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Sleeping on the kitchen sofa was very uncomfortable. But due to lack of sleep, they still managed to go to the world of Morpheus.I got up early in the morning, partly due to the call of nature, partly due to remorse and the thought that the mattress from my bed took a long time to dry. Still, autumn is in the yard, and it has been very rainy in recent days.I took a flashlight from a shelf in the hallway and began to make my way to my own room.To my surprise, I caught the conversation:“Unless you have plans to take him. That's okay. Just promise.- I give you my word. Only children."Why don't you just want a clone?" Your mother is not the best example, but modern technology can give the right gene for a child to be tall. If you want, I'll give you my blood. I'm out there!- No, in short. I want to try everything in my life. Love, pregnancy, childbirth and motherhood. But to become the wife of this moron? I don't want to take away your right.“If that idiot hadn’t tied us up, we wo
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I stood in the mayor's residence in front of the table at which Brown-Headed Ferguson usually sat himself.Only today he was standing next to me, and in front of us sat an absurd red-headed girl with a huge amount of braids-dreadlocks on her head.“And this is my fiancé?” Yes, he's weak! she said when I came into the room to hand over some. - Second level. Horror! And how could such a nonentity become a divine favorite? I'm going back to my father and officially refusing to become some kind of fifth wife of such a slobber.“Milady, if your father sent you on such an assignment, then…” the head of the city wanted to say something, but the girl hit the table and it stopped.- I already said. I'm leaving. Let the father choose another aristocrat. I still do not consider myself so low as to marry a weakling, albeit with a lot of recommendations. Definitely bought!On this, the actual communication with the NPS itself ended, only a notification was displayed:Attention! You have become a p
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After I ran through the artisans, I definitely became stronger. Just not as much as I planned.But to test my combat skills, I went to practice.And here one cannot do without the amulet of the star of life.I would like more mana potions, but neither the alchemist nor the pharmacist had them.So, I put on the Gray Plague Woodpecker costume, the Star of Life amulet and went to the temple.Gray Plague Woodpecker CostumeContents: socks, Plague Woodpecker mask, soft pants, robe, belt, sleeveless jacket with a hundred pockets.Defense: +5Mana Regen: +20 per secondSkill Reuse Chance: +3%Skill cooldown: x0.75Durability: 300/300Required Level: 90Price: 1000000First I tried the woodpecker summoning skill.Call failed!Well, it's predictable. Some sacrifice is needed.Summon Woodpecker (active, normal, level 1):To activate, you need to wear a red headdress or paint your head in it.Summons a random spirit animal or a weak member of the Silent Woodpecker.Costs: 1000 mana, 50% stamina,
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Plants complied with the request, but partially. Due to your low level, only monsters whose level is indistinguishable for you will be displayed on the diagram.Hm, okay. An hour ago, I used a root lord with a request for monsters of the fiftieth level. But so I got almost the same thing.Purple diamonds with question marks in the middle appeared on the terrain plan.None near me. But in the extreme zones to the border there were several of them. I went there, along the way, gathering everyone who was not against attacking me or just gaping.To my surprise, as soon as I approached, these diamonds ran deeper.Damn, I'll have to follow suit. But now I know for sure that I was not mistaken, that these creatures somehow smell me. However, for some reason, they do not always run away.OK. Now the main thing is to track down and finish the quest, maybe this will end the line, and I will gain levels, in the end.I moved towards the diamond. I already wondered if it was the Sun or the Advance
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“Red Head Massacre!”Hollowing! (crit! -3018)Hollowing! (crit! -3018)Hollowing! (crit! -3018)You killed *Sabertooth Jerboa "Night" (?? level)*Experience gained: 6400.You killed *saber-toothed jerboa "Sunshine" (?? level)*Experience gained: 6400.You killed *sabertooth jerboa "Toothy Bonfire" (?? level)*Experience gained: 6400.You killed *Sabertooth Jerboa "Night" (?? level)*Experience gained: 6400.You killed *saber-toothed jerboa "Sunshine" (?? level)*Experience gained: 6400.Skill acquired.Skill acquired.Skill acquired.Received a special skill.Skill acquired.Skill acquired.Received a special skill.Received a special skill.Acquired a rare skill.Skill acquired.Completed the quest *Executioner of Elite Pests*.Skill acquired.Attention! Silent Woodpecker is pleased with your progress on the road of destruction *saber-toothed jerboa*!Quest received: *a dozen bosses*!New task: show your strength. Kill 12 elemental, night or day bosses.*Saber-Toothed Jerboa* does no
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(Small retelling of the bonus chapter for those who have not read)In the evening, OOK turned out to be drunk in my room. But I didn't use it. Just tried to take care of her a little by leaving her in my room.After some bickering in the morning, when Nika left for the final exam, I used my right for half an hour.In the process, we were caught by the returned half-sister, but did not make a scandal out of this, which was a surprise to me.However, by and large, it didn’t matter to me, since I understood one thing: I love Olga Olegovna Korolek.I asked under what conditions she would agree that we become a couple or spouses, but she put forward three options for the conditions for agreeing to marry me:To make sure that polygamy is legally allowed, to marry twice, and only she is ready to become the third wife herself. And, as I understand it, she plans to give her second wife Nike to be torn to pieces. Since Olya is simply for some reason sure that my half-sister will become the firs
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After the pharmacist and the blacksmith, I went to a shoe store, but Dolly was already there with one of the brothers. Or not Dolly, but one of Schwartz's other descendants. I looked at the map of the area.Still a wife.Okay, let's go to the workshop.I opened the door and smelled mash and muttering:- Luxe deluxe deluxe...He closed the door and moved on. But according to the scheme, Soli was now in the workshop in the backyard.It looks like they decided to unwind and go outside after hard work. However, Tulepo and Tora remained in the house. So, most likely, it's just time for them to help the family business.You have to go to the alchemist last.He definitely has assignments.So I decided... oh! I made my way back to the forge at full speed. It's good that the giant was not busy with the process.“I forgot, do you have blacksmithing books?” Any skill.– For wives?- And for them, and for myself for general education.I have several books, but I don't need money. I am ready to ex
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The Success of the Five DaysBlacksmith's Masterpiece of Weaponry from Dyatlov Region Starting CityAttached to the character: Mishka DyatlovProtection: +500Stealth: +150Immunity to negative statusesDodge Chance: -15%Speed: -50Attack Speed: -150%Attack: x2Mana Regen: +120 per secondSkill Reuse Chance: +20%Cooldown of magic skills: x0.5Skill cooldown: x0.75Increased wear resistanceDurability: 10000000/10000000 (not repairable)Required level: 100 and below 300Price: 100 platinum coinsI looked at the best item that I saw in all the sources related to the game "Fun Online" and frowned.The problem was that I didn't have enough strength to feel comfortable in it. The armor weighed more than me, there is no doubt about it.The fact that a thing with ten million durability could not be repaired did not care.Its cost was measured in terms of time spent on the hunt, in total it was significantly less than those exorbitant hundred platinum coins. Yes, and without repair, this c
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Olga Olegovna followed the long underground corridor in pursuit of her mother.Anna Korolek confidently walked through the space with the same type of inscriptions on the doors: H1, H2 ... H132, H133 ...- Mom, is there a shorter way? Vika was left alone there, - after twenty minutes the youngest of the two white-haired ones could not stand it and clarified with her parent.- You yourself wanted to meet Polina.- Not to "meet", but to ask one question. I would have had enough of a phone conversation or even a dialogue of two chat messages: my question and her answer.- So you ask here. Polya is not leaving this place now. Or are you afraid of your sister again?- What do you mean again? I have always been afraid of her and will be afraid of her. She is a monster...“Stop talking about my daughter and your sister!- ... a revived virus, a delusional neural network, a sociopathic overmind ...Anna Korolek suddenly stopped, went up to her daughter, who was mumbling insults, and gave a sl
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Battlefield Summary:Players: 1Survivors: 1 of 1Monsters: 1439Surviving monsters: 0Calculating the reward sequence will take 09:23You can leave your current locationIt's good that there is a delay. I left dangerous territory at top speed, periodically renewing silent feathers.But it was not part of my plans to immediately calculate the profit. I manually dragged three bodies of shaman bosses, threw them into the vault, dumped almost all the loot there, after which I waited for the notifications, which merged into a nasty squeak, and, without reading them, rushed back.We need to see the lair of that demigod Frost! Urgently!When I returned, various trifles were already joyfully jumping around, but there were no specimens larger than advanced ones.I began to inspect the shelter, which began to melt without its owner. I went further, there was a huge hole going underground.In this place there were frozen figures of animals, people and saber-toothed. I dumped everything in bags
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I made an order to the alchemist for new scrolls, but there was enough in stock for a one-time hunt. After some thought, I decided not to save money, but to take everything with me. Including what he saved during the wolf raid: jewelry.Now we have to do our best. Hunting against the same monsters is pretty boring. And the Fenris, who in theory should be a little close to the overlords, were no longer so strong for me.True, wolves were less powerful monsters than saber-toothed jerboas, which was evident when comparing elemental and advanced individuals against the background of scouts from a wolf pack.Now I'm heading towards the forest.Suddenly, I received an achievement notification.Achievement: Ultimate First Godflight SlaughtererYou destroyed such a large number of representatives of the god pack that the gods argued for a long time: did you reach the truth in this matter or not? Answer: no.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of
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Let's move on to titles.Achievement: Ultimate First Region Legend!You were the first of the players to be able to inscribe yourself in the folklore and religious legends of your region, and also become a horror story for enemies!You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Outrageous First Legend of the Region!You have become known in distant lands.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Ultimate Heretic Slayer!Bear God: Wa-ha-ha! Do not stop!You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Ultimate Immortal Inquisitor!You have carried out the divine judgment.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add
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I did not speak to the sophist.He just silently summoned a skill that seemed to be created against him.- Hollow pain!(-4823)The enemy's armor was shattered!It would seem that the scroll class should not have armor, but this person was walking the path of a melee fighter with scroll bonuses.After taking damage, a cylindrical shield formed around him, resembling rolled paper.I started running around and using the fire projectile skill.(-553)(-656)(-509)(-677)"So you have magic?" What is your class? Elvis said and grinned. Then he added. – But now you will go to the temple, and your account will stop or even reset to zero. Scroll of Instant Death!Some large leather bundle flew at me, which unfolded in flight and turned into a black mouth.That's just health just sank by a hundred points.- Mm? - the enemy looked at me in surprise when he saw that I was undressing. - What are you going to do?- Scroll of Inferno! Scroll of Inferno! - for two artifacts, I killed the scroller w
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I quickly dealt with the last swordsman and the thief who appeared.It is a pity that the first one did not turn out to be a talker, but simply distracted me. Very successful, if not for the skill of forming shields from the aura.I quickly collected what fell out of this pile as a result of the action of the Redhead Slaughter skill, and went towards the storage.Right now, there was no overwhelming influence of the Wolf God over the city, so I was counting on being able to enter the building.But from time to time I had to engage in duels with mediocre opponents. Scout wolves, parodies of those who previously participated in the raid, but not a single acquaintance from the past urgent assignment.It was strange. But not too bad for me.As it turned out, I could see how many players died from my scythe and scrolls.Current Adventures:Execution of Monarch Monster ----- Path to Vengeance for Stalin Wolf Raid (Enemy Players Killed: 102) Party GatheringGiven the fact that a lot of playe
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After finishing with the benches, I left the game for the first time in a long time.I set up automatic sending of vital signs messages to my father, and also sent small reports to him via mail on the game server.I went to the mirror and examined myself.Yes, the fact that the luxury cabin uses the same system that cares for bedridden patients is a plus.In addition, I set it up so that it was not just an analogue of normal life, but a training load.I got a little stronger.“Now it’s clear how Dubblin is getting bigger and bigger,” I said.After that, I slowly did my exercises and took a shower. Some lethargy in the body was still present.Although the main reason to crawl out was that the day was a signal that "replacement will soon be required ...".The replacement of which was not specified, it was so clear.I called maintenance, who replaced the toilet tanks and took them for disposal. After that, I checked the presence of food, there was still decently left. But water had to be
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I continued to help the priest make a bunch of pews while learning how to change my skills.There were three new ones in total, if we exclude the one that returned:Insignificant villain ( passive, special, level 10):You attack the enemy's weak points. Even if it's not fair, you're going to win. Sparing neither women nor the sick.reputation (-10)Chance to hit a vital point (+32%)Ha, for my activities in the Forbidden Temple, my skill was returned to me. Interesting why? Because I didn't put the phantoms to rest?Should this skill be considered new? Unclear.Berry Adept (Passive, Special, Production, Level 1):A skill that has not become a trade or profession. But by collecting three more other species, you can master the *collector*.Now you know everything about berries from F -rarity to S -rarity.Herbalist (Passive, Special, Industrial, Level 1):A skill that has not become a trade or profession. But by collecting three more other species, you can master the *collector*.Now yo
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To summon Dolly, at times it was enough just to get a bag of coins outside the craftsmen's building or storage. This greedy NPC materialized near me almost instantly, even if before that she was on the other side of the town.So I was not surprised that as soon as I got a fat wallet in the temple, a voice immediately sounded near me:“Young man, I see that you still decided to come for guidance.“Yes, mister priest, I need magic-type skills,” I answered, looking up at the NPC that appeared.– Choose: money or very, very difficult tasks in the forbidden temple for at least three months?“You haven’t suggested a skill yet.- I won't offer. I will reward. I may be a clergyman, but as a magician I am much higher than you can imagine. But that's why I prefer money.- Can I have both a task and a paid skill? I decided to clarify.- Need. Money and money. And then somehow you go with your wives at your leisure and complete the task.Does that mean I don't have a choice?– For the glory of th
