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The first thing you want after a long sitting in a comfortable chair is a toilet.Let there be special options for a daily stay in a booth, but insert all these wonderful tubes for food, water and the reverse process? Fu, definitely not. You can switch off and do it all yourself, in the traditional way.So I put on my headphones, turned on relaxing music and went about my daily business. But when I went to wash my hands, I did not understand one thing:“Today I didn’t put on the laundry, why is the bath closed and the light seems to be on,” with these words I opened the door and stared at the washer.Flashing. The shower curtain is closed, but I usually keep it that way.And sheds moisture.What nonsense?I pulled off my headphones. Silence.He walked over and pulled back the curtain.- AND? - Olga Olegovna Korolek looked at me in wireless headphones in surprise, looking up from her smartphone. She was lying in the middle of the bath, under a thick layer of foam and shampoo bottles fl
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I entered the forest in a new place. The priest's palisade was already quite dense in places, and it took a long time to find the gate. They even had a sign on them.“Open for 9 more days. Further exit outside the city only with the permission of the head"Clearly. After this campaign, you need to crawl to Buroglavy. It appears to be an unofficial quest for hunters.Well, but the palisade is clearly not so easy to overcome. In fact, its thickness is ten meters.I appreciated the massiveness of the fence and went into the forest.Then I put the scythe in my inventory and just picked mushrooms, while small jerboas fell into a stupor in front of me from fear of boots.I even cut mushrooms with a cheap table knife, which I sharpened with a bar that I got in a household store.There were a lot of mushrooms in the new place.Unlike past points, where, to my great regret, especially valuable specimens have ceased to grow, here so far there has been expanse.However, as far as I understand, t
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Once I got the magic reconstruction skill, it became easier and cheaper to repair items.Eight hours was enough to repair the scythe of the three elements, the Sun Boots, and the Lilac Dawn Suit. The problem was that the repair on the shoes did not work twice, but the third attempt was successful.The game was getting dark, but I decided to take a break and logged out of the network.Although the OKC announced that they planned to feed me once a day, I did not use this opportunity. More precisely, he didn’t even cross paths with the girl after her foamy demonstration of her virtues.I doubt that she was deliberately hiding from me, but I tried not to go out while she was offline in my friends list.I was almost not afraid of her, honestly, but I was afraid of my good memory and the body's reaction to the girl. Which may not be the best factor in communicating with the teacher. Yes, and with any person in general. When I got out of the virtual reality booth, I found a surprise: a gray
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My battle against a group of five elemental and two Suns was long and dreary.My spiral approach tactic against one aquatic was not the best solution, so I quickly had to abandon it here too.As a result, the tactic of approaching along a broken line worked.I hit the first one I hit. The pseudo-hedgehog suffered, which seems to have run out of shells, and he just sat near the Suns.(-202)*shu-dara-raz*After just one of my attacks, the Suns woke up. But for some reason, only one used the skill, and the other monsters did not use their powers.I switched to playing by terrain map.Only one red dot approached me.I brushed it off, but each time I saw the result among the light show:(miss!)(miss!)(miss!)Then followed a strange hiss somewhere nearby:- Shii-ya-aaaa!And at that very moment.*Shut up**sheru-shshsh-shas**Shut up*A shell pierced his hand painfully.And I saw it! It was possible to dodge the second thorn and the water stream.The test went well.- Potion! Fugu!*shu-
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Sunbathing NPC nudists.What I did not expect was this pastime from them.Well, I'm wearing a Plague Woodpecker mask, so I was absolutely fine with it.“Hi, what are you doing here?” I asked as I approached my digital wives.“Gone,” said Dolly.“Kicked out,” Soli sighed.“They kicked me in the ass,” Tora laughed.“It’s all Olya’s fault,” concluded Tulepo, who, it seems, does not make sense to sunbathe with her absolutely black skin.Stop, what happened. Let someone else answer, I asked. Meanwhile, two copies of Aistova stood up and approached me.When is our wedding night? I do not insist, but there is nothing to do, - said D. Soli, looking into my eyes.- It doesn't interest me at all. Give me the materials, since you won’t take them into the forest, ”Dolly said and held out her two hands in my direction. Better than money.“Crazy tanner’s daughters,” Tora said. “They're bored, so they don't mind working with the loot. But I do not want. It will suit me to bask in the sun, especially
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Almost immediately, a girl appeared behind me.“Something you are long,” Olya came up.“Think he killed those three!” Okay players, but the wolf! – as something too enthusiastically said brunette. “Maybe he really is Shi…”- No. Can not. We've already talked about this, - then the blond avatar of my pursuer turned to me. How did you kill them? Were they too badly hurt? Is it really that deadly?“Yes, you saw it yourself,” I replied."Then who killed you?"- No idea.“Thief of the Three Little Pigs,” Fiona replied.- Naf-naf? I asked the obvious. There were no messages in the mail. But I quickly typed in a clarification for Dubblin.The answer came about five minutes later, while I watched a few blue dots wander around the fence.“It seems that he has the skill to leave a copy of himself or send one into battle, since he did not disappear from the group that remained far away, that is, with us. But he said that it was impossible to go through the forest, and *censorship* named Mishka D
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I approached Trainer Freud and asked a logical question:– What we are waiting for is somehow beneficial to us? I asked.We will attack. But it's still dangerous. The wolf night that they sent to the city is the final thing. Their time is melting, and the Silent Woodpecker is getting closer to breaking through to us. - He said and turned his head to me very sharply. We are a peaceful nation. But no one is stopping you from continuing what you are doing. Next time I'll test the skill on you, don't be surprised. Don't be surprised by a lot. I think it's time to test how strong they are.- Eh? Well, okay, - I stepped aside and began to choose a new direction for my campaign.Meanwhile, the capture target spoke quietly:Sonya, get ready. Wild woodpecker, prepare a mass defense, as soon as our hunter dies, we will immediately begin.It's so cute that my death is a flag for NPC actions.Although, judging by the notifications that popped up in front of me, I already decently picked up skills
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Passing by the shoe store, I noticed that Tulepo came out of there, saw me and quickly rushed back into the room.- What the? - I muttered and looked at the map of the area, then noticed that I turned off the group on it. All four marks are here.I decided to look at why the black woodpecker was so scared when he saw me.Gently opening the door, I peered inside. At the same second, a table was overturned, and four digital wives and Olya stood in a row, diligently blocking the view.Suspicious.I examined them.- Are you OK?“Yes,” Soli and Tora answered in unison."We're fine without you, get out of here," said Dolly.Tulepo nodded like a dummy.Are you asking me too? - asked my neighbor in real life.- If you want, you can answer. We have a free country, - I said thoughtfully, living through the skill of a swift jump.- I don't have much. I got a class, but it's not quite the one that I would like.- And which one?- Winged archer.What are you, Cupid? I didn't understand.- Are you