Reborn As A Baby
Author: Perverted_Fella
last update Last Updated: 2024-10-29 19:42:56

"Push! Harder! Madame!" 

"Ahhhhh!!!!!!! I'm trying!!!!!" A voice that seemed to be going through discomforts sounded, in a room where the lights were neutral.

"Keep on pushing Madame, you can do it!" The voices of two worried female healers reverberated throughout the room.

They had been trying to take the labor of a marquis for over 8 hours but all their efforts were futile. If the marquis was a normal human, she would have been long dead. 

"Arrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Another round of cries reverberated in the room as the woman who seemed to be in labor gathered all the strength she could muster to push out the baby in her womb, with veins popping on her neck and forehead, making her cervix spread out and dilate up to 10 centimeters.

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Vincent only saw Laximus snapping his finger before he was vaporized into the large vortex of spiritual aura. When he entered the large vortex, he felt his soul moving at a terrifying speed that was faster than the speed of light. While his soul was being enveloped by the puddle of spiritual aura, Vincent could see different galaxies, planets, and solar systems. What gave him the creep the most was the planet that looked like a demon's head. The planet was also pulsating with a cyan glow in a segment of its surface, making Vincent ponder about the types of existence living there.

Suddenly, the spiritual aura that was enveloping him, increased its pace, making his soul tremble as it dashed towards a huge brown and blue planet that was 50 times bigger than the planet Earth.

"Ahhhhh!!!!"  Vincent screamed as he could feel his soul fading away as he approached the planet.

POOOOSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

A sizzling sound exploded from the spiritual aura enveloping him as his soul descended onto the surface of the planet like a shooting star.

Blump! Blump!

A low squishy sound rippled as he descended on the planet and the spiritual aura separated from him. Vincent was surprised to find himself inside a confined dark room, as he was expecting his soul to crash into a corpse, like the isekai novels he had read on the w******l platform.

"Eh, where am I? Am I going to spend another round...." Before Vincent could finish his words, he felt a pair of claw-like objects grab him on his head and began to pull him out of the confined space.

"Get off me! You damned demon!" Vincent cursed as he struggled to escape the grip of the soft claws. He struggled to escape as he thought he was going through some sort of tribulation due to his bad karma.

Opening his eyes to see the warm and cozy sensation that was sheathing him, he saw a female giant that was wearing brown clothes, holding him and staring into his eyeballs with a creepy smile.

While he was inspecting the Giant, his eyes suddenly turned blurry and strange characters began to appear in his view.

Ding!

[You have acquired the Bad Luck system. The God of death sympathized with you for dying pathetically. You have been gifted with a divine rod. Your meat rod is the tool you would use to rise to the top. Grow faster and stronger to conquer all the beauties of the world]

|STATS|

[BEGINNERS MODE]

[Race: Human]

[World: Manov]

[Age: 0]

[Strength: 0.5]

[Agility: 0.5]

[Stamina: 0.5]

[Charm: 5]

[Perspective: 0.5 (for milk only]

[Mental Resistance: null]

[SKILLS]

<Cuteness Overload(passive): As a baby, the host can use this skill to look extremely cute. After all, cute babies tend to attract females. *WINK*>

<Puppy Eyes(passive): As a baby, the host must learn how to beg for candies and snacks. *WINK*>

[System Note: The system is in the beginner's mode as the host is still a baby. The system upgrade is divided into 3 tiers, the second tier will be unlocked when the host is 5 years old]

"Eh. Where the fuck am I? What! A Bad Luck system! After spending my entire life with bad luck. Now, I am reincarnated with a bad luck system. And what the hell are those damned skills? How does the system expect me to use 'cuteness overload! I'm an adult for crying out loud!" Vincent screamed inwardly as he was trying to comprehend what had just occurred as the strange characters disappeared from his view. Vincent tried to talk and move his body but he realized that he was In the body of a baby.

PAAA!!!!!!! 

A striking lash landed on his tender butts as he was still in deep thoughts.

"Fuck! What the hell is that? bitch!" Vincent cursed as the healer lashed his buttocks with a ruler as she expected him to cry like an infant. Nonetheless, Vincent's curses and swears ended up coming out of his mouth like a newborn cry.

"Fufufu, he's so cute marquis, I'm jealous of you" the healer giggled while her colleague separated Vincent's umbilical cord from his placenta.

"Darla, let me see my baby" the marquis replied. Although, she was very tired and about to pass out at any moment. But her motherly instinct was yearning for her baby. 

The young healer named Darla nodded her head and passed Vincent to his mother.

Vincent found himself in the arms of a woman who seemed to be the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her white, short hair awkwardly hangs over a thin, menacing face. Narrow green eyes set gracefully within their sockets and her soft skin delightfully compliments her eyes and cheekbone, giving her the appearance of a goddess.

"Wow, my mom is so beautiful!" Vincent blurted out. However, all his mother could see was the giggles of a baby.

"Aww, so charming" the marquis muttered and hugged her baby tightly to herself.

Vincent's hands unconsciously moved towards his mother's huge milkers that were bare naked. Although he was trying to stop himself from behaving like a baby, alas he didn't have control over his baby's intuitions.

"Oh, my baby is hungry, mommy will feed you..." The marquis mumbled and put one of her breasts that were leaking with milk inside Vincent's mouth and she slept off immediately after Vincent began to suck her breast. After all, she had been going through the stress of childbirth for 8 hours straight.

"Hey Darla, don't you see that the marquis son has a big rod and balls despite being a day old! It's even bigger than my husband's own" the second healer whispered to Darla.

Darla turned her head and stared at the big lump of meat in between Vincent's legs.

"Holy Molly! It's huge!" Darla blurted out and took the initiative to touch Vincent's balls since his mother was asleep.

Vincent noticed the two nurses staring in between his legs while sucking his mother's breast, then he furrowed his eyes.

"Noooo, not the balls! That's rude! I'm 43 years old for crying out loud!" Vincent cursed as the nurses examined his balls. However, there was nothing he could do against them. All he did was cry but his mother was unable to hear him as she was already exhausted and she needed some rest.

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Note: This story is slow-paced but not too slowey-moodoo. The next chapter is coming soon, I don't know why the verification is taking forever.

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