At that point, Mindy scored a direct hit on Spike’s tail-root.
[YEOW!] Spike spun, roaring at her airship, but of course, Mindy’s Foresight was much higher, and much farther from Spike than Charlie’s Roving Albatross.
“Cease fire!” Remian shouted at her, waving. “Cease fire! Stop shooting!” [Mindy, STOP!]
[R-Remian…?!] Mindy’s confusion floated back to Remian in an inkling of a thought before disappearing entirely.
[Spike, calm down…] Remian tried.
[It bit me in the tail!] Spike spluttered. [My poor tail!!]
[You attacked us first. Smack the hive and you have to expect hornets to sting.]
[Hornets? Hive? What are you talking about?] Spike groaned, shaking his head groggily. [Ugh. What happened?]
[You got baited by a magic crystal and came rampaging again.] Remian summarized.
[Again?! Where’s that blasted crystal, I’m gonna… I’m gonna…] Spike hesitated. [What’s the worst thing you could do to a magic crystal?]
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