101 – Not a Cooking Show
Author: Namazu
last update Last Updated: 2024-10-29 19:42:56

The bell signaling the start of the match rang. Urukka walked around while pointing his spear at his opponent. Meanwhile, Charles remained standing where he was. Those kitchen utensils were still around his body.

The lizardman then ran forward. However, the chef managed to block the attacks with a large spoon and cutting board.

"Look, he didn't do any movements," Matt commented. "Those tools seem to have a mind of their own."

"I'm curious, Matt." Lognar rubbed his chin. "Why does he use his hands to cook, even though he can move those tools without touching them."

The president elaborated. "He believes that the human touch is necessary to make delicious food. He also didn't want to injure his hands, which he used for cooking, so he didn't use them for fighting."

Urukka still had difficulty hitting the chef, even though the lizardman had tried to attack the man from various directions.

"I'll wipe that annoying smile of yours!" Urukka wa

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