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When the movers took the booth, I went to the kitchen to get some water. The food that I add to Murzik was not touched.Not understood.Nick went inside and sat on the couch.“Wait, didn’t she tell you about the cat?” She took him with her. – Said my sister, following my gaze.- Taken hostage? Did you give it to her?- No. This was originally a condition of my contract with her. Still, Murzik is my pet.“Well, yes,” I agreed with skepticism.“Imagine, he jumped into the carrier himself when she put it on him. Our carrier, which he throws up as he passes by."So why did you give it away?"- Well, the deal.- Which?- I will not say.Where did she take him, anyway?- To my parents' mansion. They have a whole menagerie there. This mouse is a creepy cat lady.“Well, he'll have more fun there than with us sitting in the booths. So, okay,” I said after a moment’s thought.“Obviously better. No options. Yes, yes, I thought so, - the teenage blonde nodded like a bobblehead, immediately making
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Over the street thundered the roar of dozens of throats:“Kill the omnivorous immortal!”Nicely. And who did I get to annoy? I didn’t leave the region, and they have emblems in the form of a woodpecker on a tree.Okay, until the burning blood runs out:– Swift jump, armor breakdown, bear fury!(-54)(-62)(crit! -532)(crit! -532)Broken bone!(crit! -499)missmissmiss(crit! -200)You killed *Blood Puppet (Level 50)*Experience gained: 2320.Skill acquired.Title received.Skill acquired.The enemy was halved, and a red liquid was pouring from the armor, but there was no flesh inside!But this is good news.- Canned tomato juice, *censor* you! - I said and struck a scythe in the neck of the nearest one, as soon as I managed to dodge his luminous spear.(-45)Well, so-so damage. Although I hit in the neck area and slid up the sharp end of the scythe. Against a human, it would definitely be a hit to a vital point followed by a crit.Bad information.I dodged a few new holy spears, it
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I stood in the vault and chose a victim to summon a woodpecker.Besides, I definitely didn't plan to spend my armor on a new skill, so I went to the residence.There sat an old man and a grandson with the same names.I came up and said:What kind of child declared me his husband? This is clearly not normal.“By local law, she has that right. Never mind, there's one more for you, one less, and she needs it,” said Ferguson Brown-headed.“I sympathize, immortal. You are in trouble. Any of the cousins from an uncle were born to their mother. Yes, their brothers are the same. All the arrogant little bastards,” said Ferguson Brown-Headed the Third, and turned to the scales to weigh something.“Well, Buffer told the truth, the children of the empress and my son came out as ordinary aristocrats in the majority. And Via enters there. But the older ones are more prone to intrigues, even in the starting city they tried to arrange some confusion between the younger generation. Did your wives ro
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During training at the boarding school, we had to practice the options “in the crowd” and “against the crowd”. But since childhood, I have been training in a group of elders.Since I was the smallest at that time, it was a complete...It was very difficult and always with the same result.As the weakest of the crowd, I got first.And against the group lost even faster.Later, against peers, such a scenario was no longer worked out. Maximum against two opponents.On the other hand, now, by many criteria, it is different from any that I was wearing before: there is no training equipment, opponents are armed, I am taller than most of them, and my clothes are a little looser.Bits and number. If I were at the bookmakers, I would bet on the opponent.Not just a number, they very skillfully blocked the escape routes earlier, and now they also surrounded me with several rings.“I don't want to be injured. Honestly. Maybe you'd better just leave now? I asked. “Otherwise I will have to go to t
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While I was restoring the supply of magical energy, at the same time I brought five coppers on duty to the clergyman of the Pacific. Today, that person was the temple maiden Tadata.“I see that this time this tin is showing signs of life,” the girl said and put the coppers in her pocket.- Yes. It worked the first time, I replied.“Are you aware that you chose not the best option for confronting the saber teeth?”- In terms of? Good solid armor.- Well, as you know, - the girl said and left.And I thought.“Living armor, from now on you respond to the name Lance. Take your sword out of its scabbard and swing it.The tin tin carried out the command quite deftly.– Now go to the exit and back at maximum speed.But this is the problem.The speed for a person is normal, about a meter per second, but in combat it is useless.I knocked at the closet where Tadata had gone and gave her twenty copper coins.- Thanks for the advice.“Not at all,” the girl smiled and closed it behind her.We nee
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It was a bit of a pity to lose a skill that had only recently been successfully applied for the first time, but I did not plan to create an army of metal brakes.I opened the title notice. Predictably, the librarian has grown up.Achievement: Ultimate First Librarian!You were the first to accumulate more than 100 books and get a summed skill.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?But its effect turned out to be surprisingly interesting and profitable.Titles:…Ultimate First Librarian (each book can increase the skill, not max out; +2 inventory slots (can only be used for books or other knowledge carriers)I immediately took out my bag, but it did not enter. At the same time, to my surprise, unlike the usual slot in the inventory, a stack of 116 inferno scrolls could fit there at once.It's funny. If this title appeared earlier with the sixteenth and seventeenth native
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I broke into Brownhead Ferguson's residence and looked around. The old man watched lazily as several players rummaged through the rubble.– Hello, I would like to know from whom I can learn a consecutive strike? I quietly asked the head of the city.- Not me. I merged this skill into another a long time ago, so turn to someone who knows a lot of skills, was the answer to me.- To coach Freud?- And who else? Although yes, there is also Sonya. She also collects even things that have stronger counterparts. Well, an alchemist or Wild Woodpecker has a chance to get such training. But it will definitely be expensive.- Thank you for your advice.“Interesting, you lost the skill. So you got something stronger?- Yes.- Yeah. Sure, he chuckled. - Dubolom? It's definitely about you, young man.The NPC seemed to see right through me. Although this is quite acceptable, I guess.I went out and thought a little.I went towards the shoe store, but on that street there was swearing:“I’ll find the
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I left the forest and went to the vault.I won't give the new material to anyone yet.I need to see what I got, as well as the reward for the quest.And just as I entered the storage room, an alert popped up.Title received.It's just that I didn't do anything.So, okay, I usually look at the skills first, but you can change the tradition.Achievement: Ultimate Alpha of Strength.There are five owners of the Bear Limit skill in your group at once.Yes, stop. I have only four wives in the group. I did not take Viu to me!But, having opened the data of the group, the name of this small NPC was also found there.Torah Dyatlova (level 1, **)Dolly Schwartz-Dyatlova (Level 1, **)D. Salt Schwartz-Dyatlova (level 1, **)Tulepo Dyatlova (level 31, **)******** “Viya” (*** level, **)Although, judging by the three stars, it is far from small. Moreover, she pumped Tulepo thirty levels.But I didn't add her to the group! And added everyone else.What nonsense?I sent a question to the administr
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Olga Olegovna followed the long underground corridor in pursuit of her mother.Anna Korolek confidently walked through the space with the same type of inscriptions on the doors: H1, H2 ... H132, H133 ...- Mom, is there a shorter way? Vika was left alone there, - after twenty minutes the youngest of the two white-haired ones could not stand it and clarified with her parent.- You yourself wanted to meet Polina.- Not to "meet", but to ask one question. I would have had enough of a phone conversation or even a dialogue of two chat messages: my question and her answer.- So you ask here. Polya is not leaving this place now. Or are you afraid of your sister again?- What do you mean again? I have always been afraid of her and will be afraid of her. She is a monster...“Stop talking about my daughter and your sister!- ... a revived virus, a delusional neural network, a sociopathic overmind ...Anna Korolek suddenly stopped, went up to her daughter, who was mumbling insults, and gave a sl
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Battlefield Summary:Players: 1Survivors: 1 of 1Monsters: 1439Surviving monsters: 0Calculating the reward sequence will take 09:23You can leave your current locationIt's good that there is a delay. I left dangerous territory at top speed, periodically renewing silent feathers.But it was not part of my plans to immediately calculate the profit. I manually dragged three bodies of shaman bosses, threw them into the vault, dumped almost all the loot there, after which I waited for the notifications, which merged into a nasty squeak, and, without reading them, rushed back.We need to see the lair of that demigod Frost! Urgently!When I returned, various trifles were already joyfully jumping around, but there were no specimens larger than advanced ones.I began to inspect the shelter, which began to melt without its owner. I went further, there was a huge hole going underground.In this place there were frozen figures of animals, people and saber-toothed. I dumped everything in bags
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I made an order to the alchemist for new scrolls, but there was enough in stock for a one-time hunt. After some thought, I decided not to save money, but to take everything with me. Including what he saved during the wolf raid: jewelry.Now we have to do our best. Hunting against the same monsters is pretty boring. And the Fenris, who in theory should be a little close to the overlords, were no longer so strong for me.True, wolves were less powerful monsters than saber-toothed jerboas, which was evident when comparing elemental and advanced individuals against the background of scouts from a wolf pack.Now I'm heading towards the forest.Suddenly, I received an achievement notification.Achievement: Ultimate First Godflight SlaughtererYou destroyed such a large number of representatives of the god pack that the gods argued for a long time: did you reach the truth in this matter or not? Answer: no.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of
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Let's move on to titles.Achievement: Ultimate First Region Legend!You were the first of the players to be able to inscribe yourself in the folklore and religious legends of your region, and also become a horror story for enemies!You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Outrageous First Legend of the Region!You have become known in distant lands.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Ultimate Heretic Slayer!Bear God: Wa-ha-ha! Do not stop!You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Ultimate Immortal Inquisitor!You have carried out the divine judgment.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add
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I did not speak to the sophist.He just silently summoned a skill that seemed to be created against him.- Hollow pain!(-4823)The enemy's armor was shattered!It would seem that the scroll class should not have armor, but this person was walking the path of a melee fighter with scroll bonuses.After taking damage, a cylindrical shield formed around him, resembling rolled paper.I started running around and using the fire projectile skill.(-553)(-656)(-509)(-677)"So you have magic?" What is your class? Elvis said and grinned. Then he added. – But now you will go to the temple, and your account will stop or even reset to zero. Scroll of Instant Death!Some large leather bundle flew at me, which unfolded in flight and turned into a black mouth.That's just health just sank by a hundred points.- Mm? - the enemy looked at me in surprise when he saw that I was undressing. - What are you going to do?- Scroll of Inferno! Scroll of Inferno! - for two artifacts, I killed the scroller w
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I quickly dealt with the last swordsman and the thief who appeared.It is a pity that the first one did not turn out to be a talker, but simply distracted me. Very successful, if not for the skill of forming shields from the aura.I quickly collected what fell out of this pile as a result of the action of the Redhead Slaughter skill, and went towards the storage.Right now, there was no overwhelming influence of the Wolf God over the city, so I was counting on being able to enter the building.But from time to time I had to engage in duels with mediocre opponents. Scout wolves, parodies of those who previously participated in the raid, but not a single acquaintance from the past urgent assignment.It was strange. But not too bad for me.As it turned out, I could see how many players died from my scythe and scrolls.Current Adventures:Execution of Monarch Monster ----- Path to Vengeance for Stalin Wolf Raid (Enemy Players Killed: 102) Party GatheringGiven the fact that a lot of playe
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After finishing with the benches, I left the game for the first time in a long time.I set up automatic sending of vital signs messages to my father, and also sent small reports to him via mail on the game server.I went to the mirror and examined myself.Yes, the fact that the luxury cabin uses the same system that cares for bedridden patients is a plus.In addition, I set it up so that it was not just an analogue of normal life, but a training load.I got a little stronger.“Now it’s clear how Dubblin is getting bigger and bigger,” I said.After that, I slowly did my exercises and took a shower. Some lethargy in the body was still present.Although the main reason to crawl out was that the day was a signal that "replacement will soon be required ...".The replacement of which was not specified, it was so clear.I called maintenance, who replaced the toilet tanks and took them for disposal. After that, I checked the presence of food, there was still decently left. But water had to be
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I continued to help the priest make a bunch of pews while learning how to change my skills.There were three new ones in total, if we exclude the one that returned:Insignificant villain ( passive, special, level 10):You attack the enemy's weak points. Even if it's not fair, you're going to win. Sparing neither women nor the sick.reputation (-10)Chance to hit a vital point (+32%)Ha, for my activities in the Forbidden Temple, my skill was returned to me. Interesting why? Because I didn't put the phantoms to rest?Should this skill be considered new? Unclear.Berry Adept (Passive, Special, Production, Level 1):A skill that has not become a trade or profession. But by collecting three more other species, you can master the *collector*.Now you know everything about berries from F -rarity to S -rarity.Herbalist (Passive, Special, Industrial, Level 1):A skill that has not become a trade or profession. But by collecting three more other species, you can master the *collector*.Now yo
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To summon Dolly, at times it was enough just to get a bag of coins outside the craftsmen's building or storage. This greedy NPC materialized near me almost instantly, even if before that she was on the other side of the town.So I was not surprised that as soon as I got a fat wallet in the temple, a voice immediately sounded near me:“Young man, I see that you still decided to come for guidance.“Yes, mister priest, I need magic-type skills,” I answered, looking up at the NPC that appeared.– Choose: money or very, very difficult tasks in the forbidden temple for at least three months?“You haven’t suggested a skill yet.- I won't offer. I will reward. I may be a clergyman, but as a magician I am much higher than you can imagine. But that's why I prefer money.- Can I have both a task and a paid skill? I decided to clarify.- Need. Money and money. And then somehow you go with your wives at your leisure and complete the task.Does that mean I don't have a choice?– For the glory of th
