I can't stop laughing at Grandma's jokes, because I already understood in the worst possible way that Magic Mike isn't really a magician, and that Grandma doesn't keep anything to herself.“Magic Mike is a very hot guy who makes me sweat, and not only that.Fuck! Why did I ask? I can't stop laughing, I bring my elbows to my knees, my face to my hands and I'm laughing like never before.“Channing Tatum dances so rich that it makes my desert moist.I can't take this anymore, my stomach hurts from so much laughter, I don't want to imagine what meaning he wanted to give to his "desert" I'm a good boy, so I'll think that he means that the shower in his house doesn't work, yes, that.When I finally manage to calm down I pose with Kate for the blessed photo and I'm still holding back a laugh at the memory of his unusual way of describing a movie, and almost immediately the still is out the bottom of the camera. I like this camera, Grandma gives it to us and I can't help but feel an internal
My eyes glaze over immediately. Kate cries into my neck until after a few minutes he tries to calm down, wipes the tears from his eyes and takes a deep breath.I would like to let myself cry too but I won't."Give it to me, I'll burn it," he tells me, I search his face for something that tells me he's joking."No," I say immediately, "if you don't keep it, I will." Someday you'll want to read it again,” she shakes her head."You've made me cry enough." What a shame” I smile and look back at the letter."Fuck, I'm going to have to hire your father to write articles." I don't think he knows that you got that talent out of him “and yes, Kate must have been a writer “she tries to laugh but doesn't let it out, rather a listless smile forms on her face as she takes the letter again.“Get rid of her,” he says, handing me the letter again. I don't understand why, but I partly agree with him; he feels a grudge and I know that this will not let him pass so easily.I take her beautiful face and
Yes, as I thought, later I would regret throwing the cell phone against the wall, I try to turn it on but he doesn't want to answer. Why didn't I just turn it off? I already ordered another one but I need this motherfucker to turn on, I have important calls to take, then I remember Brittany and it better be off, I don't want her calling me. And when I'm seeing the positive side of not having a cell phone, the damn thing turns on.“YEAH! IT WORKS! I yell, I can't help it.Kate, who was looking out the window, turns to me intrigued, I start typing on my phone but apparently the touchscreen hasn't adjusted well, I look up and there are Kate's beautiful eyes scrutinizing me and he smiles slightly.“What? I ask, she shakes her head, smiling more broadly, she looks beautiful in a white off”the”shoulder blouse quite tight to the body, I love this woman, I put my hands on both sides of her waist, and I immediately feel like kissing her and I do it, but I don't just want to kiss her, I want mo
I don't know how Kate convinced me to stay in this pot but if she wants to stay here I have no choice but to stay with her, I have heard my mother say that chamomile is good for reducing menstrual cramps in women, yes, I think so That was what I heard but I better check on Google, Google never lies. In front of his apartment building there is a supermarket, I go there and take a box of tea sachets with me.And yes, the blessed chamomile works, ten minutes later she has already fallen asleep and I take her in my arms to her room, I stay next to her, I feel too tired, I think I'll take a vacation tomorrow, I fall asleep in seconds when a message on my cell phone wakes me up, I felt like it was only 5 minutes, but no, it's already 5 in the morning.From Malcom.We left running?What a miracle this idiot is awake before me.To: Malcom.Okay.I get up quietly so as not to wake Kate and another message arrives.From Malcom.I give you 10 minutes, and for me 10 minutes is 10 minutes.To: Mal
I thought Rosa was joking but no, she didn't come back until the next day when she came screaming that she had gone to see her son Juan Pablito in jail, Malcom was there with me and no, she didn't speak to him, until about three days later when Malcom showed up At my house for us to check some papers, she sat in Kate's scratch”ass chair (yes, the one with the giant hand) and Rosa appeared at the door with a new cut. I never praise Rosa but in Malcom it is something normal.But what a beautiful Rosa, new haircut?”Malcom feigns astonishment and Rosa stops suddenly and turns to look at him."That's right." Rosa's eyes shine and she takes her hands to her hair, combing it back."You even look younger and much thinner." I keep from laughing and pretend that the roles are more important.Rosa smiles widely."Do you want brownies kid Malcom?" “ there if I look up, I want brownies too."Of course," he winks at her and flashes one of his best smiles.And so they became best friends again.That
I look at my watch as I wait patiently sitting in the living room of Malcom's house. I look around and this house now looks like a house, before it was a dump since his housekeeper left. And it is that Malcom knows nothing about order and now he even smells like roses.“Tell me, Mr. Centinelo, how can I help you? “Natalie sits across from me adjusting her dress and looks at me intrigued.“As you should know next week is Kate's birthday.“Yes, I already ordered your gift. It comes a day early. Shall we take her out for hamburgers? "What's with these women with hamburgers?"“No, I can now make burgers thanks to Chef Tom and his YouTube channel. So I no longer have the need to take her anywhere to eat unhygienic grease." Natalie looks at me and laughs out loud, I frown and look at her curiously.“You and Malcom are identical. Why weren't you the ones who got married in Las Vegas? He laughs again.I look at her with disapproval, if it wasn't because she's a woman I'd already be hitting he
I couldn't sleep all night thinking that Kate has a motorcycle and now he's going to torture me every time I ride it. I'm looking for the thousand ways to get rid of that bike, but with all of them I know Kate is going to be upset. Maybe I have to pay Rosa's friends to break into my house, simulate an armed robbery and just take the motorcycle Ah! And the sunflower rug.As you can imagine my father and Mr. Kateander get along more than well, they speak German all the time, yes, as I said, he gets excited about everything related to Germany, they may be talking bad about me and I don't understand shit to defend myself, maybe I should go to some German courses.Christmas is getting closer and it's beginning to feel, I don't know why I like these days and much more that Kate was born close to these festive dates. We agreed to spend Christmas with Kate's family and New Years with mine. But they all agreed to spend Christmas together at my house. At least it means we won't be traveling and
I sit at the head of the table while I wait for that damn Malcom to show up, apparently he's enjoying being married so much that he doesn't even want to leave his house anymore. After five minutes he appears... And shaved, he frowned immediately, apparently if Kate's words reached him at Christmas."What's up, you fucking shit”tickets?" I narrow my eyes at him as he sits to my right."What did you do with your hippie beard?" He glared at me and adjusts his jacket.“I lost a bet with Natalie, it was either that or wear heels all day.“Bet? “I laugh slightly, while he shakes his head “The damn thing does more abs than me. Can you believe it? I was already making fun of her when I reached 180 without resting and she did 220 “ I raise an eyebrow and smile “By the way, I'll move Andi to another department, or they cut my balls off. Now I need a secretary “ A secretary? “ Cristal brings me a cup of coffee and I thank her, if not, I swear I'll fall asleep.“Yes, Secretary, Santiago. And Andi