I poked my head around the corner to find the woman that turned out to be a busty redhead, but I could only see her from the breasts up. Her heaving melons and erect nipples were barely covered and bulging out.
Pointed golden yellow tubes she wore to cover herself left nothing to the imagination, and I was starting to get hot and bothered from just looking at her. For just stepping out of a hole in the ground, this was a pretty good start.
But just where the hell was I? I was looking up, which meant she was like two hundred and fifty centimeters or so tall. This woman was a monster, but tall chicks weren't that bad.
Still, I wasn't here to fraternize that could come later, and she had that hungry woman look. I didn't want to just leave her, but I also did want to get caught up in whatever mess she was in if it wasn't life-threatening.
"Hey, sorry just got here, and didn't want to interrupt your little meeting, with… what was that thing? I heard wings, but I don't know," I said a bit dryly, but the woman didn't seem to be fazed by my lack of expression.
The woman looked me up and down, and as she did, two weird-looking things sticking out of her head shook. They looked similar to feelers or antennae, something like what you might see on an insect, and my skin started to crawl a bit, but I waited.
"Oh, You must be one of those men. One of those that has a special System! You are just the handsome fellow to help me from having to do horrible things for the Great Oni Dao!" The woman complained as her body tipped to the side, and my skin started to crawl with fervor.
The redhead moved from behind the stone with repeated clicks of point touching down on the hard stone. At this point, my skin was about ready to crawl off my body, but I was a man, and she was still really hot; I could do worse than a centipede girl...
"So this Demon Dog is going to use your body? Like as a sex slave or something? I don't want details, also I'm Kazz," I said, offering the… woman my hand.
At this point, I didn't know what I should call her, and using centipede girl didn't feel right. I tried to look her naked body over to try to get over the fact that she was a giant bug, but the constantly moving little feet kept sending chills down my back when I looked at them.
She looked at me strangely, and I used all my reserve manliness to not run away screaming like a little girl as the woman clicked closer to me. I focused on her pretty face as the monster woman came up to me and leaned her face to my hand.
I watched in rapt attention as she slowly moved to lick my hand, but then I quickly pulled it away as she tried to bite me. What the hell was with this woman? She just tried to bite my hand!
"What the hell?! Why did you try to bite me?!" I shouted as I jumped back.
"I am Jilly, the Oomukade, and I wasn't trying to bite you yet. I can if you want me to, but I will be more gentle than that. It's the flavor of you that I like! I want to lick all the salt off your body!" The woman clicked and squealed as she approached me.
I was backing up again, trying to keep some distance between us as she advanced on me. I wished with all my heart that she could have been anything else but this.
Wishing wasn't going to change anything. My father had a saying he used to tell me when I would wish for something.
Wish in one hand, then shit in the other, and then see which would get fuller faster. It was a good saying, and it meant that no amount of wishing could change things, so I took a deep breath and then let it out before speaking.
"Hold on, the thing that was talking to you before said that you would have to do dirty and unclean things if you didn't pay rent, right?" I asked while backing up, but she was moving faster than I could back peddle, and she was gaining on me again.
"Oh yes! He is horrible and nasty to me, making me do all sorts of depraved things! You should defeat the Great Oni Dao, and then I won't have to clean for him anymore! Then I can be your sex slave! Just let me lick your sweet sweaty body!" Oomukade said as she advanced on me, but I turned and ran as fast as I could
"Thanks, but no thanks! Pay your rent on time next time!" I called back as I ran away, but the woman was fast!
No way was I getting involved with this crazy woman! This Jilly could go do the laundry and mop the floors if she couldn't pay rent for her hole in the ground!
"Come back, my precious! I won't bite you if you don't want me to! I can cook and clean for you too while being you faithful sex slave that will let you do anything that you want to me!" Jilly cried out to me.
I started to run faster, and my body started to push past the normal limits that my body was set at before. The muscles in my legs pumped harder, and I slowly started to put some distance between us.
I could hear her squeals slowly getting quieter as I put distance between us, but I needed to keep my attention forward. As much as I would have loved to have a sex slave or just a woman to fool around with, but bugs just weren't my thing.
Still, this was a new world, and I might need to start getting used to the weird-looking people if I wanted to be able to make it in this new world, but Insects were pushing my limits.
Finding the centipede woman and whatever little winged demon was could only mean one thing. If there were two monsters in this world, that would mean there would be more, and that made me smile.I was hoping that most of them were as hot as the bug lady was. If it hadn't been for those creepy legs, I would have beat that bug girls kitty like a red headed step child right now!I really didn't want to have to kill girls, that wasn't something I could do. I mean, I was in a new world, and I was the odd man out from what I understood, but I would have to find ways to deal with them if I had to without hurting them.Maybe I was being stupid for being this way, and it was a dangerous attitude to adopt when I knew the world would be filled with danger. I already had dropped the chance to have the easy way, and now I was saddling myself with more personal restrictions.I had to look at it in the way of just giving myself a handicap in this new life, especially af
I wasn't big on monsters, but I was sure that I should be a statue right now—snakes for hair, snakes body from the… hips down. I looked back up into Medusa's gray eyes, still not getting stoned… was she blind?"Umm, hellooo?" The cute Medusa asked again, and I finally spoke up."Yeah, I am right in front of you," I said, not really sure what to say at this point.How was she still alive? What kind of Monsters survived if they couldn't do what they were supposed to?"Ooo, what are you?" She asked, slithering forward.I didn't move, but I didn't let my guard down either. That would be a great end, killed by stupidity."I am a man, just a human man. Can I ask how you are blind and how you survive while being blind? You are blind, right?" I asked as the cute girl ran hands over me, not seeming to mind the fresh gore or the old crusty stuff."I can be pretty good at avoiding getting in trouble, and my lovelies can smell
"So, we just keep going this way… we turn here, then we just have to go this way for… I think we turn here," Mary told me as she dragged me into a big circle around the inside of the cannon area we were in.Never once did she try to make a left turn to leave the canyon, and she looked so cute wandering around that I let her do two laps before stopping her. As adorable as Mary looked, wandering around, we were literally going nowhere, and it was getting hot out."Mary, are you sure you know where you are going? I don't mean to sound like a drag, but we have been walking circles," I said to her as I pulled her to a stop.I could smell the thickening blood, and flies were starting to gather around the monster I had killed. I wanted to get out of here before the smashed head started to stink, and the smell of blood should attract other monsters, I think.I wasn't sure how to take this world with Mary's revelation that not all the monsters in the
"You two aren't related, are you?" I asked as Mary hugged Jilly's abdomen.I shivered a bit as all the little golden legs braced Mary, but she was giggling from it. I was still keeping my distance; I didn't like to be tickled."No, this little blind vagrant is just someone I see quite often in these parts. I have tried to eat her numerous times and almost was killed each time by freak accidents. So I decided to just leave her be; I also suggest not trying anything that she doesn't like," Jilly warned me.Interesting, so Mary had some kind of protection thing that made chance work in her favor. That would explain how a blind, cute, and defenseless monster has survived so long in this world.Jilly had also just confessed to trying to eat Mary on numerous occasions like it was nothing. Looks like there were conflicting views here.On one side, there was Mary, who couldn't see the world and all of its ugliness, but she assumed that most people were goo
So, whatever was over lording this world seemed to have the ability to give out systems as he chose. I don't know if I would call this cheating now that these two miscreants were part of my party, but I was paying for every advantage with attempts on my life so far."Sorry, I guess I can't kill you either with that little snake of snakes wrapped around you. Well, we have the wood, now you need to pile it! Also, are you going to burn that Troll or not?" Jilly asked me with impatience."Umm, if you can help me out, I can start the fire while you pile the wood unless you know how to cook the meat?" I questioned Jilly as I watched the hard hat slide off the top of her head and rest on her bare back just below her neck."What'sss going on?" Mary hissed up from my arms."Uck, fine, but this better be worth it! Stupid man, can't even kill him! Probably would just leave me wanting more after anyways!" Jilly grumbles as she starts to rip the planks off of the grou
I got the fire started with minimal risk to my life being applied. Jilly had thrown a couple of the long boards at me, but they went wide, completely missing me."Look, the more you mess around with your vain attempts to kill me, the longer it will take to get the meat down," I said as I walked over to the fallen Rock Troll that I had killed."Mmm, maybe, but you have yet to show me anything that would make me less likely to want to eat you," Jilly said while looking at me hungrily and licking her lips.I ignored her; I was already having enough trouble as it was concentrating with Mary on my back. She had started licking the back of my neck, and I was having trouble staying focused as I walked over to the corpse.This was the hard part now, and I needed to get the meaning of this thing quickly before Jilly decides that she doesn't want to wait for the meat. This woman was getting worse and worse as time went on, and I didn't want to keep relying on Mary
After having to hold Mary under my arm and fend off Jilly with the fire sword for about fifteen minutes, turning them once, they were done. The smell of the meat was quite good, and it filled the air, so I could see why it had to keep the girls back.This was probably the best thing that either of them had ever smelled. The bit of human in each of them yearned for the complexity of flavor.Eating fresh meat was probably second nature to them and every other monster. If they could all eat it raw, why would they try to cook?Now, I grabbed some burnt point short spear that I used to skewer the steaks. I was tempted to give Jilly hers right away in payment for trying to kill me, but instead, I spent five minutes running around waving meat sticks around while holding Mary off.I was trying to cool them off, but Jilly took it as me running away. Instead, being the intelligent centipede, she was had decided not to chase me. Instead, she grabbed one of the hot s
< Don't be stupid this time, and hear me out. If you plan on having these girls around you and you don't want to become lunch while you sleep, you had better listen!>Jeez, this guy was forceful, but I wasn't ignoring what he was saying. There was an excellent chance that he was right, and it would only be a matter of time until Jilly figured some way around Mary.<Good. Now, My name Herotipanlopolis, Great God of Heavens Ninth Gate of Oberomian. You can call me Hero, but I am the ruling god of this world.>You just made that up, didn't you?<I can wait until they kill you if you would prefer. Then I can reopen the gate and hopefully find someone more willing to accept the gifts that are bestowed upon him!>Fine, you're right. I am being a bit of a turd, and I do need your help. So, lay it on me; what is this fancy and unique System that you have for me?[Ranching System] Activated![Level Up] Level 1 gained!