I check the monitor looking into the Obama room early in the morning. Danny is sound asleep on his cot and to me that is unacceptable. I hit the alarm button for the Obama room only, the interior speakers. Never have I seen a grown man, athlete or not, jump as high as Danny did.
The mike was open so I could whisper sweet nothings in his ear or bark orders, whatever I want to do. Danny can obviously tell that the mike is open, judging by his hand signals and confused look.
I was just fucking with him but all I said was "Flush time. Sorry big bro, we have Wilhelm on her way down right now. You're an unneeded liability to the K.U.N.T. team down here."
Didn't take my elder to understand that message as he frantically scanned the room for anything of merit to grasp on to or anything to keep the floor from opening up and swallowing him whole. There wasn't anything in that room to
Danny spent the night in medical so waking him with games and noises wasn't happening. Today was going to be the first true test of our skills down here. We go head to head with THE Susan Wilhelm. Its five o'clock in the morning, couldn't sleep, my nerves got the best of me throughout the night. "Wake up Danny." A gentle shove seemed appropriate.Danny sat straight up as if I were the monster in his nightmare he just couldn't seem to run fast enough to get away from. He looked literally like a large piece of shit that could breathe and talk. Little does he know, after Wilhelm falls, he will too, by my hands."Get to my office, you have three minutes." I instructed.He hadn't spoken a word to me, I didn't get a good morning, I didn't get a fuck you, nothing. That pissed me off the most. He was still trying t
Back in our lair, I informed Holly and Mills of my next moves, "Listen up, I'm going to go call the President and let him know that Jeffrey Dahmer, aka The Milwaukee Monster, has passed away from an unknown illness. I'm going to ask the President what he would like me to do as a replacement. After all that is said and done, I'm going to get my old Sarge on the horn and see what we had to do to get him to come down here and hang with us, lead us. Any exception or suggestions to this?"Mills spoke up first, "Gregg, we don't need another leader. We want you to be the leader of this group. You can call your buddy, but know that when you call him you need to ask him to come join the team, not lead it."Holly followed with, "I understand what you're saying Gregg. I get it. You are our leader, no matter who you bring down here; you are the leader of K.U.N.T."I hugged both of them and a
The names Gregg, Gregg Burnsfield. I guess you could call this a memoire of sorts, an acknowledgement of my life or don't call it anything at all and just sit there, shut your mouth and read. Obviously by writing this, you know any story I tell here on in, even if death finally gets her cold hands around my scrawny little neck, I managed to survive long enough to get all this down on paper. Everyone thinks that Hell is a fictional place but I know that to be untrue because I was already there; Hampton, Virginia. This city is nothing more than a gathering place for old, rich, white people living out their pointless lives and passing judgment on the rest of us for trying to live our own.My mental state wasn't always this…hostile or abrasive I guess you could call it, but being born here, having grown up here as a little kid, raised here, and knowing my death was probably gonna happen here, happy thoughts and rainbows just weren't for me. My
It's one in the morning, sitting on the side of the road. The rain is gently coating the windshield just enough so you are stuck between the 1 speed and 2 speed settings on the wiper activation switch as you drive. I hate that shit. Seriously, the tediousness of the world drives my mind loony. You would think that car companies would realize the inconvenience this causes to its drivers and fix that shit. Just give me a 1.5 speed selection on the wiper switch. The blades either rhythmically dry hump across my windshield because they are going too fast or it gets to the point that I can see because they are going too slow.The street is damp, the oil and grease from every damn beat up piece of shit car that drives down it covering the asphalt. The rain pulls the grime to the surface and lets it fester in the open for the entire world to see. Shit, I wish it was blood, my blood, filling the street so I could just drop off the face
Waking up was a disappointment; waking up with the worst headache in the history of human society, just the cherry on top of a big shit cake. Why is the sun so bright, where the fuck am I? The room is all white, bed, sheets, chair, curtains; shit the fucking television is white. Secluded in a desolate room, beaten to shit, excellent."Beep, Bomp, Beep, Bomp, Beep, Bomp…" Rotating my head as far as I could before the brace caught and then it became all too clear, the monitors and the IVs and all that jazz. All I can hear is the "Beep, Bomp," of the monitor, nothing but "Beep, Bomp, Beep, Bomp, Beep, Bomp, Beep, Bomp."…with every chime from the machines, time seemed to skate by. The reality was, time was barely ticking away. Second by second.That smell, that taste, the remnants of that fleshy dick in my mouth. What the fuck happened to me, when is someone going to acknowledge me? With all this fuc
Contemplating what was to come, I crossed the street without even looking for cars. Upon reaching the sidewalk, it was obvious that the main door to the apartment complex had been torn from its hinges and some profane racial slurs had ever so delicately spray painted across the concrete leading to the entrance.I don't understand peoples' fascination with destruction. I don't understand why people are still hung up on racism. I guess it's beyond my meager little mind. I'm white, some people are black, and some are Hispanic…so on and so on. What's the big fucking deal?Now that was the only positive aspect to my childhood. I learned that people are people. You don't have to be a minority to do stupid or horrible things; you just have to be a stupid and misguided person to accomplish them. Every night it's the TV and I because it entertains me, seeing crazy white people secretly boycotting racial groups,
I sit straight up from a dead sleep, like they do in the movies when there victim is stuck in a horrible flashback dream."Fucking shit! God dammit! This fucking cell phone!" Apparently when you plug your cell phone in so that it can charge and act as an alarm for you, the other end of the wire needs to be plugged into the motherfucking wall.The sunlight was shining in through the window, the yellowish fungus growing on the window pane made the sunlight almost green as it struck my swollen face and the disgusting floor Holly and I shared last night. Oh shit, Holly!I look to my right and then to my left, where the fuck was this chick? I don't have anything to worth any money, she couldn't have taken off. Could she?Flush. The bathroom door opens and out walks Holly, still fully nude underneath that coat I had so chivalrously provided for her last night. "Damn, you scared me, I…I tho
Beeeeeeep. "I need to see Debra." Mills speaks to the beep. I assume he had a button to push or there was some sort of sensor that activated the beep. I hear the starting of something electrical, a motor or something of the sort.Instant butterflies now. The hood has enhanced my sense of nervousness but also my sense of feel. We are going down…on an elevator. "Ahh, an underground lair, huh? Is this some sort of super hero league hideout? Sweet!" I was being as sarcastic as I could be; I just wanted to be personally addressed right now by anyone.This elevator was traveling down forever, or so it seemed. I've been on elevators that have traveled fifty floors in about three minutes; we've been moving for at least five minutes. The elevator begins to apply its brakes, slowly. We come to a complete stop and nothing happens. Where's the sound of the door opening? Where's the bee