside him but to his shock, he found no boobs to grab.“…!” Clinton was shocked till he was speechless.‘What?!’‘No boobs?!’ Now, he was horrified. ‘What the hell happened?!’The last thing he could remember was overtaking that prick, Frank at the last moment, clinching first position for his school again, Landmark Academy and making them 3-peat champions, right?As soon as he thought of this, his eyes narrowed, right?And then, he shuddered in fear. ‘F*ck! That bastard punched me on
Death of an Arrogant Prick; I Reincarnated as a Skeleton? Chapter 3: Miserable Undead System
Beep!{You have unlocked reincarnation curse: Miserable Undead System!}>This is a curse that was imbued on you by the Angel AthenaSystems are originally supposed to be a blessing but appalled by the sight of your 999+ sins, the infuriated Angel cursed you, corrupting your system and turning it into the Miserable Undead SystemYou only have access to the basic identification abilities of the cursed Miserable Undead System<{Host Status:}Race: Low-tier SkeletonLevel: 0Class: ClasslessAttributes:STR- 0.2VIT- 1.2SPE- 0.4MIN- 0.3{NOTE: STR for Strength; VIT for Vitality; SPE for Speed; MIN for Mind}Health Points (HP): 3/3{Skills: Bone Assembling}{Passive Skill: Calma}{Special Skills: None}{Magic Skills: None}…{Remark: A befitting form for a miserable womanizer and arrogant prick! You will die the final death soon enough!}~________~“…”“…”“….
Death of an Arrogant Prick; I Reincarnated as a Skeleton? Chapter 4: Mission impossible; survive
“Tsk!” The Holy Knight who already unsheathed its sword clicked its teeth in annoyance. “It escaped”.“Now, we’ll have to explain to the Lord”. Another one chipped in.To confirm, the 3 Holy Knights went closer to the edge of the World of Light, close to the abyss to peep in.Peeping, they saw the skeleton at the very bottom of the chasm.They gave up on him immediately at the sight but one of them commented. “He won’t survive for long; his own kind will devour him”.“They’re cannibals after all”.And then, the 3 Holy Knights turned to leave.…“F*ck!” Clinton cursed under his breath.At the bottom of this chasm, Clinton was in agony.The pain he was feeling was not even from the damage that he suffered itself. Rather, he felt that coming in contact with the white energy of that Holy Knight, whatever it is was what caused him this agony.Coming in contact with that white energy felt like darkness coming into contact with light, or like water coming into contact with fire.It was an en
Death of an Arrogant Prick; I Reincarnated as a Skeleton? Chapter 5: Surviving is winning, Franklin
‘Surviving is winning, Franklin’.‘Everything else is bullshit, fairytales spun by people afraid to look life in the eye’.‘Whatever it takes kid…, survive!’At this moment, Clinton felt himself resonating so much with these famous words from NPC game characters in his previous world.At this moment, to him, surviving really was winning.Heck, to him right now, surviving was everything.That f*cking Angel Athena sent him here to die right?Well, he would spite her and survive.To escape the 3 different species of enemies that his miserable undead system’s identification showed to him, Clinton had no choice but to disassemble his skeleton body again to hide under the roots of the tree.And since he made that choice, it had been 4 hours already.It was already more than 4 hours since he reincarnated into this world as a freaking lowly skeleton.Hidden under the roots of the tree, all Clinton wanted was to survive.For the first 2 hours, it was all smooth and easygoing until the already
Death of an Arrogant Prick; I Reincarnated as a Skeleton? Chapter 6: Survival
Every 10 minutes, Clinton would lose +0.1 of his total health points and since he had only 0.4 total health points remaining, he was on a time limit.Unless his situation changed, Clinton had only 40 minutes to live.The threat of death increased his yearning for survival even more, and for those final minutes of his life, Clinton planned for the first time in his life.He planned extensively, he schemed, he plotted to survive.During the first 20 minutes, remaining patient inside his lair under the roots of the decaying tree, Clinton observed every beast that passed.By now, he could tell already that this level of the dungeon was filled with only 3 species of creatures, the goblins, the undead trees, and the ogre.First sight of an Ogre and Clinton removed that specie from his planning.Till now, the weakest Ogre that he had seen was level 3.As a level 0 undead and considering that this was going to be his first fight since reincarnating, Clinton wanted nothing to do with something
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Chapter 37: Going on a rampage with Magedon, the Light Slayer!
***{Warning! You have encountered a powerful enemy!}{You have encountered a level 5 apex predator of the decaying forest: Ancient Undead Tree!}…{You have killed a level 5 Ancient Undead Tree!}{You have gained XP!}{You have sucked health points!}***Like a hurricane, Clinton with his new weapons went on a rampage in the decaying forest, targeting the apex predators of this ancient forest.The battle against the Ancient Undead Tree was not much different from his encounter with the Lord of the Green Goblins.The only difference was that the Ancient Undead Tree had much more health points than the Green Goblin and its body was much more massive, giving it time to flex most of its power.In the end, what Clinton got was a weapon, not an armor.He could deal devastating damage now did not mean he got inviolable defense with it. One hit from the level 5 apex predators could still leave him on the brink of death, this was why he was extra careful.Even more with an opponent like an un
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Chapter 36: The might of a mythical weapon
~__________~{Welcome to the Miserable Undead System!}{Host: Donald Clinton}{Special System Abilities: Corrupted- Locked}>You only have access to the basic identification abilities of the cursed Miserable Undead System<{Host Status:}Race: High-tier SkeletonLevel: 5Class: Spear Master{Utility Class: Weapon Craftsman}{Sub Class: Master of Daggers}Attributes:STR- 3.5VIT- 2.8SPE- 1.8MIN- 0.8Health Points (HP): 7/7{Skills: Bone Assembling; Spear Thrust; Silent Slice; Accurate Throw}{Passive Skill: Calma; Vampire}{Special Skills: None}{Magic Skills: None}…{Weapons: Magedon, Light Slayer}…{Titles: Hell Slayer}…{Remark: A suddenly not so befitting form for a miserable womanizer and arrogant prick. Don’t raise your hopes up though, you will still die the final death soon enough!}~________~Charging out of the cave of the level 5 Stone Ogre, the first thing that Clinton did was to check on his system status again to reconfirm certain details for the plan he had in his
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Chapter 35: When there's a will, there's a way!
***{You have activated active skill: Spear Thrust!}***In one smooth motion after shrugging off the grasp of the humans, the skinny skeleton thrust forward at the wall with the suddenly shiny bone in his hand.His hand thrust with so much force that a mini sonic boom was induced.The bone was no spear but at this moment, Clinton was able to wield it like one.The bone hit the wall, and then…KABOOM!Force was transferred, and the wall collapsed.“…”“…”“…..!”Clinton’s eyes almost popped out of their sockets as he saw the scene that suddenly played out before his eyes as his current reality.‘H-how? What the f*ck!’‘Did I just do that?!’‘Did I just tear down the walls of this cave with a single strike?’The mere thought of it sent tingling feelings of excitement through his bones.This was no simple achievement.Afterall, this was not any cave in the decaying forest. This cave was the home and lair of one of the most destructive and sturdy existences in the decaying forest, a level
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Chapter 34: Birth of a mythical weapon
Beep!***{Congratulations! You have crafted a high-tier weapon of the mythical rank: ???}{High-tier weapon, ??? has been imbued with a passive skill: Corrosion!}>Corrosion: The source of this weapon is the bone of a Doom Knight who was a master of deathly corrosion. The corrosive powers in this bone have been awakened and when used to attack an opponent, it inflicts the opponent with high-tier corrosionParalysis: Paralysis was one of the main powers of Magedon, the Doom Knight. These powers have been inherited by his bone. When attacking an opponent, there is a 15% chance of triggering paralysisWhen activated, by sacrificing your stamina depending on the distance where the weapon will be thrown, you can activate teleportation, making the weapon appear in yo
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Chapter 33: Battle in the cave
‘Huh? How am I even supposed to do this?’While Clinton asked this question in his mind, the Stone Ogre who was frustrated to see that it was not crushing the tiny creatures before it suddenly jumped, hitting the roof of this cave then it came crashing back down with force.It hit the ground with devastating force, then…KABOOM!…Earthquake Stomp!Hitting the humans with one of its trademark active skills, this powerful Stone Ogre caused a literal earthquake as the humans staggered.Watching the tiny creatures stagger disorderly, some even panicking, the Stone Ogre’s eyes gleamed deviously as it chomped down with its sharp stone teeth at one of the humans.But at the last moment, a dagger crossed its path.Clang!The clear ringing sound of 2 hard objects colliding reverberated.It was the level 12 human.In the world of this dungeon, to combat the powerful beasts, humans evolved, awakening different powers under myriad classes.Some awakened as mage classes, others as assassin classes
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Chapter 32: In the lair of a level 5 Stone Ogre
In the decaying forest, what were Stone Ogres?Stone Ogres were the most terrible of the 3 types of monsters that took the first level of this dungeon, the decaying forest as their home.The Green Goblins were the weakest, their main weaknesses being their vulnerable skin and weak strength.It was why they hurdled together in the biggest packs.The Undead Trees had tough hides but this was undone by their blatant weakness to fire. With fire, they become vulnerable.As for the Stone Ogres though, they were the real OGs of the decaying forest.They had stone skin as tough as nails. They were slow, but their impenetrable defense more than made up for it.They were literal tanks.Of the 3 types of monsters in the decaying forest, the Stone Ogres were the only types brave enough to move alone around this forest, even the lower-leveled ones. They were scared of no one.In a way, they were the apex predators of the decaying forest.And right now, Clinton was now hiding in the lair of one of
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Chapter 31: Rampage of a Vampire!
Beep!***{You have killed a level 3 Green Goblin!}{You gained 0 XP!}…{You have killed a level 3 Green Goblin!}{You gained 0 XP!}…{You have killed a level 3 Green Goblin!}{You gained 0 XP!}…{You have killed a level 4 Green Goblin!}{You gained 0 XP!}…{You have triggered passive skill: Vampire!}{You have sucked +1.3 health points!}{HP: 2.9/7}***Due to his higher level than the monsters that he went after, Clinton’s efficiency in regaining his health points was expectedly slow but he was not deterred by this fact.The higher leveled he was from a monster, the less health points he could suck from killing it.But this only motivated him to kill even faster with more ruthless intent.Clinton went back to the world of light with only a fraction of his total crafted weapons. Though he carried the best of the best with him there, he still had a stockpile of weapons in his safehouses under a mound of sand.After losing his best weapons, he now set his sight on the reserve.Rush
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Chapter 30: I will live!
“He’s still alive”.“He’s there”.Clinton raised his head and saw… humans.He raised his head right in time to notice one of the more overenthusiastic humans reveal his head past the boundary of the world of light into the slope, into the boundary of the decaying forest only to be affected by a strange dark power.This power seemed to have rotting properties.“Ahhh!”The young human who seemed inexperienced immediately grabbed his face in horror as the other humans reacted.“You fool, stand still!”Clinton recognized that human. It was the lady among the first 3 humans he met in this world that was a mage.Raising her staff up, she spoke a word as green light left her staff, coalescing on the face of the other human as the strange dark power was expelled.His skin that also started being eroded by the dark power was healed.‘Healing magic’. Clinton deduced immediately. ‘But why?’Thinking deeper into it, he understood. ‘Humans are not allowed in the world of darkness?’He was puzzled
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Chapter 29: Reconciliation
Clinton was subjected to the greatest reality check of his 18 years of existence.For the first time in his life, he was made to understand that he was nobody.For the first time in his life, he was made to understand where he stood in the grand scheme of things.He was made to understand that he was just a cog in the grand wheel of existence, a cog that could be rejected and discarded at wheel.For the first time in his life, he felt ugly.For the first time in his life, he understood rejection.All these were things and emotions that Clinton had never experienced in his 18 years of existence before now and as expected, experiencing it was draining.“Uhh,” Clinton groaned as his hollow eyes looked at the gloomy skies of this forest. “Now would be a good time to end it all, right?”As soon as he muttered that, he let the seed of thought generate in his head, watered by his emotions as it blossomed into a sapling and then a big tree.The idea of committing suicide was getting more prom
