Fun Online

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Dyatlov Bear (level: 2)

Experience: 120/2000

Money: 250 copper

HP (health points): 20/20

MP (mana points): 20/20

SHU (mustache scale): 100%

It's good that the level completely restores the status. In addition, the HP has doubled.

I examined the clearing, walked and collected the carcasses. Which ones were better preserved went into burdock leaves, and then into an apothecary's bag, but the dissected ones ended up in empty inventory slots.

It seems to be everything.

The downside was that those perverted mice tore my pretty burdock skirt.

I was afraid to log out before collecting trophies, but now I logged out of the game and went to eat.

If I run into a new flock with these creatures, especially poisonous ones, then I'm a khan. A little quieter during the day.

I didn't see a single woodpecker at all that night. It is possible that this is due to the aggressiveness of saber-toothed jerboas.

While I watched Murzik look sadly at the standard food allowance for cats, I chewed on a cucumber.

Kotyara turned to me and approached me, placing his well-fed front paws with pressure on my knee.

- Come on, on! I gave him half a cucumber. He looked at me like I was an idiot, then turned around and walked towards my parents' bedroom.

But I didn't pay attention to it. While he was making tea, out of the corner of his eye he noticed how Murzik returned, pressed a cucumber with his paw and began to gnaw off a piece of it.

Tiger, damn it.

It’s good that there, in the forest, there were jerboas against me. I would not have raised a scythe on a feline representative.

I stroked the plump one a little and went to the booth with the game again.

I was offline for about forty minutes, which is equal to four hours in the game.

It was already light. I walked across the field again.

To my surprise, I found two more carcasses of the first-level jerboa, which were pecked by woodpeckers.

But the main thing is:

You picked up a copper coin

You picked up a copper coin x2

You picked up a copper coin

You picked up a copper coin x3

I made a new burdock skirt and looked at the status.

Dyatlov Bear (level: 2)

Experience: 120/2000

Money: 257 copper

HP (health points): 20/20

MP (mana points): 20/20

SHU (mustache scale): 100%

Current Adventures:

Training (stage 3/3). The ultimate reward with *trainer Freud* Outfit campaign Path to revenge for Stalin

Inventory: map, scythe, old apothecary bag ( small ointment (x8), corpse of a saber-toothed jerboa (x14)), corpse of a saber-toothed jerboa (x7).

Clothing: careless burdock skirt.

Hmm, the epithet has changed for clothes, although from my point of view it is exactly the same.

Anyway:

“How good it is to eat mugs,” I said under my breath, then began to look at the skills.

I turned off titles, tasks and inventory in quick access. It was more convenient that way.

So now I looked at the titles and wondered. Two in one hunt.

On the forum, people whine that they are difficult to type.

The luckiest player has only 19 to level 53.

Class: Omnivore.

Titles:

first pissing (luck +10)

first witness (charisma x2)

Supreme diplomat (charisma x2)

two-believer (faith x2)

first tourist (speed x2)

first David (crit chance x3)

overcoming the order (speed x2)

The first David is a title that is awarded when defeating an opponent who is many times stronger than you.

Well, here I was reset by getting a class, and then all the opponents became high-level for me, so even a second-level saber-toothed jerboa brought me a title, which probably gave me more crits further.

Overcoming order - the heroic deed that you performed by defeating the enemy ten or more times stronger is amazing!

Hmm, why so few? Is the "first tourist" comparable to such a feat? Even though I was really lucky.

For some reason, it didn’t work out very well with skills. For a long time I did not understand why there were four alerts, and there were only two more skills, but then it dawned on me when I saw:

Suicide (Passive, Normal, Level 2):

You are an idiot that does not appreciate life. But you will always find a way to die, even in a *no way* situation.

If you stand on the edge and choose life, then luck chooses you. In a critical state, luck grows by 10%.

The bottom line was added, and from a useless skill, it turned into a relatively profitable one.

Gunsmith Carpenter (Passive, Normal, Industrial, Level 2):

A skill that has not become a trade or profession. A hobby that allows you to create low quality wooden weapons.

The description has not changed, but the level has increased. Perhaps the use of a handle, like a pole, for some jerboas has influenced.

But the new skills were so-so, at first glance, but in total it surprised me a lot.

Mower (Passive, Normal, Level 1):

Allows you to effectively use the scythe as a weapon.

Class Skill (Reaper)

Executioner of the Strong ( passive, rare, lvl 1):

Your coach * Stalin * left you a gift. But do not rush to rejoice, this skill scares away civilians if your charisma is lower than theirs.

Increased critical strike chance on enemies that are stronger. The higher the level of the enemy, the higher the chance of a crit.

Depends: on luck, on strength, on aura, on reputation.

Requirement: title *First David* (will bring skill of rare rank), *David*.

Hmm, it's possible that each trainer gives a hidden skill.

The desire to kill the Bear region trainer immediately and abruptly became less attractive.

But, if I don’t quit the game and by this moment I can return to that region, then obviously I won’t refuse this action.

On the way to the home of trainer Freud, I was not distracted even by valuable mushrooms. Still no place.

However, at the same time I looked at the map of the area: suddenly I decide to return and walk here.

As I walked, I checked my mail.

Achievement: First David.

You are the first in the game who could get this title.

You get: free access for three months as a gift.

Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?

On duty, I declined the offer.

He did the same with the "overcoming the order."

I don't see the point in having a Hall of Fame game with the title of "First Piss". If they paid for it, then it would still be possible, but to be dishonored for free? Obviously not for me. Let nothing be lost from me, but there is no point in this.

Arguing on this topic, I approached the desired building.

I went in and it was crowded inside.

Five players at once in the same blue shorts, white t-shirts and red caps. Two girls and three guys.

I went in and stood in line, trying not to draw attention to myself as much as possible. I hope they accept me as an NPC. The coaches are often visited, according to the forum.

But I obviously did not go unnoticed: a girl with an avatar with a clear hint of belonging to immigrants from Africa looked at me for about thirty seconds. And then she started talking not too quietly about me with a friend with a standard Caucasian female avatar:

- Jelly, turn around, someone else has come in here.

It's a bot, don't mind it.

– Right? He is one on one with Schizonik. Although yes, the clothes are in the local perverted fashion, just not with feathers.

- Schizonic? The girl quickly turned around, as if something had dawned on her, but immediately turned away in disappointment, examining me. - No. He was lower and not swung. This is a parody or just a similar bot. Not worth attention. Nondescript Eastern European.

Then she took a step forward a little and shouted into the ear of the tall negro:

- Baba, don't waste time, got a task - go and do it!

- Jelly, enough tantrums. I'm asking about business. He says that I should go and make weapons from wood in the forest. I don't understand.

- A bow, a stick, a pole ... a lot of options. Just go out and wait for the others. We are still a guild. Does it make sense for you to ask something?

- Yes, Jelly.

Then everyone quietly received assignments from the coach and left the premises, except for the one who seemed to be the main one in the company.

She followed me, but I could not do anything, as Freud turned to me:

- Well, congratulations, you can start a new task: Campaign for equipment. I'll tell you who to go to. In a letter of recommendation, I will ask that you be given an appropriate discount on any three subjects of your choice.

Congratulations! *Training* questline completed.

Received item *discount letter*. Received the location of the starting point for the task *Hunt for equipment*.

The "equipment trip" is a little different from training. It can only be started at the NPC, which becomes known after talking with the trainer. However, at the same time, another player can prompt him and the task will be counted.

In some regions, the trainer recommends the necessary NPS before combat training.

No idea how things are in the Bear region. This somehow did not bother me until the moment when I took away Stalin's hatchet and went into the dungeon.

So, not surprisingly, at the moment when I confirmed the fact of my being a player, I had a problem:

“You, show me the NPC for the hike,” Jelly said as soon as I left the house.

Although I only saw her as an avatar, an unpleasant feeling of embarrassing petrification gripped me for no apparent reason. I went offline.

What an unpleasant look the girl had the second she realized that I had run away.

***

There was a lot to do in real life. Firstly, cleaning, secondly, sleep, thirdly, laundry. And then back to work.

My sleep pattern has become somewhat strange. Or is it more correct to say that chaotic?

I managed to find time to exercise with dumbbells, otherwise it has been difficult with this lately.

I really didn't want to go back into the game, so I did whatever.

As a result, I did not enter the game for almost a day.

But as soon as I decided to do this, the lights went out in our house. They restored it quickly, in just six hours. It's good that I was automatically knocked offline.

I have studied forums and blogs about the game. To my surprise, descriptions of several hidden classes and one legendary appeared at once:

The Bloody Owl is a hidden class in the Owl region. Able to summon bloody monsters in the form of owls.

The Cat Thief is a hidden class in the Cat Region. It has a special secrecy and noiselessness.

The feline region is among the most poppy, no wonder such a valuable class was found there. But in the description there were no resets for these characters, that one, that the second did not fall below their levels in the region of the forties. Maybe dropped a couple of ranks.

But the legendary “zeroed out”, and because of this, a srach flared up.

King (Level 72, Knight, Walrus Region) became King (Level 17, *Private Information*, Walrus Region)

Didn't he even level 1? It is possible that there are some criteria. What I understood by zeroing may just be a fall a few levels, since I was only at the second, now I don’t recognize it.

But all three are active streamers, so over time the essence of their classes will be revealed.

But personally, I'm interested, like most, King. However, no one has seen him since then, tracked him down the hall of fame. Titles are not reset with reputation.

For the sake of interest, I drove "Schizonic". Characters with this nickname turned out to be more than a hundred pages of twenty profiles.

Horror something what. But in the search it gives out only those who received a class and changed the starting random nickname to their own.

But most importantly, I found out that both owners of the hidden classes showed the real appearance with a correction for the character. They are bloggers who often flash on specialized resources. So far, it doesn't say anything. They could just choose a similar avatar.

Just for the sake of interest, I walked around the group of the faculty and the course.

It's funny, but from the chat, once created by Yana, they turned me, but my fake is not.

I have had two SIM cards since high school. For one simple reason: a page for parents and my own, real.

Although the father most likely guessed this, since then contracts with a communication provider were drawn up for him.

I know for sure that Veronica also has two SIM cards, and one, it seems, was already issued to me. One card was for the phone, the second for the tablet, which I gave her two years ago. Damn, I digress.

In general, due to the fake that I had for myself, I stayed in the chat.

But there was nothing interesting there. Discussion of those term papers, who are going to the magistracy, who will remain a bachelor, and so on. And the boys here almost unsubscribed.

It's funny all the same, that our faculty attracts those who want to become designers, and turns naive girls with a diploma into teachers for the school.

In total, in one course we have several groups with a specialization: design, entrepreneurship, technology, and the mysterious RAS as a bonus.

There are four groups in total. The design is for girls only.

Technology and entrepreneurship are mixed, almost all the guys are there.

RASH (Robotics and Automation of Schools) was nominally. I and two girls were the only ones in this direction, but in fact the only difference from the others was that there was no bachelor's degree. And that's it. Otherwise, everything is the same as for technologists with some differences during the internship.

However, RAS was already more numerous among junior students. But not the point.

The bottom line is that from the small chat of the group for four, Yana did not drive me away, since she did not have access. I was listed here, but I don't think I've ever written.

Alexandra Prazhskaya (Shura) was in charge here. The second was her friend Oksana Polk (X). And the third is a girl who appeared exclusively during the session, Inga Orlova (Inga).

To my surprise there was something to read.

Shura:

Yana is stupid. Her dog made Rush a purely woman's kingdom.

X:

- Inga, are you here at all? Answer privately.

Inga (after 3 days):

- I'm busy. What happened?

Shura:

- Check your face.

X:

- Read the note.

Inga:

I'll answer both right away. Understood. Didn't know about academic leave. I'll arrange it too.

Shura:

- Stop! Rush and so threaten to cover up! If the group is less than 3, then for sure!

Inga:

- I switched to a new game, it takes a lot of time. Last year, I raised quite a bit of money through the black market. But you need a good start.

X:

- Ugh, Shura, let's go to the design, everyone threw us.

Shura (after 2 days):

- Rush closed. Ugh on your silent profiles, I will also go to academic. Two stripes, man.

X:

– Bitches! You bastards, they threw it.

Well, then Oksana's nurses are there, Inga left the chat, and I remained silent.

There is a chance, if I recover, then there may be acquaintances. Let them cause me embarrassment and petrification.

On the other hand, these three were relatively smarter than most of the course, so there was a lot to talk about with them. But I was not particularly good at maintaining a dialogue with them. After all, they are also lovely young girls, even though I have never seen them with makeup.

Although I’m lying, Alexandra Prazhskaya in her third year appeared a couple of times in combat makeup, and after class a senior student was waiting for her with a bouquet of roses.

The words about the black market from Inga interested me, but I did not dare to hit her in a personal. But I remembered.

***

When the power came back, I quickly cooked the defrosted food and finally got into the game.

What can I say.

Predictably, no one was waiting for me here.

In my opinion, more than two weeks have passed in the game, so the five beginners should have already completed all the quests in the starting village with the participation of the trainer.

I checked before entering, there are no newcomers in the region (woodpeckers region: 6).

And they certainly should not wait for an eccentric in mugs.

But I thought so exactly until the moment I went into the city.

The number of perverts has increased. In the middle of the street stood five people in clouds of censorship.

And the moment I saw them, they noticed me.

I don’t know why, but I started from them as if I saw a flock of dinosaurs.

I ran into the field, went around part of the city through the forest and ran to where the bazaar was.

- This is destiny! - I said to myself and went to sell the carcasses of small jerboas.

Three NPC merchants were already there, I approached the woman with brushwood and gave her a burdock with two jerboas.

- Hello. This is a small present for you. If you can, tell me their price, I asked.

- Sabretooths cost 3 copper per level. Bosses and above are evaluated separately. They buy them as food for woodpeckers. The higher the level of meat, the more useful and higher the chance to raise the rank of your pet.

“I see, thank you,” I replied, and turning around, I saw a clearly unkind look from the worm dealer.