Infinite loop

A meal with Akatsuki

The Valkyries and Akatsuki are now in a steakhouse. They have ordered large servings of meat and are waiting for their food to come.

“We can have a good talk here. Let’s start.” (Aisha)

“You really are persistent but since you will be paying so I can answer that much.” (Akatsuki)

“Why do you live in that cave?” (Aisha)

“‘Cause I didn’t want anyone to find me.” (Akatsuki)

“How old are you?” (Aisha)

“It’s not polite to ask for someone’s age.” (Akatsuki)

“That goes for a woman. Now answer.” (Aisha)

“Don’t ask anything. I am let’s just say 5000+ years old.” (Akatsuki)

The Valkyries are stunned.

“Are you a human?” (Aisha)

“Absolutely. I am a bona fide human who is just 5000 plus years old.” (Akatsuki)

Akatsuki was as usual. The Valkyries are starting to accept it as well. So it ain’t too hard.

“What’s your story?” (Aisha)

“What story?” (Akatsuki)

“How are you alive when you are more than 5 millennia old?” (Aisha)

“Hmmm…. I never thought about it but I guess, I can’t die?” (Akatsuki)

“You