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I picked up my fallen hat from the floor. Predictably, the head that fell with her has already disappeared. Yes, I shifted my gaze to the interface. Shaved Bear (level: 1) HP (health points): 2/100 MP (mana points): -- SHU (mustache scale): 72% Class: not received. Titles: no. Current Adventures: Training. Outfit trip. ----- Inventory: empty. Clothes: Hat, T-shirt, shorts, slippers. I heard that Russian localization is a little weird, but "mustache scale"? What's next, beard growing quests? And the girls for plucking their eyebrows? Oh well, having reached the starting location to the training field, I already guessed that my mustache does not fall out, but my stamina drops. But here's the training. Firstly, being one of the first in this "Zabava-online", I chose a territory without competitors. Fortunately, there are still more than a thousand starting locations, and the game is still in open testing, albeit with a development ceiling. But the starting equipment is the
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This is who flattered by your tusks and trunk? Cunning Elephant (Trunk Region, Level 3) I don't have a trunk! Ordinary human body, like the locals. The NPC came up and hugged me! This is harassment ! Plump Bunny (Rabbit Region, Level 7) Fool, check your inventory, you've been robbed. Cunning Elephant (Trunk Region, Level 3) It is an insult! Where are the moderators! She stole 15 copper coins! I'm going back to NOVETO- world. Muddy Elk (Moose Region, Level 1) Weakling. I just won't give up! Polar Mole (Blind region, 8th level) Ha, cowardly little elephant. And that's it. No, there was some gibberish in a few more topics, but the smartphone translator began to give out some kind of wildness. He doesn't seem to be good at slang. Okay, I'll read the official information again, suddenly something happened. Congratulations to our players on their first day at Zabava Online! First day statistics: 1012 unique users. Leader today: Walrus Cutie (Walrus region, level 17). The op
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Shaved Bear (level: 2) Experience: 0/500 Money: 0 HP (Health Points): 200/200 MP (mana points): -- SHU (mustache scale): 100% Class: not received. Titles: no. Current Adventures: Training (passed stage 1/3) . Outfit trip. The secret desire of mortals. Inventory: heavy branch, long branch, Stalin's Hatchet. Clothes: no. Oh, something new in the tasks. As soon as I thought about it, the message immediately popped up. Attention! A new quest has been unlocked: The Secret Desire of Mortals. So, and what is there in more detail? The secret desire of mortals. Trainer Mart is the creature that sends the damned immortals to the temple. This does not please the local god and his priestess. You managed to demonstrate a desire to confront this villain. Come to the backyard (cemetery), talk to the priestess, who is tired of reviving you. I went in the right direction. On local graves there were bear totems made of wood. But for a long time I could not find people. To be hone
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Some more. The level ceilings have already moved twice. There were already many who discovered titles, professions, territories and received the main thing: class. And in the top with his own nickname was the leader: King (level 50, knight, Walrus region) It seems that this is the one who was Walrus Cutie on the first day, but due to my own adventures, I can’t say for sure. The leader of the day is the one who gets the maximum levels, but the tops are made up of rating points. I'm not going to delve into this nonsense just yet. I've already come to terms with the fact that I didn't turn out to be a pro player. I'll try it sometime next year with a new game. And then I'm going to suffer through the dungeon with Nedimone just for the sake of interest. Yes, and free access has not yet been released. When I was about to climb into the Anapa, then suddenly a message came to my smartphone from a company that I renamed a little for myself: Message from the "Evil Headquarters": Attent
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“No,” I answered unequivocally again, previously I had already been repeatedly offered entry into the Fun Hall of Fame. In the meantime, there was an alert. Attention! The first person in the game *Anonymous* (Title: the first pissant, the first witness...), opened a hidden area for communication with the deity. The Deity is the Supreme Being of the region. Meanwhile, a white lump formed into the shape of a man with a bear's head, and he roared: - Shaved Mishka, I've been watching you and I know that you crave power! You want to take revenge on Coach Mart, but you are wrong! This man is not to blame for what he does. He was bewitched by the god of the Wolf Region during the war. I will give you the choice of power, which will allow you to disenchant your enemy and take revenge on the true culprit of suffering. And you will get a lot! Do you agree to permanently change your class, without the right to future changes? - Yes, - I was just interested in the result. At that moment, i
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Skill Acquired! Skill Acquired! Now it remains only to check what it is, while I go to the forest to still complete the task. Mushroom Picker (Passive, Normal, Industrial, Level 1): A skill that has not become a trade or profession. But by collecting three more other species, you can master the *collector*. Now you know everything about mushrooms from F-rarity to C-rarity. Suicide (Passive, Normal, Level 1): You are an idiot that does not appreciate life. But you will always find a way to die, even in a *no way* situation. Well, I can definitely say that I could get the latter when communicating with a coach from the Bear region. The forest was large and mixed. At the same time, I was so lucky that I did not meet monsters. But also something that could be used in the form of clothes, too. Yes, and I'm already used to the fact that I'm wandering around in Adam's suit. The oldest clothes, according to the laws of fashion, should be in trend from time to time. It's good that
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- Choose academic leave or expulsion, Drozdov! the dean told me four hours later.“Academy,” I replied.- I knew it. There is a video with sound from the camera, and Lozhkarev heard the screams of your herd, otherwise you would definitely have been expelled. But Kuznetsov did not raise his hand against you, again only a provocation. If I didn't know your father, you'd already be incapacitated, so go. Tomorrow go to the secretary and write a statement, she will also say what needs to be conveyed. You have two academic years. Don’t come back earlier,” the woman said, and then for some reason added in a barely audible voice, “well done.”"Thanks, goodbye," I said without turning around and left.It was still light and warm in the street, like in summer, I went up to the wall and sat down, leaning on it.Tch, didn't mean anything.What a loser I am.I won’t tell my parents, but I need to look for money. There are few stocks left.It is necessary to clarify the situation in the "Evil Headq
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Well, after talking with Oak, a lot became clear.Nika went crazy because of the ban, the Blacksmith himself is what he calls himself, and I can only withdraw money from Zabava through an auction of items or currency.After generously bringing the cat out of the horror with two servings of food, I locked myself in and entered the game.Having finished the scarecrow, I was delighted. Finally, the second stage was completed.Congratulations! You completed the task: training (Dyatlov region).Reward: experience (10), coins (10 copper)New mission received!*Training (stage 3/3): crush the monster*No skills, no good amount of experience.Dyatlov Bear (level: 1)Experience: 20/1000Money: 20 copperHP (health points): 10/10MP (mana points): 10/10SHU (mustache scale): 58%I went up to coach Freud and asked:- What should I do next?– Enter the forest and defeat the enemy. But for this you need to go not to the safe area where we are, but a little further. Here's a map for you, the region
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Epilogue
Olga Olegovna followed the long underground corridor in pursuit of her mother.Anna Korolek confidently walked through the space with the same type of inscriptions on the doors: H1, H2 ... H132, H133 ...- Mom, is there a shorter way? Vika was left alone there, - after twenty minutes the youngest of the two white-haired ones could not stand it and clarified with her parent.- You yourself wanted to meet Polina.- Not to "meet", but to ask one question. I would have had enough of a phone conversation or even a dialogue of two chat messages: my question and her answer.- So you ask here. Polya is not leaving this place now. Or are you afraid of your sister again?- What do you mean again? I have always been afraid of her and will be afraid of her. She is a monster...“Stop talking about my daughter and your sister!- ... a revived virus, a delusional neural network, a sociopathic overmind ...Anna Korolek suddenly stopped, went up to her daughter, who was mumbling insults, and gave a sl
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Battlefield Summary:Players: 1Survivors: 1 of 1Monsters: 1439Surviving monsters: 0Calculating the reward sequence will take 09:23You can leave your current locationIt's good that there is a delay. I left dangerous territory at top speed, periodically renewing silent feathers.But it was not part of my plans to immediately calculate the profit. I manually dragged three bodies of shaman bosses, threw them into the vault, dumped almost all the loot there, after which I waited for the notifications, which merged into a nasty squeak, and, without reading them, rushed back.We need to see the lair of that demigod Frost! Urgently!When I returned, various trifles were already joyfully jumping around, but there were no specimens larger than advanced ones.I began to inspect the shelter, which began to melt without its owner. I went further, there was a huge hole going underground.In this place there were frozen figures of animals, people and saber-toothed. I dumped everything in bags
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I made an order to the alchemist for new scrolls, but there was enough in stock for a one-time hunt. After some thought, I decided not to save money, but to take everything with me. Including what he saved during the wolf raid: jewelry.Now we have to do our best. Hunting against the same monsters is pretty boring. And the Fenris, who in theory should be a little close to the overlords, were no longer so strong for me.True, wolves were less powerful monsters than saber-toothed jerboas, which was evident when comparing elemental and advanced individuals against the background of scouts from a wolf pack.Now I'm heading towards the forest.Suddenly, I received an achievement notification.Achievement: Ultimate First Godflight SlaughtererYou destroyed such a large number of representatives of the god pack that the gods argued for a long time: did you reach the truth in this matter or not? Answer: no.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of
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Let's move on to titles.Achievement: Ultimate First Region Legend!You were the first of the players to be able to inscribe yourself in the folklore and religious legends of your region, and also become a horror story for enemies!You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Outrageous First Legend of the Region!You have become known in distant lands.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Ultimate Heretic Slayer!Bear God: Wa-ha-ha! Do not stop!You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add your name to the hall of fame (along with it, all your titles will be automatically added)?Achievement: Ultimate Immortal Inquisitor!You have carried out the divine judgment.You get: free access for three months as a gift.Want to add
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I did not speak to the sophist.He just silently summoned a skill that seemed to be created against him.- Hollow pain!(-4823)The enemy's armor was shattered!It would seem that the scroll class should not have armor, but this person was walking the path of a melee fighter with scroll bonuses.After taking damage, a cylindrical shield formed around him, resembling rolled paper.I started running around and using the fire projectile skill.(-553)(-656)(-509)(-677)"So you have magic?" What is your class? Elvis said and grinned. Then he added. – But now you will go to the temple, and your account will stop or even reset to zero. Scroll of Instant Death!Some large leather bundle flew at me, which unfolded in flight and turned into a black mouth.That's just health just sank by a hundred points.- Mm? - the enemy looked at me in surprise when he saw that I was undressing. - What are you going to do?- Scroll of Inferno! Scroll of Inferno! - for two artifacts, I killed the scroller w
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I quickly dealt with the last swordsman and the thief who appeared.It is a pity that the first one did not turn out to be a talker, but simply distracted me. Very successful, if not for the skill of forming shields from the aura.I quickly collected what fell out of this pile as a result of the action of the Redhead Slaughter skill, and went towards the storage.Right now, there was no overwhelming influence of the Wolf God over the city, so I was counting on being able to enter the building.But from time to time I had to engage in duels with mediocre opponents. Scout wolves, parodies of those who previously participated in the raid, but not a single acquaintance from the past urgent assignment.It was strange. But not too bad for me.As it turned out, I could see how many players died from my scythe and scrolls.Current Adventures:Execution of Monarch Monster ----- Path to Vengeance for Stalin Wolf Raid (Enemy Players Killed: 102) Party GatheringGiven the fact that a lot of playe
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After finishing with the benches, I left the game for the first time in a long time.I set up automatic sending of vital signs messages to my father, and also sent small reports to him via mail on the game server.I went to the mirror and examined myself.Yes, the fact that the luxury cabin uses the same system that cares for bedridden patients is a plus.In addition, I set it up so that it was not just an analogue of normal life, but a training load.I got a little stronger.“Now it’s clear how Dubblin is getting bigger and bigger,” I said.After that, I slowly did my exercises and took a shower. Some lethargy in the body was still present.Although the main reason to crawl out was that the day was a signal that "replacement will soon be required ...".The replacement of which was not specified, it was so clear.I called maintenance, who replaced the toilet tanks and took them for disposal. After that, I checked the presence of food, there was still decently left. But water had to be
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I continued to help the priest make a bunch of pews while learning how to change my skills.There were three new ones in total, if we exclude the one that returned:Insignificant villain ( passive, special, level 10):You attack the enemy's weak points. Even if it's not fair, you're going to win. Sparing neither women nor the sick.reputation (-10)Chance to hit a vital point (+32%)Ha, for my activities in the Forbidden Temple, my skill was returned to me. Interesting why? Because I didn't put the phantoms to rest?Should this skill be considered new? Unclear.Berry Adept (Passive, Special, Production, Level 1):A skill that has not become a trade or profession. But by collecting three more other species, you can master the *collector*.Now you know everything about berries from F -rarity to S -rarity.Herbalist (Passive, Special, Industrial, Level 1):A skill that has not become a trade or profession. But by collecting three more other species, you can master the *collector*.Now yo
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To summon Dolly, at times it was enough just to get a bag of coins outside the craftsmen's building or storage. This greedy NPC materialized near me almost instantly, even if before that she was on the other side of the town.So I was not surprised that as soon as I got a fat wallet in the temple, a voice immediately sounded near me:“Young man, I see that you still decided to come for guidance.“Yes, mister priest, I need magic-type skills,” I answered, looking up at the NPC that appeared.– Choose: money or very, very difficult tasks in the forbidden temple for at least three months?“You haven’t suggested a skill yet.- I won't offer. I will reward. I may be a clergyman, but as a magician I am much higher than you can imagine. But that's why I prefer money.- Can I have both a task and a paid skill? I decided to clarify.- Need. Money and money. And then somehow you go with your wives at your leisure and complete the task.Does that mean I don't have a choice?– For the glory of th
