Chapter 24
Author: BrassBadger
last update2022-08-12 18:01:29

Silently, with the reflexes of a desert tiger, the man pulled out a cell phone.

“Your father calls again, My Prince.”

Ali pushed the phone down, his eyes darting around. The executive lounger concierge peered over from his desk.

“Is this man a guest of yours?” The concierge asked.

“Yes! OK, yes, thank you!” Ali said, waving. He gave the suited man a pat on the arm.“Friend! OK, thank you!”

Satisfied, if confused, the concierge turned away and shuffled papers around on his desk.

Ali gave the man’s arm a squeeze. He slipped back into his native language and his voice took on a distinct, sharper tone. “What did I tell you about using my formal title here? Again, you have forgotten, Zadik!”

The man bowed. “I’m sorry! But please, my Prince—

Ali glared. “When we are abroad, we follow the customs of our host. We of House Zhabaiye are not savages, yes?”

A constipated look passed over Zadik’s face. “My deepest apologies… bro.”

“See, that was not so bad!” Ali beamed. “With some practice, I t
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