I´m the strongest Cheat Lord in the whole world!

Chapter 3 ─ Cheating Skills (2)

"Cheat Skill: Super Strong Earth Wall!"

It's been a week since Rei learned how to use cheat skills.

His situation with cheat magic is regular, there are times where he exceeds expectations and others where he almost dies, like what he does now.

"Uwaah!"

He created a wall of earth despite he said wall, the wall was so big that it grew a kilometer and is almost crushed by the earth removed.

"It was dangerous."

"It was without a doubt, but there's no time to waste Rei, let's keep practicing."

"Yes!"

*Roar*

Rei's good cheer was interrupted by an enemy impossible to defeat, hunger.

"My stomach is growling, it's time to eat."

Rei had been training for a couple of hours, he brought his lunch by the time this happened.

But Kurono was in a bad mood.

That was because of the food Rei brought.

It was some pork sandwiches with chicken with lettuce and tomato.

When he prepared them they were hot, but since it's been hours, they got too cold and now it won't taste the same as before.

Kurono was angry about that.

"What's wrong, god?"

"Doesn't it bother you how it tastes?"

"It tastes good is what matters."

"Of course the taste is important, but it's lukewarm. It's no longer crispy... moment, crispy..."

At that moment, Kurono felt the real terror... of excitement.

"That's it! Rei, I didn't think of it before since I don't eat anything!"

"What thing?"

"Stop that and stand up."

Rei heeded him, then walked a few feet away.

"Now... wait a second."

(Rei possesses transmutation, combined with my cheats skills, it should be easy to recreate that. By "that" I mean "that".)

(The most vital appliance in a person's daily life.)

"Come on Rei, repeat after me!"

"Yes!"

Rei stretched out his hand and on the ground a blue magic circle formed, several sparks were coming out of it.

"Transmute..."

The light and sparks increased more and more until finally the miracle happened, "it" was created.

An...

"Microwave!"

Ordinary microwave was created, something that shouldn't exist in this world.

Rei looked strangely at the appliance that wasn't supposed to exist.

"What is this?"

"Fufufu, rejoice Rei. You are seeing the first step to world economic domination."

"In a few years the(economic) world will be at your feet. You will be the most famous man in the world, you will surpass Yates, Tuckerberg, Asmazon and the others. No one will be able to compare with you in money!"

"Huh... sure."

Rei reached over, and with a branch began to prod the microwave.

"What does this do?"

"First open it, it's like a door, just press the big black button in the bottom right corner."

*Open*

An opening sound was heard, Rei was so impressed that his eyes sparkled.

"That's amazing."

"That's not the great thing, now put the sandwich in and press thirty seconds."

"Then gently close the door and press the red button."

Rei did everything Kurono told him, thanks to the numbers being the same in both this world and Kurono's world, it was easy to laugh to press them.

"In this world there is no electricity, so it's normal that it doesn't work... but I'm god, so I modified it according to my memories so that instead of using a wire, it used a magic stone that we happened to have in our pocket!"

"Now Rei, press it so you can marvel at the miracle of the industrial revolution!"

The moment Rei pressed the button....

*Blast*

"Uwaah!"

He was sent flying due to the microwave exploding.

"My eyes! I got something in my eyes! Burn!"

"Something went wrong but I don't know what it is!"

"Never mind that now! Rei, use healing magic on your eyes!"

"Cheat Skills! ... Instant Healing!"

A faint white light shone on Rei, his eyes that were exposed to the damage healed right away.

"Are you alright, Rei?"

"Yes... my eyes are better, what happened?"

"I don't know. But, great experiments are achieved with failures, don't be discouraged Rei, let's try again."

"I don't want to."

"J-Just because it went wrong, doesn't mean you really give up."

"I said no!"

"Don't be foolish, you snotty little shit!"

"Noooooooooooo!"

They stayed like that for several hours, until night fell and Rei had to return home.

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The next morning.

"Rei-chan, what are you doing?"

She was asking Rei, a young, beautiful woman with a red dress, blonde hair, blue eyes and large breasts, it was his mother, Duchess Redblade.

Next to her was a man in an elegant suit, good looking, black hair combed back, red eyes and thin mustache that looked like eyeliner, it was Rei's father, the duke.

Since a few hours ago, Rei sent the cooks away because he wanted to do something.

Last night before going to sleep, Kurono told Rei something that motivated him.

"I'm making a pressure cooker. I caught a horn rabbit, so I'll cook it."

Her mother put her finger to her mouth in question.

"What's a pressure cooker? And more to the point, do you know how to cook?"

"Mommy doesn't remember telling the cook to teach you how to cook."

"I taught myself thanks to Master Cook's skill."

Her mother of joy smiled and clapped her hands, making her big breasts jump for joy as she did.

"I don't understand anything, but amazing Rei-chan. My son is a genius."

"Umu. My son got my genes so it's normal, and... how does that pressure cooker work?"

Rei finished placing the red stones into an electric furnace she created.

Thanks to Rei reading the book of magic stones, which he had never done before, he discovered that the stone he used was fire and not yellow which simulated electricity.

That's why the microwave exploded.

But now it was different. Rei knew what to do.

"You place the magic fire stones on the sides that look like for torches, then close it and finally turn this knob and..."

*On*

A flame was lit. The duke and duchess were amazed.

"Wow, that's amazing."

"Rei-chan is smart, mommy is proud of you."

"I created this to work in such a way that it sucks the magic power from the magic stone, so, just by turning the knob it works as if it were a gas nozzle... or so god said."

"God?"

"Can you hear god's voice, Rei?"

"Yes, why?"

"Hahahaha, my son can hear the voice of god, no doubt the Redblade´s were blessed, hahaha."

"Rei-chan is not only cute, he is also smart and he can also hear the voice of god, mommy is very happy."

His mother hugged him in such a way that her big breasts buried his face.

"That bothers me, let me go mother."

"Is there anything else you want to do? "

His father asked, and Rei answered.

"I want to improve the territory."

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Rei and his parents got into the carriage and set out to tour the entire territory.

If the estate of the lord of these lands was the most decorated and beautiful, the territory was the opposite. You could see how things were made of wood and straw.

Some were made of stone, there lay the families of knights, servants and officials of the duchy.

The streets had potholes and fractures.

After a while, they arrived at the border where their territory ended and the neighboring territory began.

There some knights were standing guard.

A knight noticed the carriage and went to open the door.

"Good morning, duke-sama, duchess-sama and young master, what brings you here?"

"Umu, we came just to see how everything was going."

The knight stood in a saluting position and reported.

"Everything is going in order, only we have heard rumors that some bandits who escaped from the neighboring territory have come to our lands. I requested the duchy center forces to go check the surroundings and ask the locals if they haven't seen anything suspicious."

"Umu, that's fine with me. So, Rei, what are we doing here?"

Rei got off the other side of the carriage and his mother accompanied him.

"Kurono, will that thing work?"

"Of course it will, just the same we don't lose anything by it."

"Is something wrong, Rei-chan?"

"Nothing, step back please."

Rei stepped out of the way and then stood on the grass. He stretched out his hands to the sky and then heavily tapped the ground.

"Transmutation..."

The magic circle enlarged to ten times its size.

"Solid Path."

The earth glowed and after a while that had sparks around it, a stone path was formed.

Everyone was amazed at that miracle.

"I-Incredible Rei, did you do this?"

"No, of course you did. The correct thing to say would be, how did you do it?"

"Rei-chan is great, he created a path out of nothing, amazing my little one is."

"Th-The young master created a stone path, which wasn't there. This must be the work of god."

"Yes, but no."

Rei turned to look at them all, the expression on his face was that of an arrogant little boy.

"It's up to me, and no one else. After all, I'm a cheater."

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Night fell.

"Are you sure about this, Rei?"

Rei left his comfortable bed and went out to look for the bandits he heard sneaked into the territory.

"Of course, if some bandits are in my future domain, it will be bad for me, it's the same as breaking into my house."

Rei was flying over the top of the trees.

He had already improved a bit in his flying magic.

Rei has been flying for a few hours all over the territory, he was going to leave the search for tomorrow when...

"Ah! There's a bright light down there."

Rei slowly descended and then activated another cheat skill.

"Stealth."

A strange glow covered her body and Rei was invisible to everyone.

The "stealth" skill allows its user's presence, smell, voice, touch and even magic power to be erased without a trace.

Rei could walk into the women's restroom and grope some unclothed maidens and only they would think a ghost did it.

Kurono thought it only for that reason and not for something serious like this.

Rei approached in a normal way towards the light, the first time he activated it was against a red rabbit, an edible monster.

There are monsters that are edible and others that are not.

Rei was able to kill the red rabbit despite being next to it and not noticing its presence, for that reason it approached the light without problems.

"I thought so, it's them."

There stood a campfire and a group of overly suspicious looking men.

They didn't look like paupers but like evildoers.

They were so ugly that it must be a crime to be so evil.

Rei visualized at least eight of them, he sat there hoping that there were more of them and that some of the rest had gone hunting for something.

He inadvertently overheard what they were saying.

"Hahahaha, the loot this time was pretty good, wasn't it bro?"

"You're right, we infiltrated the house of those low-ranking noble idiots, it was so easy."

"We should be thankful that the barons have such weak security compared to the viscounts up."

"That's right, ahh~ I want to taste that meat again. It was so sweet and tasty."

"The meat tasted so good? I don't remember it like that."

"Idiot, I'm not talking about that meat. I'm talking about that idiot's wife."

Rei's eyebrows rose upon hearing for the first time that nobles were victims of bandits.

The bandit who looked like a long-haired rat made a very unpleasant morbid expression.

"The sound of her buttocks being pushed by my member and the wetness inside her was quite a delight, hahaha. It was the first time in my life that I tasted such a fine woman. "

"The mother was definitely exquisite, but her daughter's virgin was the best, hahaha, I'm sure she'll remember my mighty manhood forever."

The yellow teeth, beer bellies and foul odor emanating from their bodies did not displease Rei, but the way they spoke.

"Come to think of it, we're in Redblade territory aren't we?"

"Yes, why?"

"I heard that this territory is among the worst developed. There are even rumors that the lord of these lands is a vile corrupt man who uses the people's tax money to luxuriate himself."

Rei knew that wasn't true, despite the fact that his father spent most of the day flirting with his mother, there were times where he worked hard signing papers.

His father wasn't a bad guy, he was just a man who would rather spend kissing his wife than working.

"That's nothing, I heard that despite being part of the Four Families, they are the worst and most useless of all, that's why the palace didn't appoint them as ministers, hahahahahaha, how pathetic they are."

"In that case, security must be shit."

The rat-faced man stood up.

"I know, we're going to invade their house soon and steal everything they have!"

"Brother, I heard a rumor from a peasant, it seems the duke's wife is a beauty, and she has big tits with a round ass!"

"What did you say!"

"That bitch must be of a very fine education level, but like all bitches she's going to scream when I enter her and fill her up like a prairie rabbit, hahahahaha."

"Hey, I mentioned her to you! So I gotta go first."

"Shut up, I'm the boss of this criminal gang so I should try it first."

"I won't listen to any more garbage."

"Huh? What did you say?"

Someone spoke, a few seconds after hearing that voice, a strange scent by a purple cloud covered them.

"What is this thing?"

"... I can't move."

"Gaah!"

Rei removed his stealth and then said what he used.

"Cheat Skills: Toxic Cloud."

"Don't worry, despite being toxic it only affects you as a paralytic, I used earlier on my Instant Healing and that's why it doesn't affect me."

The bandits looked at Rei with contempt, wanting to slit his little neck.

He approached the gang leader.

"Hey, is another one of your friends missing?"

"You little... bastard... I'll rape you and... then I'll kill you..."

"How disgusting the lower class is, for one thing the duty of a nobleman is to teach trash like you that their place is below the pigs."

He drew his sword and pointed it against his neck.

"Stop Rei."

But Kurono stopped him.

"Why are you stopping me? Do you want me to spare his life despite what he said about my mother?"

"Huh? No! That only happen in trashy manga and novels by authors who were beaten up in school─! That's not the point, I mean don't kill him before yet."

"Say this."

Rei repeated what Kurono said, and it was something Kurono himself forgot after trying once.

"Open Status."

As he pointed his finger at the bandit, a floating screen like a game menu floated in the air.

(I tried to use this several times, and even with Rei. It can't seem to be used by anyone more than him and only on people other than him. It's very disappointing.)

"What is this?"

"It's called a parameter menu or status window. It's something that lets you see the personal information of NPC or player─ of the people you want."

Rei said everything that was written on the screen since Kurono couldn't see it.

"Name, Barossa."

"Profession, bandit."

"Age... never mind, sex, never mind... a bunch of meaningless crap."

"Rei, use your finger to slide down the screen like a Smartphone─ like you're touching silk."

Rei's finger went further and further down reading the bandit's information, he reached the end of the information and there was only something strange.

"What is this? Hey Kurono, this part is blurry."

"Which one?"

"The one at the end, where it says relationships."

Rei pointed at the relationship section and said that all but one name was visible.

"All but one of the names are visible?"

"... Rei, check the status of all these guys."

Rei proceeded to check all the bandits, after a while he finished and reported to Kurono...

"All the names are the same, and even this Barossa guy appears in them."

"I see. You mean that everyone present is his acquaintance."

"Rei, ask him for the name of the person you can't read."

"Hey you, answer, what's the name on there?"

"Name...? Which... name?"

"What do you mean, which one? The one here."

"Rei, no one else just you can see the screen. So you'll have to ask him for his contacts..."

"Wait before you do, click on the name."

"Cli...ck?"

"Just tap on the name."

"Okay."

As he tapped on the name, a small one popped up next to it.

"A little window popped up next to the name... everything is blurry except for one thing."

"What is it?"

"It says something weird that I don't understand...I think it's pronounced..."

"Calvinist."

"... !?"

"Rei, kill them all, let there be none left alive."

"That's what I was going to do, but why are you acting weird?"

"That name you said, it's very bad for us─ no, for the Kingdom. But it's still too early for you to know about her."

"Rei, try to do this thing I came up with..."

Rei wagged his index finger, and "erased" a small part of the bandit's status screen.

"Let's remove the taste for alcohol."

"If we can remove data stuff from people, we can possibly manipulate them. That's good since we won't need to arbitrarily kill our enemies, they'll be our slaves."

"And I replace it with eating poop, done."

The moment he finished typing and said, "Close Status," that happened.

"Uwaah!"

The bandit's head exploded like a watermelon.

Traces of brains and blood were everywhere.

"It fell into my mouth!"

*Spit*

"It went into my mouth!"

"Aah, scary! If you try to change some of a person's information it makes their head explode?"

"What is this? A bad joke from a cheap horror movie?"

"I want a toothbrush, I feel his hair on my tongue!"

After a while of screaming and throwing tantrums, Rei calmed down. He then proceeded to kill the bandits after implanting a meal in their stomachs and leaving them near boar-like monsters.

The result was both pleasant and unpleasant.