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When I returned to the game, I found that everyone, except Jelly, had lost their burdock skirts, and my batons were also missing.- I understand that you bought a weapon and tried to kill the monsters yourself? I asked.“Yeah, there was nothing to do anyway,” one of the Americans answered with a simple smile. - But for three trips they didn’t catch up with any of the saber-toothed, and then night fell.- Clearly, at least something from the purchased remains? It should, I asked. The plans were for them to be armed.“I have everything in place, I didn’t go with them,” Jelly answered, and took out three arrowheads and a couple of spools of fishing line. - I bought for all 20 copper something that can be used for onions.“Understood, how about you?”“About zeros, nothing after four deaths,” Tanya answered. The rest of the trio nodded.Did you return to them at night? I didn't believe in their stupidity.- We're pissed off. So they tried to single out someone and beat them with a group of
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We had to wait ten minutes.The owner of the inn, Lou, returned to me, and next to him, a girl with a carefree face trotted about.- Here, this man rented a room in a warehouse. Escort and hand over the keys,” he told her. Then the female NPC went to the innkeeper to talk about something. Then something came to my interlocutor. - I'm Lou, and who are you, young man?“I am Dyatlov Mishka,” I answered.- That's how we met. This girl is a waitress at a local tavern. I say right away, don’t look at her sweet and rustic face, she was trained by Freud. Don't fall for tricks. Just take the keys and put things in the vault.- Understood.Don't even ask for a name.- Understood.- I'm serious. So far, she's innocent, but because of the influence of her class, she almost kidnapped a drunken guest yesterday. I don't know what she was going to do, but beware.- Understood. Goodbye.In a week I will gladly buy new mushrooms. But not before.Then the girl went to the door and left. I followed her.
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I went to the market and bought Stretcher (3/3 durability) for 5 copper.By my reckoning, this should save us a lot of time to move the booty, if they do not fall apart before the mayor's house.Americans were harnessed to the stretcher, and we went first to coach Freud, and then with letters about a discount to the head of the city.By some miracle, Tanya did not lose her letter received earlier after her death. Either she just got off with mugs and a stick, or this item has a low chance of loss.When we got to our destination, I said:- As we agreed, you will choose the subjects, and I will help you with the implementation. But each of you must give me one artifact. It doesn't matter which one, but not from stacks. The one with one or two of everything. I will give carcasses for this product. Worst case, I have more.“Yes, you have already heard, you are not stupid, lead on,” Jeli grumbled grumpily. - You got your scythe, shoes and black robe here?I lied:- Yeah.“I thought they we
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Dyatlov Bear (level: 2)Experience: 0/2000Money: 12 copperHP (health points): 20/20MP (mana points): 20/20SHU (mustache scale): 100%While the red line, which meant "fire trap", went out, I ate the cookies one by one.I looked in the inventory: there were three potions of healing and purity left, one ointment and a couple of cookies. There was also an antitoxin and an inferno scroll.But it would be foolish to use his own element against a clearly fiery rodent.It was also embarrassing that the amount of experience that I still did not accrue was 3200.Of course, I've been roaming the forums, reading about the effects of level differences and maximum experience for certain individuals, but not very eagerly. I was bored. It will be necessary now to catch up, because before I thought that jerboas simply cannot bring me more than 320 points.*kisha-shan-go*A fireball hit me!Does the jerboa cast spells? I thought the fire trap was just like the spell I saw in the video, but this fre
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When I got home, I thought that finishing work could make money. Obviously you can.I definitely like manual labor, but pedagogy ... no. I'm definitely leaning towards RASH. Just support with new learning process technologies.Yes.When I entered the apartment, I was greeted with a reproachful look and traces of a barbaric murder of what seemed to be the last pot of plants in the apartment. There were cacti in pallets, but this almost pound carcass named Murzik disdained them.Whether because they are planted with aloe, but he loves them, so obviously not.Whether because the pots were ceramic ... were, and the pallets were made of plastic. Maybe.Or maybe the whole point is that the last plants are fixed with screws to the wall and window sill? Well ... maybe, but the TV did not save it.“Yes, now I will pour you food,” I said, went into the kitchen and saw a new note.Why has Moore lost 212 grams since I left?Did you feed him at all, brother?If anything, I transferred to an extern
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Well, Freud's assignment didn't have a deadline, so I went into the woods, found some mushrooms, and took them to the tavern and drug store. And so several times, after which night fell, and I realized that I forgot to order a new scythe in the forge. Yes, there is a problem with shoes.I thought for a bit and left the game. You can skip this night.You need to eat, wash things, stroke Murzik for a change.***At dawn, according to the internal time of the game, I entered and continued to collect mushrooms.But my accumulation of copper ended at the moment when:“The drug store no longer needs woodpeckers. See you later,” the pharmacist said.“The marquis' cargo has been collected. While any mushrooms are not needed. And yes, Torah is looking for you,” said the owner of both taverns in the city of Lu.My accumulation of potions was sufficient, but copper does not happen much.I went to the vault and took all the cash, after which I went to the forge.But halfway through, it dawned on
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I sat with a bag or something similar on my head and listened to the dialogue.So how are we going to share it? – asked, seems, Tora.- No way. We will force you to accept yourself into the group, and then life will show, - the answer from the shoe saleswoman followed melancholy.“But I want to do what girls are made for.– Children?– No, of course, there can be no children from immortals. And he is clearly one of them. You yourself saw that he disappeared after hitting the tree."Then what do you want from him?"- Are you serious? Hello, Soli, are you a complete woodpecker or did your father alcoholize your brain with alcohol? We need love from him. Lu-bo-ffff!I did not want to listen to them for a long time and bit off my tongue. It's very painful and disgusting.Attention! Bleeding! You will lose 5 HP per second.I was already preparing to wake up in the temple, when all of a sudden.– Ha-ah? Do not run away, wind of love ! - the voice of the Torah sounded, and the tongue again b
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While I was distracted by two seraphs from the snuffbox, I completely forgot about the game itself.In the meantime, the necessary time for the manufacture of the braid had to pass.It's just not clear with shoes. And it’s definitely not worth it to meddle against elemental mutants without acceleration.Dyatlov Bear (level: 2)Experience: 0/2000Money: 10 copperHP (health points): 20/20MP (mana points): 20/20SHU (mustache scale): 99%Class: Omnivore.Titles:first pissing (luck +10)first witness (charisma x2)Supreme diplomat (charisma x2)Ultimate dual faith (faith x3)first tourist (speed x2)Ultimate First David (crit chance x4)Ultimate overcoming order (speed x3)*Title will be activated after completing the task*Heretic Killer (Faith x2)Immortal Inquisitor (damage against players +30%)Ultimate Catalyst (charisma x3)Ultimate Demigod Target (Perception x3)Current Adventures:Pest Extermination (2 nights left / 13 days left) Freud is hungry for knowledge... The path to rev