Jackson took another sip of whiskey, savoring the burn. Sometimes, in the quiet moments between Quantum Quill's ridiculous tasks, he wondered if he was dreaming. Maybe he was stuck in some bizarre video game, or there was a glitch in the matrix. Any moment now, he half-expected to wake up in his old life, nine years in the past. The thought made him pause. What if he did wake up? Jackson's mind wandered, imagining the scenario playing out differently. What if he hadn't left the apartment that fateful day? What if he'd walked in on Veronica and that bastard, caught in the act? He pictured himself bursting through the bedroom door, rage coursing through his veins. There was a look of shock on Veronica's face, her legs still wrapped around the stranger's waist. The bastard's smug grin faded as Jackson's fist connected with his jaw. God, it would've felt good to knock that asshole's teeth out. Maybe grab that tacky baseball bat Veronica insisted on keeping by the bed - "for protection,
Jackson struggled to adjust his tie, the smooth fabric eluding his grasp like a defiant serpent. He glanced at his reflection, wincing at the crooked knot that resembled a half-strangled pretzel. Mornings were never his strong suit. At twenty-eight years old, he still struggled with the simple task."Babe, you haven't said anything about the money I asked for." Veronica's voice floated from the bed, a mix of honey and vinegar.He froze, tie dangling forgotten. "Money?" The word tumbled out of his mouth like a stray pebble."For the cocktail dress? Remember? Mia's birthday party?"His brain scrambled to catch up. Right. The party. The dress. The money. He'd hoped she'd forgotten about that particular request."Ah, yeah. About that..." He turned, meeting Veronica's expectant gaze. She lounged on the bed, still in her pajamas, looking like a cat waiting to pounce on an unsuspecting mouse. He was definitely the mouse in this scenario."Well?" She arched an eyebrow, a move that could make
Jackson stood up, straightening his discount suit jacket. It was time to visit IT and sort this out. As he walked towards the tech support desk, a thought struck him. Maybe his manager, Mr. Thompson, would know what was going on. He knocked on Mr. Thompson's door, trying to ignore the knot forming in his stomach. "Come in," a voice called from inside. He entered, finding Mr. Thompson engrossed in his phone. The manager looked up, his face as expressive as a block of wood. "Ah, Jackson. What can I do for you?" "Sir, I'm having trouble logging into my account. It says my username doesn't exist." Mr. Thompson's eyebrows rose slightly, the most emotion Jackson had ever seen on his face. "Haven't you checked your email?" "My email?" He echoed, feeling like he'd walked into the middle of a conversation he didn't know he was having. "Yes, your email. You were fired yesterday." The words hit Jackson like a sledgehammer to the gut. "Fired? But... why? How?" "Due to no work improvemen
As he walked down the street, his mind reeled. Fired and cheated on, all in the span of a few hours. If this was a movie, he'd be demanding a rewrite. The universe had a twisted sense of humor. He wandered aimlessly, his feet carrying him through the city with no real destination. The bustling streets felt surreal as if he were watching a movie about someone else's life. How could the world just keep going when he had come crashing down? He didn't even know where he was walking. The sun beat down on him, but he barely noticed. His feet moved on autopilot, carrying him past bustling cafes and honking taxis. He was so lost in thought that he didn't see the bus until it was too late. One moment, he was stepping off the curb; the next, he was airborne. It was almost comical, really. Fired, cheated on, and now hit by a bus. The universe really had it out for him today. As he sailed through the air, time seemed to slow down. In that brief moment of clarity, Jackson had an epiphany. He'd
He stared at the ceiling, wondering if he'd finally lost his marbles. Maybe the stress of losing his job and catching Veronica cheating had finally pushed him over the edge. Or perhaps the bus had scrambled his brains more than he thought."Oh, stop being so dramatic," the voice chimed in. "You haven't lost your mind. Well, not completely, anyway."He groaned. "Great, now I'm arguing with myself. Fantastic.""I told you, darling, I'm not you. I'm a separate entity. A system, if you will. Now, why don't you suggest a name for me? I'll even give you a small reward for your trouble."He snorted. "What kind of reward? A one-way ticket to the loony bin?"The voice tsked. "So pessimistic. Just try a name and you'll find out."He sighed, deciding to humor his apparent mental breakdown. "Fine. How about... 'A Strange System'?""Oh, honey, you can do better than that," the voice replied, disappointed. "How about 'Life Guide System'? Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?""Whatever," Jackson
A few moments later, the door swung open, and the impossibly glamorous nurse sashayed in. He noticed how her uniform hugged her curves, and his face flushed."You called, Mr. Jackson?" she asked, her voice as smooth as honey."I, uh... yes," he stammered, suddenly forgetting every smooth line he'd ever heard. "I just wanted to thank you for taking such good care of me.""Oh? Well, that's very sweet of you, Mr. Jackson. It's not often patients express gratitude for my... care."Was it his imagination, or did she emphasize that last word? He felt his face grow hot."Well, you know what they say," he blurted out. "Laughter is the best medicine. And your smile... it's definitely working wonders."Quantum Quill groaned in his head. "Oh, darling, that was painful. You can do better than that!"The nurse, however, seemed charmed. Her lips curved into an amused smile. "My, my, Mr. Jackson. Are you flirting with me?"His brain short-circuited. "I... uh... is it working?"She laughed. "Well, ar
Once dressed, he had to admit he felt more human. The clothes fit surprisingly well, though he couldn't shake the feeling that he was wearing evidence of his spectacular fall from grace."Well, look at you," QQ piped up. "From hospital chic to suburban dad in ten minutes flat. Bravo.""You know, for a so-called 'Life Guide System', you're not very supportive," He grumbled."Oh, darling, I'm plenty supportive. I just have high standards. Now, shall we go face the music at reception?"With a deep breath, Jackson headed out of the room and down the hallway. The hospital's opulence continued to astound him – he half expected to see a valet parking Ferraris in the lobby.At the reception desk, a woman with a smile as plastic as her nametag greeted him. "Checking out, sir?""That's the plan," He replied."Wonderful! Let's just pull up your bill, shall we?" Her fingers flew over the keyboard, and He braced himself for impact."Alright, Mr. Jackson. Your total comes to... $45,500.""I'm sorry
Before the voice could respond, there was a familiar chime, and Quantum Quill's sultry tones filled his head. "Miss me, darling?""Oh, thank god," Jackson sighed. "Where have you been?""Updating, obviously. Can't you tell? My wit is even sharper now.""Great. Well, while you were busy sharpening your wit, I've been stuck here with a hospital bill I can't pay."QQ tsked. "I can see that. And it's clearly due to your poor flirting skills. We really need to work on that.""My flirting skills?" He sputtered. "How is that related to my hospital bill?""Oh, honey, everything's related. If you had a better game, you might have charmed your way into a discount. Or at least scored some free jello.""Okay, fine. How can I improve my flirting skills while stuck in this overpriced hospital room?""Simple," QQ chirped. "I'm giving you another task.""Another task? What is it this time? Flirt with the doctor? Chat up a coma patient?""Don't be ridiculous," QQ chided. "I want you to go find Olivia