Home / Games / The Lich's Master / Chapter 3: How Not to Kill a Lich
Chapter 3: How Not to Kill a Lich
Author: Dweia
last update2022-01-19 21:53:33

Kyle fiddled with the phylactery as the Lich floated around its boss room. He seemed to be in some distress, and the more he looked around, the more he seemed to suffer.

Kyle turned his attention back at the Phylactery. It was a fist sized crystal bottle that would probably not break if he tried to smash it into the ground. Crystals were sturdier than glass according to in game lore, and the bottle was quite thick as well.

The green liquid swirled and churned inside constantly, its colour seemed to reflect the Lich’s mood as it was getting darker and darker as it flew around.

“MY BOOKS! MY CENTURIES OF RESEARCH! MY LIFE’S AND DEATH’S WORK!” He let out a cry of despair, sending chills down Kyle’s spine.

“YOU DESTROYED THEM!” He continued to cry.

“Sorry about that.” Kyle averted his gaze. As… terrifying this Lich was, he seemed more and more desperate as time passed. Sure, it was a very powerful being that lived for several centuries, but at the moment, he seemed very emotionally vulnerable. “You were trying to kill me though.” He reminded the Lich.

“YOU BARGED INTO MY ROOM ALONG WITH THE OTHER HUMAN! HE EVEN SCREAMED AT ME!”

Kyle covered his ears. “I was kicked into your room, and the other human was trying to kill me.” He tried to clarify. “I never intended to kill you.”

“YOU DID KILL ME.” The Lich protested.

“You wouldn’t let me leave!” Kyle argued back as he placed the phylactery into his inventory. “I didn’t want to die!”

The Lich stared at him for a short while, then sighed a puff of green mist into the air. “OH WELL.” He muttered. Kyle’s eyes widened as he noticed his voice didn’t nearly deafen him.

“Uh, can you… always try to speak with a lower voice?” He asked after a moment’s hesitation.

“SURE…” The Lich responded. Kyle breathed a sigh of relief. “So… what happens now?”

The Lich shrugged. His bones seemed to creak as one of his ribs fell down.

“I NEED TO RECOVER. I NEED CLOTHES. I NEED TO CONTINUE WITH MY RESEARCH. I NEED TO MAKE YOU AN ARMY.”

Kyle blinked a few times. “Wait, hang on.” He raised his hands. “Slow down. Let’s put a hold on the army. I don’t think the other people will be very happy to see a skeleton army pop up.” He bit his lips. “How powerful are you, exactly?”

The Lich shot him a quick glance as he reached down and took his fallen rib. “I’M A SCHOLAR. DON’T EXPECT ME TO DESTROY ARMIES FOR YOU.”

Kyle sighed. “Guessed as much.” He glanced around the room, the hopped off the throne. “Tell you what. I’ll come back tomorrow, so you’ll have some time to recover and think. Plan and such.”

The Lich’s green eyes glowed even brighter. “OKAY.” He said with an almost cheerful voice. Almost.

Kyle hurried outside and took a deep breath of relief as he reached the exit of the cave. He hurried to his small home not too far from here, he needed some time to think and plan.

It was that night when he checked the system again. First up, he opened up his own profile.

‘Kyle – Lv. 19 Unclassed

INT 10 | WIS 10 | DEX 10 | STR 10 | CON 10

Achievements: Lich Killer

Player Kills: 5

Glory: 25’

Kyle sighed. He really couldn’t be angry at the damn Knight anymore. He had, somehow, mostly by pure luck – and the Knight’s ridiculous strength and lack of intellect – gained a pet Lich. Kind of.

He scrolled to the next tab, where the quests were listed.

‘Cacophus’ Plea: The Lich seems to be troubled by something. Find out what it is and decide whether you want to help him.”

Kyle furrowed his brows. So, quests with multiple choice endings were a thing in this game. Good to know. He made a quick mental note to ask the Lich what was wrong. If he was truly going to help him get more powerful, then it made more than a little sense to help the undead scholar.

As his eyelids began growing heavier, he closed his status panel, dismissed the other notifications, and pulled the fur blanket over himself. Tomorrow was going to be… odd, to say the very least.

-

Birds’ chirping announced the dawn, and a loud crash immediately followed, startling Kyle awake. The young man leapt out of bed and rushed to the door, only stopping to grab a cloak from the hook on the wall.

‘Player Killed’

‘Gained 100 EXP, 5 Glory’

The notification popped up just as he closed the door behind him. He stopped in his tracks and narrowed his eyes as he looked at the path leading up to his house. Where there used to be a gigantic exotic leaf on the path, there was now a hole.

“Seriously?” He exclaimed with disbelief. Had the same Knight seriously fallen to the same trap as the day before? Unbelievable. It was utterly, completely unbelievable. A bot, he tried to unsuccessfully convince himself, but he already knew this game couldn’t be botted.

No, that was a real person. A real person with quite possibly short term memory loss.

With a sigh, Kyle fixed the straps of his boots that he had put on so hastily, then reset his traps before heading back up the hill, then down the other side. The Lich Cacophus’ cave wasn’t too far away, and he soon reached its entrance.

Immediately, the clacking and creaking of moving bones reached his ears. He tightly grasped the hilt of his sword and prepared himself to pull out and smash the phylactery if the Lich tried anything. With a deep breath, Kyle ventured deeper into the cave, keeping an eye on the seemingly passive skeletons.

He soon reached the boss room, or what was now Cacophus’ normal room, as the Lich was no longer registered as a Lich. He hesitantly pressed his palm against the door and pushed to open it.

“HELLO!”

Related Chapters

  • The Lich's Master   Chapter 4: A Lich's Plea

    “Hi…” Kyle mumbled as he stepped inside. The dust, the burn marks and any battle mark on the ground and walls had vanished. The marble floor was pristine, as if it was laid down just a few hours ago.“MOST OF MY POWER IS RESTORED NOW.” The Lich kindly informed him, by nearly blowing his ears off.“Please keep your voice down. I know you like shouting, but it genuinely hurts me.” Kyle reminded him as he let go of the hilt of his sword.“SORRY…” Cacophus replied with a surprisingly little voice. His green eyes’ glow dimmed as he covered his mouth with his skeletal hands. Kyle couldn’t help but chuckle upon seeing him like that.“It’s fine. As long as you’re careful, it’s fine.” He said, almost feeling bad for the Lich. “So… what now?”“MY RESEARCH IS MOSTLY DESTROYED.” The lich shot him a hurt look. Green mist escaped

  • The Lich's Master   Chapter 5: Elves and a Particular Knight

    As soon as he stepped between the trees, he found himself staring at the pointy end of a spear. The sun’s light reflected off of the shining metal, nearly blinding him as he tried to look at the weapon. “Give us one reason to let you live!” “Uh… I come in peace?” He suggested, raising his hands in an attempt to show he wasn’t reaching his weapon. “Don’t dare cast spells!” Another voice shouted as more elves appeared all around. “I’m not a mage!” Kyle quickly tried to clarify. “I have no magic whatsoever!” “Then what are you doing here?” Another one of the elves asked. His deep voice startled Kyle as he stepped out of the woods. He was taller than the others, and his long, white hair swept the floor behind him as he approached Kyle. “This orchard is only of use to mages. Are you with that other human then?” Kyle gulped. This elf’s voice carried power. Angering him seemed like a horrible idea. “What other human?” Kyle asked. “I d

  • The Lich's Master   Chapter 6: To Burn Bridges, Literally

    He stroked the neck of the brown horse as he waited. He wasn’t dumb enough to go searching for a knight in the middle of a forest. As the dumb one had already demonstrated that class was quite powerful and required minimal intelligence. A minute passed, then a second, then a third. Kyle waited patiently, an unlit torch in hand. Not long after, a rustle sounded from the dense forest on the other side of the bridge. As the sound of snapping branches and crushed dry leaves reached his ears, Kyle stood up and lit his torch from the small campfire he made a while ago. He walked forward and stood at the edge of the cliff. The front of his boots touched the wooden planks of the bridge as someone burst through the woods on the other side. Kyle’s faint smile vaporised as soon as he saw the other person. “Not you again!” He cried out as the knight of his demise also froze mid step. “You!” He shouted at the top of his lungs, prompting Kyle into action. T

  • The Lich's Master   Chapter 7: Jewels of the Orchard

    “I hope the bridge wasn’t too important.” Kyle added apologetically. “I didn’t really have any other choice.” The elven leader shook his head. “It was of no consequence.” He said with a sigh. “Despite being human, you have proven your…” he hesitated, as if he were searching for a proper word. “My use?” Kyle suggested with a grin and was rewarded with a surprised expression. “Look, that same knight had been harassing me for a while too, so it was actually fun to have a little bit of revenge, you know?” he shrugged. “And I got to help you guys too.” He gestured towards the sickly tree. “I would love to help out with that too, but I’m no mage, nor do I know anyone who could be of help.” The elf’s lips curled up with a smile. “It’s quite alright. You have delivered on your promise, and we will not do any less than that. You may have as many fruits as you wish, but do not attempt to take any from this tree. They will only bring harm, as they have been corrupted by

  • The Lich's Master   Chapter 8: A Sickly Glow

    The sound of metal hitting the rock walls of the caves echoed. The rhythmic sound was quite annoying, and clearly audible even after closing the door leading outside Cacophus’ room. Kyle’s gaze followed the Lich, who seemed to be disinterested in the noise. How he was not bothered was beyond Kyle, but then again, the man was dead. He had been dead for who knows how long, and he was a Lich. If anything, he must have developed quite the patience during the centuries he spent being dead. Kyle sighed. As much as Cacophus was dead, he was not. And this noise was seriously getting on his nerves. He wanted to ask what the hell the Lich was making his skeletal workforce do, other than meaninglessly expanding the caverns, but Cacophus had (very loudly) asked not to be disturbed as he inspected the crystal fruits. Kyle already regretted his choice to wait until he was done. He was seriously going through every single fruit, checking them one by one. Every time his bone fingers

  • The Lich's Master   Chapter 9: How Not to Clear a Camp

    The camp wasn’t too large, but it was crowded enough to make Kyle somewhat nervous. There were three goblins sitting around a campfire. All three of them had makeshift spears near them, and one of them had a shiny, possibly human made sword on its back. There were two tents, one of them was a bit torn, and Kyle could see through the tears that another goblin slept inside. He couldn’t spy any weapons though, so it would probably be fairly easy to kill. Atop a large rock on the other side of the campfire, an archer sat. The goblin was probably supposed to be a lookout but looking out was not what it was doing. It was cleaning its brown, dirty fingernails. “Right,” He repeated to try and calm his racing heart. This was going to be the first camp he ever cleared, and he wanted to do it properly. The levels of the creatures were all 19, with only the archer and the sleeping gobbling being 17. They were within the proper experience gain range. The only thin

  • The Lich's Master   Chapter 10: If Stealth Doesn't Work...

    First of all, Kyle thought to himself as he looked at the view before him, why on earth was there a high level metal tower shield in a random monster camp like this? Secondly, how come could a small goblin carry such a heavy piece of equipment? While he had no way of answering the first question, the second one was quite easy to figure out. The answer was that it was a goblin chieftain, not an ordinary goblin. “Oh.” Kyle muttered as he looked at the goblin chieftain from head to toe. First of all, the damn thing was about two meters tall. Secondly, it was wearing nothing but some rags, which made the cast metal tower shield look even more comical. But looking at the ground, at the miniature chasm the tower shield had left in the earth, Kyle wasn’t laughing. In fact, it was quite the opposite. “What the hell are you doing here?” he exclaimed. This goblin chieftain was an elite enemy. And elite enemies weren’t supposed to spawn often. In fact, t

  • The Lich's Master   Chapter 11: ...Let's Try a Tree!

    The goblin chieftain’s scream nearly deafened Kyle as he ran through the woods. He could feel the ground tremble beneath his feet as the creature chased him among the trees. Kyle’s gaze leapt around, he scoured his surroundings as he hopped over the thick, tangled roots of the trees. Thankfully, most trees here were pine trees. They had thick, sturdy trunks, and planet of strong branches. Once he found a tree suitable to his needs, he slowed his steps. “Hey, slowpoke!” He shouted again to make sure the goblin chieftain’s attention was still on him and waited for it to approach. There was no space for the chieftain to charge at him at a straight line, the trees would block him every few steps, so the creature just walked towards him menacingly, holding the metal tower shield. Kyle shot a quick glance at the tree behind him over his shoulder. This had to work!...right? As soon as the creature was close enough, he stuck his tongue out, and mocked it some

Latest Chapter

  • Chapter 277: The Locust Demon Arrives

    The serene white light changed as soon as they stepped into the garden. It grew brighter, lighting up even the darkest corners of the garden. “Finally.” Azazel whispered. He calmly stepped towards the bright white light. “It’s been so long.” He and the rest of the group arrived before the tree. The Fallen Angel reached for the tree, only for his fingers to touch a barrier surrounding it. The yellow-brown barrier rippled as soon as the Fallen Angel’s fingertips touched it. Azazel flinched, and pulled his hand back as a look of disgust appeared on his face. With furrowed brows and blazing eyes, he turned around, and shouted at the top of his lungs. “Show yourself, Demon!” Droigheann flinched. “He’s here?!” The Demon of the Nightbloom asked wide eyed as he unsheathed his blade, and put his helmet on without hesitation. Luke stepped forward, making sure to stand in front of Caille and Kyle. Igna tightened her grip on the hilt of her blade, while Cacophus’s bony fingers rummaged through

  • Chapter 276: The Ancient City of Necron (4)

    The fully armoured knight dropped his sword and tried to grab the slimy goo with both of his hands. The goo only latched onto his helmet further as he struggled. The man started to stumble a few moments later.Kyle couldn’t help but laugh a little, though his near brush against death kept him from enjoying Jeffrey’s suffering. The knight soon managed to grab onto the goo properly, and threw it away, only to be met with Kyle’s light magic.“Bolt of Light!” The young man shouted, then as the Knight raised his hand to cover his eyes from the bright golden light, he dashed towards him, blade in hand. He hadn’t used a sword properly in ages, not since he’d gotten his Summoner class, and started summoning powerful people such as Aoris, or Irena. But Aoris and Irena were busy protecting the cathedral, and Droigheann had his hands full with the remaining group of enemies.And he had a particular hatred against Jeffrey and his constant stupidity. He grabbed the hilt of his blade with both his

  • Chapter 275: The Ancient City of Necron (3)

    “Oh for fuck’s sake.” Kyle rolled his eyes as the enemy charged at him and his allies. Jeffrey’s ridiculous accusations and ignorant behaviour was the last thing he needed at the moment.Droigheann unsheathed his blade and struck the ground with it. Black veins spread across the grey marble plaza, originating from his blade. They leapt off the ground, reaching for Jeffrey and his allies.“Fire storm!” A voice boomed. Kyle flinched as a whirling storm of flames burnt away the roots and veins. Droigheann gritted his teeth and removed his swords from the ground. “Damn mages,” The Demon grunted as he stepped forward. His helmet materialised in his hand, and he promptly put it on.“SHALL I DISPATCH OF THEM, KYLE?” Cacophus’ sudden question surprised him. “Yeah, please help Droigheann.” Kyle hissed as he pointed at the group. “We shouldn’t waste much time on them.”As he spoke, several shards of crystallised light formed at his fingertips. He fired them at the man leading the charge.“AS YO

  • Chapter 274: The Ancient City of Necron (2)

    Kyle took the first step down the grey marble staircase. As his feet touched the ancient slabs, he involuntarily flinched.Azazel and Droigheann followed just a step behind, along with Cacophus, who chose to float next to them.“AMAZING, IT HAS BEEN PRESERVED PERFECTLY!” The Lich exclaimed, pausing just a few steps in, and carefully inspecting the waist high walls preventing them from falling off the side. “LOOK AT THIS CRAFTMANSHIP!”Kyle shot a glance at the waist hight wall. It was covered in intricate carvings from top to bottom. Just a few meters of this wall must have taken weeks to create, if not more. “Yeah, it’s amazing.”“Just like the legends.” Droigheann carefully ran his finger along the carvings. “A city of ancient wonders, housing powers beyond imagination, made from the most beautiful materials by the best craftsmen ever to grace the face of this world.”“Seems about right.” Azazel pointed at the buildings. “Any one of these would have taken months to perfect, if not y

  • Chapter 273: The Ancient City of Necron (1)

    The Necronomicon’s pages turned on their own. Kyle waited patiently for the book to settle on a page. Once it did, he read through the spell. It was a modified dispel spell.“Stand back, just in case.” He said to the others. Everyone took a few steps back, even Cacophus who had just arrived. The Lich didn’t speak, but the green glows in his eye sockets glimmered and lit up brightly with excitement.Kyle’s lips curled up with a faint smile for a moment before he turned his gaze back to the Necronomicon. “Open thine gates, lift thine veil.” He recited the spell’s words clearly. “Allow me passage to what is rightfully mine, as I hold the Book of Ancient Secrets!”A moment passed before the spell fully took effect. The barrier around the Ancient City of Necron began to lower as Kyle felt his vitality drain with alarming speed. He looked down at the back of his hand with a panic as the few locks of dark hair dangling before his eyes slowly began to turn white.The mark of the Evertree glow

  • Chapter 272: The Records Restored

    The elderly woman took the two pieces of the hourglass in her hand. A faint, almost mellow smile appeared on her lips as she closed her fingers around the pieces of the hourglass. “I am in your debt, Azazel, young man.” She whispered as she clenched her fingers further. The muffled sound of something cracking sounded. Then, a fine dust flowed from between her fingers. The cool breeze caught the dust, carrying it away from the patio. The elderly woman smiled. “No, come back.” Her voice was calm, almost as if she was speaking to an old friend. “I’m right here.” The wind whirled, suddenly changed its direction, and blew the dust right back at her. She closed her eyes and smiled. Kyle braced himself for… something. “It’s alright now.” Her motherly voice reached his ears. “It feels good to be whole again.” She turned her gaze towards the sky. “It is a beautiful day, isn’t it?” Kyle disagreed. Dark clouds covered the sky. “It is good to have you back, Record Keeper.” Azazel bowed his

  • Chapter 271: The Hourglass

    It was a misty morning and getting out of bed felt like a huge chore. He still dragged himself out of bed, albeit slowly, and staggered towards the hot spring. He paused in front of the mirror for a second. The bite marks on his neck were awfully visible. Vis had definitely taken some of her frustrations out of him last night.He let out a sigh and went to take a bath. She was rightfully upset, and he didn’t care about how he looked too much. He bathed, then got dressed and opened the door of his room, only to see Droigheann standing there, leaning against the wall.“I didn’t realise you’d come out.” Kyle said as he fixed his cloak and hair before the mirror.“You were asleep.” Droigheann explained with a faint smile. “You found the second half of the hourglass.” He stated with a hint of curiosity in his voice. Kyle nodded. “We did. We almost died for it too.” He shuddered. “I’m never going back to the Celestial Plane.”Droigheann laughed out loud. “That is indeed a good idea.” The De

  • Chapter 270: The Waking World

    His eyes shot wide open, and he stared at the grey ceiling above him. A couple of moths were walking in rough circles. One of them tried to fly, only to continuously hit the ceiling afterwards.He blinked a few times as he tried to figure out where he was.“You’re awake!” A panicked voice reached his ears. “Rhealis, they’re back!” It took him a moment to recognise Vis’ voice. A cold hand pressed against his forehead as he slowly began to notice the numbness around his right arm. There was a mild pain too.Footsteps approached as Kyle tilted his head to look at Vis. “Did something happen while we were gone?” He asked with a crusty voice. He licked his dry lips. He could use some water right now.“Your arm got charred!” Vis hissed wide eyed. Was she angry? “And the Fallen Angel’s wings started bleeding!”“Indeed,” Rhealis approached them with a glass of water in her hand. She helped Kyle sit upright, then gave him the glass. He drank it without hesitation. The water passing through his

  • Chapter 269: The Wasteyard of Heaven

    Azazel led him through the distorted landscape in a hurry. “They can’t see as well here.” The Fallen Angel explained as soon as they walked through a cathedral door and fell upwards. Kyle hit the ceiling with a muffled thud. A thick, soft carpet had broken his fall.He moaned with pain still. Constantly falling somewhere was slowly taking its toll on him. His back couldn’t take many more falls. “Why?” He asked as he sat upright and rubbed his sides.Azazel flew up and closed the cathedral’s door. “Because of the distortions. They don’t see things as you do. They see what something is, can be, and was.” The Fallen Angel hesitated upon seeing Kyle’s confused expression. “You don’t understand, do you?”Kyle shook his head. “Nope.”Azazel’s shoulders dropped with disappointment. “When you see something,” The Angel said, speaking slower th

Scan code to read on App