“Kvalinn. Take a seat.” Elder Thrikrondromm didn’t have more than a couple empty beer mugs on his desk, and his face only radiated a little murderous rage, but he was flexing his hand as if he had just finished writing a novel with pen and paper. Once I was seated, he took an extremely large book and gently placed it on my desk.
“This is my book of runes.” The Elder said in a solemn voice. “After what I witnessed the testing room turn into yesterday, it is clear to me that teaching you the theory behind the runes is insufficient for now, and I must teach you how to craft a stable rune, before your power and ambition bring down the mountain upon us.”
I reached out tentatively to touch the book. It was the first one I had seen since I had been reborn in this world and I was filled with excitement. The cover seemed to be made of the hide of some type of reptile, later I found that it was bound in dragon skin. Opening to the first page, I saw that instead of being filled with paper or parchment, the words were carved out of thin sheets of mithril, the runes stood out slightly against the surface, like braille but with runes instead of the dots.
Yippee! More runes to make! I wonder if I can modify any of them to play Doom Eternal? Heck, I'd settle for playing Oregan Trail on a magic floppy disk.
Anxious to learn more about the runes, I went to pull the book closer to me but was stopped when Elder Thrikrondromm slammed the cover shut and began lecturing me in a fierce tone.
“Do you think the secrets of the Rune Smithing Guild are so freely given? No! In opening this book, and learning from its wisdom. You will be binding yourself to join the rune smithing guild when you come of age, and if you break our rules, then you will be forced to shave your beard, your tongue will be cut out, and then you will be cast out of the mountain. Not even allowed to even acknowledge yourself as a dwarf, or speak our tongue. Do you accept these terms? Bear in mind, Thane Throdhengrun is growing concerned about your abilities, and the knowledge that I shall be teaching you is the only thing preventing him from investigating further.”
Elder Thrikrondromm’s voice softened a little after delivering that lecture. “There are a lot of benefits to being part of the rune smithing guild. You will be part of the most exclusive guild in all the dwarven kingdoms, the respect and prestige that will bring will allow you to work with kings and emperors without worrying about grudges or power. If you are so inclined, then you can charge exorbitant prices for your weapons and achieve ridiculous levels of wealth. Or you can claim some overrun mountain and set yourself up as king, and arm your subjects with runed weapons, there are not a few instances of that occurring in the Book of Records. The final benefit is shared knowledge. At your current age, it will be impossible to convince any in the guild to share their wisdom with you, but as you mature, you will gain your own exclusive knowledge and runes that can be traded within the guild. Now, choose your fate, Kvalinn Ekgorsson.”
There wasn’t much of a choice, but regardless of that, it barely took me a minute before reaching for the book of runes with an excited smile. “I look forward to joining the rune smithing guild when I turn fifteen.”
My comment caused Elder Thrikrondromm to snort in amusement, and then chuckle for several minutes. I wasn’t quite sure why, but I was happy that the dour mood had lightened.
What's so funny? Don't the reincarnated heroes get called adults at fifteen? What am I missing?
“Kvalinn, only humans consider their offspring adults at fifteen. According to the book of laws, you won’t be an adult until you are thirty, and won’t have to join the guild until you are at least seventy winters old. If you attempt to join before that, then no one in the guild would take you seriously.”
Right, I forgot. All those other heroes reincarnated as human, while I got put into a dwarf's body.
Elder Thrikrondromm chuckled for a few minutes more as he imagined a fifteen year old dwarf asking to be admitted into the ranks of the guild. It must have been an amusing mental image, because he kept laughing to himself for longer than I thought was funny. Eventually he returned to teaching mode, and began teaching me how the runes worked.
To start the lesson, Elder Thrikrondromm told me a bit about the gods in this world. When a god died, their body exploded into tiny particles, spreading their celestial essence across the world thus allowing them to return to life after a certain amount of time, albeit with drastically reduced power that took millenia to recover. These particles were the basis of magic, humans and other species were able to use these ‘god-particles’ to cast magic spells for both war and daily life. But since Dwarves had been created without the ability to use magic, dwarven rune smiths used their forge songs and force of will to coax the gods power into the weapons.
“Back when the world was younger, and the gods possessed infinitely more power, my teacher's teacher was able to make a rune powerful enough to destroy entire armies just by humming the forge song. But since the gods have been relatively peaceful for the last few millennia, there is less power in the air and it’s harder to force it into runes. The only reason you are able to create magical runes at such a young age is due to the rune of forging on your hand.”
I jumped in my seat in surprise and shock. The runes on my hands and back were supposed to be the ultimate secret that I wasn’t allowed to tell anyone! How did the Elder know about them? Noticing my surprise, he grunted in annoyance.
“Don’t compare me to your father, who prefers to pay attention to nothing to his forge. The day after your first day of school, I summoned him to the school under the authority of the Thane and grilled him about your abilities. Once I assured him that anything he shared with me would not go any farther, he revealed the secret of your runes.” Thrikrondromm sighed in contemplation. “With your birth, the gods are either playing their biggest prank yet, or have made their final mistake. I just hope that my descendants don’t curse my name for teaching you rune smithing.”
After a few minutes of contemplative silence, Elder Thrikrondromm continued with the lesson. Instructing me to turn to a specific page and memorize the forge song and ingredients required to craft a stable rune of heat.
The rest of the lesson was spent memorizing the details of the rune. I was allowed to take notes for myself to help learn the information, but due to how secretive the rune smithing guild was, I was forbidden from taking the notes outside the classroom.
At the end of class, the Elder glanced over my notes. “Well done, Kvalinn. Return here after school, you need to clean up the mess you made in the testing room.”
Since the lesson had run a little late, I didn’t have time to ask what he meant by that. So I put off the thought until later. Besides, I had much more exciting things on my plate today. I was finally getting to go to engineering class! It would surely be my first step on the long road towards civilization.
“Kvalinn Ekgorsson. You are late.” The Elder growled out at me. The Elder in charge of the class, Voghigg Bronzebellows, somehow seemed even crankier than Elder Rongrim had been earlier. “If you are going to miss the first day of class due to illness, then don’t waste my time by being late for the second day.”“My deepest apologies, honored Elder. It will not happen again.” I brought my hammer head to my forehead, it was the deepest sign of apology a dwarf could give.“Hmph. Don’t let it happen again. Take the desk beside Grondin and sit down.” I nodded a greeting to Grondin before taking the seat and unpacking my writing materials. Elder Voghigg stood up from his desk to begin his lecture. He was rather tall and skinny for a dwarf, with a long face and thick glasses. And with various tools stuck in his beard and around his belt, he was the epitome of a nerdy dwarf. Unfortunately the lesson started off with a bit of history instead of getting directly to the fun stuff.“Over five hun
The days of school seamlessly merged into weeks, and the weeks into months. Down deep in the mountain, there was no sunrise or sunset, the weather always stayed the exact same, and dwarves were genetically programmed to always be working. So the only way to keep track of the passing of time was the annual new year's festival. It was a two week long celebration where families would gather to drink astounding amounts of beer while boasting of their deeds performed during the year. Usually my father and I would spend that time working and just get a slightly higher quality cask of beer to celebrate the new year. So I was a bit surprised when Bekhi came up to me with an invitation a week before the new year’s break.“What was that, Bekhi?” I cleaned out my ear with my pinky to make sure I hadn’t misheard her. “I said, would you like to join me in visiting my family on the surface? There’s a merchant expedition that is going to Vesturhildrun, but the merchant in charge doesn’t want to br
“Welcome back, Kvalinn. How was school today?” Father was working behind his forge as he had for over a hundred years, and intended to do for a hundred more.Although the forge area had recently undergone one major change lately. After much convincing, I had gotten father to allow me to install a steam powered trip hammer and a third station into the forge room. It made our jobs easier, but it had been an uphill battle to get father’s approval to use valuable steel on it.“It went well, Father.” I put on my smock and filled the steam engine with water. It was heated by a pipe coming from the forge fire chimney so I didn’t need to worry about fuel. “I received an invitation from Bekhi to visit her hometown over the winter break, and I was hoping for your permission to accompany her.”
A few days later and it was finally time! I made my way to the youth center with my bag full of clothes and weapons. There was no need to bring food, since that was being provided by the trade caravan, so most of my heavy luggage was full of weapons for me and Bekhi.“Good morning, Kvalinn! Oops, I mean. Greetings Kvalinn.” Bekhi bounced up to me with an unfamiliar greeting before correcting herself. Since there was no sun or timekeeping down here, greetings like good morning, good afternoon, good evening, ect. Were never used. Or at least I hadn’t heard them used before today in this world.“Greetings, Bekhi. Where is your luggage?” Bekhi didn’t have any bags or luggage nearby, so I asked an obvious question to cover her misstep.“They’re already on the ca
On the second day of travel, there was an event that I had only ever experienced in video games and tv.“Goblin pack!” One of the guards yelled out loudly. “Quickly! Everyone, ready your weapons! There’s about thirty of the blasted buggers!”I slid my round shield off my back, and unsheathed a short sword. In the narrow and dark tunnels, it was best to have a weapon with a short reach, and was easily controllable in combat. Bekhi, however, elected to use the hammer I had given her the other day.“Finally! I’ve been needing to relieve some frustration before meeting with my family.” Bekhi gave the darkness a rather unsettling grin before yelling out. “Com’n! Come and get some!”Wait, is Bekh
Finally, we arrived at the end of the road. There was an extremely large wooden door blocking the end of the tunnel. Kholgaik reached into a bag and started handing something out to everyone. Bekhi passed one to me.“Here, Kvalinn. Put these on.” It turned out to be a set of extremely darkened sunglasses. They weren’t exactly cool shades to wear outside, but instead they were similar to driver's goggles that were worn before cars were made with roofs. Being held together with string and leather. “Since you’ve never been to the surface before, the sudden transition from dark to light could permanently blind you. So keep the sun shielders on during the daytime until your eyes adjust. Although it might be time to go home by that time.” With the goggles on in the dark tunnel, I couldn’t see anything so I had to hang onto the wagon for guidance. The rest of the guards and drivers were in a similar position so we must have looked quite comical. Kholgaik confirmed that everyone had their
After what felt like five minutes of sleep. I was woken up at dawn by one of Bekhi’s brothers.I reached around sleepily to silence the annoying alarm clock, but my hand only ended up cutting through thin air as the boy dodged around my sleepy blows. “It’s too early to get up. It’s at least half an interval before the waking hour.”“Interval? Waking hour?” The kid seemed genuinely confused by the unknown words until he seemed to realize what I was talking about. “Oh, right! Bekhi mentioned those in one of her letters. Well up here we get up at sunrise to do chores before breakfast. Now wake up!”I was rudely pushed out of bed onto the freezing cold floor. “Alright, I’m up. But I’m not happy about it. Now point me to the fire an
I returned to the guest room and came back down with my bag of trea-I mean, bag of weapons. Passing them one by one to Dak, who laid them out on the table.“Rune of strength, rune of precision, rune of dancing, rune of laws, rune of sunshine, and rune of starlight. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such an unusual collection of magical runes before in all my life. We just saw what the rune of strength does, but what about the rest of them?” All eyes focused on me with laser intensity. Mentally probing me for answers.“To be honest, I don’t know.” There was an immediate sigh of disappointment from around the table. “Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night with a forge song stuck in my head, I get the urge to alter it, and these are some of the results. And since I can’t use the testing room without te
“Good morning, Kvalinn. Ready to go back to school?” Bekhi seemed to be back to her normal self, and was washing dishes in her usual outfit. “How are your burns doing? Think you can make the trip back down to Nurnwuhr?”“I’m feeling a little better, but I’m not looking forward to three days of walking.” I was still feeling very stiff, and my hands were wrapped up with burn ointments, so the trip back home would probably be very long and very, very, miserable. “No need to worry about that.” Dak walked into the kitchen with a traveling bag on his back and weapons strapped to his side. “As thanks for making the weapon, I’ll be paying Kholgaik to let you ride on one of the wagons.” “Why do you look prepared for a trip, Dad? Are you going down to trade food for mead with the humans down the mountain?” “Not this time, Bekhi. I’m going down to Nurnwuhr with you and Kvalinn. I’ve got to explain to Kvalinn’s father why his son is coming back burned and unable to work. Plus, I’ve got to repo
It wasn’t until the next morning that I woke up again. By that point, I was the only one who hadn’t recovered enough to be taken from the tavern, so I woke to see the dining room completely empty.“Hello?” I tried getting up from the table to see the room better, but was hit by several waves of pain from my back. Judging from the sensation, the burned and damaged skin around the rune of protection was still working on healing itself, and since the rune covered most of my back, there was a lot of skin to heal.“Kvalinn!” Bekhi scrambled up from the cot she had been sleeping in nearby. “Get back down or you’ll move the poultices!”I gladly followed her instructions, and let my head fall back onto the waiting pillow. I could feel Bekhi moving any of the
As I struck the final blow, and sang the final note, a pain unlike I had ever felt in this life radiated from the rune of forging. It was as if I had stuck my hand into a bucket of dry ice, with spikes of pain encapsulating my entire hand instead just the rune lines. It was so painful, that my voice cracked as I yelled in pure agony.“Kvalinn!” Dak rushed from where he had been guarding the door to check on me. “Kvalinn! Are you ok? What happened?”“N-never rush a f-forge song.” I croaked out, my throat evidently hadn’t recovered from the shout. “Help me up. I need to make sure the rune was successfully applied.”Dak and Grildem supported me as I looked over the hammer. Fortunately for our continued survival, a rune of fire was glowing on the head of the warhamme
I was awoken the next morning at dawn by one of Bekhi’s brothers. I was expecting to be taken to the barn for chores, but instead, Dak met me by the front door. “Good morning, Kvalinn. I’ve arranged for you to use the local forge today. So go grab whatever you were writing yesterday and get ready to fill all the requests we made. And remember Bekhi’s warning. No making anything that’s not a weapon! Humbart doesn’t need any more help in the kitchen of The Halfling’s Haven.” For a minute, I wondered how he had arranged to use the town smith when it was still pre-dawn, but then I remembered that he had sent one of his kids on an errand yesterday after dinner and that’s probably when he sent the message. I went back upstairs to get my notes of everyone’s requests. Each member of the family seemed to want a different weapon with a different rune so it was going to be a long day. Just as I was putting on the several coats that were being lent to me, the door burst open with a bang that
On the second day of travel, when we were halfway to Vesturhildrun, we were attacked by goblins. If there had been any landmarks on the featureless gray walls, I would have suspected that it was the exact same place we had been attacked last time. “Goblin attack!” Came the loud cry from the guard who was tasked with listening for their scratching claws. “Goblin attack! Ready your weapons! Protect the mole-mules and Kholgaik, we don’t get paid if the cargo doesn’t make it!” There was a loud clattering as the twenty guards prepared their shields and weapons and got the wagons into a defensive position. I had a short sword this year, but this time there was no magical rune on it so I’d have to depend on my training. Bekhi expertly twirled the hammer I had given her and grinned in anticipation at the upcoming conflict. Reincarnated as a Dwarf
“Good morning, Kvalinn!” Bekhi waved to me cheerily from the wagon train. “Do you have any more fun weapons for me? Maybe something with a little more heft than last time.”I handed her the hammer with the Rune of Travel on it. “Not sure what it does, but it’s at least heavier than the hammer of strength.”Bekhi gave the hammer a few experimental swings before strapping it to her side. “It doesn’t explode or burst into fire, so that’s a point in its favor. Can’t wait to see what it does!”“Hopefully we will not find out on this trip.” Kholgaik, the boss of the expedition again, strode up with his usual dour face. “The goblins have been especially active lately, and several trade caravans have been attacked recently.”Dark Tunnels
“That will be all for today. Next year will be your final year, so prepare your best work for our inspection. At the end of next year, you will be presenting your work to the Thane himself. Do not bring dishonor upon your teachers or this school by displaying inferior work.” Elder Rongrim sat down at his desk and began working on paperwork.“Yet another year over, and another year where you barely stay out of trouble.” Zikruk put away his school supplies with a sigh. “I was sure that you’d be exiled over that last rune you made. The Rune of Insomnia that kept everyone awake for three days straight had both the Elders, and the rest of the town calling for your blood.”“I don’t know. It may have been torture, but at least it was productive torture.” Bekhi weakly defended me. She had spent the three sleep
“Goblins grog, Kvalinn. You look horrible!” Zikruk looked at me with shock and surprise as I slid into my desk chair with an exhausted thwump. “What happened on your trip to the surface?!”“It wasn’t my trip to the surface.” I sleepily started to unpack my school bag. “I forgot to prepare the gifts for the Elders until last night, so I was up all night working.”“Are you ok, Kvalinn? It’s not like you to not prepare for today weeks in advance.”“I’m fine, and more importantly, I had lots of delicious food while on winter break.”Fresh eggs, fresh meat, bacon, smoked ham. Mhmmmm.“Really?” Zikruk looked at
The next few days passed peaceably. The storm kept up unabated so we were prevented from doing much more than sitting around the fireplace and eating meals. It felt very odd for me to be inactive for so long, since my father and I worked pretty much non stop from dawn till dusk, but it did feel nice to take a vacation for the first time in this world. “Are your bags packed, Kvalinn?” Bekhi was waiting for me in the kitchen on our last day in Vesturhildrun. I nodded, expecting that we would be leaving momentarily since the trade caravan would be going back home soon. But Bekhi just told me to put my bag by the door. “We need to be ready to go the second there’s a lull in the storm.” “But won’t we be late to meet Kholgaik at the surface door? Is he going to wait for us?” Bekhi just shook her head. “Nope, but this i