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Three Stupid Soldiers
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Three Stupid Soldiers

The brief moment of levity between Xander and Atheria was interrupted by the clanking sound of approaching footsteps. Two of Marvin's soldiers, smirks on their faces, stopped in front of their cells. Clad in armor that clinked with every movement, they looked every bit the haughty enforcers of Marvin's regime.

"Well, well, well, look what we have here," sneered the first soldier, a tall man with a scar running down his face. "The mighty rebels, caged up like animals."

His companion, shorter but stockier, laughed mockingly. "Yeah, not so tough now, are you? Where's all that fire and braveness gone, huh?"

Xander, leaning casually against the bent bars of his cell, replied with a cold smirk. "You really think these bars can hold me? I'm just taking a little break. Your boss's hospitality is so... touching."

Atheria rolled her eyes, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, we're terrified. Please, don't hurt us with your big, scary swords."

The first soldier banged his
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