Keywords: Magical/lucky/king/super strong/assassination
I'm driving in the streets with a convertible.
What is luck?
It isn't a question I ask myself anymore…
-Luck is mine!
I shout as with a sweep of my hand, three beautiful ladies fall into my car.
It's just a question of dexterity!
Dexterity is the real deal!
-Hey, you fell? Be careful, you might fall for me!
Whatever I say, even if it’s the most cheesy pick-up line, will work so long as I correctly manipulate luck!
Of course, I had named Tanya after the one and only Tanya Degurechaff.
For the admirers, I added -sama back then because I’m a filthy weeb and I wanted them to be generic admirers. I felt like it was better to let them than to remove them.
I forgot to mention it, but from this volume, I stopped explaining how the keywords were used, to let readers who want guess it.
Keywords: Quarantine/chocolate kiss/residue/dandelion/catapult It's morning. I wake up, stretch, go out on the balcony to smoke a bit. Oh… Today's weather is really good! I feel like this day will be a good one! After I finish smoking, I go back inside, take out my phone, and check the list of missions available to me. -Uh? A new assassination mission? So fast? That name… 'Totally-Anormal-Human'… It totally is the same guy as yesterday. Wasn't it…
Keywords: Bombs/Running/Traps/Dead End/Miracle/Heroine/Vampire/Blood/Fruit/Taxi I jump and escape the grenade. Why grenades? Respect me please! Megumin, come on, people are not supposed to throw explosions everywhere! Well, the one who threw the grenade is not really called Megumin, but that's her nickname, she's quite new to the business but quickly shot up through the rankings. Contrarily to the character the name came from, she's devilishly sexy, and really gives a perfect example of the words 'femme fatale'… Beautiful but deadly. But if it's really Megumin who threw a grenade, it's better for me to es
Keywords: Godly/OP/tricked/blackmailed/unexpected Do you know what’s the worst thing that could happen to you when you're a godly being such as myself? That’s when you're fucking tricked by a young girl that lived several hundred years less than you! She struck right at all my weak points: my excessive self-confidence, my underestimation of others' capabilities, and my lack of vigilance once I'm out of danger. First, she started by using my underestimation of her abilities. She then took advantage of my lack of vigilance for her trap to be effective in the first place. Then, she smoothly used my self-confidence to make me believe that my distracted sc
Keywords: None -So, do you accept the deal? I look at him, look at my chains, and answer: -Wait a moment, I need to think. -Okay, anyway it's morning now. He goes back to his computer. I check on it, and see some kind of game representing my life. On it he's currently talking to Megumin. -Do you think I should present for Miss Sorcery? -Yes, obviously, my love. Her eyes lit up. -And for Miss Abysses?
Keywords: None Do I need to describe to you what happened after I accepted the deal? Well, I'll say it anyway: She was taken in all senses of the word. Do you want me to be more explicit? She was filled with sauce in every single hole… Then, Lust took a month torturing her and destroying her will, before killing her. Of course, I had to suffer through it all, because Lust somehow never was satisfied. So in the end, Megumin was banged and killed, and I recovered my body… But in the process, she used all her powers to cause an immense explosion. To save the wor
One-shot n°1: Curiosity. I've never been someone people can call "sensitive". I actually never felt any feeling. Well, that is, apart from curiosity. From an eternal viewpoint, this seems perfect: no fear, no emotions to hinder your thoughts... The perfect rationalist. But objectively, it is quite dangerous. People already understood that pain was essential to survive long ago, but everyone forgets everything has a use. You get sleepy when you need sleep, you fear danger... While it is indeed a pain when disproportionate, it is, in fact, useful in all kinds of situations. I had a hard time keeping my body intact until now because
Keywords: Matchmaker/mecha/giant praying mantis/dank meme/dinosaur/earthquake/duck/a squatting eagle Tanya was racing. She was riding a huge beast. Sport Beasts, as they were called, were special species specially bred to race. Hers was a giant praying mantis. Right now, however, there was there was an urgency that required her immediate attention: she WAS racing. A dangerous race. Today's track was a gigantic chain of caves. The inspiration was dungeons. Fantasy dungeons. Fortunately, among the skills available to her, the skill Tanya chose before the race was an impenetrable defense. When the map was revealed, she felt like she for the first time had a chan
Keywords: Matchmaker/mecha/giant praying mantis/dank meme/dinosaur/earthquake/duck/a squatting eagle Would you please marry him? That was a strange question, and also one that wasn’t any less when you took the context into account. For a moment, Tanya was dazed. After a few seconds, she got out of her daze and replied: -Nope. She was taken by surprise, but she still was quite used to his eccentricities. She didn't know however if it was a good or a bad thing. -Oh, come on, there's no better moment for a marriage between two people with hidden faces and names than now! What better place is there than in a mecha in the middle of a deadly dungeon!