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The first thing you want after a long sitting in a comfortable chair is a toilet.Let there be special options for a daily stay in a booth, but insert all these wonderful tubes for food, water and the reverse process? Fu, definitely not. You can switch off and do it all yourself, in the traditional way.So I put on my headphones, turned on relaxing music and went about my daily business. But when I went to wash my hands, I did not understand one thing:“Today I didn’t put on the laundry, why is the bath closed and the light seems to be on,” with these words I opened the door and stared at the washer.Flashing. The shower curtain is closed, but I usually keep it that way.And sheds moisture.What nonsense?I pulled off my headphones. Silence.He walked over and pulled back the curtain.- AND? - Olga Olegovna Korolek looked at me in wireless headphones in surprise, looking up from her smartphone. She was lying in the middle of the bath, under a thick layer of foam and shampoo bottles fl
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I entered the forest in a new place. The priest's palisade was already quite dense in places, and it took a long time to find the gate. They even had a sign on them.“Open for 9 more days. Further exit outside the city only with the permission of the head"Clearly. After this campaign, you need to crawl to Buroglavy. It appears to be an unofficial quest for hunters.Well, but the palisade is clearly not so easy to overcome. In fact, its thickness is ten meters.I appreciated the massiveness of the fence and went into the forest.Then I put the scythe in my inventory and just picked mushrooms, while small jerboas fell into a stupor in front of me from fear of boots.I even cut mushrooms with a cheap table knife, which I sharpened with a bar that I got in a household store.There were a lot of mushrooms in the new place.Unlike past points, where, to my great regret, especially valuable specimens have ceased to grow, here so far there has been expanse.However, as far as I understand, t
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Once I got the magic reconstruction skill, it became easier and cheaper to repair items.Eight hours was enough to repair the scythe of the three elements, the Sun Boots, and the Lilac Dawn Suit. The problem was that the repair on the shoes did not work twice, but the third attempt was successful.The game was getting dark, but I decided to take a break and logged out of the network.Although the OKC announced that they planned to feed me once a day, I did not use this opportunity. More precisely, he didn’t even cross paths with the girl after her foamy demonstration of her virtues.I doubt that she was deliberately hiding from me, but I tried not to go out while she was offline in my friends list.I was almost not afraid of her, honestly, but I was afraid of my good memory and the body's reaction to the girl. Which may not be the best factor in communicating with the teacher. Yes, and with any person in general. When I got out of the virtual reality booth, I found a surprise: a gray
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My battle against a group of five elemental and two Suns was long and dreary.My spiral approach tactic against one aquatic was not the best solution, so I quickly had to abandon it here too.As a result, the tactic of approaching along a broken line worked.I hit the first one I hit. The pseudo-hedgehog suffered, which seems to have run out of shells, and he just sat near the Suns.(-202)*shu-dara-raz*After just one of my attacks, the Suns woke up. But for some reason, only one used the skill, and the other monsters did not use their powers.I switched to playing by terrain map.Only one red dot approached me.I brushed it off, but each time I saw the result among the light show:(miss!)(miss!)(miss!)Then followed a strange hiss somewhere nearby:- Shii-ya-aaaa!And at that very moment.*Shut up**sheru-shshsh-shas**Shut up*A shell pierced his hand painfully.And I saw it! It was possible to dodge the second thorn and the water stream.The test went well.- Potion! Fugu!*shu-
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Sunbathing NPC nudists.What I did not expect was this pastime from them.Well, I'm wearing a Plague Woodpecker mask, so I was absolutely fine with it.“Hi, what are you doing here?” I asked as I approached my digital wives.“Gone,” said Dolly.“Kicked out,” Soli sighed.“They kicked me in the ass,” Tora laughed.“It’s all Olya’s fault,” concluded Tulepo, who, it seems, does not make sense to sunbathe with her absolutely black skin.Stop, what happened. Let someone else answer, I asked. Meanwhile, two copies of Aistova stood up and approached me.When is our wedding night? I do not insist, but there is nothing to do, - said D. Soli, looking into my eyes.- It doesn't interest me at all. Give me the materials, since you won’t take them into the forest, ”Dolly said and held out her two hands in my direction. Better than money.“Crazy tanner’s daughters,” Tora said. “They're bored, so they don't mind working with the loot. But I do not want. It will suit me to bask in the sun, especially
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Almost immediately, a girl appeared behind me.“Something you are long,” Olya came up.“Think he killed those three!” Okay players, but the wolf! – as something too enthusiastically said brunette. “Maybe he really is Shi…”- No. Can not. We've already talked about this, - then the blond avatar of my pursuer turned to me. How did you kill them? Were they too badly hurt? Is it really that deadly?“Yes, you saw it yourself,” I replied."Then who killed you?"- No idea.“Thief of the Three Little Pigs,” Fiona replied.- Naf-naf? I asked the obvious. There were no messages in the mail. But I quickly typed in a clarification for Dubblin.The answer came about five minutes later, while I watched a few blue dots wander around the fence.“It seems that he has the skill to leave a copy of himself or send one into battle, since he did not disappear from the group that remained far away, that is, with us. But he said that it was impossible to go through the forest, and *censorship* named Mishka D
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I approached Trainer Freud and asked a logical question:– What we are waiting for is somehow beneficial to us? I asked.We will attack. But it's still dangerous. The wolf night that they sent to the city is the final thing. Their time is melting, and the Silent Woodpecker is getting closer to breaking through to us. - He said and turned his head to me very sharply. We are a peaceful nation. But no one is stopping you from continuing what you are doing. Next time I'll test the skill on you, don't be surprised. Don't be surprised by a lot. I think it's time to test how strong they are.- Eh? Well, okay, - I stepped aside and began to choose a new direction for my campaign.Meanwhile, the capture target spoke quietly:Sonya, get ready. Wild woodpecker, prepare a mass defense, as soon as our hunter dies, we will immediately begin.It's so cute that my death is a flag for NPC actions.Although, judging by the notifications that popped up in front of me, I already decently picked up skills
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Passing by the shoe store, I noticed that Tulepo came out of there, saw me and quickly rushed back into the room.- What the? - I muttered and looked at the map of the area, then noticed that I turned off the group on it. All four marks are here.I decided to look at why the black woodpecker was so scared when he saw me.Gently opening the door, I peered inside. At the same second, a table was overturned, and four digital wives and Olya stood in a row, diligently blocking the view.Suspicious.I examined them.- Are you OK?“Yes,” Soli and Tora answered in unison."We're fine without you, get out of here," said Dolly.Tulepo nodded like a dummy.Are you asking me too? - asked my neighbor in real life.- If you want, you can answer. We have a free country, - I said thoughtfully, living through the skill of a swift jump.- I don't have much. I got a class, but it's not quite the one that I would like.- And which one?- Winged archer.What are you, Cupid? I didn't understand.- Are you
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Olga Olegovna followed the long underground corridor in pursuit of her mother.Anna Korolek confidently walked through the space with the same type of inscriptions on the doors: H1, H2 ... H132, H133 ...- Mom, is there a shorter way? Vika was left alone there, - after twenty minutes the youngest of the two white-haired ones could not stand it and clarified with her parent.- You yourself wanted to meet Polina.- Not to "meet", but to ask one question. I would have had enough of a phone conversation or even a dialogue of two chat messages: my question and her answer.- So you ask here. Polya is not leaving this place now. Or are you afraid of your sister again?- What do you mean again? I have always been afraid of her and will be afraid of her. She is a monster...“Stop talking about my daughter and your sister!- ... a revived virus, a delusional neural network, a sociopathic overmind ...Anna Korolek suddenly stopped, went up to her daughter, who was mumbling insults, and gave a sl
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Battlefield Summary:Players: 1Survivors: 1 of 1Monsters: 1439Surviving monsters: 0Calculating the reward sequence will take 09:23You can leave your current locationIt's good that there is a delay. I left dangerous territory at top speed, periodically renewing silent feathers.But it was not part of my plans to immediately calculate the profit. I manually dragged three bodies of shaman bosses, threw them into the vault, dumped almost all the loot there, after which I waited for the notifications, which merged into a nasty squeak, and, without reading them, rushed back.We need to see the lair of that demigod Frost! Urgently!When I returned, various trifles were already joyfully jumping around, but there were no specimens larger than advanced ones.I began to inspect the shelter, which began to melt without its owner. I went further, there was a huge hole going underground.In this place there were frozen figures of animals, people and saber-toothed. I dumped everything in bags
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I made an order to the alchemist for new scrolls, but there was enough in stock for a one-time hunt. After some thought, I decided not to save money, but to take everything with me. Including what he saved during the wolf raid: jewelry.Now we have to do our best. Hunting against the same monsters is pretty boring. And the Fenris, who in theory should be a little close to the overlords, were no longer so strong for me.True, wolves were less powerful monsters than saber-toothed jerboas, which was evident when comparing elemental and advanced individuals against the background of scouts from a wolf pack.Now I'm heading towards the forest.Suddenly, I received an achievement notification.Achievement: Ultimate First Godflight SlaughtererYou destroyed such a large number of representatives of the god pack that the gods argued for a long time: did you reach the truth in this matter or not? Answer: no.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of
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Let's move on to titles.Achievement: Ultimate First Region Legend!You were the first of the players to be able to inscribe yourself in the folklore and religious legends of your region, and also become a horror story for enemies!You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Outrageous First Legend of the Region!You have become known in distant lands.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Ultimate Heretic Slayer!Bear God: Wa-ha-ha! Do not stop!You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Ultimate Immortal Inquisitor!You have carried out the divine judgment.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add
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I did not speak to the sophist.He just silently summoned a skill that seemed to be created against him.- Hollow pain!(-4823)The enemy's armor was shattered!It would seem that the scroll class should not have armor, but this person was walking the path of a melee fighter with scroll bonuses.After taking damage, a cylindrical shield formed around him, resembling rolled paper.I started running around and using the fire projectile skill.(-553)(-656)(-509)(-677)"So you have magic?" What is your class? Elvis said and grinned. Then he added. – But now you will go to the temple, and your account will stop or even reset to zero. Scroll of Instant Death!Some large leather bundle flew at me, which unfolded in flight and turned into a black mouth.That's just health just sank by a hundred points.- Mm? - the enemy looked at me in surprise when he saw that I was undressing. - What are you going to do?- Scroll of Inferno! Scroll of Inferno! - for two artifacts, I killed the scroller w
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I quickly dealt with the last swordsman and the thief who appeared.It is a pity that the first one did not turn out to be a talker, but simply distracted me. Very successful, if not for the skill of forming shields from the aura.I quickly collected what fell out of this pile as a result of the action of the Redhead Slaughter skill, and went towards the storage.Right now, there was no overwhelming influence of the Wolf God over the city, so I was counting on being able to enter the building.But from time to time I had to engage in duels with mediocre opponents. Scout wolves, parodies of those who previously participated in the raid, but not a single acquaintance from the past urgent assignment.It was strange. But not too bad for me.As it turned out, I could see how many players died from my scythe and scrolls.Current Adventures:Execution of Monarch Monster ----- Path to Vengeance for Stalin Wolf Raid (Enemy Players Killed: 102) Party GatheringGiven the fact that a lot of playe
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After finishing with the benches, I left the game for the first time in a long time.I set up automatic sending of vital signs messages to my father, and also sent small reports to him via mail on the game server.I went to the mirror and examined myself.Yes, the fact that the luxury cabin uses the same system that cares for bedridden patients is a plus.In addition, I set it up so that it was not just an analogue of normal life, but a training load.I got a little stronger.“Now it’s clear how Dubblin is getting bigger and bigger,” I said.After that, I slowly did my exercises and took a shower. Some lethargy in the body was still present.Although the main reason to crawl out was that the day was a signal that "replacement will soon be required ...".The replacement of which was not specified, it was so clear.I called maintenance, who replaced the toilet tanks and took them for disposal. After that, I checked the presence of food, there was still decently left. But water had to be
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I continued to help the priest make a bunch of pews while learning how to change my skills.There were three new ones in total, if we exclude the one that returned:Insignificant villain ( passive, special, level 10):You attack the enemy's weak points. Even if it's not fair, you're going to win. Sparing neither women nor the sick.reputation (-10)Chance to hit a vital point (+32%)Ha, for my activities in the Forbidden Temple, my skill was returned to me. Interesting why? Because I didn't put the phantoms to rest?Should this skill be considered new? Unclear.Berry Adept (Passive, Special, Production, Level 1):A skill that has not become a trade or profession. But by collecting three more other species, you can master the *collector*.Now you know everything about berries from F -rarity to S -rarity.Herbalist (Passive, Special, Industrial, Level 1):A skill that has not become a trade or profession. But by collecting three more other species, you can master the *collector*.Now yo
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To summon Dolly, at times it was enough just to get a bag of coins outside the craftsmen's building or storage. This greedy NPC materialized near me almost instantly, even if before that she was on the other side of the town.So I was not surprised that as soon as I got a fat wallet in the temple, a voice immediately sounded near me:“Young man, I see that you still decided to come for guidance.“Yes, mister priest, I need magic-type skills,” I answered, looking up at the NPC that appeared.– Choose: money or very, very difficult tasks in the forbidden temple for at least three months?“You haven’t suggested a skill yet.- I won't offer. I will reward. I may be a clergyman, but as a magician I am much higher than you can imagine. But that's why I prefer money.- Can I have both a task and a paid skill? I decided to clarify.- Need. Money and money. And then somehow you go with your wives at your leisure and complete the task.Does that mean I don't have a choice?– For the glory of th
