My "resurrection" or transmigration into a new body was not accompanied by any visual effects or auditory hallucinations. There were also no visions of the past, the future. There really was nothing at all. I just appeared in a new body and didn't even really feel it. It felt like it was my own. It just hurt wildly.
In fact, as soon as I came to my senses, I felt a wild pain all over my body. She was familiar to me. I remember her. And how to forget her? Such pain settles in the subcortex when you wallow beaten behind garages trying to get cigarettes out of your pocket with shaking hands. It drives in with every blow, methodically, monotonously and aggressively. This is not a fight with punks for the attention of some beautiful girl and not a showdown of who called whom an idiot behind their backs, no. This is a methodical beating, so that a person understands something, remembers it. Only inveterate maniacs and schemers beat like this, it is important for them to teach a lesson so that everyone remembers.
And now I feel a familiar pain. I feel the salty taste of blood filling my mouth. A couple of teeth are gone. I open my eyes and see a dim light above me. Someone is whispering next to me.
"I told you not to continue...
- Shut up! That jerk should have learned not to tell me how to treat my fiancee! And let everyone understand this!
- But he does not move, what should we do at all?
The young men's voices trembled with fear. And I mentally smirked, understanding the whole situation that had happened here before my appearance.
The guys decided to teach my new body a lesson because of the relationship with the bride of the main "cockerel" in this gang. He decided to leave a message for everyone and everyone. They took him to a secluded corner, beat him, but due to inexperience they did not calculate their valiant strength, and they beat the guy. Otherwise, how would I get into it? Here it’s a no brainer that for this it was necessary to ditch him. The body became an empty shell into which I was placed. I hope he didn't screw up...
- You look! He moved! I saw the head move! - the guy exclaimed with relief, when I shook my head slightly, working out the stiff neck.
My body was numb from the uncomfortable position I was in. He sat with his back against something with his head thrown back. The back of my head felt the cold surface. My chest squeezed a little with each breath, but not as much. Perhaps the ribs are broken or cracked, not so fatal. The main thing is to take short breaths so as not to pierce the lung, they say it helps.
- Pick it up! - ordered the chief in a serious tone.
They approached me. Grasping fingers gripped my clothes and lifted me to my feet, forcing me to stand upright. Everything was spinning before my eyes and I felt sick - a sign of a concussion.
From the shadow of the room, where the light of the lamps did not reach, a young guy of medium height came out. A pressed black uniform, blond hair slicked back. Handsome, in a word, that's just fear in his eyes. He is afraid and I can see it. I suppose pictures of what he will do with the body are now rushing through his head. How to convince your sixes to keep quiet about a dead guy who was beaten a little harder than they wanted. Yes, I'm alive now, but who knows. I won't live to see the next day.
But all this would be, if the old master were in his body. Now I am in it, and I have a system. Right now, I feel my muscles swell with strength. I hope this guy’s body wasn’t completely weak, otherwise it simply won’t withstand the load.
- Hey, you! Try again to start telling me how to behave...
I didn't let him agree. Throwing up his hand, he grabbed his hair and pulled him to introduce his face to his knee. From such a blow, I was a little shaken, but I resisted thanks to the support of the "sixes" standing on the sides. They didn't even understand what was going on.
I went downstairs and pulled them along with me. Frightened of the fall, they let me go, bouncing back.
- All right, bitch, I'll bury you! - the guy who got up from his knees shouted in anger, wiping the blood gushing from his broken nose with his sleeve.
Failed to break. Strength is not enough. The body turned out to be very weak and not developed. As if the previous owner generally avoided physical training. In vain. Now it could be easier for me. Damned egoist. No wonder he died in such a mess. Guys like these, who are used to fighting opponents of equal strength, are very surprised when an ordinary weak kid falls with one blow. They do not believe in his fragility, they begin to beat again and again, each time putting more strength into a new blow. Apparently, that's why the guy died in whose body I'm in. Turned out to be weak.
"Don't rush so hard," I said with a smirk, stepping away from the blow.
Having intercepted the hand of the “six” attacking me from the left, I decided to use the only method that compensates for the difference in strength and involves experience and knowledge - sweeps and throws. They required knowledge of the enemy's weak points, the determination of points of support and the order of movements.
Grab the hand, pull it towards you, take a step to the side and then sharply hit the supporting leg and that's it. The enemy flies down. No wonder I spent so much time in training, oh no wonder. Although he was preparing for the life of the awakened in Hub City, but who knew that fate would decide everything differently.
The second kicked me in the side. I saw the blow, I was ready to dodge it, but the body turned out to be slow. So much so that the opponent's boot half hit me, hitting me in the stomach closer to the right side. Having flown to the wall, at the same time I dodge the blows of the main boy. He knows how to fight, knows how to hit and where to hit, tries to use some tricks unknown to me. A kick to the groin reduces his entire fighting spirit to a minimum. It's in the movies that they fight according to some rules. In fact, no one cares how you won, the main thing is that you did it. That's what I figured out first.
- Rat! Who beats ... uh-hhh, - the guy groaned, bending over from pain between his legs, - Kill this scum!
His cry stirred up the "sixes" forcing them to go at me again. Dodging the first fist flying at my face, I hit him in the eye with the knuckle of my bent finger. He screamed in pain and fear. Everyone is scared when they hit in the eyes and deprive of vision, albeit temporarily. Cruel, but effective.
The second struck with a sweeping blow, but his hand trembled. He was afraid to come closer to me, and therefore he simply tried to keep me at a distance. At the moment when he again repeated the movement with his hand, I intercepted it and, pressing my fist with my palm, bent the brush down. Then it remained only under his groaning and gasping from pain to twist the limb until the shoulder joint crunched, and then finish it off with a boot blow to the back of the head when it fell to the floor.
- My eye! I do not see anything! Eye!
"Shut up, you," I said displeasedly, kicking him in the face and forcing him to shut up.
I looked around tiredly, trying to breathe less often. But the "breathing" of this body was to hell. Was he smoking?
- Everyone will know! I won't leave it like this! - Holding on to his repulsed dignity, the guy hissed, kneeling, - I'll rape your bitch sister on the first night! Haha!
I don't know why, but I was overcome with anger. I wanted to smash his face and continue to kick him until his head explodes like an overripe watermelon that has fallen on the pavement. So much so that the remnants of his brain are imprinted in bloody expressionism on the walls of this room.
I lifted my foot, pointing the boot straight at his face. He tried to somehow crawl out, but I hesitated. I wanted to strike, but I doubted. The former owner of the body has a sister, and she is the fiancee of this idiot. If I kill him now, it could destroy more than one life. But if I leave, then perhaps I will find an enemy who can interfere with me. Judging by his physique and behavior, he is not from a poor family with noble manners, most likely some kind of heir to a galactic corporation or something. A difficult choice, on which the fate of people I do not know depends. But what do I care about them...
A kick with a boot broke the nose on the guy's face. He screamed. I tried to close it with my hand, but I stepped on one in time, and broke the second one with an accurate blow to the elbow.
- Enough! Please! Stop it! - the guy moaned, sobbing in pain, not even trying to escape, - I'll do everything! I won't, hey! I won't hurt your sister!
“I don’t care about her, I don’t even know who she is,” I answered, and then hitting the guy in the face knocked him out.
Seriously, enough cruelty for today. Lesson taught, taught fear, yet honor to know. I need to look for witches in space.
As I took a step forward, I nearly fell over. Head spinning, legs wobbly. Still, this body was pretty spoiled. If there were real fighters in the place of these guys, he would have died without even having time to move, it’s not for you guys to “mutuz” the green ones. Well Tria! I shoved the hell out where and the devil understand who, now ...
I threw up. Bile mixed with blood stained the floor and my black patent leather boots. In order not to fall with my hand, I lean against the wall, and then I completely press my side against it, and so I walk along the corridor dragging along the wall. With every step I take, it gets worse and worse, it gets dark before my eyes.
A soft thump touches the ears. As if a domestic cat is running along the parquet, barely audibly turning over with its paws. Turning my head to see the one running towards me, I could only make out a dark blurry silhouette, and then a muffled voice said:
"Idiot, what have you gotten yourself into again?"
And that's it, consciousness left me when someone's hands grabbed my shoulders.
Strength increased to lvl 2.
Endurance increased to lvl 2.
Acquired a new skill - Dexterity lvl 1.
The system notification greeted me with purple tints as soon as I came to my senses.
I tensed inwardly, preparing to feel the full effects of the concussion and broken ribs. But there was nothing. It surprised me a little. After all, it cannot be that there are healers in this world. Although there are witches who are destroyed by the gods. Why not take healers?
When I open my eyes, I see a crystal-white ceiling above me. Soft light pours from all sides, illuminating a round room with soft walls. On the right side, something buzzes and creaks, on the left, a light flashes irritably under the monitor.
Turning my head didn't hurt, and trying to get up didn't make me dizzy or nauseous. Good. Someone healed me. Perhaps the workers of this place, it was not for nothing that the former owner of this body was taken to a secluded corner for a personal conversation.
So! I have promotion notices here, apparently my fight still gave some results. We must look.
Mentally, I focused on the stat window, just like I did in Hub City. But unlike that bluish window with a bunch of numbers, purple appeared. All the words were written in neat calligraphic handwriting and did not hurt the eyes at all with sharp edges. Tria did her best.
Let's see what I got there:
Name: Crillius Aster Regulus III
Race: Human
Age: 19
Skills:
Strength - 2ur.
Endurance - 2ur.
Agility - 1lvl.
Skills:
Search for witches - passive.
All. Not particularly thick. But here's a name. M-yes. I feel like a high-born bastard used to bathing in luxury. There are many servants and concubines around. Damn, yes, I will be glad if I find myself in such a luxury at least once in my life. The only thing I had was meetings with prostitutes in a brothel, for everything else there was simply neither time nor desire. I spent everything so that my brother could study normally and not know the life in which I found myself. Damn I miss him so much...
Finally, I got up and sat on the edge of a white bed. She floated in the air in the center of the room, emitting a thin, barely perceptible rumble that you could not hear at all if you did not concentrate. Around me, the white walls were full of numerous holographic monitors, frozen in space at the level of my head, the manipulators hovering under the ceiling slowly retracted into the opened hatch, apparently so as not to strain me.
Running my hand along my thigh, I moved up to my chest. Nothing hurt, from pressing my fingers on the ribs, my lips did not curl up from a sharp pain. I was wearing a loose white sweater, and the same baggy pants. The material is very pleasant to the touch, almost weightless, it seemed that I was sitting with my bare ass in the middle of the room, like some kind of nudist.
Slowly getting up from my bed, I was surprised to feel the warm floor under my bare feet. The legs were smaller than mine, the pollen thinner and not as calloused. More accurate, as if they had gone through many sessions of care with a beautician. The hand reached out to the crotch in a familiar gesture. There was a certain fear in my mind that what I found there would turn out to be much smaller, but it was the other way around. More. I was pleased, but the joy was mixed with a certain envy and a feeling of inferiority. Although, the thought that this body is now mine removed all gloomy thoughts.
- Well, what about our appearance? I asked as I looked around the room.
I wanted to go up to some monitor and look at the reflection on its surface. But it was as if someone heard me, and the soft walls parted to the sides, showing a mirror surface with my reflection.
I was right in thinking that the previous owner of the body did nothing. He was thin and tall. Slightly taller than me in a past life. It is unusual to see this undeveloped body and understand that it is you. There are no muscles at all, clothes hang in a bag as if I were a victim of a concentration camp. Bruises under the eyes, a slightly pretty face, but with some Nordic notes. Wide forehead, strong cheekbones. Yes, if I had such a face in the past, I would bathe in female attention and arrange orgies every day. No one would let such a handsome man go just like that.
Raising my hand higher, I ran through my combed back hair. Shaved temples with some tattoos. As if the guy was really turned on Scandinavian mythology and tried in every possible way to imitate the Vikings from my planet. I just forgot that these guys were famous not only for their appearance, but for their strength and stamina.I would never change my appearance to suit some tastes, but I must admit that I like it. It remains only to put the body in order: pump up, increase endurance, remember old tricks and find a sword. Oh, that's the only weapon I'll need in this damn world, well, a pistol or a blaster. I hope they have blasters here?I also noticed in the reflection how a silver pendant with an AI core was hanging around my neck. Atria waits in the wings to become my partner and adviser. This is good. Her knowledge will help you navigate this world. To start, I need..."Finally awake, idiot!" - there was a ringing voice behind me.Squinting to the side and taking half a step in t
She paints the picture very skillfully, but as soon as I give up the slack and let her go, she immediately attacks me. Perhaps even the same collar will be on me. The weakness of a man is in his desires, and women take advantage of this. As soon as we are seduced and made to get turned on, we stop thinking sensibly anymore. But if you keep your cool...- Truth! Furriods are very hot inside, I will warm you at night! - she licked my cheek with a rough tongue, from which goosebumps ran through my body.Getting aroused from this is not difficult, but keeping yourself in control is even more difficult. Especially in such a young body with surging hormones.- Let you go?- Yes, let go, but first kiss me ...I kissed her. How to say, this is quite a new experience for me. Kissing a humanoid cat… Her soft fur pleasantly tickled the skin around her lips, her whiskers constantly crawled over her cheeks, and her rough tongue with sharp teeth scratched on the surface of mine, but it was pleasant
“I have reasons for doing this,” I said distantly, not wanting to go into details and open up to the girl.Namely, although she is my slave concubine, she can still think about how to take revenge on me. Talking about my brother is akin to the fact that I personally give her a knife and turn my back with my eyes closed. Go wherever you want...After warming up and stretching my muscles with a light exercise, I started with push-ups. Then comes the press, squats. There was no treadmill on the ship, not even a couple of dumbbells. I had to run around the room, making circles around the table for food and the displeased Terra, who, in her catlike habits, liked to follow every moving object, and then lay on the floor trying to cope with dizziness and nausea. Silly cat.- Atria, how much time has passed since my death? What year is it now? - puffing I asked a question.You need to receive information in order to at least be able to navigate in the new world. By the way, I didn't worry abou
y evening, I was standing at the medical block holding a still warm plastic sword in my hands. Straight blade, handle with a small guard. This is just a mock-up, but it was made so well that it felt almost exactly the same in my hand as my old sword, which was left in a past life. He's probably still in the portal, and some rookie will find him. Own it or sell it. Hell, his sellers will cheat as soon as they analyze it. The blade was made of an expensive alloy ... Already tears well up.Creel, can you help? Terra asked as she set the overturned dining table back where it was immediately magnetized to the floor.Looking around at the mess that we had created in a fit of passion, I involuntarily smirked with pride. The dishes were scattered on the floor, the table was overturned, one bench was lying completely broken at the doors of the airlock, furrows from the claws of Terra were visible on some walls, the same were on the wooden floor. We had a lot of fun. What else is a guy and a gi
A system notification flickered in front of me, displaying bold purple letters. The blade on my neck gently tapped against my skin, as if telling me to obey her and not resist.I slowly raised my hands and stood up from my chair, turning to face the first witch I met. It's amazing how it happened, as soon as I randomly chose a point in space, the first target of my mission was found and right now holds the edge of a short blade at my neck. I'm starting to believe in these tales of fate and an easy search.Purple hair growing on one side, and the right one shaved into a short crew cut next to a silver implant attached to the temple. A slender figure, a little above average height, but she is far from me, you can say by the estimate one meter sixty-eight or all one hundred and seventy. A slender girl in some kind of overalls, the top of which was unbuttoned and dangled from her waist, and she herself stood in a white T-shirt. Not an ounce of muscle on her body. The arms are thin, the th
The heroes shout something encouraging, asking to remember the best moments experienced with them in life. After that, the person whose mind has been captured begins to resist and suffer from pain, he fights and eventually regains his sanity.- Assumption: if the control over your slave was not sleeping at the same moment that the witch lost consciousness, then words to return it will not do any good. You will only waste oxygen on the ship, and I will continue to be silent ... As you ordered me, - Atria's voice was heard from the ceiling with a slight reproach and resentment.Although she tried to make him more unemotional, it didn't work.Is she mad at me? Seriously? Don't tell me that this fucking AI that was supposed to help me is getting more and more emotional...I got into a defensive stance, the only thing I had to do was catch Terra in the attack and disable her. Strangle, stun, hit so hard that she lost consciousness - it doesn't matter, the main thing is to knock her out bef
The clap of the hand echoed around the room, but the girl did not wake up. I had to hit again, and only after that she groaned in pain, and her closed eyelids trembled.- Wh-what? Where I am? - Overcoming the excruciating pain in her head she asked.- Everything is there, everything is with me, - I answered, taking a chair and turning it back to her and sitting down on it, throwing my leg, - Come on, talk.- What to say? - she asked with incomprehension, trying to examine me and the room around.To be sure, she moved her arms and legs trying to free herself, but realizing that she was tightly bound, she looked at me with surprise in her purple eyes.- Who is she? Where did you come from? Who sent? - when asking questions, I raised the finger of my clenched right palm, - Three questions with easy answers ... Atria!- Yes, Creel?Warn me if she's lying...Instead of answering, I heard the whirring of the small wheels of the robot, which rode up to me and extended another slave collar wi
I stood in the darkness of the room, watching the metal doors of the ship's outer airlock move slowly apart. Painfully slow. The blaster handle creaked with synthetic coating in my palm. The weapon of the future was already ready to unleash a lethal bolt of plasma at the first enemy unfortunate enough to meet me. I was beaten by a small shiver from the desire to finally warm up with real opponents.I want to let off steam and test my strength.Finally the doors parted enough to let in the light pouring in from outside and the shadow of a head blocking it. A loud voice echoed through the compartment:- Hey, bedding?! Why are you taking so long? The captain is already waiting for his victims!The man's face squeezed between the doors, not at all afraid that someone might be waiting on the other side. He was confident in the witch and her abilities. In vain.While he squinted to see something in the darkness, I put the barrel of the blaster to his forehead.- Who the hell are you?!- Boo
The noise of the crowd in the bar forced me to break away from my own thoughts, interrupting them like TV static, preventing me from focusing on what had happened in the past.I would like to forget all this altogether, throw it away and move on with my life.But it's hard to do all this, sitting in an old bar, drinking cheap diluted beer while grimacing at the putrid smell of people around, and also watching another reminder on TV ...“It's been a week since that horrific incident when a group of supervillains took over the Superhero Academy, set off explosions all over Yuniopolis, and released the prisoners from Ironville Prison.Here, in time with the voice of the pretty girl of the announcer, frames of devastation began to appear on the screen. Destroyed to the ground houses, formed as if they were made of playing cards. Burning shopping centers, churches, administrations, and, behold, the prison itself in all its glory, in the iron wall of which a huge hole gapes.It turns out th
After all, it will not be possible to get everything and clean it.Mistakes are not allowed.- I'll free you! Now is the time! Marcus snapped out of his seat.He ran up to Rena and grabbed her by the waist and turned her back to him. He pressed something on the device hanging on his belt, and then, with a buzzing sound, began to inject a huge amount of a drug that enhances abilities through the tubes.Rene started screaming in pain again, but this time her agony was stronger. The girl fell to the floor, began to writhe, bend, tear her clothes and scratch her skin.I can't even imagine how she feels right now.“Be patient, dear,” Marcus whispered, stroking her bald head, “It’s okay, you have to do this, remove the pain, endure it and free HER, even if you yourself have to die.”Who is locked up there? What woman is so important to Marcus that he is ready to give people's lives for her? What should I do? To stop him?Not! I've gone too far! You can not stop half way because of your own
My fingers closed around Katherine's throat. I could feel it shrinking, trying to get at least a breath of life-giving air, but I didn't let it happen.All.End.Removing my hand, I looked at the pale face of the girl with her eyes closed. Heavy, greedy sighs escape my lips, as if I had just been strangled, not her. Not enough oxygen, dizzy.I didn't want to end up like this. Did not want.Yielding to a conscientious impulse, I felt the artery on her neck with two fingers - there is a pulse, but weak.Already happy. I was afraid that I would kill her, I would overdo it with force. After all, he could break her cervical vertebrae with gloves, or somehow harm her.Crap…Is it all worth it? Since when am I ready to strangle a person for the sake of some ephemeral piece of information?“Sorry, Kat,” I whisper, looking at her face.Bending down a little, I kiss her on the forehead, and then I get up and walk towards the descent. I feel extremely lousy at this moment. Somewhat overly emotio
Strange feeling.You seem to have experienced remembering, you know that they are in your head, and you can even feel them, but you can’t see them. It's akin to taking an old disc from the shelf, inserting it into the player and it won't play, it's damaged. So do I.- Don't you remember? Marcus was sincerely surprised. “Well, no wonder, she warned about something like that.- Can you continue your story? I ask irritably, feeling my temples begin to squeeze.“Okay,” Marcus replied with a shrug as he walked around Rene.He took a chair, and passing a little closer to me, placing it next to me.“Sit down, I see you are not well,” he said in a voice full of sympathy and concern.His hand rested on my shoulder, forcing me to gently, but at the same time, adamantly sink into the seat.Then, smiling, he stepped aside breaking the distance and showing his empty hands.Why such courtesy?But thanks to this thoughtful gesture on his part, I was able to sit back in my chair and allow myself to r
The elevator doors parted in different directions, revealing the inside of a metal booth, upholstered in wood in the old style of the sixties. Once inside, I turned around to face the closing doors. My gaze slowly lowered to see small streaks of blood trailing from the elevator doors.Looking down, I noticed blood dripping from the gloves mixed with everything else. In the joints between the fingers, where the metal was connected by some kind of elastic lining, someone's long hair was stuck, which I immediately pulled out, throwing it aside.The unpleasant consequences of the death of many people. They always leave a lot of dirt behind. It is even surprising why nature made death so dirty? Is it really only in order to thereby scare away all other predators from the body and let it decompose becoming fertilizer?If so, then humanity has broken this primary cycle. Those students definitely can't become fertilizer for anything. They are cremated, and the ashes will be scattered somewher
“… and that’s how we come to the fact that we need to check you out!” Guys, kill her!What? Who? What is it about? Who to kill? What guys? I got distracted! Crap! Looks like he's inviting trouble...Sighing, I looked at the crowd of zombified students walking towards me. They all walked quite briskly, someone hovered above the ground, a couple climbed the walls and tried to take a position above me. I was surrounded, and if they use their abilities, it will be very bad for me.Without waiting for the attack, I made a short dash forward, jumped up and, pushing off the bench, caught my hands on the metal roof of the canopy that blocked the paths between the buildings of the academy.They immediately grabbed me by the legs and began to pull me down, trying to fight back, I heard how their fingers and hands were breaking. One of them actually had my boot run into his face, breaking his nose, but he didn't even notice. That's just a huge minus.Zombified people do not feel pain, they are r
So the time has come to fight against the mentors who have been sharing their knowledge with me all this short time. I must admit that everything they taught me here came in handy for me very soon. Even unexpectedly, somehow.Just as unexpected as Yolanda's attacks.A beautiful woman in a long dress standing against the wall attacked us with her ability.Stone blocks flew at us. Walls appeared right in front of your nose, and under your feet every now and then small obstacles strove to jump out. I had to dodge very often. So often that I could no longer really keep track of anything else, my gaze was lost in all this flickering of concrete sculptures and deadly structures, and I completely surrendered to the will of instincts.Run a meter forward, and then bounce back to dodge the concrete guillotine that has arisen above your head, roll to the side in the hope of slipping under a multi-ton block.— Watch out! I shout to Katherine.Sliding across the floor, I grab the girl by the legs
It surprised. Why did she decide to release me first? She could help herself first… “Now help me. So helping each other and actually holding hands so that the paper clip does not disappear into the air, we got out of the steel fetters holding us back. - Finally! Katherine whispered wearily, leaning against an iron beam. Her chest heaved up and then down heavily in time with her greedy breaths. After just a couple of minutes, we were out of breath as if we had run a couple of kilometers of cross-country. But we still need to get out of here and face those who kidnapped us. - Get down! Katherine whispered as she jumped at me. She pressed my body to the floor, and she fell down herself, trying to completely hide behind boxes with broken equipment and a bunch of tools from above. At first I did not understand what all this was for, but then I managed to hear quiet steps. Someone was walking in our direction with a confident, neat step. Is it one of our guards? They finally decided to sh
Something too often, being in a new body, I get into some kind of trouble. As soon as we let Katherine into our house, the door of the apartment was knocked out by an explosion, and we were seized. Memory helpfully throws up scattered fragments of a conversation that we had before the attack. Kat, one might say, fell on my head like a Japanese kamikaze on an aircraft carrier. The girl was out of her mind. Dilated pupils looked at me with insatiable hunger and desire, the scarlet skin of her face, frequent heavy sighs, she looked more like an excited drug addict than a harsh and terrible detective. She tried in every possible way to get close to me, and this made her uncomfortable. She pressed me against the wall, breathed into my neck, so at the same time she was also rude. Crap! I can’t say that I don’t like assertive girls who take the initiative in their own hands, but not when everything goes like this. Although it is worth recognizing it turned me on. I have never been a fan of