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JIM IS HIM CHAPTER 180
After Balaam was killed, the locals woke up and saw Doug, Ronny, and Jim standing. Doug told everyone that Jim killed Balaam, and that Jim was the underling of Ronny, so the street’s name was changed to Ronny Street. And Ronny gave them the command to stop wearing lipstick and dresses that made them look revolting. He passed laws that most people in that street didn’t like, but there were also those that were crossdressing against their will; and these people happily welcomed the change by burning their bras and panties in the middle of the streets. And they washed the makeup off their faces and put on pants proudly. In just a matter of two hours, the story of Balaam’s defeat and his servants being freed from their wicked habits quickly spread to other streets. More than Jim’s name, Ronny’s name was widely spread this time. At the same time, the floor manager also released three bounty posters. Doug the Daddy Dog (Dead or Alive): Twenty gold coins. Hero Jim (Dead or Alive): 500 go
JIM IS HIM CHAPTER 181
Joker and Ace began to leave Ronny Street.“How did it go, Lord?” Ace asked him. He looked more tense than curious.Joker smiled somewhat pleasantly. “A hero really is different from the rest. He said he’ll take us to the third floor with him if he likes us. Can you imagine that?” He laughed a bit strangely. “We probably live in the most selfish place in the world, where anybody can betray anyone. Fathers can betray their own children, and lovers can stab each other in the back just to survive. Forget about climbing the dungeon together, even sharing a meal is a rare sight in this dungeon. In all these years that I’ve been here, nobody has ever said such an outrageous thing like he said.”“You think he’ll be the one to defeat Jeremy?” Ace wondered.“Jeremy? He set his heights on something much greater,” Joker said.“You mean the guardian?” Ace shook his head. “There’s no way anybody can defeat that monster. Even for Hero Jim, it’s impossible. He’s not him.”“We’ll see,” Joker said. “T
JIM IS HIM CHAPTER 182
Jim was watching the street from a rooftop. There were men cutting fish and cooking out in the open. They were not following any clean guidelines, so Jim was revolted by their lack of chef’s etiquette. “Do you know what’s the worst thing I’ve seen in the kitchen?”[Nope.] Joe said.“One of the assistant chefs that worked under my dad had the habit of farting in the cooking bowls,” Jim said. “When we noticed that on camera, we asked her why she did it repeatedly. You know what she answered?”[How would I know?]“She said her farts added unique flavor to the dishes,” Jim said, gritting his teeth. “She didn’t even apologize for what she did. My dad obviously fired her, but she tried to defame us afterward. I still find it hard to believe such shameless people exist.”Just then, a big rat climbed onto the rooftop and approached Jim.Jim glanced at the rat and noticed that it was carrying a tiny bag. “Is that rat carrying a bomb?” His natural instinct was to move away from the rat.[I don’
JIM IS HIM CHAPTER 183
Jim, Doug, and Ronny were all sitting in the liger chariot, which was traveling slowly.“Nexa Lubavitch,” Doug read information about the lord of Lollipop Street. “She’s well known for sucking men dry, both physically and emotionally. However, she’s also known to recruit strong women over to her side, which she calls Dark Hood. She has seven capable villains working under her, whom she calls Seven Shadows. All of them are strong enough to compete with low-ranked villain lords of other streets.”“As expected of a fifth-ranked villain,” Ronny said. “She’s got quite the intimidation factor to her.”“Everybody avoids her, including Balaam. But I heard she’s got one weakness,” Doug said. “She’s vulnerable to lollipops, or so they say.”“That’s probably a facade,” Jim opined. “It must be her way to get lollipops brought over to her so she can not only freely eat lollipops but also take captive the men that come to her.”“Killing two birds with one stone, huh…” Doug looked quite surprised. “
JIM IS HIM CHAPTER 184
“If you don’t like it, then you can turn back,” Melina blurted in a piercingly chilly tone.“I think I already told you that I’m here to buy sweets,” Jim replied calmly, his voice like the still waters in the middle of the ocean. “We came all this way, and you want to send us empty-handed? Is this the etiquette of Lollipop Street?”“Let us buy some sweets at least,” Doug quickly said. “We promise that we won’t cause any trouble.”“Don’t make me repeat myself,” Melina brought her tongue out, which stretched forth over twenty feet and almost touched Doug’s face, scaring the crap out of him.As Jim tried to catch her tongue, she pulled it back into her mouth.“W-What was that?” Doug’s heart was still in his mouth. “Her tongue? I didn’t know they could stretch it like that. Can all the women in this street do that?”“Not all, but some of us can do it,” Melina said, grinning rather amusedly. “Why? Are you interested in seeing what we can do with this tongue?” she asked, flirting with her e
JIM IS HIM CHAPTER 185
Many years ago, one of the competitors of Drake’s restaurant sent food inspectors to get the restaurant items inspected all of a sudden.They claimed that they received reports of the restaurant mixing hallucinogenic drugs in minute quantities in the foods they made, which was causing the customers some issues in their daily lives. This was a big claim.Of course, they found nothing of the sort in the food or in the restaurant.However, Jim’s dad, Marcus, had to go to the court to sue the food inspectors and also to file a petition on the people he believed had tried to defame him. In the end, Marcus didn’t manage to win the case as the opposition was quite rich.Back then, Marcus removed the desserts from the menu for almost three months until he was proven innocent. This caused many customers to lose some of their trust in the restaurant.Marcus felt frustrated, so he talked with Jim and told him how to be very careful with the business when he wasn’t around. He told him that the cu
JIM IS HIM CHAPTER 186
Only after Doug chewed and swallowed the sweet, Jim noticed it.“What are you doing?” Jim quickly stepped toward him and punched him in the gut, hard enough to make him cough blood. Because Jim put energy into his fist, it caused disturbance in Doug’s stomach. Doug felt discomfort for a little while before he vomited everything that was in his stomach.“What the fuck?” The shopkeeper and the other two women shouted, no, screamed, as if they stepped on poop. Clearly, they did not like what they were seeing.“H-How can you vomit in my shop?” the shopkeeper fumed. “So many droplets fell on the sweets! You better pay for all these!”“W-What?” Doug was shocked. “H-How much are we talking about?”“Five gold, at least!” the shopkeeper said.“Alright,” Ronny used his digital ID to pay the amount pretty quickly, leaving the women surprised. They didn’t know that Ronny and others were rich enough to pay five gold like it was nothing. And so their expressions reverted to being friendly again.Th
JIM IS HIM CHAPTER 187
A few villains gathered outside the border of Lollipop street. These were all villain lords of some other streets. Their underlings were also with them.“Why did they have to enter this damned succubus street of all streets!” the 80th ranked villain lord, Brave Bastard, said. He was a beggarly-looking man with a long beard and messy hair. “I wanted to collect the 1500 gold coins for myself!”“Should we take a risk and go inside?” the 99th ranked villain, Love Bullet, said. She was a short woman wielding guns in both of her hands. “As long as I can get a proper view of them, I can take them out from even a thousand feet away.”“Are you fucking stupid? Every woman in there is a natural enemy of man!” the 66th-ranked villain, Devilian, hissed. He was wearing a goat mask. “They are going to fold us like wheelchairs before we know it.”“Then… is waiting all we can do?” the 40th-ranked villain, Smiling Son, said while grinning like a Cheshire cat. He was an obese guy who looked extremely ps