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Fire Piss, Could Have Fooled Me
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I left the kitchen and headed through the now empty living room and up the stairs. Mary's room was on the first floor, so I walked over to the pair of doors on the left.

There were two doors for the same room; the other was for Missy. I wondered if the two were getting along better now?

I opened the door, but there was a wall up this time, dividing the two rooms. I guess this was a good way to keep them from fighting.

I walked over to Mary's bed and slowly started to uncoil her off me. She stayed asleep for the most part as I did this, occasionally moaning about meats.

Once Mary was in her bed, I leaned down and kissed her forehead. Her snakes didn't hiss at me, and I smiled as I stood back up, heading for the door.

I would have to try and help the sisters mend things. I would need to figure out what was the reason for Missy's benign and constant questions.

I closed the door as I left and started to make my way up to my room. I was tired, but now I had Missy on the brain as I trudged
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