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Gluing wallpaper with a width of 108 centimeters alone is not the best idea.But Theodosius tried to do it, trying to show off in front of the Hyena, and flew down from the scaffolding. Bottom line: emergency room, and I stayed to work with the boss's daughter.Now she was discussing this with Shlodey on the speaker phone:- Dad, I have a fresh manicure! I won't toil about it. Let Drozdov come tomorrow with the rest.– Agniya, will you pay for the downtime yourself?- Okay, I'm going.- Stop. No, let Mikhail paste over the future room with appliances. It's just small plain wallpaper.- Couldn't this have been offered before?- And before, daughter, there were two rams.- Dad, Drozdov hears you.- I'm not talking about him. It was not in front of him that Theodosius was showing off and flew down from the scaffolding like a swallow. That's it, lights out, they begin to let you into the meeting room.- All right, my bad. It was necessary not to let him in, - the girl hung up, looked at m
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If the suits were waiting, then the bags were a priority. So I put on the best possible clothes, put on brand new boots, took a scythe of three elements and stuffed everything with maximum potions and fat wallets.Hmm, seven bags just took up all the free space in the inventory in this situation. But this is with a scythe, which was not yet equipped and occupied two slots. Yes, and one of the fat wallets can then not be taken with you. But even now, I haven't brought my two battered potion boxes with me.Well, okay, I've already decided to go. Need to go.Inventory: Sturdy Gatherer's Bag* (x7), Scythe of the Three Elements, Old Apothecary's Bag*, Potion Box* (x2), Legendary Pied Piper's Cursed Whistle, Fat Purse* (x2),Clothing: Lilac Dawn Costume, Leather Jacket, Bone Gaiters, Schwartz Solar Boots, Vampire Nostrial Ring, Woodpecker Underpants.* - click to clarify the contentAfter thinking for a while, I transferred the potions to more worn boxes, and returned them to the supply in
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I quickly pressed my shield skill with question marks and held my scythe in front of me.The black rodent looked at me in surprise, as the shield for some reason withstood the attack to our general amazement.*Toranshi-go-aloves*But the second attack destroyed the shield, but I managed to examine it and dodge it.The projectile looked like either a sickle or the moon. A thin black clot of energy flew from the rodent's tail, at the end of which a crescent moon hung. I tried to attack myself.missmissmiss(-82)(-72)missmiss(-69)miss(crit! -176)*Toranshi-go-aloves*Damn, close to me at point-blank range and turned my shoulder.- Potion! Ointment! - I instantly turned and fell out of the forest, because after ten attacks the enemy remained intact.I obviously survived due to the skill "Suicide", so it's not an option to continue for now.Clearly, my scythe is good against 20-30 levels, and I can fight Sunny, and more with bare hands and starvation, since his strength is in the i
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I filled my inventory with the largest jerboas in storage.If the head of the city fooled me about the arrival of something worthwhile, then I will definitely buy some nonsense anyway. I'm already set to spend.Hmm, now I was walking in the Plague Woodpecker Costume and I realized something.I have not turned off censorship yet, although there is money!The game has long had those who removed unnecessary blur. So it was foolish not to take advantage of it. But now it's too late, I put all the cash in the form of an advance payment for skills.Moreover, I have suits.In one of them, I went to the residence of the head of the city, but before that I looked in where the three NPCs of my group were previously displayed.School of Dance named after Brown-headed Ferguson II.Preparing the play: Little female woodpecker and prince.Starring:Prince Rukh - Tulepo BuroglavayaRed-headed Tiri – Salt Schwartz-Dyatlova/Dolly Schwartz-DyatlovaBig Red Tiger - Torah Dyatlova……Performances start
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I froze in disbelief. I mean, the regional highest NPC can just breathe and blow off my quest? I specifically blocked the accidental adoption of the strange by this task!Attention! Silent Woodpecker notifies all immortal creatures in the region: Urgently arrive in the starting city and protect *coach Freud*!Intrusion detected!*Recon Pack Invasion* eliminated!Estimated start date of the stage *full flight*: 18 days.Destroying enemy NPCs and immortals will bring special titles and rewards in the end.Abduction or change *coach Freud* will mean the failure of the mission. Each killed NPC in the Woodpecker region will degrade the quality of rewards due to a drop in the mood of the Silent Woodpecker.Silent Woodpecker asks his pet if he will take guardians or totem animals to counter the enemy?I thought for a minute who the system was addressing until I realized that a window appeared on the side:Yes NoThe choice has been made. NPCs will protect civilians, and the immortals will re
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Mob Slaughterer ( Passive, High, Class, Level 1):One? Few. Two? No. Need a crowd of victims! Oh yeah.The more opponents, the higher your performance. Each enemy you kill restores 10% of your health.Class Skill (Anteater Berserker)The description of a high rank was scanty, and I did not find it at all on the forum of the game itself. But one blogger had an Anteater Berserker class. And I was able to see the description of this skill, albeit of a lower rank, when the player boasted of obtaining it.Mob Slaughterer ( Passive, Normal, Class, Level 1):One? Few. Two? No. Need a crowd of victims! Oh yeah.Each enemy you kill restores 2% of your health.Class Skill (Anteater Berserker)The difference is obvious. But it is not clear why I did not receive it earlier? I killed jerboas much more and many times. Of course, there was no such high level as these scouts had. Most likely because of this, yes.I didn't put on a set of poison mice, as the atelier was closed, and my group might not
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Suddenly, the crescent moon on the Night's tail separated from the body and flew away somewhere into the forest. The monster itself, meanwhile, turned into a large water indigo, which after a moment melted and soaked into the ground.I quickly ran for the tail tip. What does this even mean?The crescent was not flying very fast, probably, even in bast shoes I would have kept up with it.Perhaps it was necessary to knock him down with a scythe? But as soon as that thought crossed my mind, I saw the attribute of the night swoop down on the petty boss. And in an instant, a small Night Saber-Toothed Jerboa appeared in front of me.Without thinking twice, I just slashed him in the tail.You killed *Sabertooth Jerboa "Night" (?? level)*Experience gained: 6400.Skill acquired.Skill acquired.Skill acquired.Well, from experience, he's roughly equal to the Sunny I killed earlier.And the corpse at the base of the boss did not change, but in fact I got less resources than I should have.But
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The first thing you want after a long sitting in a comfortable chair is a toilet.Let there be special options for a daily stay in a booth, but insert all these wonderful tubes for food, water and the reverse process? Fu, definitely not. You can switch off and do it all yourself, in the traditional way.So I put on my headphones, turned on relaxing music and went about my daily business. But when I went to wash my hands, I did not understand one thing:“Today I didn’t put on the laundry, why is the bath closed and the light seems to be on,” with these words I opened the door and stared at the washer.Flashing. The shower curtain is closed, but I usually keep it that way.And sheds moisture.What nonsense?I pulled off my headphones. Silence.He walked over and pulled back the curtain.- AND? - Olga Olegovna Korolek looked at me in wireless headphones in surprise, looking up from her smartphone. She was lying in the middle of the bath, under a thick layer of foam and shampoo bottles fl
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Olga Olegovna followed the long underground corridor in pursuit of her mother.Anna Korolek confidently walked through the space with the same type of inscriptions on the doors: H1, H2 ... H132, H133 ...- Mom, is there a shorter way? Vika was left alone there, - after twenty minutes the youngest of the two white-haired ones could not stand it and clarified with her parent.- You yourself wanted to meet Polina.- Not to "meet", but to ask one question. I would have had enough of a phone conversation or even a dialogue of two chat messages: my question and her answer.- So you ask here. Polya is not leaving this place now. Or are you afraid of your sister again?- What do you mean again? I have always been afraid of her and will be afraid of her. She is a monster...“Stop talking about my daughter and your sister!- ... a revived virus, a delusional neural network, a sociopathic overmind ...Anna Korolek suddenly stopped, went up to her daughter, who was mumbling insults, and gave a sl
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Battlefield Summary:Players: 1Survivors: 1 of 1Monsters: 1439Surviving monsters: 0Calculating the reward sequence will take 09:23You can leave your current locationIt's good that there is a delay. I left dangerous territory at top speed, periodically renewing silent feathers.But it was not part of my plans to immediately calculate the profit. I manually dragged three bodies of shaman bosses, threw them into the vault, dumped almost all the loot there, after which I waited for the notifications, which merged into a nasty squeak, and, without reading them, rushed back.We need to see the lair of that demigod Frost! Urgently!When I returned, various trifles were already joyfully jumping around, but there were no specimens larger than advanced ones.I began to inspect the shelter, which began to melt without its owner. I went further, there was a huge hole going underground.In this place there were frozen figures of animals, people and saber-toothed. I dumped everything in bags
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I made an order to the alchemist for new scrolls, but there was enough in stock for a one-time hunt. After some thought, I decided not to save money, but to take everything with me. Including what he saved during the wolf raid: jewelry.Now we have to do our best. Hunting against the same monsters is pretty boring. And the Fenris, who in theory should be a little close to the overlords, were no longer so strong for me.True, wolves were less powerful monsters than saber-toothed jerboas, which was evident when comparing elemental and advanced individuals against the background of scouts from a wolf pack.Now I'm heading towards the forest.Suddenly, I received an achievement notification.Achievement: Ultimate First Godflight SlaughtererYou destroyed such a large number of representatives of the god pack that the gods argued for a long time: did you reach the truth in this matter or not? Answer: no.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of
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Let's move on to titles.Achievement: Ultimate First Region Legend!You were the first of the players to be able to inscribe yourself in the folklore and religious legends of your region, and also become a horror story for enemies!You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Outrageous First Legend of the Region!You have become known in distant lands.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Ultimate Heretic Slayer!Bear God: Wa-ha-ha! Do not stop!You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Ultimate Immortal Inquisitor!You have carried out the divine judgment.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add
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I did not speak to the sophist.He just silently summoned a skill that seemed to be created against him.- Hollow pain!(-4823)The enemy's armor was shattered!It would seem that the scroll class should not have armor, but this person was walking the path of a melee fighter with scroll bonuses.After taking damage, a cylindrical shield formed around him, resembling rolled paper.I started running around and using the fire projectile skill.(-553)(-656)(-509)(-677)"So you have magic?" What is your class? Elvis said and grinned. Then he added. – But now you will go to the temple, and your account will stop or even reset to zero. Scroll of Instant Death!Some large leather bundle flew at me, which unfolded in flight and turned into a black mouth.That's just health just sank by a hundred points.- Mm? - the enemy looked at me in surprise when he saw that I was undressing. - What are you going to do?- Scroll of Inferno! Scroll of Inferno! - for two artifacts, I killed the scroller w
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I quickly dealt with the last swordsman and the thief who appeared.It is a pity that the first one did not turn out to be a talker, but simply distracted me. Very successful, if not for the skill of forming shields from the aura.I quickly collected what fell out of this pile as a result of the action of the Redhead Slaughter skill, and went towards the storage.Right now, there was no overwhelming influence of the Wolf God over the city, so I was counting on being able to enter the building.But from time to time I had to engage in duels with mediocre opponents. Scout wolves, parodies of those who previously participated in the raid, but not a single acquaintance from the past urgent assignment.It was strange. But not too bad for me.As it turned out, I could see how many players died from my scythe and scrolls.Current Adventures:Execution of Monarch Monster ----- Path to Vengeance for Stalin Wolf Raid (Enemy Players Killed: 102) Party GatheringGiven the fact that a lot of playe
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After finishing with the benches, I left the game for the first time in a long time.I set up automatic sending of vital signs messages to my father, and also sent small reports to him via mail on the game server.I went to the mirror and examined myself.Yes, the fact that the luxury cabin uses the same system that cares for bedridden patients is a plus.In addition, I set it up so that it was not just an analogue of normal life, but a training load.I got a little stronger.“Now it’s clear how Dubblin is getting bigger and bigger,” I said.After that, I slowly did my exercises and took a shower. Some lethargy in the body was still present.Although the main reason to crawl out was that the day was a signal that "replacement will soon be required ...".The replacement of which was not specified, it was so clear.I called maintenance, who replaced the toilet tanks and took them for disposal. After that, I checked the presence of food, there was still decently left. But water had to be
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I continued to help the priest make a bunch of pews while learning how to change my skills.There were three new ones in total, if we exclude the one that returned:Insignificant villain ( passive, special, level 10):You attack the enemy's weak points. Even if it's not fair, you're going to win. Sparing neither women nor the sick.reputation (-10)Chance to hit a vital point (+32%)Ha, for my activities in the Forbidden Temple, my skill was returned to me. Interesting why? Because I didn't put the phantoms to rest?Should this skill be considered new? Unclear.Berry Adept (Passive, Special, Production, Level 1):A skill that has not become a trade or profession. But by collecting three more other species, you can master the *collector*.Now you know everything about berries from F -rarity to S -rarity.Herbalist (Passive, Special, Industrial, Level 1):A skill that has not become a trade or profession. But by collecting three more other species, you can master the *collector*.Now yo
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To summon Dolly, at times it was enough just to get a bag of coins outside the craftsmen's building or storage. This greedy NPC materialized near me almost instantly, even if before that she was on the other side of the town.So I was not surprised that as soon as I got a fat wallet in the temple, a voice immediately sounded near me:“Young man, I see that you still decided to come for guidance.“Yes, mister priest, I need magic-type skills,” I answered, looking up at the NPC that appeared.– Choose: money or very, very difficult tasks in the forbidden temple for at least three months?“You haven’t suggested a skill yet.- I won't offer. I will reward. I may be a clergyman, but as a magician I am much higher than you can imagine. But that's why I prefer money.- Can I have both a task and a paid skill? I decided to clarify.- Need. Money and money. And then somehow you go with your wives at your leisure and complete the task.Does that mean I don't have a choice?– For the glory of th
