'I can't believe this shit...'
That brunet is actually starting to grow weary with all of the surprises today
He had seen his family's corpses for the last time before he himself died, he found himself transported into a parallel universe, where he was nothing more than a civilian—a teacher, to be precise, suddenly, he was transferred to another class situated in a secluded island in the middle of a man-made lake. And now, this...
Heath inwardly sighed, realizing that with his luck, these kinds of things would always happen no matter where he ended up.
Shaking his head, he chuckled and said, "Right, where are my manners?" Disregarding the fact that he had just witnessed a "man" stretching from one corner of the room to stand in front of him, seemingly responsible for the sudden space explosion in the past month.
He couldn't help but feel a mix of bewilderment and amusement. The bizarre occurrences continued to unfold before his eyes, defying all logical explanations. Yet, amidst the chaos, he maintained a sense of humor, refusing to let the extraordinary become overwhelming. Life had certainly taken unexpected turns for him several times in the past, including this second life he was living. So, one more oddity wouldn't scare him enough, even though the peculiar "man" himself admitted to being the true reason behind the undetected supernova that occurred a month ago.
Heath didn't know many details about the supernova, but Henko was passionate about informing him as they made their way to the main building. It was clear to Heath that this wasn't something that commonly happened, and he couldn't help but feel a sense of anticipation.
[The government, along with space agencies, had categorically stated that it was simply an unexpected event, akin to the renowned Supernova 1987A. This awe-inspiring phenomenon represented nothing more than a colossal release of energy during the culmination of a massive star's existence. While undeniably captivating, it remained within the boundaries of known astronomical occurrences. Scientists, astrophysicists, and experts reassured the public that there was no cause for alarm, attributing the event to natural cosmic processes rather than any ominous or extraterrestrial forces. Nonetheless, the public's fascination and curiosity surrounding the event continued to grow, fueling a collective desire to understand the vast mysteries of the universe.]
Allegedly.
Yet, here he was, discovering that the news was nothing but the government's propaganda.
‘It’s truly amusing,’ he nearly scoffed.
While the concept of propaganda has historically been used in negative contexts, it seemed like this time they had a valid excuse to deceive the public.
‘Though it appears they're not going to provide any explanations to me, except for the fact that this guy's existence is a secret and I mustn't share this to anyone—’
All in all, it is obvious that the Chairman is aware of this guy's existence. However, he remains uncertain as to why the Chairman would allow someone who is clearly not human to teach this group of children, let alone appoint him as their homeroom teacher.
"Well, hey there! My name is Sagara Heath. It's a pleasure to meet you, Perry-sensei. I hope we can get along well," he grinned.
"Guffawfufufu~ You're surprisingly taking it well, Sagara-sensei~" the creature said as one of its stretchy tentacles shook the brunet's hand.
"Maa~ Heath is fine. And, well, you could say that I've been surviving some questionable situations myself. Might as well create great memories with another one," he chuckled.
"I see, I see~ That's so open-minded of you!"
Then again, it's hard not to, considering he had seen and experienced more irrational things in his past life. Magic itself doesn't always go hand in hand with the laws of nature, after all—not that he could explain that to anyone here. Heath simply grinned, quickly accepting the situation, before continuing his introduction.
“With that in mind, it has been a while since I’ve been in a class. Also, I was actually assigned as a History teacher despite having a bachelor's degree in math and science— I suppose there was a miscommunication when I was initially hired as a staff member.” He says a bit sarcastically.
Heath also learned about this from Henko, who encouraged him to speak up more about his expertise, something he had actually studied extensively, unlike history. The blond man sympathized with Heath and still resented how everyone would laugh at his cousin when he explained that teaching history wasn't his forte from the start.
However, due to his timid nature, Heath's counterpart couldn't clearly voice his complaint. His concerns went unheard, resulting in him being labeled as a poor and uneducated history teacher instead.
“Ah, is that so, well, you can teach science and math here, the chairman wouldn’t know, we can work things up over here” The rubber man, who had introduced himself as Perry, said to him.
While trying to hold himself back from displaying a bitter smile upon the thought of how his parallel counterpart would react to finally hear someone standing up for him, Heath smiled gratefully although, given that he’s not the original owner of this body, he doesn’t have the same likeness as his counterpart. He, personally doesn’t like to have to relearn math or science enough to teach.
"That would be great, although I wouldn't mind filling an empty spot first, you know, to balance the ongoing system here," he mentioned, secretly hoping to get a class that emphasized physical activity rather than solely relying on intellectual prowess.
Lillian hummed thoughtfully before responding, "The target pretty much teaches all academic subjects, while I handle the gym class."
"I see. That is quite admirable, managing all of that while being a target. Are there any subjects you want me to take over, sensei? I'm good with anything," Heath offered with a smile.
Neither of them said a word until Lillian finally spoke up, "Well, this rubber man here once cooked takoyaki with a missile and brought in a whole bucket of lava just to make a steak."
"Guffwaaah! But the students said they enjoyed it!" Perry argued, flailing all four of his boneless arms.
"I wouldn't have minded if you hadn't used a MISSILE and a BUCKET OF LAVA in this old building," Lillian stressed, giving Perry a stern look.
"So, using them outside is alright?"
The ravenette glared even harder at the homeroom teacher.
"I... don't think that's the only problem here, Perry-sensei," Heath sweatdropped, hearing that. 'Though, that's actually quite magnificent in a way,' he commented inwardly.
"...So, how about Home Economics then?"
Instead of trembling at the sight of these bright neon airgun pellets rolling out of the classroom's door, the brunet felt rather comical when he heard the way the attendance goes. 'Man, it seems like even in this second chance at life, my days won't ever be so dull.' Feeling amused, Heath was half wondering if weapons such as guns were as common as hunter knives over here. After all, in his past life, weapons weren’t distributed as casually, even when war broke out, so the fact that these adults let kids carry and use guns caught him off guard. ‘Then again, the children at the other school building, they don’t bring anything with them.’ So, perhaps, this place is the odd one out? ‘Well, either way,’ Heath chuckled to himself, wondering what's in store in the future as he watched the door finally open for him as the cue for him to come in. "I must say, sensei, that was an interesting way to start the day. So thrilling~" The former prince couldn't help but comment as a sense o
While the feat doesn’t seem to be something hard to do, it’s still rather impressive that someone can recall their introductions and sort them out with their seat numbers rather than their introduction order, as he pointed out who was who. Nia was the first one to voice out her admiration. "Oho~? You remember us already, sensei?" She snickered. This new teacher of theirs had taken her interest already. "More or less, Mori-chan," the brunet grinned brightly, 'and this one has nearly the same vibe as Morgan. Dang, and here I thought hearing Perry’s laughter was bad enough.' "Ano, Sagara-sensei?" Sky blue met pairs of brown eyes that smiled softly. "Yes, Zane-kun?" "Are you... also an agent?" The boy timidly asked. After all, with how calm the brunet is upon the whole event and his timing on the situation, it's only likely that there would be special agents alike to be the new teachers here, right? Yet to his surprise, the brunet shook his head. "Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not
Fighting back a sigh, Heath stared out the window at the clear sky above. ‘How peaceful,’ he noted, yet he couldn’t bring himself to enjoy the calming atmosphere. And just like that, as if jinxing himself, the silence was broken by someone talking right next to his ear. "Hmm, what's with the long face, Heath-kun?" Upon turning his head, Heath found an unsettling grin suddenly only a few inches from his face. ‘This punk—’ That prince didn't flinch, as he was quite used to ambushes in his previous life, but his brow did twitch for another reason. “Maa, Perry-kun~” He piped in response. “Please don’t invade my personal space if you want to live,” Heath said, delivering a casual threat with a mirroring grin. “Oops, right right. Sorry!” The mutant took a step back, raising his hands in a playful surrender, while the brunet shook his head bemusedly. On one hand, the former prince was used to sneak attacks from both friends and foes. On the other hand, his co-worker wickedly reminde
"Hen-Hen?" Heath arched a brow when he saw his cousin waiting for him as he reached the main road. "Yo!" the blond greeted before they both walked back to Henko's apartment. Their way home was rather uneventful, marked only by light chattering. This was how Henko perceived their trip. Meanwhile, Heath took advantage of the situation, attempting to glean more information about his parallel self's old daily life from his talkative cousin. Through his efforts, he did manage to gather some basic information and cross-referenced it with what he knew from his previous life. One noteworthy match was the names of his parents and a few others from his family tree. Despite differences in surname and social status, the core element aligned. This made him wonder if there were other similar facts that could be uncovered if he persisted in his inquiries. Before he knew it, they were back at the comfort of their humble abode, preparing a meal for their dinner. "So, do you feel at home in your ne
"Oi, Heath?" "Yes, Hen-Hen?" The brunet smiled innocently as the blond, annoyed with his companion, stared at him. "Where did you get that fedora?" "Oh, this?" Heath tipped the said item down, "I made it. Neat, isn't it~?" He grinned. Just like the birthday gift he made for his father figure, he recreated an exact copy to honor his mentor. "—NeAt iSn'T iT?" Henko mocked before sighing, "And just with what money did you use to buy the materials?" He won't even bother asking how this clumsy Kirby was even able to make something so high class without injuring himself. "Oh, I didn't need to buy anything. You already had an old, unused fedora in your drawer, gathering dust all alone in the sad corner. So I took it, used that as the base, and added some things here and there. Now, voila~!" "Voila, my ass! How the fuck did you make such a fancy hat so neatly?" Heath chuckled over his cousin’s freak outs, “Technically I didn’t make it, just reused it, but meh, Potato - Tomato, right?”
Heath hummed to himself as he flipped through more pages of the files in his current possession. In the name of collecting data about his new environment, Heath had observed their target the entire day before proceeding to ask both Perry and Lillian if they had any additional information on each and every student of I-9. After all, above all else, he was now a teacher. So, rather than focusing on his mutant co-worker, his primary attention should be on the students’ development. With that in mind, Heath carefully examined each file, paying close attention to every student's record. He reviewed their accomplishments, acknowledged their difficulties, and tried to understand what made each of them special. In his new role, Heath wasn't just keeping track of facts; he was also making initial notes on how to assist these young students in growing and succeeding in their futures. Regarding that, quite surprisingly, through the short observation, Heath discovered that the mutant had a few
"Pfft— BAHAHAHAHA what's with that apron?" Kian laughed as he saw the brunet's newly added attire, which clashed with Heath's already-questionable choice of clothing. "Maa~ don't you think it's sort of cute, Kianichy? I made them myself~" Yet, instead of feeling offended, the former royalty just grinned, hand in hip after putting down the fourth tray on the table. The home economics teacher actually felt rather proud of this project he’s wearing. After all, the decoration on his apron, while it might look rather silly, was meaningful to him since he added it to honor his parents. His mother always loved to wear frilly dresses when she could, and an embroidery of a lion honored his father, who used to be called The Young Lion during his reign. He knew that it's not good to drown in sorrow. So at the very least, he wanted to keep the memories dear and wear things that would prevent him from ever forgetting his regret. “Now, now, before we can start the class, I made some treats for y
Putting aside the initial shock caused by the uproar at the beginning of the class, everyone could now see how Heath was not only a prominent teacher but also an excellent cook.‘It’s quite amazing just how efficient Sensei is,’ Zane couldn’t help but feel a sense of awe. There wasn't a single wasted moment. Moreover, the brunet displayed the patience of a saint, as evidenced by his tolerance for Zara’s clumsiness, Lia’s never-ending questions, and even Perry’s constant disruptions. It was surprising how unflappable he remained.Actually, that last part left Zane slightly baffled. “I thought the class would end up in disaster…”“I know right? I’m just as surprised,” Jitsuo expressed his astonishment. After the previous incident, the brunet eventually approached the sulking homeroom teacher, presenting a fresh batch of cupcakes, ones that were still in the oven, as compensation for what had transpired. Perry dubbed this as the only correct way to apologize after such a tragic prank.