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2024-10-29 19:42:56[Honestly, at this point she's already pretty suspicious, you might as well just admit how lazy you are. I wouldn't offer up claiming to be a late bloomer for your powers, but if she brings it up, don't bother denying it.]
'Wha- Hey! I'm not that out of shape!'
[Round is a shape. I'm pretty sure the only reason you aren't overweight is purely because of your metabolism, you're going to be in trouble the moment it slows down.]
'HEY!'
[I'm a little impressed the original lived as long as they did without being a supe.]
'You're having way too much fun with this now.'
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