I flew over the wall, trying to make less noise. Donnerwetter! Since the gates of the central complex were closed, then (it) was not going to leave there flush with the tops of the walls. Studying the flooded buildings from a height, I found the entrance to the vault. But this is great! In order to only get to the vault, the Dragons need to demolish two gates. Very well! I flew up to the swaying mess at the entrance to the pantry and began to burn the slurry with fire. All I need is a platform to sit down, and even then only for reasons of disgust. The dragon (it) is not afraid!
With the same fire, I destroyed the door. Now there was nothing holding me back. Slapping on (it) with clawed paws, I squeezed into the vault, automatically noting three more knots at the door, and began to loot. Only legendary and unique items. And some more pebbles, which I really liked. Leaving the heels of the legendary items in place so that the Azure would not suspect anything, I quickly collected the bags in the pantry, climbed out and did the same in the adjoining courtyard, and then took off and headed away from the castle. One of the effects of the scrolls was to block outgoing portals, and I had to move away from the castle a bit before I got the amulet of communication:
"Vilthrax, take me away!"
* * *
One undoubted benefit of my communication with Vitoldych is meditation. His advice was that when, for example, I want to close my eyelids for five minutes on the couch, instead of just dozing, I would try to send my consciousness to distant distances. To the stars. So my morning now traditionally began with the fact that, sitting on the terrace with a cup of coffee and blissfully closing my eyes, I was torn into alien galaxies. Just almost torn, as I was returned back to the city With a phone call. Damn, in the most interesting place!
— Hello! I said to the sky.
- Dmitry? came the answer. - This is Igor. I need to meet you!
“Eh…” I hesitated. - Do I need to come to you?
- No no! he replied. “I can easily get to you. Unless, of course, you don't mind.
“Not at all,” I don’t mind. — When are you expected?
- Yes, I'm already in the hall downstairs. Now I'll get up and talk.
Haha! Well, it does! Thirty seconds later the doorbell rang. I let the guest in:
- Will you have coffee?
- I will not refuse! - answered the red-eyed disheveled bum. Putting down the mug so that hot water would flow through the cone, I asked sympathetically:
- A sleepless night?
Igor smiled.
“Imagine, in all the castles of the Phoenixes, the sewer broke at the same time, and the citadels were flooded with shit. The Azure Dragons, after going through some dungeon that we can’t even find, received eight scrolls, which they activated in the Phoenix castles. The dragons found the quest item in the Phoenix clanshop, but the quest immediately disappeared, as it never existed. In order not to leave empty-handed, the Dragons cleaned up the Phoenix Treasury and filed a complaint against the administration, blaming it for buggy functionality and demanding compensation. Ten thousand programmers rummaged through the logs and source codes during the day, but could not find the problem. Not a single tiny snag! His eyes shone. - It was just brilliant, Dmitry!
“Hmm, it really looks like the work of a master!” I agreed.
- I quite accidentally remembered that you once worked approximately in this profile and suggested that my superiors ask you to become our security consultant!
"Mmm," I hesitated, not knowing what to say. - Thanks?
— The Corporation has already sent you a new agreement. When you have time, please check it out!
- I - with pleasure, Igor, but you must understand ...
“Yes, yes, my superiors will not ask for your help in cases like this!” - he assured me and added in a conspiratorial tone: - In the past 24 hours, we have had a threefold surge in attendance of chats and forums. The ads are selling like hot cakes!
I have one condition...
“Absolutely all monitoring of you and tracking your actions on the network has been removed since this morning, regardless of whether you signed a contract for consultations! He finished his third cup of espresso and moved to the exit: - Honestly, I'm very pleased to meet you! he confessed at the door. - You will not get bored - this is at least!
* * *
Well, what kind of visit to Barliona is this without a call from Ehkiller !!! It would be surprising if he didn't call, by the way. The voice seems to be calm, even a little affectionate:
— Mahan, dear, come, we need to talk!
“In ten minutes at the Golden Horseshoe?”
- No, in the "Horseshoe" it will not work! - One of the effects of the scrolls I made was a weekly curse of Pariah, which drained Reputation and Attractiveness from NPCs at a rate of one per second. Because it stank from the carrier, like from a barrel with (it). That is, Killer was then in one of the castles, and Phoenix in full force is now sitting at home. - Can't you?
“No, my defense instantly destroys all hostile factions, and you treat them after recent events. Name a spot and I'll be there.
Okay, here are the coordinates.
Not far, by the way, from the scene of my crime. Decided to send for rebirth? Nothing, let's hear what he wants to tell me! Silent Killer and Hal met me in the clearing. M-yes, well, and the smell of him! I stood next to him and also decided to be silent, looking around. And what are they? For sunset, it seems, it’s early, and in the wrong direction, for sunrise it’s too late ... Sakura has long faded ... The forest is like a forest, neither a picturesque lake, nor a hut in a clearing. Unclear.
- Seven castles! Mag suddenly spoke up. - The most pumped from the 28th level dipped to the 12th. Three - generally left in one!
“Yes, I heard about the unfortunate events of yesterday!” I chimed in. The dwarf gritted his teeth furiously and grabbed his axe. “Hel, step back about ten meters, otherwise your daddy won’t have time to tell me everything he wanted!”
Ehkiller glared angrily at the tank. He stuck out his beard in protest and stepped back nine meters. Man! I respect! So openly and boldly express their disobedience to the tyranny of the boss!
- What are you complaining about? I have my troubles!
- Listen (frivolous person), now you (leave) from here to the respawn point, and I will blacklist you. And then every (organ) of my clan will (love) you every meeting. And you will bring me this money and these objects in your teeth! he said.
The system kindly cut out indecent words, substituting literary analogues instead.
“Do you know, Killer, what is your mistake?” I asked confidentially. You don't know how to think ahead at all! You missed out on a unique Artifact Specialist for a momentary benefit. And now you keep losing money by building the wrong conversation.
- Oh, you! .. - growled the main phoenix man.
- Where should I start? I interrupted him. - Dear Mahan, my comrades and I were wrong, here are the items taken by mistake, here is compensation for shrinkage and shrinkage, would you deign to lead our campaign for the secrets of the world?
— Who are you? - the failed father-in-law turned white. - (Carrot) to you, not objects!
"I'm making a bet," I said, looking at him. — Make a list of legendaries and uniques that have disappeared from your clanshrane. I will mark the positions that are definitely in the custody of the Azure Dragons. For the rest - if within two months I do not receive everything that you so carelessly took out of my bag, then Phoenix will receive all the items back. If it happens, as I suppose, then Phoenix will officially give me half of that list. I agree?
“So that’s who…” Mage muttered. - Aren't you afraid that the administration will take you for (nuts)? You can't even sell it!
- What is it"? I am now talking about what rightfully belongs to the Phoenix, and I propose that mine be done only on certain conditions. Bet?
— Bet! Ehkiller agreed. — Hel! and he nodded his head in my direction. Helfire accelerated sharply, and a portal flared up nearby.
You were sent to be reborn by the player Helfire
Player Anastaria wants to revive you. To accept?
It's okay, I'll take a walk around the city today - unlike my hole, it's really beautiful!
* * *
— Hello? - The female voice that answered my call had such charming, almost purring intonations that even goosebumps ran down my back.
- Hello! I said politely.
- Good evening! - responded on the other end, sending me to nirvana. Hell, even the Sirens' charms don't work on me!
— Eve? I asked.
- Yes it's me! the girl replied languidly, gently tugging at some secret strings of my soul with her voice. With whom do I have the honor?
This is Dimitri! You were on the committee...
- Yes Yes! - the girl answered quickly. The imposing panther was instantly replaced by a kitten, who had just noticed a bow on a string, which, trembling, was crawling away from him. Jump! - I'm very glad that you called, Dmitry!
- If it's not difficult for you, then Dima. And on "you", if possible.
“I’m uncomfortable…” the girl on the other end of the line hesitated. - It's not polite!
“Please, Eve!
- Well ... Dima. How can I be useful to you ... to you?
“Good company,” I said.
"That's...too broad," Eve said carefully. - What exactly do you mean?
“I would like to take a walk around the city,” I reassured her.
Crap! Didn't run into that one! And it was already too late to celebrate the retreat, and it was uncomfortable in front of the girl. On the other hand, there was nothing to give your phone!
— I suggest you take a taxi from home and meet in the center.
- In the center? I asked. - And where?
“Ask the taxi driver to take you to the Stock Exchange, and we’ll meet there.” When are you ready to go out?
- Yeah right now.
"Then I'll call a taxi and the driver will contact you when he's downstairs." See you!
- Bye!
She hung up, and I went to choose a more appropriate admin sweater. Joke. The same Georgette, even at the stage of settlement, took care that I had several suits for walking in my closet, one of which I tried on, again marveling at the exact eye of the main nymph.
Eva, as promised, was waiting for me at a huge building with steps and columns. Across the road, in a semicircle that jutted out into the river, stood two towers with pieces of boats sticking out of them. Despite the heat, a pleasant cool breeze blew from the river, blowing the girl's wheaten hair and linen sarafan. Smiling, she looked up at me with her brown eyes and held out her hand.
- Hi!
- Hi! - I carefully, so as not to break, shook her fragile fingers. To be honest, I don't understand this gesture. The handshake was originally a sign of reconciliation between the warring parties. How can I fight a woman, or even more so a beautiful girl? Brad some this emancipation! “To be honest, I'm hungry. Maybe we can eat?
"I don't mind," she replied, waving her hand gracefully. “Look, there is a pretty good restaurant opposite with a beautiful view,” she nodded at a large tent located across the river from us on the lawn between the wall of the squat fortress and the sandy beach. - Or maybe...
- Wonderful! - I said. - Come on and let's go!
We crossed the road and moved towards the tower on the left, towards the bridge over the branch of the river. Yvette immediately began to tell me about the sights surrounding us - about the palace, or rather, the palaces across the river, about the fortress and the cathedral in it. We did not go even two hundred meters, as I cut it off:
“I’m sorry… hmm…Her face frowned in concern.- What? Did I say something wrong?— No, no, it's all right, but come on... Tell me better about yourself, huh?She smiled slyly.- No, then you first! And then I will start to be frank, and you are some kind of rapist!I smiled back at her.- Not a rapist, of course, but a criminal - that's for sure!She looked thoughtfully at my figure.“Are you, by any chance, a gigolo?”I laughed.- Oh, thank you, I cheered! - I said, wiping away my tears, and then seriously added: - No, not a gigolo and not a maniac. I am a hacker.- Hacker is not scary! she nodded. "Not a thief, not a murderer!"“I am not,” I replied. - But a hacker can be both, and even a maniac or a blackmailer.- Yah! she waved her hand. - I do not believe!- Will you let me? I pointed to her communicator. Eve removed the bracelet from her hand and handed it to me. I carefully looked into her eyes: - Is it possible to trust the first person you meet like that?She met my gaze firm
Crius, who was sitting opposite, finished his beer and gave the mug to the jumping Viltrax, and then looked at me inquisitively:“Okay, I listened to you. This, of course, is more entertaining than fussing about your petty affairs, but not very interesting, on the other hand, - he stretched, as if stretching his tired muscles. - Are we going to bring down the dragon?“Now I don’t even know…” I answered mechanically."Uh-uh, we didn't agree on that!" Crius said sternly. - You pick some snot!On the machine, I ran my sleeve under my nose, and the Titan smiled for the first time in the entire time of our acquaintance:- Well, you have a tragedy, but what have I got to do with it? Do you expect me to drop everything and go to help the vendetta of an unfamiliar player, and even an official Loch?I looked longingly at my pictogram, which denoted the Achievement I had received. Well, yes, they gave me the Achievement. Unique - that is, no one else will ever have this. Maybe…Achievement: Loc
- And mine is to protect ... And I can't protect anyone anymore, Mahan. At the same time, the debt, as I understand it, has not gone away.- And I…- Do not interrupt! And you... You, you know, just out of stubbornness do not want to admit it. So here's the third condition...I realized that now I will find out why he pinned me. And I already knew for sure that he needed me and precisely for the sake of this third condition. And if I had not called him, he would have come himself. But before Ehkiller contacts me.“In eight months, not earlier and not later, to the address that I will indicate to you, you will send a letter with an invitation to a date, addressing the girl with “you” and signing your game name. Further - as you know. One "but"...I got it, Titan!“Really, do you understand? — the giant loomed over me with all his carcass. - Truth?- True true! I nodded.- Well, I went!"Give me back the spoon!"- What spoon? For some reason Crius reached into his pocket, and then he ca
- Who did you leave it to? Crius pointed to a corpse in rich armor lying in the center of the hall with a sword stuck vertically into it.- And this is for you!- Why would you? he asked suspiciously, approaching the body.- Chuika! - I said.- What kind of chuyka?- Shaman! - for persuasiveness he raised his index finger.Crius bent down and thrust his hand into the dead man. His face brightened, a smile appeared on his lips, and he froze, obviously looking at the stats of prey.- Well, what is there? I couldn't resist.- Everything is good there! he smiled at me.- What is good?- And everything is good! His smile got even wider.- Won't you tell?- Still small! he said.- Yes, I'm fifty levels higher than you! I was offended.- You still jump! he retorted.Toward the end, the cave turned to the left and passed into some kind of brightly lit room, which we could not see from the passage. When we were already close to this bend, the whole space around seemed to be filled with Homeric
Crius seemed to be gradually coming to his senses, because wheezing and gurgling could be heard from the side where he was lying. He is still healthy! I looked at the giant, who, still holding his stomach, had already found the strength to breathe. He glanced at Aquarizamax and his body convulsed again.- A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! - Titan rolled on the ground, absurdly kicking his legs. "Dragon, motherfucking!" The Dragon!- Well, Dvakon, and what's fmefnovo? - the adversary hanging upside down answered in bewilderment.- The Dragon! Crius flared up even more. — Oh, I can't! Oh, keep me seven! The Dragon! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!- Stop the tantrum! I threw to him. Crius fell silent and, groaning, stood up, heading towards us."Dragon, you say!" Yes, let him go! he already told me.— Well, Dvakon, and what? the animal replied. I must say that the debuff Stomach Break was very effective. The dragon was red in color, consisted of short legs that allowed him to barely tear his b
On a huge powerful body with gray skin and pink palms and feet rested a round head about a meter in diameter with one and a half meter ears and sixty centimeter tusks protruding from under a two-meter trunk, which, being forty centimeters at the base, tapered towards the end to a miserable quarter of a meter. Finding me with his small evil eyes, Heffalump lifted his trunk to the floor, crumbling Venetian stucco and Florentine mosaics, and again made that trumpet sound. My legs began to buckle, and I commanded myself a strategic retreat. Turning around with the Flute in his arms, he pranced into cover behind the throne, for some reason raising his knees high. The Heffalump was about to twitch after me, but, tangling his legs in the trunk, which reached his knees, he slammed on the floor. Twitching a couple of times, he pulled his bugle out from under him and blew already, rather, embarrassing and pitiful. For a second, I even felt sympathy for the terrible little animal, and finally pa
Very entertaining! I found myself, as it were, in a cap, on the surface of which multi-colored dots, specks, spots and huge blots flickered. Looking closely at one of them, I realized that it was the Lesser Spirit of Fire. Focusing on not wanting to see the Fire Spirits, I touched the "map". The red dots are gone. I touched the blue one, and the Water Spirits were also filtered out. I got colder and colder. Either this place sucked the strength out of me, or it really was so cold here, despite the fact that I didn’t feel it right away.There were fewer and fewer points, and I almost gave up on my idea, which so far has not brought me anything but chattering teeth and another small brick in the wall of knowledge about Barliona, when I stumbled upon what I needed. Lesser Spirit of Search! I called him immediately and he gave me the coordinates. Excellent! A spot appeared on the map, twenty kilometers in diameter. Exactly what is needed! Well, at least I know she's in Kartos! Sighing, I
“Well, it’s your business with dad,” I replied indifferently. - If you want to play with me - you will do what I say!That's it man! He said - how chopped off! I still had to spit through my teeth ...- Maha-a-an! Flute shook my sleeve.- What else?- Is it true that you only deal with those who have at least two higher educations?I almost choked on a tambourine!- Well, let's then ... - I made a sweeping movement with a brush.- What - come on?- Act run!“Wait…” she froze for a few seconds, obviously working on a mailbox. Then she waited for another minute, looking bored at the frescoes, and after that, obviously having received something, she reported: - Done!- How? I rolled my eyes.“Well, I just accepted an invitation to our local university…” she explained. - I have a school with a gold medal and university preparatory courses, after which they issue a certificate for admission.- What about your specialty?I will study to be a hacker! the zombie said casually. - I'll be like