The comment about the bedpost made me turn around to look at her again with interest. Yeah, wow, the large post was still wet, and it looked about the size of a pop can, and it was wet for about a foot down!
"Well, at least I know you are a man for sure!" the black-haired Demon said, but then looked at my lack of shorts that I had left in the back alley.
The girl jumped up from her bed, and rushed over to me, and started to examine my now erect cock.
"Don't you think that you should be paying attention to the thing that is trying to kill you?" A growling voice said from behind me as a purple hand snatched me out of the house.
I was hauled away from the girl that had fallen back as it happened and then brought up to the Behemoth's disgusting grinning face. Even with the Pine-Sol smell, being this close to the creature's mouth was less than a pleasant experience.
The creature was trying to squeeze me, but it was like trying to squeeze a rock because
As the sickly colored yellow eyes of the Behemoth followed the weapon, I timed it in my head. This would be a lot easier than when I used to throw the ball up at the same time at Baseball practice.I didn't need to speed up reaction time for this one because it was something I had practiced as a kind on earth. I timed it and wound up; this usually didn't work very well, but I was just a kid back then.I fueled my anger and outrage as I caught the black and red, cracked bat, slamming it into the side of the Behemoth's head. The bat cut diagonally and severed the top part of the creature's head, causing it to rear back in surprise.Then after turning the remains of his head back and forth, the Behemoth collapsed. Neft must have lost sight, so it would be easy to focus on the very close others."Get out of here, and I will try to get to him, but I need to know where he will be. Can you help me out with that, or those Metalheads are going to get you, and I ca
[What's the plan?]'Pest removal, I am going to get the rat out of the rafter.'[I'm watching with interest.]I started to swing the Hellbat back and forth and focused on the center of the roof. I didn't want to throw it too hard and lose it, or worse, it falls and kills people.I tossed the Hellbat up, and at the exact same moment, the massive doors behind me burst open. I turned and then started to back up, but the toss was light, and the Hellbat was completing the height of its arch as the Behemoths and Metalheads crashed through.I turned back and ripped the post of the railing and whipped back around, and threw the bit of wood at the Metalheads. I barely dodged a spear but then ducked two more speers as the wood crashed into two, but not really doing that much.That was enough, though, and I grabbed the Hellcat out of the air, then the spear hit me in the chest. I was pushed back, but then the speer fell harmlessly without leaving a mar
"Oh, come now, Harold, we are all friends here, right? Since you decided that this wasn't good enough, and wiped your brain, let me remind you, Zack! Heslin Zero, millionaire, and extraordinaire, but now I am this thing because of you!" Zero said to me and then walked around to stand in front of me, and I flinched despite not being able to move.The creature that stepped in front of me was any but what the voice suggested. Instead, horrendous and graphically disturbing just could not encompass all the random teeth, eyes, and mouths all over the body.Zero had galaxy-sprayed skinned with fast rotating solar systems that actively floated around the inside, but it was hard to concentrate on anything. Each time I did try to follow it, I would run into a mouth filled with a red swirling substance the spiraled inside or an eye."So, what do you think? King of everything, but what did I have to give up? Everything, of course, because I don't get a choice in this anymor
I blocked a pair of axes that smashed down using my other hand to brace the other end of the Hellbat and then shoved it back. Neft's pair of axes went up, and I went forward but then backed up after almost face planting into the meat stick of doom![I don't think it will fit.]'Shut it!'"What is your problem?!" I asked as I ran up the stairs from the giant cock Demon."What? You're scared of me now, Pink Man?!" Neft roared out he leapt to the second floor.I smashed two strikes from the axes, but then the pervert tried to shove his blue thunder rod at me. I back peddled and turned to run as I started cutting a lap."No, I am scared of being sexually assaulted by you, not physically, but maybe that's the same. Honestly, do you need to be erect right now?!" I asked as the Demon Lord chased me like some cartoon around the second floor of his Keep."I can only get hard when I am mad, and you are PISSING ME OFF!" Neft screamed, and I felt
"How do I know that I can trust you? You could just kill them the moment I get to you, right?" I asked, and Neft's face distorted into a smile filled with sharp teeth."Think of it this way. Most of the women and the missing ones that I have been trying to find and kill for the last thirty-odd years are at the beach working on some strange metal shell. I should be killing them, but that will just end up getting me into a fight with someone that is very angry and unreasonable," Doa explained."What do you hope to gain from talking to me? Do you think I am going to spare you after all that you have done and are still doing?" I questioned, and Neft's head nodded to me with an understanding look that annoyed me."Yes, I do see where you are coming from, but it is a matter of view, my boy! In this life, a demon has one task. Conquer until there is nothing left, and then we all move on! But if we die, that doesn't happen until we are born again! I don't really want to
Not really disappointing, but it was a bit of a buzzkill considering how hard I had fought over the last few days. This was only my fourth day on the island, and I had thought that I had undergone some extreme changes.Now, Harold was telling me that I was equivalent to a toddler struggling to swim in a wading pool. Except that the wading pool was in the middle of the ocean, and there was no in between the next step.[Yeah, that is an excellent way to put it, but it's meant like that so you can learn how to use the skills you are learning in a short amount of time.]That was a good point, and I activated my Fire Force Pact and Water Undine Totem, then locked onto Hanna. I jogged the block to the house where I had left her and then went inside to hear her coming down the stairs in a rush."You killed him? The Keep is a mess, and all the animated dead dropped!" Hanna said as she ran over to hug me."Yes, he is dead, but we need to get going. I am goi
"Alright, Kali, this is Hanna; I want you to take her back to the Keep. Grogvel, can Windorf and you escort them back? I need to go rescue Mex; Dao took him," I explained to everyone as my Elemental partners gathered around me."We can, but are you sure that it is a good idea?" Gorgvel asked me as he made a grinding sound scratching his chin."Don't have much of a choice; I have to go deal with Dao, but he has Demons surrounding the Keep, and I don't want to send the girls back there alone. You can also help defend if it comes to that. The rest of the girls are at the beach right now, but they will be coming back at some point, and they are being watched as well," I explained."What happened there? How did everything become so blown around?" Windorf asked in disbelief, but then his eyes went big. "Where is my daughter?!""She is with the girls, and she is safest there, so you two need to get there and make sure that the place is ready to defend if it come
'Is there any way we can mark this place? I want to come back here before we leave the island. I think this might be something important, but I'm not really sure.'[Done. I have it marked on the general map of the island I have. You also have access to it, but it is not detailed and is only a basic overhead view. I should have told you before now, but I had forgotten about it after you decided to completely ignore me.]I looked away from the Gnolls that were almost completely gone and sighed. I could have saved everyone a lot of trouble if I had taken things more seriously in the beginning.[more than likely, but that was yesterday, and only now and tomorrow matter. You are doing better now, but in the future, you are going to have to work on a base of operations.]I started to run again, weaving through the trees as I thought about Hero's words. I planned on making some kind of Ranch like my system suggested, but I couldn't do it yet.'Once we get