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I went to the market and bought Stretcher (3/3 durability) for 5 copper.By my reckoning, this should save us a lot of time to move the booty, if they do not fall apart before the mayor's house.Americans were harnessed to the stretcher, and we went first to coach Freud, and then with letters about a discount to the head of the city.By some miracle, Tanya did not lose her letter received earlier after her death. Either she just got off with mugs and a stick, or this item has a low chance of loss.When we got to our destination, I said:- As we agreed, you will choose the subjects, and I will help you with the implementation. But each of you must give me one artifact. It doesn't matter which one, but not from stacks. The one with one or two of everything. I will give carcasses for this product. Worst case, I have more.“Yes, you have already heard, you are not stupid, lead on,” Jeli grumbled grumpily. - You got your scythe, shoes and black robe here?I lied:- Yeah.“I thought they we
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Dyatlov Bear (level: 2)Experience: 0/2000Money: 12 copperHP (health points): 20/20MP (mana points): 20/20SHU (mustache scale): 100%While the red line, which meant "fire trap", went out, I ate the cookies one by one.I looked in the inventory: there were three potions of healing and purity left, one ointment and a couple of cookies. There was also an antitoxin and an inferno scroll.But it would be foolish to use his own element against a clearly fiery rodent.It was also embarrassing that the amount of experience that I still did not accrue was 3200.Of course, I've been roaming the forums, reading about the effects of level differences and maximum experience for certain individuals, but not very eagerly. I was bored. It will be necessary now to catch up, because before I thought that jerboas simply cannot bring me more than 320 points.*kisha-shan-go*A fireball hit me!Does the jerboa cast spells? I thought the fire trap was just like the spell I saw in the video, but this fre
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When I got home, I thought that finishing work could make money. Obviously you can.I definitely like manual labor, but pedagogy ... no. I'm definitely leaning towards RASH. Just support with new learning process technologies.Yes.When I entered the apartment, I was greeted with a reproachful look and traces of a barbaric murder of what seemed to be the last pot of plants in the apartment. There were cacti in pallets, but this almost pound carcass named Murzik disdained them.Whether because they are planted with aloe, but he loves them, so obviously not.Whether because the pots were ceramic ... were, and the pallets were made of plastic. Maybe.Or maybe the whole point is that the last plants are fixed with screws to the wall and window sill? Well ... maybe, but the TV did not save it.“Yes, now I will pour you food,” I said, went into the kitchen and saw a new note.Why has Moore lost 212 grams since I left?Did you feed him at all, brother?If anything, I transferred to an extern
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Well, Freud's assignment didn't have a deadline, so I went into the woods, found some mushrooms, and took them to the tavern and drug store. And so several times, after which night fell, and I realized that I forgot to order a new scythe in the forge. Yes, there is a problem with shoes.I thought for a bit and left the game. You can skip this night.You need to eat, wash things, stroke Murzik for a change.***At dawn, according to the internal time of the game, I entered and continued to collect mushrooms.But my accumulation of copper ended at the moment when:“The drug store no longer needs woodpeckers. See you later,” the pharmacist said.“The marquis' cargo has been collected. While any mushrooms are not needed. And yes, Torah is looking for you,” said the owner of both taverns in the city of Lu.My accumulation of potions was sufficient, but copper does not happen much.I went to the vault and took all the cash, after which I went to the forge.But halfway through, it dawned on
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I sat with a bag or something similar on my head and listened to the dialogue.So how are we going to share it? – asked, seems, Tora.- No way. We will force you to accept yourself into the group, and then life will show, - the answer from the shoe saleswoman followed melancholy.“But I want to do what girls are made for.– Children?– No, of course, there can be no children from immortals. And he is clearly one of them. You yourself saw that he disappeared after hitting the tree."Then what do you want from him?"- Are you serious? Hello, Soli, are you a complete woodpecker or did your father alcoholize your brain with alcohol? We need love from him. Lu-bo-ffff!I did not want to listen to them for a long time and bit off my tongue. It's very painful and disgusting.Attention! Bleeding! You will lose 5 HP per second.I was already preparing to wake up in the temple, when all of a sudden.– Ha-ah? Do not run away, wind of love ! - the voice of the Torah sounded, and the tongue again b
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While I was distracted by two seraphs from the snuffbox, I completely forgot about the game itself.In the meantime, the necessary time for the manufacture of the braid had to pass.It's just not clear with shoes. And it’s definitely not worth it to meddle against elemental mutants without acceleration.Dyatlov Bear (level: 2)Experience: 0/2000Money: 10 copperHP (health points): 20/20MP (mana points): 20/20SHU (mustache scale): 99%Class: Omnivore.Titles:first pissing (luck +10)first witness (charisma x2)Supreme diplomat (charisma x2)Ultimate dual faith (faith x3)first tourist (speed x2)Ultimate First David (crit chance x4)Ultimate overcoming order (speed x3)*Title will be activated after completing the task*Heretic Killer (Faith x2)Immortal Inquisitor (damage against players +30%)Ultimate Catalyst (charisma x3)Ultimate Demigod Target (Perception x3)Current Adventures:Pest Extermination (2 nights left / 13 days left) Freud is hungry for knowledge... The path to rev
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I went to the hardware store and asked:- Hello, do you have something for your feet. Socks there, stockings, leggings?“No, just that,” the saleswoman answered and pointed to the window.There were mysterious white patches lying there.Soldier footcloth:Defense: +1Durability: 50/50Price: 3 copperPeasant footcloth:Defense: +1Durability: 30/30Price: 2 copper- I'll have a couple of peasant ones. And show me how to put them on, I asked.- I do not know. I never wore it, I can’t even advise what to do with them, - the saleswoman answered.I said goodbye and left, after which I quickly logged out and opened the videos.People very quickly put on these flaps, somehow wrapped them around the feet.Do not care, we will act on motives.I returned to the game, went to the forge and started experiments near it. It seems to have turned out similar to what was in the videos.At that moment, the forge door kicked open and a giant stepped out. He looked around the street, first walked over m
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The quartet continued to play cards.With me, the mother of the twins stopped cheating.And I sat on the sidelines and used the accelerated time in the game for reflection. Then it hit me. I took out the Ancient Sickle and placed it on the table.What can you say about this subject? I asked, looking around at the NPC.“This is a bad knife,” Tora said, saw my surprise and clarified for some reason, “for cheese?” Mushrooms?- Yes, clearly. Do you have any ideas, Soli and Dolly? I turned to digital copies of Aistova.“Sickle,” the girl with the scythe said a little uncertainly.“Rusty,” the short-haired woman said unequivocally.“And I won’t interfere in your adventures, but I’ll give you a hint: sometimes the obvious is secret,” said the parent of the two previous speakers.- It's clear. In any case, thanks for the help, I thanked.- Wait, if anything, my husband will need materials from jerboas. You can bring, we will buy at a price slightly lower than recommended by the head of the ci
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Olga Olegovna followed the long underground corridor in pursuit of her mother.Anna Korolek confidently walked through the space with the same type of inscriptions on the doors: H1, H2 ... H132, H133 ...- Mom, is there a shorter way? Vika was left alone there, - after twenty minutes the youngest of the two white-haired ones could not stand it and clarified with her parent.- You yourself wanted to meet Polina.- Not to "meet", but to ask one question. I would have had enough of a phone conversation or even a dialogue of two chat messages: my question and her answer.- So you ask here. Polya is not leaving this place now. Or are you afraid of your sister again?- What do you mean again? I have always been afraid of her and will be afraid of her. She is a monster...“Stop talking about my daughter and your sister!- ... a revived virus, a delusional neural network, a sociopathic overmind ...Anna Korolek suddenly stopped, went up to her daughter, who was mumbling insults, and gave a sl
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Battlefield Summary:Players: 1Survivors: 1 of 1Monsters: 1439Surviving monsters: 0Calculating the reward sequence will take 09:23You can leave your current locationIt's good that there is a delay. I left dangerous territory at top speed, periodically renewing silent feathers.But it was not part of my plans to immediately calculate the profit. I manually dragged three bodies of shaman bosses, threw them into the vault, dumped almost all the loot there, after which I waited for the notifications, which merged into a nasty squeak, and, without reading them, rushed back.We need to see the lair of that demigod Frost! Urgently!When I returned, various trifles were already joyfully jumping around, but there were no specimens larger than advanced ones.I began to inspect the shelter, which began to melt without its owner. I went further, there was a huge hole going underground.In this place there were frozen figures of animals, people and saber-toothed. I dumped everything in bags
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I made an order to the alchemist for new scrolls, but there was enough in stock for a one-time hunt. After some thought, I decided not to save money, but to take everything with me. Including what he saved during the wolf raid: jewelry.Now we have to do our best. Hunting against the same monsters is pretty boring. And the Fenris, who in theory should be a little close to the overlords, were no longer so strong for me.True, wolves were less powerful monsters than saber-toothed jerboas, which was evident when comparing elemental and advanced individuals against the background of scouts from a wolf pack.Now I'm heading towards the forest.Suddenly, I received an achievement notification.Achievement: Ultimate First Godflight SlaughtererYou destroyed such a large number of representatives of the god pack that the gods argued for a long time: did you reach the truth in this matter or not? Answer: no.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of
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Let's move on to titles.Achievement: Ultimate First Region Legend!You were the first of the players to be able to inscribe yourself in the folklore and religious legends of your region, and also become a horror story for enemies!You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Outrageous First Legend of the Region!You have become known in distant lands.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Ultimate Heretic Slayer!Bear God: Wa-ha-ha! Do not stop!You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Ultimate Immortal Inquisitor!You have carried out the divine judgment.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add
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I did not speak to the sophist.He just silently summoned a skill that seemed to be created against him.- Hollow pain!(-4823)The enemy's armor was shattered!It would seem that the scroll class should not have armor, but this person was walking the path of a melee fighter with scroll bonuses.After taking damage, a cylindrical shield formed around him, resembling rolled paper.I started running around and using the fire projectile skill.(-553)(-656)(-509)(-677)"So you have magic?" What is your class? Elvis said and grinned. Then he added. – But now you will go to the temple, and your account will stop or even reset to zero. Scroll of Instant Death!Some large leather bundle flew at me, which unfolded in flight and turned into a black mouth.That's just health just sank by a hundred points.- Mm? - the enemy looked at me in surprise when he saw that I was undressing. - What are you going to do?- Scroll of Inferno! Scroll of Inferno! - for two artifacts, I killed the scroller w
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I quickly dealt with the last swordsman and the thief who appeared.It is a pity that the first one did not turn out to be a talker, but simply distracted me. Very successful, if not for the skill of forming shields from the aura.I quickly collected what fell out of this pile as a result of the action of the Redhead Slaughter skill, and went towards the storage.Right now, there was no overwhelming influence of the Wolf God over the city, so I was counting on being able to enter the building.But from time to time I had to engage in duels with mediocre opponents. Scout wolves, parodies of those who previously participated in the raid, but not a single acquaintance from the past urgent assignment.It was strange. But not too bad for me.As it turned out, I could see how many players died from my scythe and scrolls.Current Adventures:Execution of Monarch Monster ----- Path to Vengeance for Stalin Wolf Raid (Enemy Players Killed: 102) Party GatheringGiven the fact that a lot of playe
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After finishing with the benches, I left the game for the first time in a long time.I set up automatic sending of vital signs messages to my father, and also sent small reports to him via mail on the game server.I went to the mirror and examined myself.Yes, the fact that the luxury cabin uses the same system that cares for bedridden patients is a plus.In addition, I set it up so that it was not just an analogue of normal life, but a training load.I got a little stronger.“Now it’s clear how Dubblin is getting bigger and bigger,” I said.After that, I slowly did my exercises and took a shower. Some lethargy in the body was still present.Although the main reason to crawl out was that the day was a signal that "replacement will soon be required ...".The replacement of which was not specified, it was so clear.I called maintenance, who replaced the toilet tanks and took them for disposal. After that, I checked the presence of food, there was still decently left. But water had to be
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I continued to help the priest make a bunch of pews while learning how to change my skills.There were three new ones in total, if we exclude the one that returned:Insignificant villain ( passive, special, level 10):You attack the enemy's weak points. Even if it's not fair, you're going to win. Sparing neither women nor the sick.reputation (-10)Chance to hit a vital point (+32%)Ha, for my activities in the Forbidden Temple, my skill was returned to me. Interesting why? Because I didn't put the phantoms to rest?Should this skill be considered new? Unclear.Berry Adept (Passive, Special, Production, Level 1):A skill that has not become a trade or profession. But by collecting three more other species, you can master the *collector*.Now you know everything about berries from F -rarity to S -rarity.Herbalist (Passive, Special, Industrial, Level 1):A skill that has not become a trade or profession. But by collecting three more other species, you can master the *collector*.Now yo
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To summon Dolly, at times it was enough just to get a bag of coins outside the craftsmen's building or storage. This greedy NPC materialized near me almost instantly, even if before that she was on the other side of the town.So I was not surprised that as soon as I got a fat wallet in the temple, a voice immediately sounded near me:“Young man, I see that you still decided to come for guidance.“Yes, mister priest, I need magic-type skills,” I answered, looking up at the NPC that appeared.– Choose: money or very, very difficult tasks in the forbidden temple for at least three months?“You haven’t suggested a skill yet.- I won't offer. I will reward. I may be a clergyman, but as a magician I am much higher than you can imagine. But that's why I prefer money.- Can I have both a task and a paid skill? I decided to clarify.- Need. Money and money. And then somehow you go with your wives at your leisure and complete the task.Does that mean I don't have a choice?– For the glory of th
