Fake Regressor Apocalypse

Promise with Amanda

Girls take way too long to get ready, regardless of the situation or setting, while we males, need just five minutes to get ready, like any other normal person should.

And I am sure that many men would relate to my current predicament.

"How much time would you need to get dressed, Sylvia?"

"Just 10 minutes, not much." From the kitchen, Sylvia shouted.

"But you haven't even showered."

"I mean, um, 30 minutes,"

My eyebrows twiched at that shameless lie, since when did this girl got so shameless.

Despite her assurances that she will be ready in 30 minutes, I knew it would take at least an hour and a half for her to get ready.

taking a bath, deciding on the dress, donning it, doing makeup, and everything else.

Who could claim that this girl once used to dress up like a boy, had boy-cut hair, and didn't wear a drop of makeup on her face.

Time has indeed changed.

"Oh dear lord, where is my innocent Sylvia."

"Did you say anything?"

Sylvia walked out of the kitchen while rubbing her wet hands