I flew over the wall, trying to make less noise. Donnerwetter! Since the gates of the central complex were closed, then (it) was not going to leave there flush with the tops of the walls. Studying the flooded buildings from a height, I found the entrance to the vault. But this is great! In order to only get to the vault, the Dragons need to demolish two gates. Very well! I flew up to the swaying mess at the entrance to the pantry and began to burn the slurry with fire. All I need is a platform to sit down, and even then only for reasons of disgust. The dragon (it) is not afraid!
With the same fire, I destroyed the door. Now there was nothing holding me back. Slapping on (it) with clawed paws, I squeezed into the vault, automatically noting three more knots at the door, and began to loot. Only legendary and unique items. And some more pebbles, which I really liked. Leaving the heels of the legendary items in place so that the Azure would not suspect anything, I quickly collected the bags in the pantry, climbed out and did the same in the adjoining courtyard, and then took off and headed away from the castle. One of the effects of the scrolls was to block outgoing portals, and I had to move away from the castle a bit before I got the amulet of communication:
"Vilthrax, take me away!"
* * *
One undoubted benefit of my communication with Vitoldych is meditation. His advice was that when, for example, I want to close my eyelids for five minutes on the couch, instead of just dozing, I would try to send my consciousness to distant distances. To the stars. So my morning now traditionally began with the fact that, sitting on the terrace with a cup of coffee and blissfully closing my eyes, I was torn into alien galaxies. Just almost torn, as I was returned back to the city With a phone call. Damn, in the most interesting place!
— Hello! I said to the sky.
- Dmitry? came the answer. - This is Igor. I need to meet you!
“Eh…” I hesitated. - Do I need to come to you?
- No no! he replied. “I can easily get to you. Unless, of course, you don't mind.
“Not at all,” I don’t mind. — When are you expected?
- Yes, I'm already in the hall downstairs. Now I'll get up and talk.
Haha! Well, it does! Thirty seconds later the doorbell rang. I let the guest in:
- Will you have coffee?
- I will not refuse! - answered the red-eyed disheveled bum. Putting down the mug so that hot water would flow through the cone, I asked sympathetically:
- A sleepless night?
Igor smiled.
“Imagine, in all the castles of the Phoenixes, the sewer broke at the same time, and the citadels were flooded with shit. The Azure Dragons, after going through some dungeon that we can’t even find, received eight scrolls, which they activated in the Phoenix castles. The dragons found the quest item in the Phoenix clanshop, but the quest immediately disappeared, as it never existed. In order not to leave empty-handed, the Dragons cleaned up the Phoenix Treasury and filed a complaint against the administration, blaming it for buggy functionality and demanding compensation. Ten thousand programmers rummaged through the logs and source codes during the day, but could not find the problem. Not a single tiny snag! His eyes shone. - It was just brilliant, Dmitry!
“Hmm, it really looks like the work of a master!” I agreed.
- I quite accidentally remembered that you once worked approximately in this profile and suggested that my superiors ask you to become our security consultant!
"Mmm," I hesitated, not knowing what to say. - Thanks?
— The Corporation has already sent you a new agreement. When you have time, please check it out!
- I - with pleasure, Igor, but you must understand ...
“Yes, yes, my superiors will not ask for your help in cases like this!” - he assured me and added in a conspiratorial tone: - In the past 24 hours, we have had a threefold surge in attendance of chats and forums. The ads are selling like hot cakes!
I have one condition...
“Absolutely all monitoring of you and tracking your actions on the network has been removed since this morning, regardless of whether you signed a contract for consultations! He finished his third cup of espresso and moved to the exit: - Honestly, I'm very pleased to meet you! he confessed at the door. - You will not get bored - this is at least!
* * *
Well, what kind of visit to Barliona is this without a call from Ehkiller !!! It would be surprising if he didn't call, by the way. The voice seems to be calm, even a little affectionate:
— Mahan, dear, come, we need to talk!
“In ten minutes at the Golden Horseshoe?”
- No, in the "Horseshoe" it will not work! - One of the effects of the scrolls I made was a weekly curse of Pariah, which drained Reputation and Attractiveness from NPCs at a rate of one per second. Because it stank from the carrier, like from a barrel with (it). That is, Killer was then in one of the castles, and Phoenix in full force is now sitting at home. - Can't you?
“No, my defense instantly destroys all hostile factions, and you treat them after recent events. Name a spot and I'll be there.
Okay, here are the coordinates.
Not far, by the way, from the scene of my crime. Decided to send for rebirth? Nothing, let's hear what he wants to tell me! Silent Killer and Hal met me in the clearing. M-yes, well, and the smell of him! I stood next to him and also decided to be silent, looking around. And what are they? For sunset, it seems, it’s early, and in the wrong direction, for sunrise it’s too late ... Sakura has long faded ... The forest is like a forest, neither a picturesque lake, nor a hut in a clearing. Unclear.
- Seven castles! Mag suddenly spoke up. - The most pumped from the 28th level dipped to the 12th. Three - generally left in one!
“Yes, I heard about the unfortunate events of yesterday!” I chimed in. The dwarf gritted his teeth furiously and grabbed his axe. “Hel, step back about ten meters, otherwise your daddy won’t have time to tell me everything he wanted!”
Ehkiller glared angrily at the tank. He stuck out his beard in protest and stepped back nine meters. Man! I respect! So openly and boldly express their disobedience to the tyranny of the boss!
- What are you complaining about? I have my troubles!
- Listen (frivolous person), now you (leave) from here to the respawn point, and I will blacklist you. And then every (organ) of my clan will (love) you every meeting. And you will bring me this money and these objects in your teeth! he said.
The system kindly cut out indecent words, substituting literary analogues instead.
“Do you know, Killer, what is your mistake?” I asked confidentially. You don't know how to think ahead at all! You missed out on a unique Artifact Specialist for a momentary benefit. And now you keep losing money by building the wrong conversation.
- Oh, you! .. - growled the main phoenix man.
- Where should I start? I interrupted him. - Dear Mahan, my comrades and I were wrong, here are the items taken by mistake, here is compensation for shrinkage and shrinkage, would you deign to lead our campaign for the secrets of the world?
— Who are you? - the failed father-in-law turned white. - (Carrot) to you, not objects!
"I'm making a bet," I said, looking at him. — Make a list of legendaries and uniques that have disappeared from your clanshrane. I will mark the positions that are definitely in the custody of the Azure Dragons. For the rest - if within two months I do not receive everything that you so carelessly took out of my bag, then Phoenix will receive all the items back. If it happens, as I suppose, then Phoenix will officially give me half of that list. I agree?
“So that’s who…” Mage muttered. - Aren't you afraid that the administration will take you for (nuts)? You can't even sell it!
- What is it"? I am now talking about what rightfully belongs to the Phoenix, and I propose that mine be done only on certain conditions. Bet?
— Bet! Ehkiller agreed. — Hel! and he nodded his head in my direction. Helfire accelerated sharply, and a portal flared up nearby.
You were sent to be reborn by the player Helfire
Player Anastaria wants to revive you. To accept?
It's okay, I'll take a walk around the city today - unlike my hole, it's really beautiful!
* * *
— Hello? - The female voice that answered my call had such charming, almost purring intonations that even goosebumps ran down my back.
- Hello! I said politely.
- Good evening! - responded on the other end, sending me to nirvana. Hell, even the Sirens' charms don't work on me!
— Eve? I asked.
- Yes it's me! the girl replied languidly, gently tugging at some secret strings of my soul with her voice. With whom do I have the honor?
This is Dimitri! You were on the committee...
- Yes Yes! - the girl answered quickly. The imposing panther was instantly replaced by a kitten, who had just noticed a bow on a string, which, trembling, was crawling away from him. Jump! - I'm very glad that you called, Dmitry!
- If it's not difficult for you, then Dima. And on "you", if possible.
“I’m uncomfortable…” the girl on the other end of the line hesitated. - It's not polite!
“Please, Eve!
- Well ... Dima. How can I be useful to you ... to you?
“Good company,” I said.
"That's...too broad," Eve said carefully. - What exactly do you mean?
“I would like to take a walk around the city,” I reassured her.
Crap! Didn't run into that one! And it was already too late to celebrate the retreat, and it was uncomfortable in front of the girl. On the other hand, there was nothing to give your phone!
— I suggest you take a taxi from home and meet in the center.
- In the center? I asked. - And where?
“Ask the taxi driver to take you to the Stock Exchange, and we’ll meet there.” When are you ready to go out?
- Yeah right now.
"Then I'll call a taxi and the driver will contact you when he's downstairs." See you!
- Bye!
She hung up, and I went to choose a more appropriate admin sweater. Joke. The same Georgette, even at the stage of settlement, took care that I had several suits for walking in my closet, one of which I tried on, again marveling at the exact eye of the main nymph.
Eva, as promised, was waiting for me at a huge building with steps and columns. Across the road, in a semicircle that jutted out into the river, stood two towers with pieces of boats sticking out of them. Despite the heat, a pleasant cool breeze blew from the river, blowing the girl's wheaten hair and linen sarafan. Smiling, she looked up at me with her brown eyes and held out her hand.
- Hi!
- Hi! - I carefully, so as not to break, shook her fragile fingers. To be honest, I don't understand this gesture. The handshake was originally a sign of reconciliation between the warring parties. How can I fight a woman, or even more so a beautiful girl? Brad some this emancipation! “To be honest, I'm hungry. Maybe we can eat?
"I don't mind," she replied, waving her hand gracefully. “Look, there is a pretty good restaurant opposite with a beautiful view,” she nodded at a large tent located across the river from us on the lawn between the wall of the squat fortress and the sandy beach. - Or maybe...
- Wonderful! - I said. - Come on and let's go!
We crossed the road and moved towards the tower on the left, towards the bridge over the branch of the river. Yvette immediately began to tell me about the sights surrounding us - about the palace, or rather, the palaces across the river, about the fortress and the cathedral in it. We did not go even two hundred meters, as I cut it off:
“I’m sorry… hmm…Her face frowned in concern.- What? Did I say something wrong?— No, no, it's all right, but come on... Tell me better about yourself, huh?She smiled slyly.- No, then you first! And then I will start to be frank, and you are some kind of rapist!I smiled back at her.- Not a rapist, of course, but a criminal - that's for sure!She looked thoughtfully at my figure.“Are you, by any chance, a gigolo?”I laughed.- Oh, thank you, I cheered! - I said, wiping away my tears, and then seriously added: - No, not a gigolo and not a maniac. I am a hacker.- Hacker is not scary! she nodded. "Not a thief, not a murderer!"“I am not,” I replied. - But a hacker can be both, and even a maniac or a blackmailer.- Yah! she waved her hand. - I do not believe!- Will you let me? I pointed to her communicator. Eve removed the bracelet from her hand and handed it to me. I carefully looked into her eyes: - Is it possible to trust the first person you meet like that?She met my gaze firm
Crius, who was sitting opposite, finished his beer and gave the mug to the jumping Viltrax, and then looked at me inquisitively:“Okay, I listened to you. This, of course, is more entertaining than fussing about your petty affairs, but not very interesting, on the other hand, - he stretched, as if stretching his tired muscles. - Are we going to bring down the dragon?“Now I don’t even know…” I answered mechanically."Uh-uh, we didn't agree on that!" Crius said sternly. - You pick some snot!On the machine, I ran my sleeve under my nose, and the Titan smiled for the first time in the entire time of our acquaintance:- Well, you have a tragedy, but what have I got to do with it? Do you expect me to drop everything and go to help the vendetta of an unfamiliar player, and even an official Loch?I looked longingly at my pictogram, which denoted the Achievement I had received. Well, yes, they gave me the Achievement. Unique - that is, no one else will ever have this. Maybe…Achievement: Loc
- And mine is to protect ... And I can't protect anyone anymore, Mahan. At the same time, the debt, as I understand it, has not gone away.- And I…- Do not interrupt! And you... You, you know, just out of stubbornness do not want to admit it. So here's the third condition...I realized that now I will find out why he pinned me. And I already knew for sure that he needed me and precisely for the sake of this third condition. And if I had not called him, he would have come himself. But before Ehkiller contacts me.“In eight months, not earlier and not later, to the address that I will indicate to you, you will send a letter with an invitation to a date, addressing the girl with “you” and signing your game name. Further - as you know. One "but"...I got it, Titan!“Really, do you understand? — the giant loomed over me with all his carcass. - Truth?- True true! I nodded.- Well, I went!"Give me back the spoon!"- What spoon? For some reason Crius reached into his pocket, and then he ca
- Who did you leave it to? Crius pointed to a corpse in rich armor lying in the center of the hall with a sword stuck vertically into it.- And this is for you!- Why would you? he asked suspiciously, approaching the body.- Chuika! - I said.- What kind of chuyka?- Shaman! - for persuasiveness he raised his index finger.Crius bent down and thrust his hand into the dead man. His face brightened, a smile appeared on his lips, and he froze, obviously looking at the stats of prey.- Well, what is there? I couldn't resist.- Everything is good there! he smiled at me.- What is good?- And everything is good! His smile got even wider.- Won't you tell?- Still small! he said.- Yes, I'm fifty levels higher than you! I was offended.- You still jump! he retorted.Toward the end, the cave turned to the left and passed into some kind of brightly lit room, which we could not see from the passage. When we were already close to this bend, the whole space around seemed to be filled with Homeric
Crius seemed to be gradually coming to his senses, because wheezing and gurgling could be heard from the side where he was lying. He is still healthy! I looked at the giant, who, still holding his stomach, had already found the strength to breathe. He glanced at Aquarizamax and his body convulsed again.- A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! - Titan rolled on the ground, absurdly kicking his legs. "Dragon, motherfucking!" The Dragon!- Well, Dvakon, and what's fmefnovo? - the adversary hanging upside down answered in bewilderment.- The Dragon! Crius flared up even more. — Oh, I can't! Oh, keep me seven! The Dragon! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!- Stop the tantrum! I threw to him. Crius fell silent and, groaning, stood up, heading towards us."Dragon, you say!" Yes, let him go! he already told me.— Well, Dvakon, and what? the animal replied. I must say that the debuff Stomach Break was very effective. The dragon was red in color, consisted of short legs that allowed him to barely tear his b
On a huge powerful body with gray skin and pink palms and feet rested a round head about a meter in diameter with one and a half meter ears and sixty centimeter tusks protruding from under a two-meter trunk, which, being forty centimeters at the base, tapered towards the end to a miserable quarter of a meter. Finding me with his small evil eyes, Heffalump lifted his trunk to the floor, crumbling Venetian stucco and Florentine mosaics, and again made that trumpet sound. My legs began to buckle, and I commanded myself a strategic retreat. Turning around with the Flute in his arms, he pranced into cover behind the throne, for some reason raising his knees high. The Heffalump was about to twitch after me, but, tangling his legs in the trunk, which reached his knees, he slammed on the floor. Twitching a couple of times, he pulled his bugle out from under him and blew already, rather, embarrassing and pitiful. For a second, I even felt sympathy for the terrible little animal, and finally pa
Very entertaining! I found myself, as it were, in a cap, on the surface of which multi-colored dots, specks, spots and huge blots flickered. Looking closely at one of them, I realized that it was the Lesser Spirit of Fire. Focusing on not wanting to see the Fire Spirits, I touched the "map". The red dots are gone. I touched the blue one, and the Water Spirits were also filtered out. I got colder and colder. Either this place sucked the strength out of me, or it really was so cold here, despite the fact that I didn’t feel it right away.There were fewer and fewer points, and I almost gave up on my idea, which so far has not brought me anything but chattering teeth and another small brick in the wall of knowledge about Barliona, when I stumbled upon what I needed. Lesser Spirit of Search! I called him immediately and he gave me the coordinates. Excellent! A spot appeared on the map, twenty kilometers in diameter. Exactly what is needed! Well, at least I know she's in Kartos! Sighing, I
“Well, it’s your business with dad,” I replied indifferently. - If you want to play with me - you will do what I say!That's it man! He said - how chopped off! I still had to spit through my teeth ...- Maha-a-an! Flute shook my sleeve.- What else?- Is it true that you only deal with those who have at least two higher educations?I almost choked on a tambourine!- Well, let's then ... - I made a sweeping movement with a brush.- What - come on?- Act run!“Wait…” she froze for a few seconds, obviously working on a mailbox. Then she waited for another minute, looking bored at the frescoes, and after that, obviously having received something, she reported: - Done!- How? I rolled my eyes.“Well, I just accepted an invitation to our local university…” she explained. - I have a school with a gold medal and university preparatory courses, after which they issue a certificate for admission.- What about your specialty?I will study to be a hacker! the zombie said casually. - I'll be like
On the first attempt, the cell phone failed to break through the foggy veil of sleep. No matter how hard he tried to dance the tarantella on the bedside table, no matter how he tried to throw his watch, a glass of water, a charger onto the floor with his vibrations, Katya did not wake up. Only slightly trembling eyelashes suggested that sweet oblivion is coming to an end, and you need to wake up and finally turn off this damn phone. Frightened that they would throw him on the floor, the phone fell silent for a minute, but only to voice his presence with new frenzy. Without opening her eyes, Katya reached for the bedside table. -Hello! - No, you're my friend or why! Instead of greeting, they shouted from the tube. It was Sveta and she was a friend. - What are you yelling? You are my friend, my friend, calm down. “Then, if so, why am I the last to know everything?” - I don't know what you should learn first, but I beg you, Light, go to the bathhouse! Let me sleep! I just went to be
Slowly getting used to the light, Vomit heard heavy footsteps. Someone was heading towards him. Terror gripped the entire body of the great demon prince. He was unarmed and weak in the face of possible danger. Searchlights illuminated only a few meters, but then began the possession of impenetrable darkness.Out of the darkness came a short guy in black robes and a hood, holding a long sword in a sheath in his hands. The eerie aura of darkness that he exuded pierced through Vomit like a thousand blades. He was a demon prince, the greatest genius, but this guy... He crushed him like a bug. However, this intimidating aura seemed to Vomit.. Familiar?- Who are you? Why are you doing this? You do realize it's not just the Bloodrain family that's going to hitch up for me, right? Or were you sent by your father?- Who am i? - The guy whispered, leaning to my very face and I managed to look under the hood.- Fuck my dick...He stepped back a few steps.Yes, that's a good, very good question.
Loud footsteps cut the silence of the night city.Azrael breathed in the cold, foul air. Moongate was the most ordinary industrial metropolis. Massive crowds, most of which were office rats, glass, concrete, and rebar buildings eighty or more stories high, an advanced subway system, and a terrible stench from defense factories in the east. Alas, the use of magic could not make production more environmentally friendly, as magicians and scientists did not break their heads, their efforts were useless. Moongate has been an open domain since its inception, humans and demons have long since learned to coexist side by side. And not only to coexist, but also to cooperate with each other. The magic possessed by the demons made it possible to raise the standard of living of ordinary citizens of Moongate, technologies, combined with magic made it possible to achieve amazing results in the production of public goods, and almost all the citizens of the infernal city lived comfortably. But still,
The gang leader screamed in panic and ran wherever his eyes looked, but he could not run far. Azrael sheathed the tati, and in the blink of an eye the criminal lost his legs and fell. Azrael slowly approached him and stepped on his back with his foot. - Well, what are you .. You squeal like a pig. Where is all your confidence and strength? There your friends have already acidified .. What a pity. And we'll have some fun with you ...The gang leader tried to say something, but instead he only began to spit blood. What, you don't like hanging out? Do you even know, mediocrity, how many people's blood is on that sword? Azrael took out the tati again, its blade sparkling in the moonlight. He put it to the bandit's ear. “People like you are not even worthy of human death. You are worse than animals. I must apologize to the pigs for comparing you to them. Azrael cut off the bandit's ear. He screamed wildly, choking on blood. “Tell me what pain is…” Azrael slashed his second ear with his s
Azrael opened his eyes. He stood in the middle of a wonderful garden. Sakura branches covered the sky, rose petals slowly fell to the ground. Azrael tried to catch one of the petals, but failed. He could feel his body, he could move his limbs, but he could not interact with the world that surrounded him.“Oh no.. Not this… Not again…”Nightmares. They tortured Azrael whenever he closed his eyes.A handsome man of about forty entered the garden. He was dressed in a long gray kimono with large shoulder pads and a conical hat, with two swords at his belt - a katana and a wakizashi. Long black hair was pulled back into a ponytail, and there was a kind smile on his face, blue eyes shone with warmth and care.- Dad, dad!Following the man into the garden, a boy of about seven, wearing a clean white kimono and a short sword in his belt, ran into the garden.All this seemed terribly familiar to Azrael. And this place, and these people.. As if he was already here.“Did you want to ask somethin
Azrael stood on the roof of a tall skyscraper, enjoying the view of the starry sky.“Something you’ve been waiting for a long time, I’ve already been waiting for ..” He turned to take steps, a grin appeared on his face, exposing a row of sharp teeth.Opposite him stood a girl in a school uniform, 13-14 years old.- I love places like this. I'll have to thank the master for sending me here. Black as the soul of a killer, the sky with the stars of sorrow framing it. It's just amazing..A sharp sword appeared in the girl's hands, ignited with blue fire. Two faint tears rolled down her cheeks.“What I love about the magical copies created by Nick is because they are endowed with a human mind. Unlike ordinary soulless puppet creatures saturated with magic, you can feel and experience emotions. Just like real people. Having fun with such toys is a real pleasure peak. The way you fight for life.. But still, you lack strength. Magic copies significantly lose combat power compared to the origi
The message only meant that no one on the planet uses electromagnetic waves to exchange messages, and that's all - but with a high probability there is no civilization here "Increased levels of carbon dioxide Increased nitrogen content Increased content of methane Evolved flora discovered Fauna discovered» Not quite the right atmosphere - it's not scary. At least for Elune, there is no such problem, which means that the atmosphere will be as it should be. Several shot probes reached the surface, and the ship's broadcast flashed with images of the species encountered - a couple of species of herbivores, several predators, a rich set of birds, various fish, reptiles and of course thousands of species of insects ... A complete set, in general - on many planets there is none. Some of them may even be intelligent, but we won't know that until the troops land. In the meantime, we are not convinced of the absence of intelligence on the planet, we cannot touch it ... - How beautiful! Al
- Sorry, what? I asked when I heard my name."My granddaughter said she loves our glorious new flying tradition," Darius repeated, smiling.“I just noticed that Dima had a great idea,” Atossa objected. - But only.“And I, as the only captain and, accordingly, the admiral of our entire fleet, immediately decided to declare this a tradition,” he chuckled good-naturedly.- Despot! Atossa growled caustically.“Technically, I'm only an admiral,” Darius objected, “and the despot is sitting over there surrounded by his flower garden,” and he bowed his head politely.- A vile slander, - I answered, - I did not tyrannize anyone at all and did not despot ...“If you start arguing, then instead of enjoying the view of Jupiter, you will receive honors from the subjects in turn,” he promised. “And I’m not sure that everyone will agree to kissing only the hand.”I shuddered, suddenly realizing that everyone without exception, both the crew and the passengers, was looking at me. And something bad wa
“Are we unable to offer them anything?” he asked in bewilderment.“Already offered,” I nodded. - And this proposal can be considered the first contribution to good neighborly relations.Do you mean Barliona? - he asked.“Yes, Barliona,” I confirmed. “Just not quite in the way you understand it."Then tell me," he invited again.“When Elune was locked up in Barliona…” I began, and I noticed how the interlocutor grimaced. Well, yes, I mentioned supernatural powers again. “Sergei, it is high time for you to understand that Elune is indeed a higher being and that she is as real as the world around us. The fact that it was our technology that made it possible to make an incredibly gigantic leap, the results of which amazed even the Ancients, is a matter of pride.“Good, good,” he hastened to agree, already knowing that I was ready to extol my beloved for hours. All loved ones. “You are right, I really should sometimes cast aside the cynicism that has ingrained in the pores of the skin in o