‘Tolu started it all,’ Eric said. ‘He met this guy from the UK online. Tolu was posing as a merchant from Nigeria selling Tin. This guy fell for Tolu’s gimmick and wanted to be part of it. He asked for samples and Tolu sent some to him. The guy got the sample, confirmed that it was the right quality and they struck a deal for him to buy a container load. He was meant to pay a third of the money last week, but he mailed and said there was a change in the plan: he was coming to Nigeria to see Tolu and to verify the quantity and quality before it’s shipped out.’
Eric paused. ‘Tolu tried to dissuade him, promising to send more samples. But the man insisted on coming. Tolu told him it wasn’t safe to come because of the high incidence of foreigner’s kidnapping, but the man was adamant and insisted to come or the deal was off. That’s when Tolu came to me with the problem, saying he was cutting off all communications with the guy and abandoning the deal. But I saw the opportunity and I told Tolu to let the man come; we will kidnap him and his relatives will pay a ransom before we release him.’
Eric paused again to catch his breath and probably to give me the time to absorb what he said. I nodded to him to go on.
‘So, Tolu got to him and asked him to come,’ he said. ‘That decision was taken two weeks ago, and the white guy will be arriving in two days’ time.’ He smiled broadly. ‘So the plan has changed from scamming to kidnapping and that’s the whole story.’
I sat quietly for a couple of seconds, turning over what I have heard. Eric and Tolu left me to my thoughts. ‘Why did you bring me into it?’ I asked. ‘It’s a simple plan; the two of you can execute it without getting me involved.’
Eric smiled. ‘You have an analytical mind, that’s why I am bringing you in. We need someone with the brain to map out a foolproof plan to achieve success. You play chess and you read all those Ludlum and James Hadley Chase’s books back in school. If there is any fault in our plan, you are likely to pick it out.’
‘Those are novels,’ I protested, waving my hands in the air. ‘This is real life we are talking about. I don’t have any experience in...in...kidnapping. This is real life with real policemen, real guns and real jails.’
‘I know,’ Eric said. ‘But you were the first person to pop into my mind and I am sure your contribution will help us to succeed. Tolu and I have agreed to share what we make into three equal parts. No one takes more than the other. It doesn’t matter who came up with the idea or who executes it; the important thing is to succeed and not to get caught.’
I wasn’t confident of my abilities as Eric seemed to be. I had read tons of novels—crime and mystery alike—and I played chess in the state competitions, but fiction and games are the dreams of real life and if kidnapping is not real life then Adolf Hitler’s mom was a monkey.
I sighed. ‘Have you considered whether this is a set up? That the white guy knows you are scamming him and had set up the authorities to nap you?’
‘I doubt it,’ Tolu said quickly. ‘I have experience with these people. I am able to pick out the ones who pretended to go along with you but end up reporting to the authorities. This guy is real; I can tell you that. He is not up to anything fishy. He is just being cautious. But he is not the type to tell the authorities what’s going on.’
I was shaking my head before he finished speaking. ’Your hunch is no guarantee that the guy won’t talk to the authorities. A hunch is not good enough. In chess, as in battles, the person who plans better wins. You must plan and follow the plan instead of relying on a hunch. No offence intended, though.’
‘None taken,’ Tolu said. ‘But I know what I am talking about; I can tell one victim from the other just by the way we communicate. You either learn this skill or the first scam you start will land you in jail.’
I shook my head again. ‘Tolu, I am sorry; we can’t rely on your hunch. We have to do better than that.’
‘What do we do?’ Eric asked.
‘I don’t know,’ I replied. ‘Can I see the email’s exchanges? I might pick out one or two things from them, who knows?’
‘Sure,’ Tolu said. ‘I can give you my password to check online or I will d******d the emails for you.’
‘Okay,’ I said. ‘So let’s suppose this guy comes into the country next tomorrow; what’s the plan?’
‘We will use Tolu’s car to pick him from the airport,’ Eric said. ‘We will take him to a hideout on Lagos—Ibadan Expressway. There is an old, abandoned factory there. We will hide there until the ransom is paid. Then we will take him close to the expressway and leave him there. He will be able to get to the road from there. That’s it.’
I stared at his face for seconds. ‘This plan is too simple,’ I said. ‘Have you thought about the airport cameras and the police on the road? What if they stopped the car? And what do you tell the white guy you are taking him to?’ I turned to Tolu. ‘Did you tell him you are taking him out of Lagos?’
Tolu shook his head. ‘We are meeting here. I told him my warehouse is here in Lagos.’
‘So how are you going to take him out of Lagos?’ I asked. ‘What would you tell him or the police on the way?’
‘We could gag him,’ Tolu said. ‘Immobilize him and put him in the booth.’
‘Okay,’ I said patiently. ‘How and where do you do that? Don’t forget he is a white guy and that means he will be as visible as an MTN billboard. Where will you immobilize him? Inside the airport?’
I stared at them, amazed at their naiveté. Now I understood why Eric had invited me into this plan—there was no plan on ground! I thought about backing out of the whole thing at that moment, but the thought of going back to Jos empty handed came to mind. Mom will still be unsmiling and the doctor will take away...
‘For this to work,’ I said, dragging my mind away from my thoughts. ‘We need three plans—plans A, B and C. And we have to examine each plan as closely as possible and for at least five days. Looking at each plan everyday will reveal its flaws and we can make adjustments to correct the flaws.’
Eric and Tolu nodded like school children finally getting the point.
‘Help me with a paper,’ I said with renewed urgency. ‘It’s better to think on paper. That’s one thing chess teaches you to do—think in an abstract way and also think on the board.’
We didn’t have five days to perfect the plan—the white man will arrive in two days’ time.
I sighed and shook my head. Two days will have to do, I guess.
Tolu bought moi moi and bread for lunch at the café by the beach that afternoon. We stuffed ourselves with it and drank lots of water. Tolu left after the meal, saying he had to return his uncle’s car before he gets home after the day’s work. ‘What’s with him?’ I asked Eric when we returned to the room. ‘Why is he into this? Didn’t you say his uncle is rich or something? Why is he scamming people?’ ‘He wants to go to England,’ Eric said. ‘His uncle is rich alright, but he is as stingy as a needle with a short thread. All his children are abroad but he has refused to send Tolu there, saying he didn’t have the money to do it. I think he wants Tolu to remain here so he could keep running errands and do the house chores.’ ‘What about his wife?’ ‘She lives in New York. She comes once a year. Tolu’s uncle goes to see her most of the time.’ ‘So they don’t want Tolu to go there?’ Eric chuckled. ‘You know how rich people are; their children can have all the advantages in life but other c
I didn’t sleep a wink that night. Tolu had returned briefly around eight that evening and gave me his laptop, with a folder containing the printed email exchanges he had with the white guy. ‘I hope you find some clues there,’ he said, moving toward the door. ‘But the guy is not after us or working with the police. He is probably one of the most gullible people I have tried to swindle.’ ‘I hope you are right,’ I said, opening the laptop. ‘I am,’ he said. ‘It’s a gift I have; otherwise, I would have been caught by now.’ He scratched his elbow. ‘I am off to a cousin’s birthday party in Surelere. Want to come?’ Eric and I shook our head in unison. ‘Alright, see you guys tomorrow,’ he said and opened the door. ‘Tolu?’ Eric said. Tolu turned. ‘Yes?’ ‘Don’t get drunk and tell stories.’ Tolu smiled and raised his two fingers to make the peace sign. ‘I won’t. See you later.’ And he walked out of the door. ‘He must be brave,’ I said. ‘We are going to kidnap someone in two days’ time a
Tolu came around eleven that morning and the three of us went over the plan again. Eric and Tolu thought the plan was flawless and they both gave me a hi-five at the end of my presentation. But a nagging unease lingered in my mind; I couldn’t place my hand on what was wrong, but it was there—teasing me, warning me.‘Dominic James is your scammer name?’ I asked Tolu. ‘I saw it in the email.’He smiled. ‘Yeah; that’s the name Mr. Potter knows me with. Don’t call me Tolu in his presence or he will know we are up to something.’I nodded. ‘Is that the name you use in all your scams?’‘No!’ he said. ‘You use a different name and email for every scam. That way no one can keep track of you.’ He smiled and looked fifty times more handsome. ‘Once you are done, dump the name and the email.’‘How do you keep track of all the names?’ Eric asked.‘That’s easy,’ Tolu said. ‘You read the previous conversations so you can remember what your name was.’Eric smacked his hands together. ‘You guys are sma
Two events came up that evening and complicated our plans and threw it in jeopardy. Eric’s phone rang at about eleven that night.‘Tolu,’ Eric said into the phone. ‘What’s up?’He listened.My heart began to beat faster and I felt something had gone wrong. Did Tolu have an accident? Was his uncle taking the car from him and it won’t be available tomorrow?‘What are you saying, Tolu?’ Eric said, his voice rising. ‘Are you saying you won’t be able to come?’I swallowed. My heart galloped faster and I sat on the bed.Eric listened to Tolu’s reply and I waited for him to make a reply to give me a clue on what’s going on. ‘Tolu, don’t kill this plan,’ Eric said. ‘Did you hear me? Don’t kill this plan! The target is coming tomorrow, what do you want us to do now that you are coming up with this? What in the world—’He listened some more and my heart ran faster.‘Tolu,’ Eric said at last. ‘This is unacceptable. Find another malarial drug and take. Take ten tablets if you have to, but get we
‘Don’t come to my house without telling me,’ Eric said, taking a space on the settee.‘Oh, stop it, Erico,’ Maria said. Her voice was like a thunder in the quiet night and I had a feeling she was waiting for Eric to open his mouth. ‘Do you think I wanted to come and stay in this stuffy room if my uncle was in town?’‘Don’t shout in my house,’ Eric retorted. ‘I am a responsible person; don’t make my neighbors think I am not.’Maria laughed, waved her phone at Eric as if he was a clown whose act had backfired. ‘This is not a house; this is a room. A room; a stuffy, little, poor man’s room; that’s all it is.’Eric got up and walked to the edge of the bed. ‘Get out of my house...my room. Get out or I will throw you out.’‘Eric,’ I said. ‘Take it easy. Take it easy.’Eric turned to me, eyes blazing with naked fury. ‘Stay out of this, Paul. You don’t know her; she is a trouble maker. She is the devil’s sister, that’s who she is.’Maria tilted her head and gave a loud, unperturbed laugh. ‘Yo
Eric snatched the sheet out of Maria’s hand.‘What are you doing?’ he asked. ‘Keep your claws away from my things if you want to sleep in this room.’Maria stood up. ‘Erico, who’s the target? Who are you picking up tomorrow at the airport by four P.M? And where are you getting a hundred thousand pounds from?’Cold shivers avalanched from my head and spread down to my toes. Eric had, in his excitement, written the figure of the ransom on the top of the sheet the previous day. He said it will keep us focus and enthusiastic, and it did. Just seeing the bold figures and calculating it in naira equivalent sent one’s heart running. Not even a long-sighted person could have missed it and it was clear Maria wasn’t long sighted.‘It’s none of your business,’ Eric retorted, glaring down at her. ‘And shut your trap before I shut it up for you. Keep your hand from my things.’He stood over her like Goliath over David, but she faced him equally, unafraid.‘Erico,’ she said, her voice low but fier
We took the bus by around ten the next morning from Alpha Beach junction to Ojota where Tolu stays. We dropped at the bus stop and trekked the remaining distance to the house. Maria walked beside me with a flutter of excitement in her steps as if she had forgotten the quarrel she had with Eric before we left the house. Eric had suggested she wait in the house while we see Tolu to decide what to do next. Maria had refused this suggestion and had threatened to go to the police station right away if she was not allowed to come along. She pointed out, rather wisely, that it will be better to get to the airport from Tolu’s house instead of going back to the Island to pick her up.‘Besides,’ she had argued. ‘It’s not that I am bedridden or something. I can walk to Tolu’s house if that’s what it takes. But for sure I am not staying here. I intend to earn my keep and no one can stop me except they want to know how the inside of a police station is.’They had argued further, going back and fo
We drove toward Ketu, took the bridge and turned toward Apapa expressway. We drove in silence, everyone, I was sure, was thinking about what we were about to do. The road was half empty by this time and Tolu stepped on the gas pedal and the car blasted toward Maryland. We took a left turn from the expressway and went over the Oshodi Bridge, and zoomed toward the airport.We reached Murtala Mohammed International Airport gates by 12:04 noon. Eric paid the toll and we drove in. We drove into the parking space and cruised around the lines of parked cars until we found a space at the extreme end of the park and Tolu brought the car to rest between the two white lines drawn on the floor. We sat for another minute in silence, hearing the humming and shrill of plane engines and the intermittent muffled loud speaker sounds associated with airports.Maria rummaged through the big bag on her lap and brought out a powder case, opened it and dapped at the surface with the brown handkerchief in he