Two Numb Asses
Author: Agent_047
last update2024-01-23 01:04:18

After the meet and greet with the rest of the council was over and everyone had familiarized themselves with each other, the council room was left empty and dissolved into the qubits from which it had been created.

The two new ministers were in turmoil, each of them considering many different things.

The meeting itself had been extremely productive, which surprised Youssef; he was too used to meetings where the main focus was on snatching credit and being seen by upper management rather than resolving issues and enacting plans. Conversely, the emperor, despite his lofty position, was willing to involve himself in even the most minor details of the operation of the empire. Not that he was a micromanager, either, but he had actually listened to the advice and suggestions of his advisory council instead of stubbornly insisting that his was the only voice that mattered.

Jeremy, on the other hand, had no experience in society and had felt that the council meeting was more akin to a group
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