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2024-10-29 19:42:56Upon the humans finally reaching a lull in their nonsense, 23 walks over closer to Miss Calculated. Its movements are overt enough that she notices, leading to her turning around to face it with a questioning look.
“If you would be so kind, Mary, would you come with me to inspect your prospective temporary workspace? It will still take some time before it will be suitable for use, however, it would perhaps be best for you to evaluate if my proposed arrangement is to your liking? I am fairly confident that my estimates will suit your needs, but it would be most efficient to make the confirmations in advance, in the event of a miscalculation on my part. ...Oh. That… was not intentional.” After making its request, 23 locks up a bit after its accidental pun.
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