I Shall Eat The Heavens

Bai Feng just wants to live a quiet life

Bai Feng was thoroughly disappointed at the notion of giving his magical silver box away.

After he knew that it was the source of his delicious chicken, he never wanted to give it away!

No matter how tired or bored he got of eating the chicken, that didn't mean he didn't enjoy it anymore.

To him. The chicken was the ultimate dish that he enjoyed carefully after eating it so much over the years.

How could he let go of such a delicacy? How could he let go of his treasure?

Mu An knew that it would be really hard. To convince him when he was like this.

She wasn't sure what she could tell Bai Feng to make him give her the box so she could present it to the lord immortal.

She knew that it would be dumb to anger an immortal who easily took out two fully grown men with one sandal.

But it seemed Bai Feng's belly was clouding his mind.

Or he didn't care?

Mu An slowly got closer to him, which made him try to back off as he knew his sister well, so Bai Feng knew that she was trying to get the box from him.

However, he found himself having no more space to run away!

The chickens were all in his way as they were still eating the seeds that he scattered beforehand.

Behind him stood the house, and in front of him the chickens plus his sister.

Bai Feng knew that there was no way. He would be able to get out of this through conventional means.

So what he had to do was use an unconventional one!

Suddenly he pointed towards Mu An's back as he shouted:

"Lord immortal is here!"

Mu An didn't even glance behind her as she snorted and said:

"This trick might have worked when I was 4 years old, but I'm not that young anymore, Bai Feng!"

Bai Feng was rather annoyed, this trick always worked when they were younger, but now she grew too smart!

However, Bai Feng wasn't discouraged by this as the goal was his tasty, crunchy, delicious future fried chicken.

Bai Feng tried to dash between his sister's legs only to immediately get stuck due to his big build and her thick thigs.

The thing was, even though Mu An tried to remove him from there, she couldn't!

His fat body combined with her slightly less fat body got them stuck together!

Mu An felt really embarrassed right now.

Brother and sister to be in this type of position?

It was really awkward, and Bai Feng didn't even know what to say as he tried to struggle out of the grasp of the thick thighs.

Being near his sister in such a way made him rather uncomfortable.

He tried to release himself using his strength, but Mu An started to cry out in pain, which made him stop.

"What are you doing, Bai Feng?

"Isn't it obvious? I'm just trying to remove myself from here."

"Well, you are doing it wrong! you almost hurt me, and what's with that Gorillapod strength you suddenly have?"

"Uh... I don't know. I just thought that you are too weak. Am I really that strong?"

"It's not the time to think about that!"

"Oh yeah."

"Maybe we can use some grease so I can wiggle my way out of here?"

"But the grease is in the kitchen... how am I supposed to walk like this?"

While their current position was comical, it also affected Mu An's ability to walk by quite a bit.

Bai Feng thought for a few seconds before he said:

"I can use my strength to act like a horse. Just give me directions as I can see only in one direction right now."

Mu An nodded as the idea was good enough before saying:

"Go backward, avoid the chicken at the right. Go left now, go forward a little bit more forward."

"Right, my right, not yours!"

Bai Feng knocked his backside over the tree that he usually slept under before moving again using the right directions.

Finally, they reached the kitchen as Mu An took some grease that she applied. To Bai Feng's body.

Then to her thighs, making Bai Feng easily slide out of them as they were a water slide.

"Finally, now you won't be able to catch me all greased up!"

Bai Feng clutched the silver chest in his hands as he tried to run away only to slip on the grease that somehow found itself on the ground and hit his head on the door that led outside.

Bai Feng clutched his head as Mu An took the silver box that laid on his chest and shook her head:

"Come on, little brother. You should know that we are doing this for the best of everyone."

Bai Feng got up from the ground as he nursed the big bump that appeared at the top of his head.

"But what's the best for everyone isn't the best for us, big sis."

Mu An patted his newly made bump as she said:

"Don't you think that I know that, you little brat?"

She sighed as she continued:

"But if we don't act like the others right now, they will look down upon us, and let's not even talk the punishment that immortal will dole on us before taking the box away from us anyways."

"It's just better to give it out voluntarily and get whatever prize or good news he will share with us."

Bai Feng was ready to burst into tears as he looked at the silver box. He wanted to hold it some more!

"Let's get going, little brother. We have to deliver this."

Bai Feng nodded begrudgingly and followed her outside their courtyard.

It didn't take them much time to get back to the middle of the village, where everyone else had already brought back the items that ensured their livelihood.

Some of them had a small watering can, some of them had seeds, others had golden bells or different other items that helped them in agriculture or animal rearing.

The old immortal looked through every item that was being put in front of him.

He tried to see if the villagers were trying to pull a fast one on him and throw some fakes amongst the special items he had given to their ancestors in the past.

After a short while, it was Mu An's turn to give back the silver box.

She slowly made her way towards the old immortal before placing the box in front of him and bowing. Afterward, she retreated towards her brother and waited for the immortal's words.

The old immortal looked through the items a few more times, then nodded and said:

"You have done a great job as you brought me all of the items without trying to cheat me by saying that you have lost them or trying to bring me counterfeits."

"Thus, I will not renege on my promise, and I will tell you the good news that you all have been waiting for so eagerly!"

The old smiled, showing a mouth full of sharp teeth, just like those of a beast:

"My sect has been opened for recruitment!"

The mayor was the first to ask:

"Lord immortal, is everyone allowed to come and join?"

The immortal shook his head as he said:

"No, only youths below 20 years of age are allowed to join the sect, and they must also be sufficiently talented to join."

Xiao Chun, who was still out cold, around the immortal's feet finally woke up. Then he started kowtowing while shouting at the top of his lungs:

"GRAND IMMORTAL PLEASE LET ME JOIN THE SECT. I WANT TO TAKE YOU AS A MASTER!"

The old man felt amused by Xiao Chun's antics.

He decided to amuse him as well as he responded:

"Sure, why not?"

Xiao Chun almost felt his eyes bulging out as he got the approval of the old man, he smiled as he pumped his fist to the sky and shouted happily:

"HELL YEAH!"

However, before he could continue being happy, he got patted on the head by the old man, and a bucket of cold water was seemingly thrown on his head:

"But you still need to first go through the tests of the sect before I take you as an apprentice."

"I will do as you instruct, master!"

The old man waved his hand, indicating for Xiao Chun to leave him alone.

Then his eyes wandered amongst the younger villagers as he tried to pick up more talented youngsters.

His eyes started to shine as he picked 3 more young men around the age of 16-18.

After that, he picked one more young girl, around 13 years old.

Finally, his eyes wandered towards Bai Feng and his sister:

"Do you two want to come with me as well?"

Mu An didn't need to be asked twice as she quickly got near the old man and tried to grab Bai Feng's hand to drag him near the old man as well.

However, she realized that Bai Feng wouldn't budge as he looked back towards their house.

"Mu An... I don't know."

Seeing that he was reluctant made Mu An a little bit reluctant as well, she got happy because she was going to live a different life, compared to what she was doing daily, she thought that she might even become an immortal herself!

But her roots were still in Millet village. She would miss her home and all of her belongings. Was she really ready to leave so quickly?

However, before she could say anything else the old man interjected:

"Yo, you fatty are trying to live a quiet life, eh?"

Bai Feng didn't know what to answer to that question when the old man continued:

"If you are scared your fatass won't have anymore fried chicken, you shouldn't worry as our sect will be able to make hundreds of times more chicken with the silver box you returned, and even more, delicious foods shall await you if you pass the test and do well in the sect!"

The moment these words left the old man's mouth was also the moment Bai Feng quickly made his way towards him.

He had a strange fire in his eyes as he looked directly into the old man's own eyes, his short greasy ponytail waved behind his back as if there was wind surrounding him and he opened his mouth to pose a question:

"Food more delicious than the heavenly fried chicken?"

"Tens of times more delicious, maybe even a hundred times!"

"Then I'm in!"

Bai Feng pumped his fist into the air as he said that while Mu An didn't know what to say at her brother's antics, she almost wanted to find a hole and hide in it as all of the villagers were looking at them.

"Ok then, since I have chosen the most talented people present, let's go!"

A rather long floral patterned rug flew down from the sky. Then the old man jumped agilely on it as if he was a monkey.

He patted it one time, letting it go lower as he looked at the wide-eyed youths that he chose and said:

"Hop on, and let's go!"