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(Small retelling of the bonus chapter for those who have not read)In the evening, OOK turned out to be drunk in my room. But I didn't use it. Just tried to take care of her a little by leaving her in my room.After some bickering in the morning, when Nika left for the final exam, I used my right for half an hour.In the process, we were caught by the returned half-sister, but did not make a scandal out of this, which was a surprise to me.However, by and large, it didn’t matter to me, since I understood one thing: I love Olga Olegovna Korolek.I asked under what conditions she would agree that we become a couple or spouses, but she put forward three options for the conditions for agreeing to marry me:To make sure that polygamy is legally allowed, to marry twice, and only she is ready to become the third wife herself. And, as I understand it, she plans to give her second wife Nike to be torn to pieces. Since Olya is simply for some reason sure that my half-sister will become the firs
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After the pharmacist and the blacksmith, I went to a shoe store, but Dolly was already there with one of the brothers. Or not Dolly, but one of Schwartz's other descendants. I looked at the map of the area.Still a wife.Okay, let's go to the workshop.I opened the door and smelled mash and muttering:- Luxe deluxe deluxe...He closed the door and moved on. But according to the scheme, Soli was now in the workshop in the backyard.It looks like they decided to unwind and go outside after hard work. However, Tulepo and Tora remained in the house. So, most likely, it's just time for them to help the family business.You have to go to the alchemist last.He definitely has assignments.So I decided... oh! I made my way back to the forge at full speed. It's good that the giant was not busy with the process.“I forgot, do you have blacksmithing books?” Any skill.– For wives?- And for them, and for myself for general education.I have several books, but I don't need money. I am ready to ex
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The Success of the Five DaysBlacksmith's Masterpiece of Weaponry from Dyatlov Region Starting CityAttached to the character: Mishka DyatlovProtection: +500Stealth: +150Immunity to negative statusesDodge Chance: -15%Speed: -50Attack Speed: -150%Attack: x2Mana Regen: +120 per secondSkill Reuse Chance: +20%Cooldown of magic skills: x0.5Skill cooldown: x0.75Increased wear resistanceDurability: 10000000/10000000 (not repairable)Required level: 100 and below 300Price: 100 platinum coinsI looked at the best item that I saw in all the sources related to the game "Fun Online" and frowned.The problem was that I didn't have enough strength to feel comfortable in it. The armor weighed more than me, there is no doubt about it.The fact that a thing with ten million durability could not be repaired did not care.Its cost was measured in terms of time spent on the hunt, in total it was significantly less than those exorbitant hundred platinum coins. Yes, and without repair, this c
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After testing the response and carrying the ZO profile, I found myself back in the starting city.The last thing I did was pay my wives like that for taking Tulepo with me to the swamps of the forbidden temple.And now we should go and collect the award.But first, I took out a scythe and cut the air several times.As the response showed earlier, Krasnaya Polyana and Anapa are indistinguishable. It seems that they actually have the same filling, only the arrangement is different.Strongly different. Miscellaneous for more than ten thousand euros.Now, when some excitement of the shopaholic let go of me, I went in the game and thought that all these investments could be in vain.If there are no clients, then at some point there will be a need to go and look for a job. Maybe inside the game, but most likely in real life.Okay, I'll think about that later.I entered the residence of the head of the city. Hmm, for some reason not a single player again.Dyatlov region statistics: 103 playe
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*kisha-shan-go**kisha-shan-tushan-go**shu-dara-raz**sheru-shshsh-shas**Shut up**Shu-yu-yuuuu-iii*……There were a lot of losers. A cacophony of their cries merged into white noise.It's good that the elemental skills immediately threw me out of the beginning illusions of the Suns.Until the rollback from the amplitude potion rolled, everything was just gorgeous.Strength clearly affected damage.miss(-245)(-199)(-302)(crit! -1442)Hollowing! (crit! -2011)miss(-198)One hit kill.(-267)(crit! -455)……But as soon as the action of doping ended, the damage decreased.miss(-187)(-202)(crit! -742)Hollowing! (crit! -791)miss(-155)(-167)……Periodically had to use a roar or whistle. And jam the potions as if not in yourself. It was no longer a quest for clients, it was my task to survive and kill the day boss.It was nice that the strongest monster continued to eat, completely ignoring my attack. Participate in the defense, he, then for sure ...*shuda-shura-chin*Ugh,
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When the movers took the booth, I went to the kitchen to get some water. The food that I add to Murzik was not touched.Not understood.Nick went inside and sat on the couch.“Wait, didn’t she tell you about the cat?” She took him with her. – Said my sister, following my gaze.- Taken hostage? Did you give it to her?- No. This was originally a condition of my contract with her. Still, Murzik is my pet.“Well, yes,” I agreed with skepticism.“Imagine, he jumped into the carrier himself when she put it on him. Our carrier, which he throws up as he passes by."So why did you give it away?"- Well, the deal.- Which?- I will not say.Where did she take him, anyway?- To my parents' mansion. They have a whole menagerie there. This mouse is a creepy cat lady.“Well, he'll have more fun there than with us sitting in the booths. So, okay,” I said after a moment’s thought.“Obviously better. No options. Yes, yes, I thought so, - the teenage blonde nodded like a bobblehead, immediately making
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Over the street thundered the roar of dozens of throats:“Kill the omnivorous immortal!”Nicely. And who did I get to annoy? I didn’t leave the region, and they have emblems in the form of a woodpecker on a tree.Okay, until the burning blood runs out:– Swift jump, armor breakdown, bear fury!(-54)(-62)(crit! -532)(crit! -532)Broken bone!(crit! -499)missmissmiss(crit! -200)You killed *Blood Puppet (Level 50)*Experience gained: 2320.Skill acquired.Title received.Skill acquired.The enemy was halved, and a red liquid was pouring from the armor, but there was no flesh inside!But this is good news.- Canned tomato juice, *censor* you! - I said and struck a scythe in the neck of the nearest one, as soon as I managed to dodge his luminous spear.(-45)Well, so-so damage. Although I hit in the neck area and slid up the sharp end of the scythe. Against a human, it would definitely be a hit to a vital point followed by a crit.Bad information.I dodged a few new holy spears, it
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I stood in the vault and chose a victim to summon a woodpecker.Besides, I definitely didn't plan to spend my armor on a new skill, so I went to the residence.There sat an old man and a grandson with the same names.I came up and said:What kind of child declared me his husband? This is clearly not normal.“By local law, she has that right. Never mind, there's one more for you, one less, and she needs it,” said Ferguson Brown-headed.“I sympathize, immortal. You are in trouble. Any of the cousins from an uncle were born to their mother. Yes, their brothers are the same. All the arrogant little bastards,” said Ferguson Brown-Headed the Third, and turned to the scales to weigh something.“Well, Buffer told the truth, the children of the empress and my son came out as ordinary aristocrats in the majority. And Via enters there. But the older ones are more prone to intrigues, even in the starting city they tried to arrange some confusion between the younger generation. Did your wives ro
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Olga Olegovna followed the long underground corridor in pursuit of her mother.Anna Korolek confidently walked through the space with the same type of inscriptions on the doors: H1, H2 ... H132, H133 ...- Mom, is there a shorter way? Vika was left alone there, - after twenty minutes the youngest of the two white-haired ones could not stand it and clarified with her parent.- You yourself wanted to meet Polina.- Not to "meet", but to ask one question. I would have had enough of a phone conversation or even a dialogue of two chat messages: my question and her answer.- So you ask here. Polya is not leaving this place now. Or are you afraid of your sister again?- What do you mean again? I have always been afraid of her and will be afraid of her. She is a monster...“Stop talking about my daughter and your sister!- ... a revived virus, a delusional neural network, a sociopathic overmind ...Anna Korolek suddenly stopped, went up to her daughter, who was mumbling insults, and gave a sl
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Battlefield Summary:Players: 1Survivors: 1 of 1Monsters: 1439Surviving monsters: 0Calculating the reward sequence will take 09:23You can leave your current locationIt's good that there is a delay. I left dangerous territory at top speed, periodically renewing silent feathers.But it was not part of my plans to immediately calculate the profit. I manually dragged three bodies of shaman bosses, threw them into the vault, dumped almost all the loot there, after which I waited for the notifications, which merged into a nasty squeak, and, without reading them, rushed back.We need to see the lair of that demigod Frost! Urgently!When I returned, various trifles were already joyfully jumping around, but there were no specimens larger than advanced ones.I began to inspect the shelter, which began to melt without its owner. I went further, there was a huge hole going underground.In this place there were frozen figures of animals, people and saber-toothed. I dumped everything in bags
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I made an order to the alchemist for new scrolls, but there was enough in stock for a one-time hunt. After some thought, I decided not to save money, but to take everything with me. Including what he saved during the wolf raid: jewelry.Now we have to do our best. Hunting against the same monsters is pretty boring. And the Fenris, who in theory should be a little close to the overlords, were no longer so strong for me.True, wolves were less powerful monsters than saber-toothed jerboas, which was evident when comparing elemental and advanced individuals against the background of scouts from a wolf pack.Now I'm heading towards the forest.Suddenly, I received an achievement notification.Achievement: Ultimate First Godflight SlaughtererYou destroyed such a large number of representatives of the god pack that the gods argued for a long time: did you reach the truth in this matter or not? Answer: no.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of
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Let's move on to titles.Achievement: Ultimate First Region Legend!You were the first of the players to be able to inscribe yourself in the folklore and religious legends of your region, and also become a horror story for enemies!You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Outrageous First Legend of the Region!You have become known in distant lands.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Ultimate Heretic Slayer!Bear God: Wa-ha-ha! Do not stop!You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Ultimate Immortal Inquisitor!You have carried out the divine judgment.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add
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I did not speak to the sophist.He just silently summoned a skill that seemed to be created against him.- Hollow pain!(-4823)The enemy's armor was shattered!It would seem that the scroll class should not have armor, but this person was walking the path of a melee fighter with scroll bonuses.After taking damage, a cylindrical shield formed around him, resembling rolled paper.I started running around and using the fire projectile skill.(-553)(-656)(-509)(-677)"So you have magic?" What is your class? Elvis said and grinned. Then he added. – But now you will go to the temple, and your account will stop or even reset to zero. Scroll of Instant Death!Some large leather bundle flew at me, which unfolded in flight and turned into a black mouth.That's just health just sank by a hundred points.- Mm? - the enemy looked at me in surprise when he saw that I was undressing. - What are you going to do?- Scroll of Inferno! Scroll of Inferno! - for two artifacts, I killed the scroller w
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I quickly dealt with the last swordsman and the thief who appeared.It is a pity that the first one did not turn out to be a talker, but simply distracted me. Very successful, if not for the skill of forming shields from the aura.I quickly collected what fell out of this pile as a result of the action of the Redhead Slaughter skill, and went towards the storage.Right now, there was no overwhelming influence of the Wolf God over the city, so I was counting on being able to enter the building.But from time to time I had to engage in duels with mediocre opponents. Scout wolves, parodies of those who previously participated in the raid, but not a single acquaintance from the past urgent assignment.It was strange. But not too bad for me.As it turned out, I could see how many players died from my scythe and scrolls.Current Adventures:Execution of Monarch Monster ----- Path to Vengeance for Stalin Wolf Raid (Enemy Players Killed: 102) Party GatheringGiven the fact that a lot of playe
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After finishing with the benches, I left the game for the first time in a long time.I set up automatic sending of vital signs messages to my father, and also sent small reports to him via mail on the game server.I went to the mirror and examined myself.Yes, the fact that the luxury cabin uses the same system that cares for bedridden patients is a plus.In addition, I set it up so that it was not just an analogue of normal life, but a training load.I got a little stronger.“Now it’s clear how Dubblin is getting bigger and bigger,” I said.After that, I slowly did my exercises and took a shower. Some lethargy in the body was still present.Although the main reason to crawl out was that the day was a signal that "replacement will soon be required ...".The replacement of which was not specified, it was so clear.I called maintenance, who replaced the toilet tanks and took them for disposal. After that, I checked the presence of food, there was still decently left. But water had to be
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I continued to help the priest make a bunch of pews while learning how to change my skills.There were three new ones in total, if we exclude the one that returned:Insignificant villain ( passive, special, level 10):You attack the enemy's weak points. Even if it's not fair, you're going to win. Sparing neither women nor the sick.reputation (-10)Chance to hit a vital point (+32%)Ha, for my activities in the Forbidden Temple, my skill was returned to me. Interesting why? Because I didn't put the phantoms to rest?Should this skill be considered new? Unclear.Berry Adept (Passive, Special, Production, Level 1):A skill that has not become a trade or profession. But by collecting three more other species, you can master the *collector*.Now you know everything about berries from F -rarity to S -rarity.Herbalist (Passive, Special, Industrial, Level 1):A skill that has not become a trade or profession. But by collecting three more other species, you can master the *collector*.Now yo
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To summon Dolly, at times it was enough just to get a bag of coins outside the craftsmen's building or storage. This greedy NPC materialized near me almost instantly, even if before that she was on the other side of the town.So I was not surprised that as soon as I got a fat wallet in the temple, a voice immediately sounded near me:“Young man, I see that you still decided to come for guidance.“Yes, mister priest, I need magic-type skills,” I answered, looking up at the NPC that appeared.– Choose: money or very, very difficult tasks in the forbidden temple for at least three months?“You haven’t suggested a skill yet.- I won't offer. I will reward. I may be a clergyman, but as a magician I am much higher than you can imagine. But that's why I prefer money.- Can I have both a task and a paid skill? I decided to clarify.- Need. Money and money. And then somehow you go with your wives at your leisure and complete the task.Does that mean I don't have a choice?– For the glory of th
