It was seven-thirty in the evening the moment Timothy stepped out of his limousine and dialled my number on his mobile phone. He had just returned from a nearby restaurant where he had gone to have an early dinner, before rounding up the work piled up in his office.
There was no response from my phone, until he dialled the third time. A ‘sweet’ female voice he knew so well answered the phone and informed him that his friend was almost at the final stage of ‘perfecting’ his life.
The line went dead shortly afterwards, leaving Timothy feeling amused at the possibility of a mobile phone to pick up signals in a place such as the silvery orb. He gave a deep sigh as he entered the main lobby and headed for the elevator.
“He’d soon get what he wants ... very soon”.
As soon as the elevator shut gently and ferried Timothy upward, Deaconess Esther Amadi was rounding up the Faith Clinic for the week in Abraham’s Villa, a parish in the Redeemed Christian Church of God. If my late mother were to be alive, it would’ve been her turn to preside over it.
This was due to her level of spiritual maturity, and several years of being a dedicated worker in the Redeemed Christian Church of God. Deaconess Amadi soon hurried down the pulpit the moment the closing prayers were said and made for the Parish Pastor’s office. She changed her mind, went to the last row of chairs in the church, where Samuel Adefarasin – the prayer band leader was chatting with some church members.
She excused him to the front of the church, near the pulpit and soon started a conversation, the moment they were out of earshot.
“Sister Amadi, I don’t like that look on your face, I hope nothing’s wrong?” Samuel asked clutching his large Bible.
Deaconess Amadi seemed to shiver as the words began to come out of her mouth. The white turtleneck she wore did not seem to give her the desired warmth at that moment, alongside the long black skirt she wore with it.
“While we were praying, I felt a strange kind of chill all around my body…as if something was about to happen to me or someone in this church…” She began almost in a whisper.
“Chill, how do you mean, or are you sick?” Samuel whispered, with a look of concern.
The deaconess frowned at the red long-sleeved shirt the tall man standing in front of her wore, as she tried to make him understand what she was talking about.
“Listen, after I finished preaching, and commenced prayers…as the congregation were praying, I suddenly saw myself on a cargo ship on…on the Atlantic ocean. There were beautiful and scary mermaids drinking blood – human blood…while a very beautiful lady whose face I couldn’t see clearly was sitting cross-legged on the Ocean laughing wildly. She was far more beautiful than the mermaids, and had this strange authority around her…that’s all.”
Samuel saw nothing but fright radiating all over the forty-three year old woman, while he tried to fathom what the lady in front of him just said.
“Unbelievable, you mean you saw all these while you were up there praying?” He asked in disbelief.
“Yes, it all happened within three seconds. I’m confused because I don’t know what is going on right now. Neither do I know what God is trying to tell me…that’s why I called you aside to tell you…”
“Don’t let it worry you ma. I won’t relent in my prayers concerning the safety of the members of Abraham’s Villa, especially what you’ve just told me.” He paused and looked into her frightened eyes.
“I’ll make sure the Pastor and the other prayer band members know about it…ensure you’re prayerful more than ever. Everything will be okay in Jesus’ name.”
“Thank you very much,” she replied and headed for the exit, and for her car parked close to the gate.
“The devil is a liar” Samuel muttered, before walking to where some workers in the church stood.
“You wouldn’t be in need of this until tomorrow morning,” the goddess of perfection spoke in a very seductive tone, before handing my mobile phone to one of her ‘perfect assistants,’ who was cladded in a strange purple gown. She slipped it into my jacket which hung on one of the seats in the orb. I lay on the floor wearing only my shirt, pair of trousers and shoes.
The goddess was cladded in a bright purple gown, which was slightly fitting at her abdomen, while the neck extended to her chin. On a ‘special night’ like this, her eyeballs were no longer green, rather they became crimson in colour. She soon ordered her ‘perfect assistants to carry me and place me atop the silvery altar, before proceeding to the next stage of the initiation.
The moment I was placed on the silvery altar, with my face upwards, the goddess began walking around the altar like someone lost in deep thought.
Pacing around the silvery altar, the four horns suddenly turned purple, while fourteen calm-looking and bare-chested mermaids suddenly appeared. The goddess gave way for them and ordered her seven ‘perfect assistants’ to join them, but not before they themselves transformed into bare-chested mermaids.
The mermaids, now numbering twenty-one, with looks of satisfaction on their faces began to mumble inaudible incantations They concentrated their gazes on me while I lay ‘unconscious’ atop the silvery altar.
The goddess of perfection stood in the middle of the passage, between the pool of ash and the silvery altar, with a terrible look on her face, which could frighten faeces out of any human being who looked at it. Suddenly, like a balloon pierced with a needle, the goddess exploded into a puff of purple smoke.
The puff of purple smoke proceeded towards the silvery altar, hovered around my head for seven seconds, before I inhaled it. The next moment, the mermaids surrounding the silvery altar knelt down around it, while mumbling their incantations. Each of them placed both hands on any part of my body they could and remained in this position until midnight.
Suddenly, they went into frenzy and began to dance to a sort of wild music that played inside the orb. As the dancing went on, the rows and columns of chairs began to shift forward and sideways to make room for a new chair – my invisible double’s chair. I would have remained ‘unconscious’ till morning, but for two things – the noise from the music, screaming and dancing inside the orb, and the burning sensation under my right foot.
I sat on the silvery altar and tried to decipher everything that went on around me. Slowly, I raised my head and looked at the silvery altar, upon which I lay and the horns attached to it at the four corners. I looked at the chairs, the dancing mermaids and finally myself.
I tried in vain to recollect how I’d arrived there until a female voice, full of authority, sounding so clear inside the silvery orb, immediately brought an end to the crazy music and dancing.
“Welcome and congratulations, Tamunotonye Ibierembo Abbey-Hart. You are now a member of Marine Brothers Society. You are now a ‘perfectionist’…” This was followed by a very loud cackle which frightened me from my head down to my toes.
The mermaids, who were now floating seven metres above me, came towards the silvery altar and offered to lead me to my new chair. I declined in a frightful manner, while my eyes darted around the silvery orb. After much persuasion, I agreed to follow them, while looking around the silvery orb and the strange creatures around me. When I finally sat down, they began to disappear one after the other, with a cackle.
“What the hell…?”
I turned my head in fright, the moment I felt the head of a very large king cobra which had suddenly come alive behind me. It didn’t seem ‘offended’ by my ‘nasty’ behaviour, but rather hissed and slithered, while spreading its large hood. In a split second, the last mermaid appeared, pushed me back into my chair and snarled at me to stop disgracing myself.
“You are now a member of Marine Brothers Society … that’s the chair your invisible double will sit on whenever he comes here…you’ll be able to invoke that king cobra into the physical world to deal with anyone you desire. An Marine Brothers Society initiate should not be afraid of his ‘pet.’”
She cast a look of disdain on me and soon shoved a katana from the thin air into my shaky hands. While I looked at the gold and purple handle of the sheathed katana, she disappeared with a very loud cackle. I didn’t put too much emphasis on the sword or its black sheath, until I saw the purple base of the handle, with ‘Marine Brothers Society,’ beautifully inscribed in purple lettering.
I looked in the direction of the silvery altar and saw the four horns atop it, slowly returning to their original colour – white. Tranquillity soon returned to the hall. I turned my gaze to the pool of ash which was as big as an Olympic sized swimming pool, I heard the goddess’ voice instructing me pick up my folded shirt and jacket, before ‘exiting’ through the pool of ash, since the initiation had been concluded.
I clutched my new katana and got up from ‘my’ chair. My buttocks had barely left the upholstery, as I examined my appearance in horror. It was at that moment I realised I was dressed in a new suit. The suit was black in colour, with a beautiful purple necktie, comfortably knotted at the shirt’s collar.
My heart began to race as I leaned the katana on a chair beside me and examined underneath my right foot, where I’d been experiencing a burning sensation. To my surprise, I saw a small inscription of Marine Brothers Society beautifully tattooed in purple ink. The moment I gazed upon the inscription under my foot, the burning sensation ceased immediately.
I clutched my katana without waiting for any more instructions, retrieved my jacket from where it lay, and walked briskly towards the pool of ash.
Standing in front of the pool seconds later, I stopped and beheld the pair of black shoes I’d worn from my apartment, neatly placed at the pool’s edge. I bent down and retrieved it, before looking around the silvery orb one more time. Standing in the pool of ash, I felt sorry for myself before I was slowly submerged into it.
The phone rang the second time before Boma answered it drowsily with her eyes barely opened.“Who …who’s on the line?”“I’m sorry to wake you up at his time, it’s me…its Tamunotonye.”She immediately sat up on the bed, rubbing her eyes and pushing away her blanket.“How was it, what happened…you’ve been on my mind since you left.”“Listen, I’m not ready to answer all your questions, but the freaky initiation went on well. ‘Stage one’ is complete, that’s all I can say.”“So where are you now?”“I’ll see you when the time’s right…”“What do you mean when the time’s right, can’t you come over to my office?”“Even if I came to your office, you won’t be able to see me.”The line went dead, while Boma stared at the phone screen, which displayed the time duration of our conversation. The time on my wristwatch showed sixteen minutes past six in the morning. The initiation had taken the whole night and the entire morning.Strangely enough, I neither felt tired nor drowsy, while I kept walking
I walked confidently with every stride, before stopping at the end of the car park. Students were nowhere in sight, as some of the non-academic staff could be seen walking to their posts and offices to resume duty for the last working day of the week.Almost ten minutes later, a blue SUV slowly rolled into the last space in the car park. On closer observation, I realised it was a Ford product, big, stylish with tinted glasses and definitely expensive.I couldn’t say this was part of the initiation ceremony, since the initiation had been concluded with congratulations from the goddess of perfection herself. I looked at the ring on my right hand as I brought the katana closer to my left side. Some moments later, I realised it was rather unnecessary as a lady came down from the driver’s seat in the SUV, came round and faced me after removing her sunglasses.“Good morning your…your utmost perfection…”“Good morning Mr Tamunoonye. A wonderful day it is… or would I say, a perfect morning?”
The goddess looked sober as she stood akimbo, while scanning the entire compound.“From the moment an initiate joins Marine Brothers Society, he or she is to ‘deliver’ persons of certain categories whenever the ‘need’ arises.”“What are you talking about, your utmost perfection?”“What I mean is that an initiate does not ‘deliver’ any kind of person and expect the right results. The person to be delivered must conform to the category the initiate has been assigned to.”She soon turned and faced me like an elementary school teacher, explaining an important point to a confused pupil.“Take for instance your friend Timothy – he has been assigned to ‘deliver’ only single ladies, whether they’ve had children or not.”I smiled at her last statement, because as someone who knew Timothy very well, I didn’t need anyone to tell me that he’d been assigned to a befitting category…“You… since you are a new initiate and possess an age which is not a multiple of perfection…you’ll be assigned to del
Pastor Frederick Alozie Ph.D was a man in his late forties, heavily built and in possession of an aura of cheerfulness, almost on a twenty-four hour basis. When he wasn’t lecturing at the Rivers State University of Science and Technology, he devoted most of his time to the work of God as a Parish Pastor, at the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Abraham’s Villa Parish.In the thirteen years of being a member and ‘worker’ at the Redeemed Christian Church of God, he’d never heard of anything concerning mermaids drinking blood or partying on the Atlantic Ocean. Sitting in his office that fateful Saturday morning, he watched Deaconess Esther Amadi narrate everything she had seen in her vision, with the prayer band leader seated beside her.When she was through, he knew the ‘battle’ in the spiritual realm was drawn, as far as he and all the ‘workers’ in the Parish were concerned.He wasn’t a man who loved to beat about the bush; rather he was one who believed in taking the bull by the horns
In the next four to five weeks that quickly went by, I began to learn a lot of amazing, frightening and horrible things about Marine Brothers Society, sometimes through the book that disappeared into my abdomen.There were ‘things’ which I came across, but I’d decided against mentioning all of them, and simply tagged them ‘wonderful.’ There were also things which I learnt from my fellow initiates, some of whom had been initiated years before and some who’d been initiated when I was still a crawling baby.One of these things was an event which happened in the first week of August. It all began when I walked out of an event centre after an art exhibition was concluded. A male caller informed me that my cargo from Europe had been cleared.Further, it was awaiting my collection at an automobile showroom, somewhere near Waterlines House. He also informed me that I had to get the key and particulars from a particular courier company, before I could get my cargo.For reasons best known to me
It was quarter past eight in the morning as I stood in the ‘normal bathroom’ brushing my teeth and preparing for the mock deliverance. I didn’t have a single idea of how it was going to be, though I wanted to hurry up and be done with it.“A very quiet place…body must be stable and motionless…” I was recalling what the half-naked lady had told me while reducing the air conditioner, before sitting cross-legged on the large bed. I was lucky that my neighbours had already gone to work before I started my ‘activity.’I didn’t even want to have anything to do with them because I felt everyone should keep to himself and herself, while God kept everybody. I checked the wall clock one more time before I started, and it showed forty minutes past eight.I got prepared, became motionless and for reasons only I myself could understand, focused my gaze on the portrait which showed the goddess arm in arm with her ‘twin sister’ in an orchard, posing for a painter. They were dressed in eighteenth cen
It was exactly two weeks since she had seen that vision on that fateful Thursday evening and the entire image of all she saw remained evergreen in her memory. With barely fifteen minutes left before the commencement of today’s Faith Clinic, she sat on one of the plastic chairs in the church and read her Bible.Although she prayed alone at home and sometimes in her office, she felt better and more relieved afterwards, whenever she prayed among her brethren or preferably with members of her prayer band. Suddenly, Deaconess Amadi felt a sudden chill, followed by thunder and lightning. She was surprised nobody else reacted to the sound. Maybe she was the only one who heard it. Closing her Bible, she decided to take a quick walk outside the church for fresh air when the chill enveloped her again.She quickened her steps until she was out of the gate, watching several members hurrying into the church.“You must be Deaconess Esther Amadi, the one who sees visions?”She turned sharply to her
CHAPTER SIXTEEN“I’m fed up with all these…my dear. I’m not going to that church again until this whole thing is over.” Chief Walter Amadi was surprised as he watched his wife pace the room looking frightened.“You heard your Pastor, everything is going to be fine, don’t scare yourself to death, it’s all a matter of time.”He soon gave her a bear hug which seemed to last forever, while her heartbeat soon returned to its normal rate, and thoughts of her vision and meeting with the goddess seemed distant from her mind that particular moment.It was the first meeting in October, as every initiate’s invisible double in the orb seemed to be rattled by the rage of the goddess of perfection. My invisible double believed he was the only ‘exception,’ due to the hatred I felt for her.My desire for revenge at that moment seemed to boil like volcanic larva with every passing second. Thirty minutes into the meeting, she let out a piercing scream, as her body exploded. Her body soon came back toge
Timothy knew sleeping was the least of his worries as he brought the bottle of McDonnell’s to his mouth the fifth time. It was three o’clock in the morning and he also knew most Marine Brothers Society initiates would be doing something similar to what he was presently doing, wherever they were.His apprehension seemed to escalate when he noticed his Marine Brothers Society katana was not on the wooden rack, after his invisible double had returned from the silvery orb. He wished drunkenness would lull him to sleep, so he wouldn’t think about the consequences of what had just happened.He brought the bottle to his mouth the sixth time and cursed himself for contracting only one assassin to get rid of me. He thought about his money, cars, company, girlfriends, investments and stocks, but didn’t think about penury.I woke up on the altar the next morning to see Boma kneeling beside me, peering into my face like a nurse.“Hope you’re better?” she whispered.“Let’s go home…it’s all over,”
Inside the church, despite the fading pains on my body from the accident, I knew I had no choice but to maintain that sedentary position, until my invisible double successfully concluded his ‘mission.’I ignored the heated prayers around me, while my buttocks remained ‘stuck’ upon a white plastic chair. It was a good thing the weather was cold and the mosquitoes were at bay, else we all would have been soaked in our perspiration before daybreak.I closed my eyes and opened them again, trying to imagine what was going on in the mind of my invisible double. Although I knew what he was presently doing, I knew there was nothing like the feeling of being there personally. Slowly, I turned my head towards Boma and saw her praying like her late mother.“You will die the same way you made my dragon die,” the goddess screamed at my invisible double before she slumped backwards onto the surface of the silvery altar and melted on the flat surface. All eyes were now on my invisible double as he r
At that moment, I felt sorry for Boma – for having to put her through the entire stress, knowing fully well she had to be at her desk tomorrow morning in the bank. Samuel Adefarasin had started praying in whispers, while Pastor Alozie opened his large leather Holy Bible.I never intended for anyone to get hurt in the process of carrying out my late mother’s wish. This was why I felt the weight of guilt, as thoughts of all the people I’d delivered since joining Marine Brothers Society, began to race into my mind.My eyes were still on the door which had since been shut. The circles of prayer warriors had just been formed, and Pastor Alozie looked like a ready medieval General for a much anticipated battle, he was sure he’d win. I only took my gaze from the door after Boma’s right hand held mine.She bent down and looked at me affectionately, while the other hand stroked my face.“It’ll soon be over Tonye…very soon,” she whispered to me in a soothing voice. I nodded as an usher went aro
I swore never to allow myself to be bothered by a woman again, when I was finally discharged from the specialist hospital, that fateful tenth day of July 2013, with a truckload of medication. Boma’s magnanimous branch manager had offered her official car and driver to take me home.I said goodbye to the Nigerian, Syrian and Indian doctors and nurses, who’d taken their time to cut and stitch me for more than three months. I was amused at Boma’s tears of joy, as we journeyed to her apartment that afternoon.“Please drive us to the church….” The driver looked surprised, while he stared at the traffic lights ahead.“Madam said I should drive you home from the hospital, not…”“I want to go to the church and thank God.”“Okay, just drop us and we’ll use a taxi to church-” Boma cut in. The driver seemed not to hear us until I made one last statement.“If you don’t take me to the church before going to her apartment Mr Kennedy, I’ll come to her bank tomorrow and tell the manager you drove us
After an intensive massage one afternoon, I thought about the other Marine Brothers Society initiates and wished they could witness everything I’d witnessed, especially Doris Onakposeba, in her present state. She was the least of my worries, since one of them had even tried to kill me, by procuring an assassin. Staying in the hospital was frustrating, due to the healing and recovery process, which went on at a snail-speed.Many things had improved in my daily routine, especially my feeding pattern. I now fed myself, though salty, spicy and fried foods were still disallowed from my diet. My body, especially my blood needed sugar, so I indulged in ice creams and sweets on several occasions.As for the portrait, I looked at it at every available moment. Sometimes, I imagined me and Boma as orphans who were running away from the goddess and dying in the process of surviving Marine Brothers Society’s pangs, while the time rapidly ticked away.It was the third Sunday in June as he itched fo
God had never failed or disappointed him ever since he became born-again two decades ago, and he knew he wouldn’t start now. As far as Pastor Alozie was concerned, the major battle at hand was the ‘third stage’ of the Marine Brothers Society saga he was now faced with. The ‘first stage’ was the attack by the naked demons in my house.The ‘second stage’ was the accident which incapacitated me and the ‘third and final stage’ was the proposed face-off between me, Pastor Alozie (any other ‘interested’ party and the goddess. On the day the last surgical operation was to take place, Boma and Pastor Alozie were given fifteen minutes to talk with me before I was reeled to the theatre.“I’ll come around immediately I’m through from work,” Boma whispered as she held my hands.I looked at her smooth face and thought of how my abdomen had been scarred with stitches. The psychologist had advised me to keep recollecting happy thoughts and memories before the surgical operation commenced.This made
If anybody had told me that my invisible double was still ‘alive’ and ‘functional,’ I’d laughed heartily at such a person. The door to my room opened slowly and I stopped laughing at the cartoon on the television. I thought it was a nurse and tried to prepare my buttocks for another round of morning injections.Instead of a cheerful feminine face in a white uniform, I was surprised at the huge, six feet figure carrying a hamper, while entering the room with a smiling face. He looked satisfied with the occupant he’d just met, as his right hand began to reach for the back of his waist.“Are you Tamunoonye?” he asked in a friendly tone. Before I opened my mouth to answer, I watched in surprise as his smile soon turned into a painful, ugly grimace. He began to stagger towards my bed, while the hamper and dagger dropped from his hands.The next moment, I saw his white silk shirt become soaked with blood, flowing from his mouth and nostrils. He began to gasp for breath as the shiny blade w
While Boma’s imaginary kiss landed on my forehead, Ibeabuchi put finishing touches to his ‘tools’ of work. As a former mobile policeman, he knew the modus operandi of the Police and Mobile Police respectively in the State. He was conversant with their nature and more importantly, how long they usually took to respond to a distress call.On the small table beside the window, two oiled pistols lay with a well sharpened service dagger between them. At that moment, he wasn’t concerned with the instruments of death before him, rather he marvelled at my picture, taken by a special camera inside the silvery orb.He tried to wonder why a handsome and suave gentleman deserved to die. Four hours ago, he’d received a message alert on his mobile phone.It informed him of his savings bank account with Union Bank, which had just been credited with Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Naira, by one Florence Adetuyi.. Upon completion of the assignment, he would receive the remaining half.Examining the p
The goddess sat on one of the chairs near the pool of ash, while she kept observing the portrait, which was now held by three ‘perfect assistants.’ It depicted her utmost perfection in a ceremonial military uniform, inspecting the corpses of six men tied to six wooden posts. Their heads were bowed and blood was flowing from their ripped abdomens.“Tonye, Tonye, Tonye…you were going to make me proud by being an exceptional Marine Brothers Society initiate, but your foolishness will now lead to your painful ascension.”The three naked women remained stone-faced as the goddess gave out a loud cackle which shook the entire orb.“A new initiate would find this very useful…see to that.” She rose up and made for the silvery altar, with the three women walking silently behind her. They overtook her when they were a metre to the silvery altar, before placing the portrait gingerly atop it.“Tonye, you disappointed me terribly,” she whispered to herself as the portrait was slowly absorbed by the